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[hyperactively-me]

king!ghost x princess!reader au

this brainrot has taken over my head the past few days. i'm not sure if i want to keep it to blurbs or if it will turn into a full-fledged fic......i'll see what i feel like doing soon. anyway, this post will be the masterlist for this au of mine cause i already have a few blurbs and headcanons in the drafts tee hee. i appreciate any interaction / feedback

A/N: so originally i was going to keep this to blurbs, but the whole thing gained quite a bit of popularity! so therefore, laid before you, is about 100k+ words written! have fun reading!

(BEST READ IN ORDER)

one two meeting proposal knife journey questions massage harsh contact introductions three the wedding the reception bedtime four names sword fighting slip up lessons sick knight!soap boat almost learning, growing exploratory go again distracted suspicious hand to hand, man to woman watching punch wishes hair jealousy, jealousy general vows reading anger more jealousy attack ball nightmare jousting knife explained archery forest's edge war separation duties taken home (pt 1) home (pt 2) taken (simon's pov) safety measures it's always dinner uncle and aunt

you decide (basically, you can choose if you view this as canon or not lol) tbd

extras (these occur at no particular point in time unlike the works above ^^, so these can be read as standalone. they are also canon.) puppy love upside down poison eavesdropping staring problem oddball beach episode

non-canon alternate ending to 'anger' what if you never learned to love him like you've seen a ghost

fun little extrameme for 'taken'

[randomishnickname]

Must-read Destiel fics - my superduper Nov. 5th rec list

Three years ago, on the blessed day of November 5th, 2020, I had:

never seen an episode of SPN,

only had a vague inkling of what the two pale coconuts were on about,

and I hee-heed and ha-had with the rest of Tumblr about the love confession scene and the Internet errupting in an unparalleled craze

At first I thought, that's it.

Then ... I got curious. I watched some YouTube Destiel supercuts. I read some fic (I think @andhumanslovedstories beautiful Cas/OC fic was my entry point?). I read meta. I watched some more YouTube scene packs. I read even more fic. I watched some of S4, some of S1, some random fan fav episodes. And then Destiel lodged itself so deeply, thouroughly into my brain that it took over and hasn't relinquished control in the last two years. The most tenacious, pervasive brain worm to date.

This ship got it all, and this fandom got it all, and there's such delightful, powerful, batshit crazy, romantic, expertedly crafted fanfic out there, it's like being a starving child in the world's biggest candystore.

So without further ado, here's some of my very favorite fics from this infinite trove, with all my thanks to the wonderful writers who keep delighting and awing me with their dedication and craft. There'll of course be some recency bias at play but you can browse my bookmarks over here to chose from over 100 excellent and well-curated SPN stories.

💕CATEGORY: SWOONWORTHY💕

Wildly romantic fics that warm you up from the inside.

It Won't Be Perfect by someonetoanyone (10K words) Summary: Dean daydreams about what it'd be like to let himself love Cas freely.

Why I love it: the humor, the spot-on characterizations, and the quintessential late season Destiel-ness of being so deeply love with your best friend that it's too big to actually do anything about. Just. So warm.

Rock Lobster by Ginger Fail (13K) Summary: Cas decides that the lobsters Dean planned to cook need to get back home. Impromptu beach vacation ensues!

Why I love it: This road trip story is fresh and invigorating like a sea breeze! Fun, entertaining and full of deep, deep fondness.

Seek to Know You Better by ahurston (32K)

Summary: On a road trip, Dean and Cas play the 36 Questions That Lead To Love.

Why I love it: They’re so deliberatedly, carefully starting a relationship here. They try so hard to bridge the gaps and meet each other halfway. A very mature take on love that feels nourishing.

☢️CATEGORY: BRAINWORMS GALORE☢️

Fics that make you go BARK BARK BARK.

samson went back to bed by piesexuality (9k, @twoheadedcas) Summary: Cas strikes a deal with Chuck - keeping his family together comes at the price of their free will.

Why I love it: What if Cas got his revenge for the Mala'ak box? What if love came at the price of everything you've been fighting for? What if a story twisted the knife oh so sweetly? Each word of this one lands a punch. Made me insane in the best of ways (cue pinned fanart).

In sickness by @saintedcastiel (41K) Summary: S4 redux but Castiel has a fetish: giving Dean the sniffles.

Why I love it: This one is soooo. Can barely find words for it. It taps into Cas' early season alienness and psychosexual obsession with Dean, brilliantly demonstrates Casdean vs Samruby parallels, and each word is just. Perfect. ARGH!

so much smoke in a hall full of mirrors by AreYouReady (6K, @autisticandroids ) Summary: Godstiel is losing his heavenly war. Crowley provides a compliant Dean-doll for him to release his frustrations upon.

Why I love it: Urgh, this one is sooo dark. Taps into the scary, intimidating and alien aspects of Godstiel so well. Gore, consent and psychosexual issues galore. Delicious.

Special mention: In a Parked Car, Exhuming Ophelia by @an-android-in-a-tutu (17K). Still need to comment properly ;)

💣CATEGORY: EMOTIONAL WRECKING BALLS💣

Angsty fics that tear you to pieces to remake you better.

What Used To Be Mine by someonetoanyone (48K words) Summary: Dean never makes his apology prayer in Purgatory - Cas dies, Dean mourns.

Why I love it: Oh god, this is a heavy hitter. Just, straight up insurmontable grief, packaged in poetic, raw language to make you shed tears and tears. Loved it so much.

Ignite your bones By ilovehowyouletmefall (67K, @angelinthefire) Summary: Dean accepts Chuck's deal: killing Sam to save the world.

Why I love it: Cruuuuel cruel premise for a story that doesn’t pull its punches. It gets dark in Dean’s head and everyone around him suffers. Wonderfully written. The ending set my brain on fire.

Right Where you Left Me by outdean (93K, @armandgender)

Summary: Cas comes back from the Empty after 10 years to find Dean married to another man.

Why I love it: This one is a riiiide. When grief has become a part of you but your love comes back… When you return from the dead and have to carve a new space into the world for yourself... nothing is easy here, but the emotions are INTENSE. Also, autistic!Cas for the win.

Special mention: Who Ya Gonna Call? by saintedcastiel (50K) and Clear skies in spring by enochianprayer (WIP)

💥CATEGORY: EPIC RIDES💥

Expansive, wild adventures with lots of ups and downs

Spirit of the West by teen_dean (140K, @urne-buriall)

Summary: An 18y old Dean grew up on a horse farm – cue veterinarian Castiel. The summer of a lifetime ensues.

Why I love it: So this is one of my very favorite stories, ever ever, and I cannot recommand enough to immediatedly suscribe to the author’s Substack to be able to follow it in „real time“ next summer. It’s cinematic, rich, full of darkness and light, it’s everything a story can aspire to, I’m just. I just really love it.

Second Verse, Same as The First by LaLaCat1 (135K)

Summary: Endverse!Cas is sent back to the start of S1 and is determined to make things right this time round.

Why I love it: a desperate and badass Cas, unfridging everyone, a thrilling plot, moments of awesome for the entire cast, gripping action scenes, a romance for the ages… this is a genuinely amazing story.

back road, black road by eden22 (167K)

Summary: 18y old Sam gets kidnapped by Hell on his way to Stanford. Dean tries to deal.

Why I love it: So this one’s not Destiel-centric but does have wonderful Destiel moments. It’s also very heavy on the gore and the angst (NOT for the faint of stomach), but expertly crafted, fascinating and frankly it deserves more love. Held my breath for half the read and never knew where it’d take me.

Special mention: It's The End Of The World (As We Know It) by tiamatv (140K)

🤪CATEGORY: DESTIEL INSANITY🤪

Uproariously funny stories about the intricate rituals these two weirdos get up too.

Life Skills by ilovehowyouletmefall (26K)

Summary: Dean teaches a newly human Cas how to be „a real man“.

Why I love it: Dean coming to Big Self-Realizations while trying to have platonic threesomes with Cas is so perfect. Very endearing, tender and funny. Also, smoking hot sex.

the cheapest room in the house by biggaybenny (89K)

Summary: Dean downloads Grindr for Cas

Why I love it: Just. Late season Dean being deranged about Cas’ sexuality while everyone watches on in utter confusion. Equally hilarious and deeply moving

according to all known laws of life by @sobsicles (29k)

Summary: Cas comes back from the Empty to a Dean who won’t stop playing gay chicken.

