#her little 'ha! she should know' in you didn't know???? kat. that's kat right there that's her

[sureuncertainty]

hazbin hotel (and silence agenda) spoilers but

WHY IS LUTE SO KAT CODED OH MY GODDDDD like i'm sorry but villainous petty jealous female character with short hair gets beaten in a fight to the death by her enemy/rival, who then spares her not necessarily out of mercy and then she loses an arm? like... uhhhhh...... BRO???

[samandcolbyownme]

Summary: Anon request on tumblr - "This is probably a weird request but I think Jake has really attractive hands even with the cig fingers. Just imagine you guys are hanging out and you get distracted by his hands his fingers what they do to you Jake notices and is a cocky little shit teasing you and stuff. Then smut where he finger fucks you."

Warnings: SMUT18+, strong language, mentions of cigarettes and smoking, mentions of alcohol and drinking, reader smoking and drinking, friends to lovers, teasing, fingering, choking, hair pulling, oral (f rec), unprotected sex, general filth

Word count: 5.8k | not edited

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"Well look who finally made it." Colby says leaning back into the couch, "Thought you weren't coming."

Your eyes move to Jake and you fight a smile until he looks at you. You smile at him and he smiles back, nodding as he turns his attention back to Colby, "Yeah, well we would have been here sooner if someone.. not gonna say any names.." he nods his head towards Johnnie, "Didn't have to smother his face in black eyeshadow to come here."

Johnnie looks at Jake and sighs, "I'm sorry.. if this is how I feel comfortable. You don't have to be so mean."

Jake laughs and turns to Johnnie, "Sorry sweetie. My apologies." He shakes his head and looks around at everyone, "Hello, hey."

"Hey." You smile and hold your hand up, dropping it back down to bring your solo cup to your lips. Everyone greets them and they go and grab a drink, coming back to join the group.

"So. What are we doing?" Jake sits down on the floor next to the couch, which just so happens to be right next to you.

You've always had a thing for Jake. You didn't think it was noticeable until you seen Kat smirking at you from across the small coffee table.

You tilt your head and she subtly nods to Jake and you roll your eyes, finishing your drink, "Excuse me." You stand up, "Sorry, Jake."

"No worries." He smiles up at you and you make your way to the kitchen, Kat, not shockingly enough right behind you, "Girl."

"Don't." You laugh as you pour yourself another drink. She walks up, turning around to rest her lower back against the counter, eyes on you, "You should tell him."

"Tell who what?" You cap the bottle and look over at her, "There's nothing to tell to anyone." You pour some soda to mix your liquor.

"I know you like Jake, and don't tell me you don't because I see the way you look at him. Even Sam sees it."

Your head snaps to her, "He didn't say anything to Jake did he? I don't want it to be awkward." She shakes her head, "Not that I know of."

You take a sip of your drink, nodding as you swallow, "Good. Okay. Good." You nod towards the kitchen door, "Let's go."

You make your way back into the living room where everyone is chatting and laughing. Jake looks up at you, getting ready to move but you hold your hand out, "You're fine, Jake."

"Thanks. I have been feeling myself a lot lately." He chuckles and you scoff, "I didn't.. no.. okay." You don't argue, knowing you wouldn't win.

He smiles and brings his cup to his lips and your eyes trail down to his hand wrapped around his cup. You've always had a thing for hands, but as weird as it may be, Jake's hands, in particular, are one of your favorite sets of hands.

This isn't the first time his hands have caught - and kept, your attention.

And this isn't the first time that Jake noticed either.

He licks his lips, smirking to himself as he brings his arm up to rest on the end of the couch.

His hand dangling right above your thigh.

You chew on the inside of your lip, trying not to give it away that you're secretly wanting his hand resting on your thigh, or as a necklace but same difference, right?

You bring your cup to your lips, teeth clinging to the plastic rim as you desperately want someone to talk to you, mainly so your attention can be hooked on something else because with the few drinks you've already had, you're feeling .. a little enticed, to say the least.

"No, guys wait." Colby laughs and holds his hand up, "Jake." He points and Jake looks at him, "Colby."

Colby looks at Sam and back to him, "Do you remember the night at the Baltimore Hotel?"

Jake thinks for a moment and his eyes go wide, "No." he laughs slightly and lifts his hand up before letting it drop back down, fingers grazing your thigh, "Don't even bring that up."

Sam snaps and nods, "Oh shit. Yeah. That was fucking crazy dude."

Your eyes move to his hand, watching as he wiggles his fingers as he talks, "That was.." he blows air and shakes his head laughing, "I don't even.. want to open that can of worms again, bro."

"No that was just me trying to call him back home." Johnnie jokes and Jake points, "Well go with that." He laughs and you look at Kat confused. She gasps, "Oh that's right. Y/n wasn't around for that yet."

You laugh slightly, "Yeah, but if Jake doesn't want to-"

Jake cuts you off and bats the air with his hand, "Nah, tell her." He brings his drink up to his lips and you try so hard to listen as Colby explains.

But the way Jake rubs his fingers together and picks at the chipped nail polish on his nails makes it extremely hard.

"So.. we were doing this ritual thing with candles and it was me, Sam, Jake, and Corey. We all held hands and I believe it was Sam.." Colby points to Sam and he nods, "Yeah, I said something about.. oh fuck. What did I say?"

Sam thinks for a moment and Jake shrugs with a laugh, "Don't look at me, my ass was possessed."

"Be honest though, who wouldn't wanna possess that fine piece of ass." Johnnie comments and you tilt your head as you laugh with everyone else.

"You're the only one allowed to do that to me, big boy." Jake winks and purses his lips to Johnnie and you shake your head, bringing your cup up to hide your smile.

Jake's fingers brush against your leg again as he moves closer to the couch. You glance over at him with just your eyes and he does the same, giving you a smirk.

And in that moment, you knew what he was doing.

"So now that these two are done flirting.." you laugh slightly and look at Sam, "What were you saying?" You lick your lips, crossing your leg over the other which leaves your calf inches from Jake's fingers.

"Yeah, okay so.." Sam sits up slightly, "So from watching the video back, I said something about any of the spirits using our energy to give us a sign that they were with us.."

As Sam continues talking, you try your hardest to stay focused as Jake rubs his pointer finger up and down your nylon covered leg.

You swallow, trying to keep your excitement at bay as you nod along to Sam's story, "That's actually crazy."

"As soon as Jake snapped his head up, the candles that we had in front of us like all went out." Colby waves his hands in front of him and shakes his head, "That was a night that I know I won't forget."

Jake laughs, "That's a night that I try to forget."

"Well.." your eyes move from his hand, that's still tracing circling on your leg, to his face, "At least you're still alive."

"How much of that statement is really true though?" Johnnie shrugs as you look at him, "The Jake I know is dead inside."

Jake sighs dramatically, "Do you have to know me that well?"

"Yeah it's kinda my job, jerk." Johnnie shoots back and everyone laughs, "You guys are ridiculous." Kat laughs and sighs as she stands up, "I need a drink."

"Can you get me one, too, please?" Sam smiles at her as he holds out his cup. She grabs it with a smile, "I guess I can."

"I need one too." You go to get up but Jake puts his hand on your leg, "I'll get it" He stands up and reaches for your cup.

You place it into his hand, "Thank you."

He smiles, "Yep." He walks into the kitchen and Colby sighs, "Does anyone want to get me a drink?" You purse your lips together and Sam reaches over to pat his leg, "You're a big boy. You can do it."

Colby groans, "Why does no one love me."

"We love you, Colby. I just don't feel like getting up." Sam lays his head back and you raise your brows, "You alright there, Golbach?"

He gives you a thumbs up, "uh huh." You laugh and look at Johnnie, "So.. are you and Jake coming to my party next Saturday?"

He tilts his head, "You mean is Jake coming?"

You're caught off guard, questioning yourself, is it really that obvious?

"Well..yeah, but you too. That's why I said.. are you and Jake coming?" You laugh slightly and he smirks, "Jake can't stop yappin' about it. So I have no choice but to be there."

You roll your eyes playfully, internally smiling big, "mhm."

Jake and Colby come out laughing, followed by Kat who walks over to Sam. Jake comes over, this time sitting between you and Johnnie and he hands you your cup, "There ya be."

"Thank you, thank you." You take it, your fingers brushing against his and you can already feel the heat rising in your cheeks.

He rests his free hand on his thigh, making sure it's in perfect view for you to silently gawk at. You take a big sip of your drink and uncross your legs.

As the conversation pursues, Jake hand slowly migrates closer to your thigh. Every so often, his thumb will rub against your leg, making you stumble over your words, but you just blame it on the alcohol settling in.

You chew on your lip as your thoughts roam freely in your mind. His hands feeling every possible inch on your body.

How his fingers would feel dragging across your skin and even dipping inside of you.

Your eyes gaze his hand and up his arm and over to his other hand that's gripping his cup, completely forgetting that you're in a room filled with other people.

They're drunk so what's it matter.

"I need a cigarette." Jake says snapping you out of your lustful stare, "anyone else?" He looks around and sighs, "Fine. I'll go have one with all my other friends."

He squeezes your knee as he stands up, looking down at you as he moves in front of you. You glance up at him, smirking as you know you'll go ask him for a cigarette once he's already out having his.

You look from him as he leaves the room, to Kat who has a smirk on her face already staring at you. You nod subtly, indicating you want her to come with you.

She gets up and you walk to the kitchen, "This is probably weird but.." you turn to look at her and sigh, "Do you ever just look at someone's hands and think.. yes?"

She nods, "Oh yeah. I think that way about Sam's hands. He has some nice ones on him. So no. Not weird at all."

"Good because I cannot-"

She cuts you off, "Stop looking at Jake's hands. I know. I've been watching you and him and I'm telling you right now, you should just go for it."

You bite your lip as you set your cup down, "I think I will."

"Tell me everything." You grabs your arm and you nod, "Of course." You smile and look out the back sliding glass door, looking at Jake who's sitting in the patio chair.

You make your way over, gripping the handle and taking a deep breath before pulling it open, "Got room for one more?"

Jake looks back at you and smiles, "I don't know, table is pretty full as is." He ashes his cigarette and nods, "I can make room for you."

You walk over, sitting in the chair next to him, "Mind if I have one?" He looks at you kinda shocked, "Really?"

You nod, "I know it's such a bad habit." You smirk, laughing slightly, "I like to have a cigarette or two when I'm drinking."

"You're full of surprises, aren't you?" Jake hands you an unlit cigarette and you shrug, "I guess so." You look up at him as you place the stick between your lips.

He leans forward, extending his arm out and flicks the lighter on. He watches as you inhale, leaning back as you blow out the smoke, "Thank you."

He smirks, "Anytime." He crosses one leg over the other and his hand lays on his shin, "So.."

You look up at him, "So.." you watch at he brings his hand up, setting the cigarette between his lips. You know he knows you like them, why else would he be cocky and use them to flirt with you.

"What if I were to.. I don't know.. say that I know something isn't a surprise about you?" He rests his hand on the table after flicking off the ash.

Your eyes move from his hand to his eyes, "Oh yeah? What would that be exactly?"

He smirks as he silently counts his fingers on his free hand, "let's say.. five. Ten if you count the other hand." He winks and you poke your tongue out to the corner of your mouth as you smirk and nod, "You're going to call me out like that, huh?"

"Call you out on.. what exactly?" He takes a drag and tilts his head, "I don't wanna say it."

"Oh you want me to?" You use your thumb and point to yourself and he nods, "You don't have to.. but it would be nice if you did.."