Why I love it: They are both such petty, insane weirdos in this one. They said „can every situation be turned into a squabble“ and didn’t wait for an answer. So funny, so tender

Special mention: Wedding Vows and Negotiations by GingerFail (6K)

That's it, enjoy and leave your writers some much-deserved love!

[cal-flakes]

prompt twenty-one with brother's bestfriend!rafe (idk if you've got an idea for this prompt already but mine would be that reader says this to rafe 'cause he's unsure to finally take the step to kiss her since she's sarah's best friend)

i love your writing to the moon and back!!

╰┈➤ prompt twenty-one, bfb!rafe

warnings: light swearing, a tad nsfw at the end

“hi..” she whispered as she leant against the door frame, causing him to jump slightly. “hey, what you’ doing in here?” he asked, the corner of his lip curling slightly at the sight of her. “well, sarah’s asleep, and i can’t sleep, so i thought i’d come see you..” she grinned, tiptoeing across the room to perch on the opposite end of the bed.

“you wanted to come see me?” he queried, shocked at the confidence behind her voice. “mhm, is that a problem?” she joked, pulling her lip between her teeth as she lay on the bed, propping herself up to look at him.

chuckling, rafe shook his head as he lay back against the headboard, fixing his eyes on hers. “no problem at all, you have a fun girls night?”

“it was great, but sarah’s flat out now, so i’m bored..” she sighed, fidgeting with her hands. “what’d you do? talk about boys, gossip about girls?” he teased, allowing his eyes to linger on hee exposed thighs for a split second. “we’re not children rafe, but to answer your question, yes we did” she stated, tilting her head proudly as she giggled. scoffing, rafe shook his head, quickly turning away to hide the small scowl threatening his lips.

“what’s the matter, you jealous?” she giggled, amused at the idea. “maybe i am, so what?” he argued back playfully, nudging her ribcage with his knee. “oooh, big scary rafe cameron’s all jealous” she mocked him as she shuffled further up the bed.

“yeah whatever, you should go back before sarah catches you, y’know fraternising with the enemy and all” he smirked, instinctively moving closer as he propped his head up on his hand. “why, you scared?” she snipped, smirking back at him. scoffing once more, he inhaled deeply before reaching his arm out to cup her face, causing her to lean into his touch. “this’ look scared to you?”

her smirk never faltered as she pushed herself up onto her knees, confidently moving to straddle his waist. “no, does this?” she retorted.

humming in response, he leant in as he tangled a hand into her hair. following suit, she began closing the space between them until he suddenly pulled away, a menacing grin on his face. rolling her eyes, she pulled back, scowling at him. “fucking kiss me, asshole” she muttered, this time throwing her arms around his neck to pull him in.

“oh, you’re going to regret that” he growled, pushing himself into her as their lips met.

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio was so beautiful and beautifully fucked up! oh to be gleefully on fire! to love the unneeded nails in my back! to mimic jesus’ crucifix pose in front of him, and question why his wounds are more real than mine! to be remade again and again and love myself and the world even more every time! tee-hee-ing all the while!

[jongseongsnudes]

seven.

warning; SMUT-ISH 🏃‍♀️ 1.1k words.

masterlist.

perhaps you were overthinking it but you swore you noticed heeseung around more often lately.

he had showed up at your door step unannounced on countless nights, sometimes drunk, sometimes sober and sometimes at 2 am. again and again, you’d let him in, let him do you on any surface of your apartment that he wanted. then he’d stay the night, cuddling you, kissing you, things he rarely did. it felt as though you were a couple but only behind closed doors, away from people’s eyes. out in the open, heeseung still acted as though you two barely knew each other.

and this confused you greatly.

as much as you didn’t mind spending time with him, you began to question this no strings attached relationship. heeseung would often enough express his distaste towards your friendship with yeonjun yet turn around and chat up several different girls every day.

you liked him, no doubt about that but his behaviour was perhaps becoming a little too much for you to handle.

“just come for a little bit?” your best friend’s voice knocks you out of your daze, only to realise that you both had just arrived at your apartment door, “the party will be so much fun! come pleasssssse. for me?”

“okay okay. the things i do for you.”

“thanks bestie,” your friend hugs you from behind as you fidget about to unlock your door, “hopefully we can find something decent from your wardrobe, if not, then you’re wearing something of mine.”

“i think i’m going to stick to my clothes, yours are a little... out there for me,” you sigh in relief as you finally get the door opened but something immediately catches your attention. a pair of familiar men’s shoes, heeseung’s. in a swift move, you drop your bag over them in hopes of hiding it away from your best friend’s eyes.

“your apartment smells... different,” she’s sniffing about, eyebrows raised, “smells like... men. oh my god has yeonjun been here? is that why you always look so tired? are you guys fucking?!”

“what- no! it smells normal!” you glance back and forth, worried that heeseung might just appear out of no where, “i um- i just remembered i needed to do something. how about i meet you later at the party yeah?”

“okay but... maybe wear something sexy! yeonjun will be there so you better not ditch last minute!”

miraculously, you’re able to convince your suspicious friend to leave your apartment within the next twenty seconds without her further blabbering about yeonjun. you felt bad for hiding it from her but you couldn’t risk exposing your relationship with heeseung, not right now.

“heeseung?” you softly call out, scanning around the apartment to weirdly see no trace of the man. but you know he’s here somewhere, based on the shoes and the mess in the kitchen you knew wasn’t there when you left. 

the sight of chopped vegetables and pasta sauce has you smiling, knowing that the man was preparing to cook your favourite dish while you were out.

“hey doll,” heeseung’s soft voice and sudden grasp on your waist from behind startles you, making you jump, “i wanted to surprise you but you surprised me instead.”

“when did you get here hee?” you manage to turn in his embrace, your back now pressed against the kitchen counter with heeseung’s arms trapping you in.

“after class. thought we could have dinner and watch a movie tonight unless... you have plans?”

the look on his face tells you there’s already an answer he’s expecting, an answer you know you can’t give him. as much as you would’ve preferred to stay in the comfort of your home, cuddling up to heeseung tonight, you made a promise to your best friend and you were going to keep it.

“i’m... actually going to a party tonight. i can help you cook now and- ahh heeseung!”

you squeal when he lifts you up onto the counter, easily manhandling you with his hands alone. the man is gentle, his hands very softly tracing circles on your inner thigh as he leans in, his lips just hovering above yours. it’s as though he’s playing you and like every damn time, you fall for it. especially with how good he looks today, his black over sized tee and matching black pants enough to have you swooning. it just had to be your favourite outfit of his.

“oh is that so? with who?” 

“eun- eunji,” you’re barely able to answer him without stuttering, the feeling of his fingers so close to your clothed core affecting you way more than you hoped it would.

it’s obvious the man is enjoying your reaction a little too much, enjoying the way your body is practically squirming about and he hadn’t even done a thing. you almost fall off the countertop when his finger barely grazes past your heat but his hand at your waist thankfully keeps you in place, preventing any possible clumsy injuries.

“look at you baby, look at how you react to the tiniest things,” he chuckles, almost mockingly you, “i’ve taught you well.”

“heeseung... stop teasing...”

“then what would you like me to do baby?” the ends of lips curves into a smirk as his fingers begin tracing the thing waistband of your shorts that were becoming more of nuisance with every passing second.

“anything... please...” you wanted to run and hide, embarrassment now overtaking your body. you weren’t very vocal when it came to activities inside the bedroom, usually letting heeseung take full control of you and your body. rough, vanilla, fast or slow, you one hundred percent trusted in the man and his pace.

but there was something different in you today, the heat in the pit of your stomach screaming for you to just grab the man, to kiss him, to have him fuck you right here in the kitchen. without foreplay.

“yeah? would you like me to...” his hand slips past the hem of your pants as he speaks, his fingers immediately finding its way towards your throbbing clit that was yearning for his touch. the coldness of his skin against yours sends a shiver right down your spine but you wanted more, more than just rubbing. the man chuckles at your already dazed out state, his fingers now pressing against your core, “to fuck your pretty little pussy, hm baby?”

you hastily nod, the word embarrassment completely thrown out the window at this point. 

“what else would like me to do? tell me.” 

two of his fingers easily slips into you with how wet you were, the new sensation of being so full has you naturally laying your head down onto his shoulders, your hands gripping onto his shirt for dear life.

“you know i’ll do anything for you,” he adds in yet another finger as he leans in to kiss at the tears you didn’t even know were there, a proud smile now hanging on his lips, “just stay with me tonight.”

end.

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[mrs-monaghan]

anyways seven days a week is CRAZY. do u think he starts limping on Tuesday or Wednesday

He he he hee! I think it depends on who you're asking about 🤭🤭

While we are on the topic I just finished watching Jimin's live, to try and sort this snoring business out and look at what he revealed!!!

Oh wow. I mean of course we knew he was tight going by how obsessed JK is with the Jibooty but how nice to get confirmation, right??? This is awesome!!!

He also told us about his skin care routine. Gave us the secret. Unfortunately, like a friend of mine said in frustration, Jimin's skin care secret can't be found in stores 😔😔

I know guys. I know. Only Jimin has access to Kookie's cream.

Sad. So sad. Truly.

So, what have we learnt today? We have learnt (and this is very important) if we wanna know what Jikook actually talked about in their lives we stick with Kanmom. Because as you can see, clearly

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[anjaelle]

The Consequence of Pride

Pairing: Tangerine x Black!Reader

Warnings: Guns, Gore, Glass injury, Attempted murder

Word Count: 1.3K (a shorty)

A/N: Something I threw together on my phone in the middle of the night because I couldn't sleep. Tried to check for errors and such.

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The humor of the situation wasn't lost on him.

Two men lay in a puddle of their own blood just a few feet away, with their brains painting the vibrant blue wallpaper behind them. When you told him that you shot the assailants and then tripped and fell into the glass shards of the broken coffee table, he laughed. He couldn't help it. It just slipped out. He apologized until you let out a tiny affronted gasp which made him guffaw even harder.

"I hate you." "Uh huh."

"I'm going to shave your mustache off in your sleep."

"Bit dramatic, innit?"

You let out a low grunt as he pulled a few smaller shards of glass out of your hand with a tweezer and tossed them aside. "That noise sounds familiar."

"Shut up, Tangerine."

You watched him furrow his brows as he sprayed the antiseptic on your hand and you whined at the sting. He was never surprised at how easily you were able to hold your own. But you also had a surprisingly low pain tolerance and an even lower tolerance for bullshit.

"I know, sweetness, I'm almost done."

As usual, he could see right through you. Despite the fact that you stood in the remains of your once beloved housewarming gift, all he could focus on was the way your lower lip jutted out pitifully and the way you clenched your good fist in anger. He wrapped your leg up in a gauze to cover up the bleeding cuts after pulling glass out of your thigh.

You were dressed in a red satin pajama set that Tangerine bought you from Dubai that you were excited to finally show him after not seeing him for over a month. Luckily, the blood stains weren't obvious, but the shorts didn't protect you from the glass. And your first night with him was definitely ruined.

"I still can't believe you laughed at me." You mumbled as he kissed the palm of your hand through the bandage. You couldn't let that go. You were injured and in distress, and your boyfriend had the audacity to let out a little giggle...a little "tee-hee" over your clumsiness.

"C'mon, it's a little funny. It's kinda funny, baby. Admit it." He raised his brows at you.

"No."

He clicked his teeth and shook his head, "Gotta work on getting a better sense of humor."

You pretended to bristle at him when he kissed your forehead, not wanting to give him the satisfaction of knowing you liked the attentiveness.

He ignored your antics, gently lifting your head up to inspect your face. He tilted your head to the left and then the right, looking for any surprise injuries. He’d taken the time to clean the dried blood from your face.

“It’s not mine,” you clarified, glancing at the bloodied wall, “It’s asshole number 2’s.”

You couldn’t really tell what was going on in his head. His eyes expressed a mix of anger and concern about the situation at large. They’d come here with the intention to hurt or take you. He knew that much.

The question was why and how they knew where you were. You hadn’t worked a job in ages. They clearly thought you’d be off your game, but they were quickly proven wrong. He glanced over at the bodies in the apartment foyer.

“How long did that take?”

Time seemed to slow down during the struggle. It could’ve been 2 minutes or 2 hours between the time they barged in and the time you were plucking glass shards from your elbow. You told him as much.

“So…what the hell happened?” He questioned casually. He took step back to look you over in full.

“They pretended to be delivery men. I know, don’t give me that face. I ordered dinner for us and they showed up. I took out asshole number one first. Asshole number two tried to fight me. Me! You know I’m not that great at fighting.” You fidgeted with your anxious hands as you spoke, remembering the adrenaline you felt as you and the assailant struggled to take each other out, “He lunged at me, but missed and crashed into the coffee table. I tried to get to the gun, but he got back up and grabbed me by my hair.”

Your gun was kicked under the couch in the scuffle, so you had to improvise. “We were fighting again. Next thing I knew, I had his gun and—bam.” You mimed a headshot with your hand.

As you spoke, Tangerine looked around the apartment as if following the story in his head. He hummed, “Taking out two men on your own in little Jim-Jams. You’re kinda scary sometimes.”

“Don’t try to flatter me after you laughed at me.”

He rolled his eyes.

“You know who did it?” Once he was sure that everything was calm and you were okay, he took off his suit jacket and rolled up the sleeves of his shirt to move the frame of the coffee table out of the way.

You watched him from your plush purple couch, perpetually pleased that you didn’t really have to lift a finger while he was around. Even as you crossed your legs to get comfortable, you ignored the sting of pain in your thigh where the glass dug into your skin, “I dunno. They didn’t have any IDs or easily identifiable tattoos on their arms. I wasn’t really interested in examining them.”

You grimaced at the thought of touching their cold, dead bodies.

“You seem pretty fuckin’ calm about all of this shit.” He said, kneeling down to sweep up the broken glass, “I need to report it, y’know. Someone’s gotta be looking for them.”

“It’s not the first attack. Probably won’t be the last. I’m a hot commodity, babe.”

He shot you a tired look and you grinned proudly at his annoyance with you.

“I called the cleanup crew to come.” You added in a mocking tone, throwing your voice and putting on his accent, “So, yes, I was responsible, bruv.”

“I don’t sound like that, you dick.”

“Mhm, you do.”

He swept up the last of the glass and raised his brows at you, then threw his voice to match yours, “Shut up Tangerine, stop laughing at me. I’m overly sensitive and hot with a princess complex.”

You matched his expression and he grinned at you.

“Whose fault is that? Hmm.” You asked, motioning at him. He let out a loud laugh, tossing his head back and leaving to dump the glass.

“Fair enough.”

You sat curled up next to him on the couch while the cleanup crew moved the bodies and tried their best to get the blood out of your wood and wallpaper. You already knew it was a lost cause. Despite the actual gore being washed off, there was still a tinge of pink visible on it. He’d finally showered and changed into joggers and a t-shirt, tying his hair up. His hand rested lazily on your upper thigh, gently rubbing circles into your skin. You’d showered too, forgoing the cutesy pajamas he bought you and choosing just a plain concert tee and shorts. The plushie he bought you from Seoul sat tucked between your knees, and you felt fully comfortable for the first time in hours.

“Sweetness…” he mumbled tiredly.

You stopped scrolling through your phone, “Hmm?”

“Be honest,” he gave your thigh a light squeeze and a small smack, “did you break the coffee table?”

“No…yes.”

You couldn’t see his face, but you heard the rumble of another giggle in his chest.

“How’d you do that?”

You let out a long sigh, knowing you were gonna regret this for the rest of your life. “I was doing a victory dance. And I tripped over the couch leg and fell. In my defense, it was already cracked from when the other guy fell into it.”

The giggle turned into a full blown laugh and you couldn’t even be mad about it. It was a stupid way to get injured. An embarrassing way to get injured, even. He leaned down and pressed a few kisses to your forehead.

“Thank God. I fuckin’ hated that table.”

[hees-mine]

hey bookie, just wanted to lyk u write the most toe curling smut ive ever read😻i wish i could write as good as you, like you really capture the image in the readers head!! do u have advice on writing dialogue? like how to make it realistic, how do u find so many good alternatives instead of saying “he said” or “she said” if you know what i mean? i think the word is dialogue tags😭or just writing advice in general, how to not make the smut awkward!