"Why?" You slowly tilt your head, taking a drag of your cigarette and he scoffs, "Now, wait.. you ca- no. That's not fair." He laughs and shakes his head.

You smile and bite your lip, "Your hands are very alluring to me."

He looks at you and leans in, "What's alluring mean?"

You laugh slightly and leaning in as your eyes stay on his hands, "I like your hands, Jake. They're very.. sexy to me." You glance up at him and he smiles, "I know, I do have some pretty sexy looking hands."

You laugh and lean back, "So you know." You take the last drag of your cigarette before putting it out and he watching you, nodding, "oh yeah."

He taps the table, "So.. are my hands the main attraction or does everything else get to come with it?"

"I mean, I guess everything can come with." You tease and he pretends to wipe sweat from his forehead, "Phew. I was afraid I was going to have to am-pit-uate.. ampli-tate.." he sighs, "Take my hands off or something." He laughs at himself, "Whatever that term is."

"Amputate?" You raise your brows and laugh, "oh, Jake."

"Hey.. Don't make fun of me." He points and you bite your lip to hide your smile and he shakes his head, "And stop doing that too."

"Doing what?" You ask innocently as you slowly pull your bottom lip between your teeth again. He smirks and looks away while shaking his head slightly, "Alright. Two can play at this game."

He gently slaps the table and stands up. You stand up after and go to walk around him but his hand gently grabs your neck and he moves your body back in front of his, "So does this mean one of us is going home with the other?"

You look up at him, trying not to focus on how wet his hand on your neck is making you, "Considering all of the inappropriate thoughts I'm having.." you smirk, "..it would be concerning if that didn't happen."

He smiles as his eyes move from your eyes to your lips and back. Just as he goes to lean in, the sliding door opens and his hand drops from your neck.

"Totally not sorry for the interruption. I was told to retrieve the, as Kat said, handsy lovebirds, emphasis on the hands." Johnnie sighs, "..and before anyone tries to explain, I do not wish to know."

You try not to laugh as Jake fights back his laughter as he sighs, "Can't you ever just not be everywhere I am."

"I try. But you have this leash on me a little too tight, master." Johnnie chuckles and shakes his head, "I'm leaving now."

Jake shakes his head and laughs slightly as he looks back down at you, "Now before we get rudely interrupted again." He places his hand back on your neck, squeezing gently as he leans down to press his lips to yours.

You lay your hand on his, smiling within the kiss as you're ready to hightail it back to your place as fast as possible.

"We better get back inside before they send the Emo Pomeranian back out to yip at us." Jake laughs at his own joke and you shake your head, "Emo Pomeranian. I can't with you two."

He lays his arm over your shoulder as he walks you to the door, "Don't tell him I said that."

"Secrets safe with me." You laugh as he opens the door and Jake starts laughing at his joke once he sees Johnnie, "Dude.. I just called you an Emo Pomeranian."

"What.. the fuck." Johnnie shakes his head and looks down, "I can't say I'm surprised."

You look at Jake, "You just told me not to tell him." You laugh and Jake shrugs, "I'm sorry. I looked at him and he had to know that that's what he looks like."

Everyone else laughs and you shake your head as you sit down, Jake sitting next to you, "I'm sorry, Johnnie. Do you want to kiss and make up?"

"Actually.." Johnnie closes his eyes and leans in and Jake breaks and starts laughing, "I'm sorry. I can't. I love you, but I'm not drunk enough for that."

"You weren't drunk enough for last night." Johnnie gives Jake a side eye and Jake sighs, "Dude I thought we weren't going to talk about that."

Jake lays his hand on your thigh, sliding it up and down as he laughs and carries on with Johnnie. You knew he didn't have to have his hand there.

He wanted it there.

Every so often it would move up higher and you'd just wish you were alone with him already.

You rest your hands in your lap, close to his, and he extends his pinky out, slipping it under yours as he talks with your friends.

Your eyes stay locked on his hands, taking in all the detail of them. From his veins, to the creases over his knuckles.

The longer you looked, the more you needed them on other places of your body.

"Alright.. I'm going home." Jake looks over at you, "Do you need a ride?"

Before you can answer, Kat buts in, "Yes she does."

Jake's mouth drops and he looks at you shocked, "Wow. How did you say that without moving your lips? " he tries not to laugh but fails and you laugh, glaring at Kat but smiling at her as you nod, "Yeah, I'll get my car tomorrow."

You stand up, "Do you need help cleaning up?"

Kat shakes her head, "Nope. I'm good. Not much of a mess anyway." You nod, giving her an excited look as you put your coat on.

"Jonnie. Are you coming, too?" Jake points to him and he nods, standing up, "Catch you all later." He salutes the others and walks to the door.

"Thanks for the little get together." You smile and wave to Kat, laughing as Sam starts to snore quietly, "You guys better draw something on his face."

"Already on it." Colby laughs and you shake your head, "See you."

"Have fun." Kat smiles and you roll your eyes, knowing that you most definitely will have fun. You walk out to the car and go to get in the back but Jake snaps, "No, no. Y/n can sit upfront."

Johnnie stares at Jake, "But.. I'm always passenger princess."

Jake tilts his head, "Yeah... well.. not when we have an actual female with, okay."

Johnnie sighs, mocking Jake as he goes to get in the back. You try not to laugh as you get in and buckle up, looking over at Jake as he gets in.

"So are you guys like.. a thing now.. or what is this?" Johnnie asks from the back and you look over at Jake, "Um.."

Jake smirks and tilts his head, "No, she just has a thing for my hands so I'll have to cut them off and give them to her."

You laugh quietly as Johnnie sits there in silence for a moment, "That's.. disturbingly morbid.."

Jake pretends to act mad, "There will be absolutely no kink shaming in this car.. or you can walk home." He fights back laughter as he looks over at you and Johnnie sighs, "I wasn't ki- I mean, whatever you're into, that's your business."