Hello!! First tysm! 🩵

I mean tmi but like I really have to be in a mood to write smut I think that’s why it seems so realistic cause I really imagine that scene in my head as I write it

Another thing like you were saying with he “he said” “she said” is that you learn from trial and error I do a lot of re reading before posting just to make sure it all sounds right and put together so review your writing also if you can lengthen your vocabulary that will help a lot

I don’t have advice on how to do that cause I can just do it naturally but if I had to I’d say just say you’re wanting to use a word but you already used it so you want to use something else like a different variation

Let’s say the word is “sighed” so instead of saying he sighed you could say “he breathed out” “he exhaled a deep breath” he exhaled” or exasperated sigh”

Or it could be like instead of saying “he sighed” you could say

“Heeseung sighed in annoyance”

“heeseung let out an annoyed sigh”

Or

“Sighing in annoyance heeseung replied”

You feel me?

So it’s kinda just using the words backwards almost which helps a lot to not sound like you’re saying the same thing over and over

Here’s another example for words like “and”

So let’s do a quick lil smutty scene

Example 1

Heeseung’s hands traveled down your waist softly squeezing the flesh and his lips met your neck with wet kisses and he sucked on that spot and you knew there would definitely be marks by tomorrow morning

So now let’s get rid of the “and” and make it sound a bit smoother as you read it I like to make paragraphs as seamless as possible and make them a bit longer so the reader can really feel what’s going on and also I don’t use a lot of big words cause we’re reading for entertainment not to Learn💀

Okay now here’s example number 2

Heeseung’s hands slowly made their way to your hips finger tips digging into the soft flesh causing a desperate moan to fall from your lips that still tingled in excitement from his rough kisses just moments prior his soft lips trail open mouthed kisses along the length of your neck as he leaves soft little love bites for you to remember him the morning after

See the difference? It’s not that the first example was so bad but by using a lot of “ands” it makes it feel like you have to stop and start where if you use “as” all the sudden it becomes smooth and seamless

And an alternative to “as” you could use “while”

Example number 3

Heeseung pinned you against the wall a gasp leaving your lips giving him the perfect opening to slip his tongue inside your mouth tangling it with yours as his cold fingers slip underneath your shirt sending chills down your spine his lips roamed every inch of your neck his supple kisses leave you wanting more as you tangle your hands in his hair black hair a groan transfers from his throat to your mouth the room feels hot as his kisses grow hungrier he tightens his grip on your waist making you moan and throw your head back in pleasure causing you to break the kiss but he doesn’t stop too intoxicated by your scent and your feel that his lips need to be on every inch of you your neck being the next best option as he zeros in on your pulse point kissing sucking and leaving marks that you have to cover in the morning

So boom there you have it those are like three different variations and styles of writing pretty much the same scene

So i hope that helps if you have anymore questions I happy to answer them 🩵

[animentality]

I'm planning out an Honour mode run(which will also be origin Astarion run) and I was wondering if you have any tips for it? All my characters will be multiclassers and I'm planning which weapons and armor to use, but I'm just curious what someone with probably one thousand hours in the game thinks could help

Ironically, I just this week beat the Honor Mode with a friend of mine, hee hee.

Alright, so here goes!

My Personal Team Comp

Paladin/Fighter (My buddy)

Paladin/Fighter (Astarion at first, Minthara later)

Storm Sorcerer (Karlach for me but it could be anyone, really, I was just trying to get the dating achievement- Karlach is actually a terrible Sorcerer because her race gives her smite spells...which she can't use effectively, as a staff user...)

Ranger/ Rogue/ Fighter (Me)

Reasoning:

Two frontliners is always good, to keep the aggro off of the squishier half of the party. Plus, the melee classes get to hit multiple times, which is just, insanely good, and lets you destroy targets. Paladin is obviously the most broken class, but a Paladin Fighter is a great multi class for Action Surge and Battle Maneuvers! Make sure to grab Disarming Attack and prioritize stealing weapons so enemies can't hit you very hard anymore!

You might want to have some kind of Rogue, for sneak attack, and disengage potential as well! Good for long range picks, and quick killing of high priority targets. Plus, two frontliners make it so you always have advantage.

And you of course need an AOE spellcaster of some kind. I think the Warlock is pretty powerful, mostly because of Eldritch Blast and Hunger of Hadar cheese, but the Sorcerer is the strongest magic caster with all their excellent Metamagic passives. They can also regain a lot of spell slots and have a ridiculous DPS output. But Hunger of Hadar is an excellent spell; it is without question the BEST AOE spell in the game.

The key to beating BG3 in any mode is to make distance.

Force your enemies through tight choke points stuffed with magical obstacles and just pick them off as they try to get through.

Hunger of Hadar is broken because not only are they blind, but they're also SLOWED and you get ADVANTAGE on them when they're in it, AND it does damage, AND as I mentioned before, you can throw them back INTO it when they try to get out with Eldritch Blast, which is also just excellent for throwing enemies away from you.

So Sorcerer or Warlock are excellent choices, but I personally have more of an affinity for Sorcerer.

Now.

Why Storm Sorceror specifically?

Because they get the best passives. People say Draco Sorcerers are the best, but their passive is only helpful early on. The Storm Sorcerer passive lets you cast FLY as a bonus action every time you use a level 1 or higher spell! The disengage potential is critical for Honor Mode, plus it's great for just repositioning whenever you want. Plus you get excellent passives like Heart of the Storm, AND you get immunity to multiple damage types, instead of just one!

Why the Ranger/Rogue/Fighter?

Check out this guy's comp, which I used. It is insanely powerful.

You can dual wield two one handed crossbows, and just SHRED everything you come across.

I was literally playing with two paladins and I WAS HITTING HARDER THAN THEM.

Ranger gives you dread ambusher, then you can hit TWICE as a melee class, which the Rogue doesn't get, and then you can get Action Surge, and do it all over again, PLUS as a thief subclass, you have two bonus actions, for your offhand attacks!

It's honestly broken as fuck, and it's perfect for the long range, disengage potential.

Now you have my suggested comp. Keep in mind that you can have just about anything you want, but remember, two frontliners, at least one magic caster with dps potential, and then the fourth should ideally be a long range specialist.

Now then...

I recommend you pick the Dark Urge.

Why?

For a million reasons.

It is MUCH easier to 1v1 Orin in the end rather than kill the whole Temple and deal with her bullshit Unstoppable nonsense.

You want the deathstalker mantle, which is insanely good for rogues, and everything in general

You WANT To kill Isobel so you can have the Slayer Form, which will get you out of tight spots, plus it makes Orin even easier to deal with.

You also want access to Bhaalist armor for accepting Bhaal as your master.

Also, you want to accept Bhaal so you can get Power Word Kill, a very useful one time use ability, which can uh, hint hint, be used on the Netherbrain to end the game very quickly

You also want to have the Bhaalist buff, which helps you crit more during the final battle.

But this now segues into...

Equipment

Now, if you're the Dark Urge...do not kill Alfira.

Knock her out every day in Act 1 until Quil Grootslang takes her place!

You want the robe Alfira will give you in Act 2 for saving the tieflings from Moonrise! It's called the Potent Robe and it's GREAT for sorcerers! But you can have both it AND the Deathstalker mantle so long as you're vigilant and knock her out every day!

Just be careful, because Arron will kill you if he catches you! So try to knock her out in one hit, if you can. Put the game in turn based mode, if you must! Or use sneak attack.

Other equipment:

Spellsparkler! Insanely broken for Sorcerers and magic missile users. You can use it till the end of the game.

Make sure to get the staff Lorroakan is hoarding inside Sorcerous Sundries! It gives you Kereshka's Favor, which is excellent for Storm Sorcerers.

Also make sure your final feat as a Sorcerer is Dual Wielding, because if you dual wield that staff AND Cazador's staff, you get the abilities of both staffs! You can also use something other than Cazador's staff, and use Arcane Battery twice! So you can cast something ridiculous like, say, Disintegrate, more times than should be allowed! Also, there are like, two amulets and one staff that will allow you to regain spell slots! Make sure to gather as many as you can. Sorry I can't name them off the top of my head... I know one is a pearl necklace that you can buy from Omeluum, one is Caitlin's staff, and the other one you can get from the Warden in Moonrise...make sure to grab them so you can restore spell slots. Oh, also, if you do the House of Hope...you can grab the staff that's in his secret treasure room! Which is also great.

Make sure to buy the Risky Ring from Araj! It gives you advantage on EVERY attack, it just also gives you disadvantage on all saving throws...but if you give it to a rogue, and they have the deathstalker mantle, then they don't have to worrry about being hit ever, lol, plus they have sneak attack ALWAYS. no allies next to enemies required!!! it's a broken item, so definitely grab it from Araj in Act 2!

If you have two heavy armor wearers, use the mold from the Grymforge Heavy Scale mail twice. Make sure to then replace one of them with Ketheric armor later on.

You also want the aformentioned Bhaalist equipment. The Bhaalist amulet is great, as is the Bhaalist armor you can buy from the dragon seller in Sarevok's chamber.

Speaking of Sarevok, kill his ass! You want his excellent sword and helmet.

If you're feeling brave, kill Ansur too, because his helmet is awesome, as is his sword, but be careful! That lightning bitch is an honor mode run killer! I've almost lost two runs to him.

Even though he's hard, I do recommend killing Raphael! The Constitution amulet, the gauntlets of hill giant strength, and the staff in his treasure room are really worth it.

And uh.

Yeah!

Good luck!

Let me know if you have any more specific questions, and trust me.

I know...way too much about this game.

But this is just my starting guide!!

I had a blast in Honor Mode, I bet you will too!

Oh.

And don't kill Gortash. Not because he's my boyfriend or anything, but because, he's not really worth fighting, especially not for the loot he gives you!

If you must kill him, do it at the Morphic Pool instead of Wyrm's Rock!!!

[1800-fight-me]

Epilogue- Broken Vows

Part One Part Two Part Three

Aemond Targaryen x Female!Reader

Rating: M (Mature) As always, minors please do not interact! 

Warnings: Allusions to sex, discussions of pregnancy and childbirth, other than that it’s pure fluff! 

Word count: About 950 (it’s a lil one!) 

Synopsis: After years of desperately fighting your way towards one another, you and Aemond are finally living your happily ever after. 

Author’s note: This story is half of my heart and I cannot get it out of my head. I hope y’all enjoy this epilogue as much as I enjoyed writing it! If you have any thoughts or questions about this series my askbox is open!! 

Important announcement!! I am no longer using a taglist! Instead if you would like to be notified when I post new fics follow my side blog @jo-writes-fanfic and turn your post notifications on! 

Aemond Masterlist

You gasped in joy as your newborn child was placed on your chest. 

Tears streamed down your cheeks as you took in his little face. 

He was an exact replica of his father. You grinned. 

You supposed it was only fair, despite all your children inheriting their father’s white hair, most of them took more after you than him. Other than your second daughter who was the female version of her father, temper included. 

Aemond pressed a kiss to your temple as he stroked the baby’s cheek. 

“He is perfect,” you whispered in awe. 

“He is,” your husband agreed. 

You kissed your newborn baby gently on the forehead. 

“You did wonderful, dear heart,” Aemond said, love evident in his voice as he kissed you and then your son on the cheek. 

“Thank you, my love,” you said as you turned your face to look at him fully. 

He kissed you, deeply and full of appreciation and care. 

“You are the most beautiful woman in the seven kingdoms, dear heart,” he said as he nudged his nose against yours and caressed the top of his child’s head. 

“Aemond! I am covered in sweat and blood. I am disgusting,” you protested. 

He rolled his eye at you. 

“Is she not the most beautiful woman you have ever seen?” Aemond said as he turned to the maester who had just finished cleaning you up and was now tidying up the mess from the birth. 

“Of course, my prince,” he said. 

Aemond smiled triumphantly and you rolled your eyes but smiled back at him. 

“The only time you have looked this beautiful is when you gave birth to our other children. Mm, and perhaps our wedding day as well,” he teased, his voice deeper as he pressed his lips to yours once again. 

“You look so beautiful I could fill you with another,” he murmured. 

“My prince! You cannot! The princess needs rest!” the maester exclaimed in concern for your well-being. 

You giggled. 

“Do not worry, maester. The prince and I have been through this many times before. He knows he has to wait,” you said dismissively and Aemond chuckled. 

“And besides, he knows this was the last child,” you said firmly as you looked back at your husband. 

He smirked. 

“Are you certain about that, my love? Look at the perfect babe you just bore,” he said, temptation in his voice. 

“Six. I have borne six children, five of them yours, Aemond. I am weary and too old to do this again,” you said. 

“All of them mine,” he whispered against your skin, quiet enough that the maester could not hear, as ran his nose across your cheek and pressed a kiss to your skin once again. 

You shivered in response. 

“What say you, maester? Is my wife too old to bear another child?” 

Concern filled the maester’s eyes as he looked between you and your husband. He was a relatively new maester and it was clear he was intimidated by Aemond and wished to protect his patient. 

“I am asking for your professional opinion. Do not worry for her, I love her and will put her safety above all else,” Aemond reassured at the nervous look in the Maester’s eyes. 

“This labor was more strenuous for her and the child, my prince. I would not recommend she try again,” he said carefully. 

You smirked triumphantly. Not that the opinion of the master really mattered, Aemond would heed your wishes, but it did help to have proof of your conviction. 

Aemond’s desire to fill you with his seed and see you pregnant with his child had not lessened throughout your marriage, despite the fact that you had now borne him five wonderful children since you were wed. Four gorgeous daughters and finally today a second son.

Many people made comments to him about his lack of an heir, but he brushed them off and never once cared. 

You both knew the truth. Your first son was born of him and Aemond cherished all his children equally, no matter their gender or legitimacy. 

“Alright, beautiful wife, this is the last one,” he said gently as he took your son from your arms and cradled him. 

The maester quietly gathered his things and left. 

Aemond kissed you tenderly and as you melted into his kiss, you were sorely tempted to take back your conviction that this is the last child for the two of you. 

As he pulled back from the kiss, he smirked at the look in your eyes. Decades of loving one another had left him with a strong ability to read you. He knew of the thoughts and desires that flitted through your mind. 

But now that your safety was at question, he would never allow you to be put at risk. 

“The last one,” you agreed. 

The sight of your husband as he held your newborn baby was your favorite sight in the world, rivaled only by the sight of him as he held and cared for your other children.

He murmured gentle words to his son and you smiled sleepily. 

“The children will want to meet him,” you said with a yawn. 

“The children can wait, you need rest,” he said softly.

You nodded and your eyes fluttered closed. 

“I love you,” you murmured. 

“I love you more than I have words to express, dear heart,” he said and pressed a kiss to your forehead. 

You quickly submitted to sleep with your child safely in your husband’s care.

[jazzzzzzhands]

Ok FOR REAL Theory Time!!! Gonna be massive spoilers plus mention of bugs/fungus! So I'm calling this the Mold Theory And what is the Mold? It's the black stuff under Home! (Mold under a house is very suiting, right?) The Mold has contaminated Every single thing that the Restoration team has found! The team talks about the envelopes, the antiques, and the artwork found for Welcome Home and how it is alwasys Wet and covered in Grime. The stuff that is "Growing" all over the found items... Staff must wear gloves or they will get covered in it

You can see it all over the gloves, the Walls, and even the Website Itself! It's also been shown on the restored art prior to the update. But one unfortunate person seems to have touched it. and that is.. The Question Answerer! (The head person of the Restoration team is also most likely infected) Now what this Mold does is, It seems to have an effect of the person's mental state. Causing them to see and hear things, as well as having lucid nightmares and an overwhelming urge to draw spirals. From the very moment of contact, it seems to have effect "When I Unwrapped the first letter, I felt it. I heard it. Open Open Open. I want it out, I'm Going to get it Out" Instant Hallucinations and Obsession! Now I'm going to be Comparing this Mold to a Real fungus called Cordyceps, or the Zombie-Ant Fungus. It is a fungus that can control BUGS (familar themes right?) and take over their minds, forcing them to act unnaturally and wander far in order to spread itself! ~Similarily~ this Mold can take control of the Host's mind as well. The "Spores" that it is trying to spread are the drawings of the spirals/eyes. And the more eyes are Drawn, the more Wally can SEE. Wally has made it truly apparent that he can see us through any rendition of his eyes. "I've seen you every time you've looked into my eyes" "I have more eyes than I did before, you know how to draw eyes You draw mine, many times. I know it is thanks to you, Neighbor.. That I can see.. but it is still.. I can't see" He is giving us instructions.. "You have work to do" -Giving us instrustions on how to draw an eye... "Please Open, Let me In" Now I find this last instruction very funny He doesn't say "Let me Out" No... He says "Let me IN" Into What? What are we Opening? Our doors?Our EYES? our Mind? our Heart?? I think that could be exactly it!!! Letting him.... into You!!! (The collective You) Isn't that Funny? A Funny little thought?! The Puppet becoming the Puppeteer! ooh hee hee hoo hoo I think I'm very clever about that! But there are so many themes of Strings/Control/Scripts That I simply couldn't help myself! Now does that mean I think Wally is Evil? Absolutely NOT I LOVE Wally, and hey, what's a bit of mind control between Neighbors? <333 I'll borrow a cup of sugar and you can borrow my sanity! That's what Neighbors are for! <3 Jokes aside, No I Do NOT think Wally is Evil!! No, he might become a Puppeteer over the Real world... (and It might be for good reason, to save his friends and himself) but he is still very much a Puppet himself. Literally and Figuratively, And the Real Mastermind behind the strings is... Home!