You shake your head, "Oh my god."

Jake laughs and speaking of his hands, your eyes move to his that's hanging off the center console next to yours.

You don't really pay any attention to their banter as you lift your pinky and gently scratch his. He smirks as he glances down, seeing what you're doing.

He moves his hand over, interlocking his pinky over yours. The subtle touch is what gets you most. It's cute, innocent, but you know as soon as you two finally get alone, it won't be as innocent.

"Okay. This is your stop." Jake parks the car and looks back to Johnnie, "That'll be twenty bucks."

Johnnie stares at him, "twenty bucks for what? A fucking ten minute car ride. I'm filing a complaint."

"Do you want to speak to the manager? Hold on." Jake spins around and turns back, "Manager Webber here, how can I help you?"

"I'm not doing this." Johnnie laughs and slides over to get out, "Please keep him."

You laugh, "We'll see how my free trial goes. I'm sure you can have him on weekends."

Jake laughs and rests his head on the headrest, "He'll just have to listen to me scream about wanting to go to mommy's house." You close your eyes and sigh, "Oh my god."

"As I said, keep him. Please." Johnnie shuts the door and Jake waits for him to go inside before driving off.

He moves his hand, slipping it under yours and gently squeezing, "So have my.." he laughs slightly, "..hands.. always been a turn on for you?"

"Oh we're getting right into it, wow okay." You laugh nervously and bite your lip, "I mean.. kind of. Yeah, I guess."

He smirks and nods, "Interesting."

"But I mean, it's not just your hands either.. you know." You add quickly after and he looks over at you and smiles, "It's the hair isn't it?" He shakes his head, reaching up to brush his hand that's not holding your hand through it.

"Oh yeah. Totally the hair, too." You laugh and rest your head back as you look at him, "I've had a crush on you for a while now."

"That's actually kind of crazy.. and I'll tell you why." Jake smiles and you tilt your head, "I'm dying to know."

He chuckles and raises your hands that are held together, "Now don't freak out or anything.. but I've also.." he glances over at you, "Had a crush on you."

You gasp, pretending to be shocked and he sighs, "Damn it. I said not to act shocked." He laughs and you cover your mouth, "Oh, sorry. Sorry."

He pulls into your driveway and parks the car, "Its alright, I'll let it slide." He unbuckles and quickly points, "But just this time."

You hold your hand up, "Got it. Thank you." You reach over to unbuckle your belt and turn slightly to face him. He brings his other hand up, playing with your fingers as he stares down at them.

You bite your lip, eyes scanning over your hand being caressed in his.

You watch as his hand moves up and you look up at his as he lays it on your cheek. He pulls you into him, connecting his lips to yours.

You lay your hand on his neck, tilting your head as the kiss grown into a slow make out, "Can we g-"

"Yes." He kisses you for a short moment and leans back, nodding, "Yes."

You laugh slightly as you get out and walk up the steps to your door. You reach into your coat pocket, pulling out your keys so you can unlock the door.

You push it open, walking in as Jake follows behind you, "Do you need a drink or anything?" You shrug off your coat, "I haven't gone shopping yet. I didn't expect guests over so there isn't much here right now."

"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that in the grocery police so since your cupboards aren't stocked.." he walks over to you, gently pushing you against the wall, "I'm going to have to arrest you.. or something."

He laughs and you shake your head, "You can do whatever you want to me."

His eyebrow twitches and you can tell that that sent excitement through him, "Well.. alright then." He bends down, sliding his hands down to your thighs and lifts you up.

He keeps your back pressed against the wall as he kisses down your neck, "Where's your room again?" You smile, "Upstairs, second door on the right. You should know this by now, Jake."

He leans back, rolling his eyes playfully, "Don't worry.. I'll get it." He smirks and leans in to kiss you, gently setting you down as he slides his hand into yours, "Come on."

You pulls you towards the steps, staring up at him as you follow behind. You walk into your room and pulls you in front of him, "Tell me where you want my hands."

You bite your lip, "I want.." you grab his hand and slowly place it on your neck, "Your hands.." you grab his other one and slip it under your shirt, "Here.."

He licks his lips, tilting his head as he backs you up towards the bed. You sit down and he pulls your shirt up over your head, "Cute bra."

You smirk and reach behind you to unclip it, "Thanks." Your eyes fixate on his hand sliding up your arm to pull the strap down. He drags both straps down, pulling your bra off of your body completely.

"Move up to the wall." He motions for you to move up to the top of the bed. You crawl up, turning around to lay on your back.

He slips his shirt off, walking around to the other side of the bed, "Rest your back against it, I want you to watch."

Your heart skips a beat as you nod, complying to his request. He sits in front of you on his knees, grabbing your skirt and pulling it down, along with your nylon stockings and panties, leaving you naked for him.

"Beyond beautiful." His eyes scan up your body and he moves to sit next to you. He turns so he's on his side, "Watch my hand, baby."

Your lip is tucked snug between your teeth as your eyes watch his hand slide down your body. Your breathing quickens as his fingers grow closer to your clit.

Your mouth drops open as his fingers graze over your pussy, a quiet moan escaping as he dips his fingers in quick before sliding them up to apply pressure to your clit.

He slips his arm behind your head, angling it down to slowly knead your boob, "Is this alright?" You nod quickly, turning your head to kiss him, "yes.. yes."

He smirks within the kiss, using his head to push yours back so you can watch his hand. You look down your body, one leg over his legs and the other bent up and held out of the way by your hand.

Jake's fingers circle your clit, "You're going to feel so good, I know it."

You whimper at his words. Your hips buck at the pleasure radiating from the tips of his fingers.

"You can moan, baby. It's just us." His nose rubs against your cheek as he slips his fingers down, slipping two into you, "God, you're so wet."

You moan and tilt your head back, "Fuck."