Afterall? Isn't that where the Mold is coming from? From Down Below? Below Home?

This image gives me BIG TIME Obediance vibes Reporting/Worship/Subjugation I very much see Wally as the Lure of a very big Angler Fish.. The bait, the perfect little puppet that has captured our hearts and led us by the hand into Welcome Home. Isn't that very much how it has gone in real life? (Oh I KNOW I got the Mold BAD!!! ahahaha) (I can't stop drawing himmm!!! :3c ) But this is where my rambling stops, Until Next Time! I will just say that: The Relationship between Home and Wally (And by extension, YOU) Is a Strange one for sure! And I cant wait to see it further! And Just one more extra note on this whole Fungus thing.. Did you know that the BIGGEST Organism on the entire Earth.. Is a Mushroom? It is because they are connected through their Roots... (Down Below) and Houses kinda are shaped like musrooms... I will Leave it at That! Ahahahaha!

[blue-jisungs]

saw you said ask for ideas so here i am. literally please write any fluff for riki; backhugs, nose to nose, forehead touches, cuddles, kisses, handholding, late night talks, fr anything😭

soft moments with niki

a/n. thank you for requesting <3 tbh i loved all of the things u listed so i turned it into a long drabble kinda thingy? hope you don’t mind :] plus i added polaroid love lyrics bc they are cute and fit lol!!!

honestly i think it’s one of the favourite pieces of mine that i’ve ever wrote ^^

[ HEARTBREAKINGLY, MY HEART IS POUNDING ] you were in the kitchen, trying to remain as quiet as possible. you had a sleepover at riki’s dorm and you just woke up, extremely hungry. maybe it’s because you two haven’t actually eaten a proper meal but bunch of snacks?

so you tried not to wake anyone up, since your boyfriend’s older members were asleep as well. the hardest was done – boiling water. now you just had to carefully pour it to the ramen cup and wait.

but while you did so, a sudden touch at your back startled you. but then when two hands wrapped around your waist and head nuzzled into your neck, you knew it was riki.

"is that a midnight snack? ramen? without me?" he croaked out, clearly just awoken from his slumber. the warmth of his body glued to your back made you realise how sleepy you were. but it was nice. uncommon. and it was clear now that sleepy niki is clingy.

"aish, be quiet and i’ll make you one too" you mumbled with a smile and felt his fingers creep up at your sides "don’t you even dare tickle me, nishi–"

[ IT'S LIKE A POLAROID LOVE ] "what are they doing?" heeseung asked, watching you two for a while now without no context whatsoever. jake scoffed, shaking his head.

"staring contest" sunoo answered and riki just grinned. you’ve been having a staring contest in fact for about ten minutes now.

niki leaned closer suddenly, dramatically squinting his eyes. you did the same thing, your noses inches from each other.

"so loser has to do something?" hee questioned, watching you two with amusement.

"loser? they are doing it for fun" jake giggled.

"boop!" you said suddenly and leaned forward, booping your nose with his. you watched riki’s cheeks grow red and eyes widened while you threw your head back, laughing. niki’s friends started laughing at his reaction as well

"go to hell" your boyfriend murmured, leaving the room with neck red as a tomato.

[ LOVE, THAT OLD-FASHIONED FEELING ] "i’m a bit scared" you whispered, tugging niki’s sleeve.

"what’s here to be scared about?" he hummed, shaking his head and dragging you with him.

"getting caught, maybe?" you hissed and he held the door open for you.

you entered jay’s room, looking at each other. his older friend was snoring like there was no tomorrow.

"you put the flour, i’ll put the tomato" he said and pointed at the closet. you quietly opened the door and searched for some kind of jacket that you can put a small flour bag with microsized holes in it (so it spills out with a sudden move).

you just finished and saw that niki nodded, coming your way while jay suddenly stirred in his bed.

your boyfriend grabbed your hand and dragged you into the closet, hiding behind jay’s clothes. you were glued to each other hence the small space and watched in terror how jay stands up from his bed and stretches his neck.

you shuffled even closer to riki, feeling your boyfriend’s forehead touching with yours. normally it would make your stomach stir with butterflies but now the only thing that your stomach was doing was flipping from anxiety.

"why are the doors open…" you heard jay’s groggy, sleepy voice and he closed the closet’s door. niki giggled underneath his breath when the absolute darkness hit your eyes.

"we’re stuck, great" you hissed but niki’s forehead on yours with arms wrapped around each other was adding a bit of comfort to this ridiculous situation.

[ BUT MY HEART IS RACING ] you let out a deep sigh once again. riki let out a dramatic, frustrated one and with an eye roll he turned his gaze towards you.

"what?" he asked, turning off his phone.

"can we cuddle…" you mumbled, looking down to hide your smile. you knew you didn’t have to ask for things like that but you were aware of the fact that your boyfriend prefers to cuddle in private.

"just stop sighing" he frowned and you nodded, squeezing onto his side. niki wrapped one arm around you, the other one holding up his phone and reassuming the video he was watching.

you shifted your gaze towards his handsome face and couldn’t help but peck his cheek quickly.

"what now?" riki asked yet you knew he didn’t mean to be harsh.

"you’re just cute" you grinned in response. he slowly put his phone away, frowning.

"i know" riki hummed, tilting his head a bit. he pressed a kiss onto your temple and then shot you a toothy grin.

"won’t you say i’m cute too?" you teased, flicking his arm. after he pecked your nose, he leaned away with smug expression.

"why would i lie?"

[ WHY AM I LIKE THIS? ] "i’m cold" jungwon said, causing you to jolt up so you can observe what happens next.

"here, take this" jay blurted out, taking off his jacket.

"no, it’s okay–" their leader protested but jay’s jacket was already on his shoulders. you smiled softly and nudged niki.

"i’m cold as well" you murmured quietly. thanks to heeseung’s words of wisdom, you were walking at the back, alone while they were walking in front of you.

"shut up i told you to bring your jacket but no, you were smarter" riki scoffed and suddenly grabbed your hand, interlocking your fingers. this caused you to blush, squeezing his hand. niki smirked once his eyes landed on you "i think you’re getting warmer. i wonder why is that…?"

"shut up or i’ll ask sunoo for his jacked" you grunted and were met with a hand squeeze in response.

[ IT'S LIKE A POLAROID LOVE ] you tried your best to choke down the giggles but it was too much so you ended up wiggling around.

"stop moving" niki was laughing as well and he smacked your arm. that just caused you to kick him back in response "it wasn’t even funny!"

"okay, i’ll stop. but i have another question" you took a deep breath to calm yourself down.

it was currently something around 3:30am and niki should be definitely sleeping since they have an important interview tomorrow.

but whilst talking to you he always loses the track of time and a simple good night turned into a crossfire of dumb questions and conspiracy theories.

"last question" riki smiled, defeated. you turned to your side, facing him. the moonlight lit up his face perfectly, making him look ethereal.

"would you still love me if i was a worm?"

niki grabbed his pillow to smack you but you were prepared and rolled down from the bed, letting out a loud laugh.

[ masterlist <3 ]

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[quotidian-oblivion]

✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 8✨

Part 7

Quo: This is it... our last day of childcare course. And... *sighs* I'm getting choked up. I met @mispeltnostalgia and got to know her well through this course and she's been the best irl fanfic buddy and older brother despite being a year younger than me ever.

Nog: These out of context things have made me so happy and its fun to look back and remember the funny shit that we have said and done this year. this deffo won't be the last though. Quo and I will forever be saying and doing stupid shit. Quo is the best little sister ever and while I'll miss our fridays together she cant get rid of me. I know too many of her fanfics and she's beta-ing my works.

Quo: You beta-ed a couple of mine too!

We'll still be posting the out of context lines, but there are going to be longer gaps since we're not gonna meet on Fridays anymore :( There's still our weekly study sessions that we dubbed TEAS on Wednesday!

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Tim: *holding a ball of wool to Jason’s face as a pretend mic* What do you say about the Curse you just found out you have Jason: *clears throat* I hope it kills me. ~ Jason: What do you have to say about your Curse? Tim: …I’ve had it since I was fucking born. ~ Barbara: So I bought a pack of quick oats because I love oats. And then I bought another pack of overnight oats because it had yoghurt, and now I’m just realizing that I really am just a horse. Little Shit Young!Jason: THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING. ~ Damian: I’ve been able to find a knife, I’ve been able to find a fork, but I can’t find a spoon. Jon: You have all the stabby objects in your bag Damian: I also have a fuckton of crochet hooks and— a pocket watch?? *pulls out pocket watch* Where the fuck is my spoon. ~ Steph: So I was getting pumped up for this song but then I just hear this tiny Alvin and the chipmunks voice say “Party Rock” and it just dashed my hopes. Listen to this *Plays Party Rock Anthem”. Damian: … Steph: Like, imagine getting pumped up for one of your childhood songs then you just suddenly hear “party rock” in this high-pitched voice and I felt like killing myself. Damian: … Steph: And hear me out— Damian: I don’t think i want to hear you out anymore. Steph: *Continues to play Bad Romance covered by the Alvin and the Chipmunks” ~ Tim: *Watching a video of Bruce* Bart: Wait, your dad sounds American. Bart: And he speaks kind of like you too! Tim: Yeah, I wonder why my American dad who raised me sounds and has the same speech patterns as me. Hmm, good question. Bart: I just wasn’t expecting it. I forgot that American dads were a thing. ~ Steph: i am granting you the honor of waffle ~ Barbara: *looking for a place to put popcorn. Places the popcorn against Dick’s lap* Dick: hell yeah crotch popcorn! Omg crotchcorn! Barbara: Please don't. ~ Bruce: You have to be very careful out there. These racist attacks are getting worse. Dick: Don't worry, Pops. I'm with a white person, I'll be fine. Barbara: *chokes on her drink with laughter* ~ Tim: *mixes soda water, energy drink and trace amounts of tea together in a tumbler* For funsies. *chugs it* ~ Jason: *falls to the floor, crumbles and silently screams in a public library* Barbara: Stop it, you’re embarrassing yourself Jason: I’m a drama kid, I can do whatever I want ~ Steph: *singing* I am not a quitter Tim: *singing with her* Pocket full of glitter Steph: Yarn balls, I’m a knitter!  Steph and Tim: *singing together* I’m the whole package, baby! Tim: I haven’t met you Steph: But if you’re staaable Tim and Steph: Then here’s my number! And call me Mabel! ~ Alfred: *grabs Bruce by the shoulders and shakes* BE PRODUCTIVE! ~  Steph: IS THAT A PURPLE BALLOON??? Steph: *walks over, picks it up, and carries it like a baby* *whispers* I’m pregnant ~  Damian, high on pain meds: *giggling while he draws Tim falling off a roof* whee whee, hee hee, I’m so funny. Hee hee hee. He’s falling off a building.

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My Demon: Theories and Analysis for Eps 1-6

Hi Readers!

Let me start this post by saying what I originally wrote was just deleted after I hit the "save draft" button on Tumblr. I'm so pissed because I had spent hours working on this post!! For those who have followed my blog for a very long time, you know I usually provide a very in-depth analysis of dramas. 

Given what just happened and time constraints, I will keep this post very short. I may make mini posts next week to further elaborate on some points discussed here, but it just depends on if I have the time.

If you have any questions, please feel free to hit the "ask me anything" button and I will try my best to answer them promptly. I hope "My Demon" fandom won't be as toxic as the "Alchemy of Souls" fandom and misuse the "ask me anything" button to send me death threats or insults. If you don't like what I write, you can simply scroll along. The end. Also, don't plagiarize my shit. This was a huge issue during AOS and I really didn't appreciate it at all. If you want to use my ideas, give me credit for them.

Ok, let’s put on our thinking caps. Time to analyze and theorize!

Demons

In the context of this show, “demons” are individuals who used to be human but are now forced to fulfill human wishes in order to keep on living forever. The terms are simple: humans get their deepest desires fulfilled but will die in 10 years and go to hell. For demons, as long as they sign new contracts and collect souls, they won’t combust and be wiped from existence. It remains unknown how often demons must sign contracts/collect souls before they start to combust. Before demons were loan sharks, they were guardians of humans. 

We start this drama with Jeong Gu Won, who has lived happily for the last 200 yrs as a demon. Gu Won has no recollection of his human life. We don’t know if this aspect of Gu Won is something present in all demons or just him. Gu Won’s perfect little world is turned upside down after he saves Do Do Hee from Rash Dude aka Jeffrey Dahmer. Now, we don’t know why his tattoo was transferred to Do Hee but it’s implied the full moon and water had something to do with it. If you have read other posts of mine, you will know that when there’s a full moon it usually means a transformation and a new start. The whole falling into the water could be viewed as a sort of baptism, symbolizing the end of an old life and the beginning of a new life. I feel like before this show ends, Gu Won and Do Hee will end up in the water under the full moon again to symbolize Gu Won’s full transformation into a human. Like right now he’s like a quasi-demon haha. His transformation into a full human is currently ongoing. I think that as he starts to develop more human emotions/remember his human memories, his powers as a demon will begin to decline. 

Gu Won’s Past Life…A Story of Crime and Punishment

One thing I’ve learned from analyzing many dramas over the years is when a writer shows us a book or mentions a movie, we should look into them if we want a glimpse into what will happen in a drama. Now in Ep 1, you see #2 Wild Dog reading, “Crime and Punishment” by Fyodor Dostoevsky which was hilarious because he didn’t strike me as the type to read such a dense piece of literature. Seeing this book took me back to my high school days when we had to read and analyze this book. For those who don’t know, Russian works tend to be very long and are usually about suffering haha.

For the sake of time, I’ll you a very brief overview of what happened in “Crime and Punishment”. The story begins with a law student, Rodion Raskolnikov, who quits school because he can’t afford it anymore. The guy then has a mental breakdown of sorts and decides to kill the elderly owner of the pawnshop and her half-sister. He justifies his actions by rationalizing that by killing the pawnshop owner, he could take the valuables within her pawn shop and use them to fund his education which would eventually earn him a well-paying job. In turn, he would use the money earned to benefit the greater good. 

Raskolnikov saw himself as an Ubermensch (if you don’t know that means, I had briefly talked about it in my DAYS posts). He believed that since he was above everyone else, he was allowed to cross all societal, ethical, and moral lines because his success would help the greatest amount of people. The rest of the novel is about Raskolnikov’s internal struggles with what he did. He goes back and forth between confessing or not confessing to the murders. Eventually, the love interest in the story, Sonia, a devout Christian and source of morality for Raskolnikov, convinces him to turn himself in and confess. Raskolnikov ends up only having to serve a total of 8 years in a labor camp for the murders. While there, he finally realizes the errors of his ways and feels guilt for his past actions. He then was like “Sonia’s love saved me and I feel bad for making her suffer so when I get out, I’m going to repay her with infinite love for all she has done for me”. And bam! That’s where the story ends…with the start of his journey toward redemption haha. 