"Mm. Eyes on my hand." He leans his head back and makes sure you go back to watching before he starts to slowly push and pull his fingers in and out of you.

He speeds up his thrust, groaning at the sound of your wetness squelching as his fingers go back in, "I bet you taste so good, too."

You smirk, brows furrowing as you moan, "Only one way to find out." He chuckles and nods, "You're right." His other hand thats on your boob, lifts up slightly so he can pinch your nipples between his fingers.

Your back arches and you want to throw your head back but you manage to keep your eyes glued to his fingers going in and out of you, "Fuck, fuck, Jake.."

"You gonna cum?" He whispers and nods, "Please do."

Your fingers dig into the skin of your thigh as you bring your other arm up to wrap around and tangle into his hair, pulling as you squeeze his fingers.

"You're so close aren't you?" Jake nips your ear and you nod, "Yes.. yes..”

He moves his head down and kisses up your neck. You tilt your head over to give him more room to suck a hickey onto your skin and that’s enough.

You let out a loud moan, tilting your head back as you tug on his hair, earning a deeper groan from him, “Fuck.” He pulls his fingers out and brings them up to your lips.

You look over at him as you part them, taking his fingers in and sucking. Jake’s eyes bounce from your lips to your eyes, “That’s so fucking hot.”

You smirk as he pulls his fingers back, leaning in to kiss you roughly. He moves his body over yours and kisses down your neck, over your chest and torso, finally reaching your hips.

He glances up at you before moving down and leaning in. You gasp, moaning loudly as his tongue moves between your folds and slips inside.

He groans against you, his hands squeezing your thighs as he pushes his head closer to you. You lay a hand on his head, arching your back as you tangle your hands in his hair, “S-shit.. Jake.”

You look down at him and watch as he devours you. Turning and tilting his head to get as much of you as he can.

The way he moans lowly against you is so hot, you never really wanted this to end.

Your eyes roll back as your body jerks slightly, “Fuck, baby..” you gasp, “Rig- y-yes!” You dig the heels of your feet into his back, moaning as he brings you through the high of your orgasm.

You stare down at him, panting as you watch him sit up and look at you with a smirk, “ten out of ten, will be doing that again.” He smirks and you laugh slightly as he moves up to put his lips back onto yours.

Your fingers drag down his torso to the band of his pants. He gasps against your lips as you slip your hand in and wrap it around his cock, “Need you.” You breathe out as you stroke him a few times.

A low moan leaves his lips and he nods, leaning up to push his pants down before moving to lay on his back. You instantly move to straddle him, biting your lip as you reach down to hold his cock as you glide down onto it.

Your hands move to press onto his chest, moaning as you sink fully down onto him. His jaw falls slack as his hands grip your hips tight, “You feel fucking perfect.”

Your brows furrow and you moan as you slowly start rocking your hips. Jake’s hands guide you back and forth, squeezing tight as he watches your face scrunch with pleasure.

You slide your hand up to grab one of his hands, guiding it up your body until you reach your neck. He wraps his fingers around your throat, squeezing slowly.

You lean forward, one hand by his head to hold yourself up as you start bouncing, the sound of skin on skin and moans mixing fills the room.

“Just like that, baby.” Jake groans, “Fuck, just like that.”

You moan, moving your hips all the way as you squeeze his cock, “S-shit.” You rock your hips, grinding down on him as you work yourself up to orgasm.

He lets go of your neck, wrapping an arm around your waist as he sits up, “You’re so close, babe.” He leaves open mouth kisses all over your neck as you grind your hips on him, “Yes, yes, yes.”

He slides a hand up your back, tangling his fingers in your hair. Pulling your head back so he can leave a few more purple marks on your neck, “You’re so fucking hot.”

He pulls you into him with his arm that’s around your waist, indicating that he doesn’t want you to stop, “Keep going..”

You wrap an arm around his neck, digging your nails into his skin as you continue to grind on his cock, “Jake.” You whimper out, “I-I-“

He rolls over, laying you on your back and he picks up where you stopped. He thrust his cock into you, his arm holding up his weight as he pins your leg up over his other arm.

His lips connect with yours and you swallow each other’s moans. Your nails drag up his back as you cum, chest pressing against his as you cling to him.

“Fuck, fuck.” He groans and pulls out, stroking his cock with his hand until you feel his cum land on your pelvis.

You lay there, breathing heavy as you watch him fully finish. He looks at you with a smile and he leans down to gently kiss you. He lay next to you and turns his head, “That was fun.”

You smirk and look over at him, “Ten out of ten. Will do again.”

He laughs and shakes his head, “That’s a good one. I wonder who you stole that from.”

You smile and shrug, “Some cute guy said it to me earlier.”

“Oh I see.” He smiles, chuckling as he gets up to go get a towel. He comes back in and walks over to wipe you off, “Does this cute guy get to.. I don’t know.. stay the night with you?”

You sit up and tilt your head, “That depends..”

“On?” He sits down, looking over at you and you lean forward to kiss him, “If he promises me not to sleep right away.” You lean back with a smirk and he sighs with a slight smirk, “I supposed I can make that sacrifice.”

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Thanks for reading! I truly appreciate all the support!

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[peachsukii]

fem!reader has a hard time coping with the current situation. 『 ♡ - k.bakugo x fem!reader 』 tw/cw: mentions of hospital equipment, grief, angst ⋆ ˚ʚɞ — I can go anywhere I want - anywhere I want, just not home. And you can aim for my heart, go for blood, but you would still miss me in your bones. And I still talk to you when I’m screaming at the sky. -`✧ katsuki bakugo masterlist 

Walking along the pathway of the riverbank, you listened to the soft sounds of the water lazily flowing by while finding a spot in the grass. You lie back with your hands behind your head, gazing up at the sunset in the sky. The clouds were painted with beautiful streaks of peach, lavender and fuchsia, swirling into a perfect blend of tropical bliss. The colors offered a semblance of comfort after a long day of patrol - 14 hours, to be exact. The current condition of your hero suit was more than enough evidence of the grueling day. If it could talk, it would be begging to be washed. Reaching into your pocket, you pull out your phone to check the time. 5:47pm The exhaustion was creeping along your aching muscles, warning you to head home before you lack the will to do so. There’s one thing you came here to do - that you needed to be here to do.

You tap the lock screen of the phone and swipe to your contacts. In the favorites list, you click on your favorite name in the whole world.

“ 💥 Katsuki 🧡 ”

The line rings a handful of times before it goes to voicemail, beeping in your ear. Taking a deep breath, you begin to speak excitedly.

“Hey ‘Suki. Today was a busy as hell - sorry I didn’t get a chance to call earlier. I had the sweetest little girl thank me today for helping her and her mom bring their groceries to their doorstep. She came running over to me and asked for help, I couldn’t resist. You should have seen her cute little cheeks, Kats, covered in freckles around her precious blue eyes. It was only six bags, the mom was so embarrassed! I kept telling her it was no trouble, that’s what heroes do. And then…,” you pause.

“Sorry, I’m rambling again. I must be picking it up from Izuku. Anyways, I’ll be heading home in a bit. I needed to clear my head after a long day and swung by our favorite spot by the river.”

A shaky breath escapes your lips, unable to hold back the tear rolling down your dirt stained cheek.

“I’ll be stopping by to visit soon. I’m sorry for not coming by earlier this week, you know how it is with our line of work. I'll be sure to grab your favorite flowers, too. Tiger lilies, right?”

You bite your lip to swallow the sob lodged in your throat.

“I miss you…more than you could ever know. I love you, Katsuki. I’ll talk to you later.”

You click the “End Call” button with trembling fingers. A picture of Katsuki, smiling ear to ear with your face squished up against his cheek on a sunny day, appears briefly as his contact picture fades to black.

“You’re going to wake up, I know you are,” you murmur to yourself through broken hiccups. “You’re not gone…you’re going to wake up, Katsuki. You have to.”

The reality of the situation weighs on your shoulders, but that didn’t mean you had to live in said reality…not yet, anyways.

Until the faint droning of Katsuki's heartbeat monitor was silenced, he was alive.

He's just resting.

i've been listening to "my tears ricochet" too much and the 'just not home' lyric always reminds me of not being able to return to someone you love, or somewhere you loved :( ** i ended up reposting/reworking this to be fem!reader instead of bakudeku cause it just didn't feel like it worked? i like this way better lol

You can read part two here!!

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

Earlier today I thought about sending you this ask, but I thought "the focus here is to talk about HH, not HB" but then, you answered an ask about Stolas, so I came to ask my "ask" (in quotes because it's not an ask, but rather a design comparison because I like it, yayyy)

Stolas is an owl right? So if you'll excuse me, here are two owls, my oc's, one from "Star Fox" the other from "Swat Kats" and now that I stop to think, I should have taken Stellar as a reference because she is a female, but honestly I don't even know if she's an owl so screw it, let's get to the comparison:

(sorry for the background in the first photo, I was too lazy to take a photo of just her) can you see how chubby they are? and Stolas is so thin that it hurts? I don't understand that, Viv at least knows how to make thin people with big waists, but she didn't even do that here, and let's face it, owls are chubby and don't have a damn neck (similar to a human's when humanized) and Stolas does!! It's the same thing that irritates me about Vox (the TV, I don't know if that's how his name is spelled) he has a TV head!! Why does he have a neck?!?!

and other!!! you can see the difference between Yanter (first photo) and Carlie (second photo) but you can see that they are both owls, but remember what I said about Stellar? So, you can't tell the difference between she and Stolas, I'm not saying in terms of appearance, I'm saying in terms of species, every species has something similar, but if Stellar is really an owl, what is the similarity between her and Stolas, which is not the same similarity between another character (a blue one, I think she's Stellar's cousin) WHO IS NOT EVEN AN OWL!! BECAUSE IF YOU DO THIS, VIV, YOU DO YOUR AUDIENCE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT STELLAR IS!!! SHE IS AN OWL? A PEACOCK?? TELL ME!

... sorry.. I got stressed.. I guess.. that's all I have to say... sorry, I just wanted to say that because I feel a little need to show that my designs are better than Viv's (even if that's not very difficult) sorry for the inconvenience, bye bye

SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO RESPOND TO THIS!!! These designs are awesome!! I love seeing bird characters so much; actually gives me a few design ideas lmao

I have no idea what bird Stella is either but if I had to design her I’d probably make her an albino cockatiel. I actually have a LOT of ideas on how to fix Stella but just for a quick birdie ref

Aint they cute? :3

I do plan on eventually redesigning Stolas and getting rid of that god awful neck. I don’t understand why Vivzie is allergic to fat people, I don’t think she’s realised the joy of having fat/chubby characters or even muscular ones. Husk, Velvette, Charlie, and Vox are all designs that I personally think are amplified when made chubbier or muscular and when I see them in the show I literally do a double take like *little skinny man runs past my screen* who is that did you guys see that

For the neck on Vox though, I don’t get… how?? His neck works in the show?? I know for my version of Vox his neck moves kind of like this

But uh.

Yeah none of that here. I guess you could say it’s attached at the bottom, because it is!

but also poses like this dont make sense, his neck is show behind his head but its not.

Idk, It’s a small nitpick but it’s something that bothers me too. I’m still working on some of the things for Vox like his joints and such, but Vivzie seems to put in substantially less effort than anything either of us have done

Anyway keep up the designs they look really good!!!

[sgm616]

It Has To Be Me

[Not my GIF]

YelenaxBucky NatashaxNiece

YelenaxDaughter

BuckyxDaughter

A/n -> I have a learning disability so if there are some misspelled or a sentence that doesn't make sense that's why.