Gu Won is Raskolnikov in the sense that he thinks he’s better than everyone else and can therefore cross any line he so chooses. Based on a flashback in Ep 6, it seemed Gu Won had this kind of mindset even before he became a demon. So, what crime did Gu Won commit that landed him in Hell in the first place? I wouldn’t label it so much as an actual crime like murder but Gu Won probably got Do Hee’s past self killed. The guilt he felt after her death is probably what led to him become essentially trapped in a mental Hell, much like Madam Ju. Eventually, this guilt prevented him from entering heaven after he died. God/Lady probably took pity on him and offered him salvation in the form of becoming a demon; alternatively, it could be that God/Lady offered him a "sweet" contract where he could work as a demon in exchange for a second chance and a happier life with Do Hee in the future. Regardless of whatever the case may be, the important thing is that Gu Won needs to remember what happened in his past so he can seek forgiveness from Do Hee in the present and start his path toward redemption much like Raskolnikov. The truth sets you free haha. Gu Won is taking a step in the right direction though by protecting Do Hee. He could be like Raskolnikov and choose to give Do Hee infinite love for the rest of his life to make up for the horrible things he did to her in the past haha. Oh, one more thing for this section, the tattoo being on Do Hee’s wrist could symbolize that she was the reason why he became a demon in the first place. 

Murders of Do Hee’s Parents and Madam Ju/Who Is Abraxas

In my original post, this section was long, but as I previously mentioned, the stuff I wrote was deleted. I’m just going to give you the overall gist of it. I still think the person who killed Madam Ju was Ju Seok Hun and that the person who killed Do Hee’s parents was Madam Ju’s little brother/Seok Hun’s father. I don’t think Madam Ju directly killed Do Hee’s parents, but she felt guilty for their deaths because she covered up the incident to protect her little brother. After which, she cut him off and exiled him to Peru to live a hippie life haha. This is completely speculative though. Like we have two choices for who murdered Do Hee’s parents and Madam Ju. Choice #1 is Noh Suk Min and Noh Do Gyeong and Choice #2 Seok Hun’s father and Seok Hun. One argument I made for choice #2 is that if Suk Min and Do Gyeong were the real killers, wouldn’t the actor who played Do Gyeong be a main lead instead of a supporting character? Another argument was that Seok Hun has too many conflicting qualities about him. For example, he is a hippie who works in the corporate world and despite portraying a goody-two-shoes image, he suggests Do Hee should engage in some ethically questionable business practices like letting Mirae Investments buy shares of Mirae F&B to offset the losses. 

It’s also important to remember what Do Hee said about “sweet” things and how they’re always fake (except for Gu Won haha). Seok Hun is faker than acrylic nails. He puts on an act that he cares about her well-being when in reality, he hopes she dies. He must continue with this nice guy act because he doesn’t want her death to lead back to him. Just think about some things for a moment, if Do Hee died, who would the police suspect killed her? Would it be the people who openly voiced their disdain for her or the person whom she had a loving relationship with? It would be the former. The scene with Do Gyeong at the lockers is essentially Seok Hun setting him up to take the fall for Do Hee’s murder. At the end of the day, human greed is what drove Seok Hun to do what he did. Who knows, maybe his greed stems from being subjected to a frugal lifestyle while growing up. 

Crosses, Numerology, and Tarot

Amen, we are nearing the end. Ok, let’s keep going at record speed. So, crosses and Catholicism/Christianity are heavily present in this show. The same goes for numbers and tarot. They’re all connected. Some religious crosses can look like an “X” which looks like the Roman numeral 10. The number 10 is everywhere in this show. For example, the little girl was celebrating her 10th birthday and the Wheel of Fortune is the 10th tarot card in the Rider Waite Tarot Deck. Connecting numerology with tarot, the wheel of fortune represents the end of one journey and the beginning of another…1 + 0 = 1, where 1 symbolizes completion.

The clock in the promotional poster has a hand pointing at 10, which is different than the clocks seen at Gu Won’s place that only go from 0-9. While we are on the subject of 9, “Gu” means nine. Every time Gu Won started a new life, he named himself the next number following his current one. For example, he was Il (1) Won, then I (2) Won, and so forth. Now in his 9th life, he is called Gu Won. Get it? Ok, cool. What comes after 9? 10. After Gu Won completes his transformation into a human, he will be called Sip (10) Won haha. Additionally, did anyone notice the number 91 on the cake Do Hee baked for him? What’s 9+1? 10. 

Pay attention to the numbers in this show people! Always ask yourself what each number means and what it's connected to haha. When God/the Lady said, "I’m betting on all the odd numbers", many were like what does that mean? She’s referring to the numbers on tarot cards (Rider Waite Deck), which represent Gu Won and Do Hee. For example, which cards represent them? For starters, the 15th card aka the devil. 1+5=6 which is the lovers card. Another odd-numbered tarot card that is representative of Do Hee and Gu Won is the 9th card which is “The Hermit” because let’s be real here, they both were hermits before they met each other. The last major arcana tarot card in the deck is #21…THE WORLD aka GUARANTEED SUCCESS. So this is what God/Lady meant when she said she’s betting on all the odd numbers. It’s the writer’s way of telling us we are going to get a happy ending after all the chaos that will occur. 

One more intriguing number is 17. If you sniff around, you’ll notice that 17 is the number of years that have passed since Do Hee’s parents died. 17 is also the number of the coin locker where Jeffrey and Seok Hun exchange stuff. Hilariously, Gu Won’s passcode to his safe is “666”, which is the number of the beast/devil haha. In the newspaper clipping about the Sunwol Foundation, it said the theater was completed on June 7, 1977 and Gu Won’s name during that time was Chil (7) Won haha. The number 7 is seen as lucky in Korean and many Western cultures. 

MISC

The cross necklace Gu Won wears probably belonged to Do Hee’s past self or was given to Gu Won by Do Hee…..OH I just made another connection…..In “Crime and Punishment”, Sonia gave Raskolnikov a cross necklace. Also, in Crime and Punishment, Sonia was a prostitute and Do Hee was essentially one during the Joseon dynasty…. Kisaeng and prostitutes are basically the same thing haha. It’s also interesting that both Gu Won and Do Hee wear two necklaces, one silver and one gold. I wonder if there’s any meaning behind that.

In the newspaper clipping about Sunwol Foundation, the term 'Sun/Seon' is written in hanja and translates to 'to return/come back.' This element was part of Gu Won's original name, Yi Sun/Seon. Additionally, 'wol' means moon. Therefore, I interpreted 'Sunwol' to mean 'Sun and Moon' or 'Moon That Returns.' In a broader sense, Sunwol can be likened to the Taj Mahal—a building or monument constructed in memory of a beloved. One could also view Sunwol as a place that narrates the love story of the Sun (Gu Won) and the Moon (Do Hee) or as a place built with the hope that Gu Won’s beloved moon would return one day.

Ok, folks, that concludes this very brief TA post. WOOHOO! Sorry if there were any grammatical mistakes or typos, and if this post seemed a bit disorganized. I really have to get to bed and didn't have time to edit this haha. See you all next week maybe!

[heeseung-min]

[18:14]

Heeseung is a demon. He likes to cause trouble just to see human fighting with each other or watching them suffer because it brings pleasure and excited inside him. Also, since he is a demon, he can changes to any creature that he likes. He will use that opportunity to destroy anything that he wants.

One time, he ruined a relationship by acting to be a guy that cheated with some random lady and made the partner killed themselves because of the anger and sadness. He obsessed with making people suffer in their life.

But, he never expected he will obsessed with someone or to be exact, y/n. She was just moved to the town for work and the demon also found out the woman has already married. Heeseung can't help but to feel jealous and furious because her husband can touch and feel her close to his body.

Heeseung watched every single thing on what Y/n does in her daily basis. He watched her waking up, take a shower, making breakfast and going to work. Hell, he even watched her making love with her husband with annoyed feeling inside him. It should be him doing that.

So,

Because of too much jealousy,

He decided to kill her husband and burned the body to ashes so people can't find it.

Then made some magic to y/n by putting strange looking powder inside her drinks and foods.

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"Hee! I got promoted!!!"

"I know my baby will doing good. You are the best as always."

"Thank you, hee."

Ah, that look on your eyes. Doe eyes with blushing red cheeks. He really loves that. He looked down at your pouty lips that begging to get a kiss. The demon pulled you closer and hold your face.

"You deserve a gift, my love."

That night was the best moment Heeseung ever have. The old things he did in the past couldn't even compare to this.

He caressed your hair and staring at your figure who was sleeping soundly. Your stomach moving up and down showing your breath went through smoothly inside the lungs. He felt proud and satisfied for some reasons. You will live forever with him and never ever suspected anything because he already make sure inside your brain, your mind and memories he is the husband and not other man.

"I can do everything just to make sure you are mine."

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