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It's been five years since Thanos snapped his fingers and wiped out half the universe. Five years since Katya lost her parents. It still feels like yesterday that she saw her father, James, and her mother, Yelena, getting dusted right in front of her eyes.

Katya lost it when her parents died. So much so that she drank alcohol to numb the pain away. So much so that Nat had to take care of her little nephew. For the first two years, she was drunk daily. No matter how hard Natasha and Steve tried to intervene all she kept doing was pushing them away. As much as Natasha would want to get the help her niece needed her hands were just too full. From raising Benjamin to helping the world somewhat back to normal and trying to find a way to bring everyone back.

One night Katya got so drunk that she almost died. If it wasn't for Natasha stopping by to wish her a happy birthday Katya would be dead and no one would know. Natasha was with her from the ambulance when she arrived at the hospital. After seeing her stomach being pumped and almost dying Natasha finally had enough. She was going to drag her ass into rehab. Natasha didn't care if Katya hated her for getting the help she needed. She knows that alcoholism is a serious disease and that Kat needs the right help to finally get herself clean.

For half a year, Katya went into rehab after her aunt told her what happened and how scared she was of her well-being. During the first visits, it was just Nat. They would talk about each other's lives and how they were doing. During one of their visits, Nat brought along Benjamin. Katya hated the fact she missed so much of her brother's life. She was also sad to learn that he still hasn't said a word. Doctors said that he was a healthy little boy and didn't understand why he hadn't talked yet.

But to her surprise the moment Ben saw his sister, he wiggled out of his aunt's arms and ran toward her (not very fast) and yelled Сисси. (sissy). Both women were shocked and over the moon when they finally heard him speak for the first time. After their visit, Kat made a promise to herself, to Natasha, and especially to Ben that she would never have a single drop of alcohol ever again.

As the years went on, as promised she never had a single drop. Sure she had her ups and downs but Nat was always there when she needed to talk or to just take her to an AA meeting. As a thank you for saving my life gift, Kat saved up her money and got Nat a new motorcycle and a black Kitten. Don't worry she also got Ben a toy motorbike and a stuffed wolf with a leather jacket with fake widow bites on it.

2023

A man named Scott Lang aka Ant-man appears out of nowhere and says he might know a way to bring everyone back.

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Steve, Tony, New York City

Scott, Bruce/Hulk => 2012

Thor & Rocket => Asgard 2013

Nebula & Rhodes => Morag 2014

Katya & Clint => Vormir 2014

Natasha stayed at home base while taking care of Benj. He didn't want her to leave him fearing he may never see her again.

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"Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends... We lost family... We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know. But it doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck."

Before they leave Kat made sure to say her goodbyes to the two most important people in her life.

Nat smiled excitedly at her niece, proud of the woman she had become. Her mother and father would be proud of how much she's grown as a person. "See you in a minute." She said as she hugged Kat. With one last goodbye kiss, Katya gets on the platform with Clint. They all shrink and enter the Quantum Realm, and they all split at different intervals, going to different places at different times in history.

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VORMIR

Katya and Clint start walking towards the mountain and climb it. "I bet the raccoon didn't have to climb up this stupid mountain," Kat said while kicking a couple of rocks off the mountain.

"Technically, he's not a raccoon, you know."

She then picked up a small rock and threw it at her uncle. "Whatever. He eats garbage. Hey, I bet you 10 bucks if we did a DNA test on him he's 95% raccoon."

"Deal. Wait what would the other 5% be?" They shake on the bet.

"I don't know...5% red panda?"

After some time they reach the top of the mountain.

RED SKULL

"Welcome."

Kat and Clint draw their weapons towards the figure.

RED SKULL

"Katya, daughter of James. Clint, son of Edith."

"Kat get behind me. Who are you?" She surprisingly listened to him.

RED SKULL

"Consider me a guide. To you, and to all who seek the Soul Stone."

Kat slowly gets out of Clint's protection. "Oh, good. You tell us where it is. Then we'll be on our way." She lowers her weapon while Clint still has his weapon ready for anything.

RED SKULL

"Ah, liebchen– If only it were that easy."

The Red Skull leads Clint and Katya to a specific spot on the mountain, a cliff.

RED SKULL

“What you seek lies in front of you... as does what you fear.”

Kat gets close to the edge of the cliff, looking down. "the stone is down there." She points to the ground below her.

RED SKULL

"For one of you. For the other... In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. An everlasting exchange. A soul, for a soul."

Clint was sitting on a log thinking while Kat was watching the Stone-keeper's every move. "Maybe he's making this shit up." She said still not taking her eyes off the figure.

"No. I don't think so."

"Why 'cause he knows our parent's names?" Clint ignored her comment and continued to talk. "Thanos left here with the stone without his daughter. It's not a coincidence."

"Yeah, I guess you're right." She looks towards the cliff and back at Clint. She knew what she had to do. "Fuck." She whispers to herself. "Whatever it takes." And he replied. "Whatever it takes." Clint slowly stands up from his seat. "If we don't get that stone, billions of people stay dead."

"Then I guess we both know who it's gotta be." Said Katya

"I guess we do."

Katya reaches out her hand to Clint. Both look at each other and give each other a sad smile. "I'm starting to think– we mean different people here, Kat."

"What, you think I wanna do it? I'm trying to save your life, you ass."

"Yeah, well, I don't want you to, because I– Kat, you know what I've done. You know what I've become."

"You know I don't judge people on their worst mistakes."

"Yeah well...maybe you should."

"You didn't with Nat, my mother, and especially with my father. I think we both know it has to be me." She said quietly. He has a wife and three kids to wait for him. She has no one.(in her mind) Clint knew this too except she had her parents waiting for her. "You're a pain in my ass, you know that?" She chuckled at him. "Only for my favorite uncle."

Both Clint and Katya lean their heads against each other since it's a family way of showing their love to each other. "Okay. You win." Clint smiles and knocks Kat to the ground. "Tell my family I love them." She returns the favor by tackling him to the ground. "You tell them yourself."

Katya electrocutes Clint and she runs towards the cliff. Clint gets up and shoots an explosive arrow knocking her down. Clint then runs towards the cliff and jumps. Katya jumps after him and hooks him up to a grappling hook. Something she learned from her mom and aunt. "Damn you Kat!"

"Let me go. The line can't hold us both!"

"No. Please, don't! I can save you. You're going to get out of here and hug your parents and-"

"Clint, It's okay...It's okay. Tell my parents I love them and that I'm sorry for failing them." Katya kicks the wall, falls off the rope, and plummets to the ground.

As she falls she hears Clint scream "NO!!!" But blocks it out as flashes of her life began coming into her mind before plummeting to her death. A loud boom in the sky sends Clint into a pool of water with the Soul Stone in his hand. He hits the ground out of sadness.

His Quantum Suit activates and he shrinks back to the present day, soon joined by the others returning from their journeys. everyone looks around to see all the recovered stones.

Natasha came running up to the platform. "Did we get them all?"Rhodey then spoke out of disbelief. "You telling me that it works?"

As everyone was cheering for the success, Benjamin noticed someone was missing, Katya. "Natty where is Katty?" Soon everyone noticed she was missing. "Clint, where's Katya? Where's my niece?" They feared she might know what happened but what's him to say to know if right about her suspicion? Prying that she was wrong for once in her life.

The silence from Clint tells them all they need to know. The mission was completed but at a dire cost. Sadness overtakes everyone. Benjamin was a smart boy for his age and knew that his sister was never coming home again. He runs to his sister's room with tears streaming down his cheeks.

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I think we know what's going to happen next. Everyone grieves for the loss of one of their own. Hulk snaps his fingers and brings everyone back. 2014 Thanos and his crew come to 2023. Blob blob blob everyone who disappeared came back. Blob blob blob a huge fight happened. The good guys win but at a cost. Tony dies. And now we are at the stopping point I wanted to be at.

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After the final battle, Yelena and Bucky were finally going to be able to see their kids again after what felt like 5 seconds turned out to be 5 years. Yelena and Bucky noticed their daughter and son were not with Nat. They go up to her wondering where they are located. "Nat? Where are my kids?" Natasha asked them to talk to them privately. "Benj is safe with Pepper and Morgan. Tony's wife and daughter. "

Now it was Bucky's turn to speak. "And Katya?" Bucky wrapped his arm around Yelena. "When the Avengers went back through time, Benj wanted me to stay with him.  Kat insisted that she needed to be the one who brings in the soul's stone. One minute she was next to Clint the next she wasn't. I don't know what exactly know what happened during their mission but..." tears were falling down her face. "But she didn't make it." Yelena is about to collapse but Bucky catches her. She let out a devastating scream. "No, no, no-!" Natasha continued speaking while Yelena kept saying no. "She sacrificed herself to get that stone, to bring everyone back. If I knew...if I knew what was going to happen there-"

"We know." Said Bucky. Though he was devastated by the loss of his daughter he needed to be strong for his wife. "Are you sure she's gone? Can't you like I don't know snap her back here?"

"Bruce tried." Her sister explained. "Clint explained that we couldn't get her back no matter how hard we tried."

The moment Yelena heard the name Clint her sadness turned into hatred towards the man. Both ex-assassins noticed the change in Yelena's mood and feared she might do something she might regret later on. "Doll, whatever you're thinking don't do it. Please. We just lost our daughter. I-I can't lose you too. Ben can't lose you. He needs both his parents more than ever. Please doll, please don't think about killing him. This isn't what Kat would've wanted."

Yelena takes a deep breath. "Fine." Bucky takes his Yelena away from the battlefield and takes her to the Starks cabin.

A/N: There will be a part 2.

[mrsbsmooth]

literally everyone in the villa is trash 💀 who tf are you supposed to pick then??? lmao

OKAY HEAR ME OUT

I hated Suresh from Episode 1 & 2. Hated him. But I can tell you right now - I'm getting vibes from this script.

I have a theory, y'all. But it contains spoilers, so it's below the cut.

MrsBSmooth's theory

So, posting this 9th August, 2022.

I think Suresh is about to have one of the most magnificent redemption arc's we've ever seen in LITG.

He's all in for MC from the very beginning. And yeah, he cheated.

So if we're writers, we're thinking - okay, great, let's make him slowly more and more believable and forgivable.

He thinks he deserves redemption.

But he doesn't get redeemed.

In fact, he gets progressively worse through the first 13 episodes.

Hid a long term relationship from the person he was flirting with? Refuses to apologise for it. Says he's already said his sorries.

Cheated after a huge fight (no miscommunication, 'we were on a break' thing, they just had a fight and instead of fixing it with her, he slept with a girl he'd been flirting with)

Cracks on with Dana and kisses her instead of MC.

Tells MC all about how much his family adored her and how sad they are that she's gone (a little manipulative)

Makes you feel like an idiot for wanting to propose to him.

But here's the kicker. There's a line toward the very end that I didn't actually include in my summary.

He says he would've said yes.

Almost as soon as he says this, he properly moves on.

He pulls MC aside and they have a discussion about their relationship. He's all:

'You must've been thinking about it for a long time, and I didn't even know you were ready to make that commitment. We weren't even on the same page before I cheated. Maybe we were never as compatible as I thought we were. It's starting to feel like we might be worlds apart, if I'm honest, MC'

Almost like this is a turning point for him.

It's at this point he realises that he never deserved redemption in the first place.

Kat's words of questioning whether or not he and MC would both just be happier apart is something that's playing on his mind.

So he wonders whether he should just let MC go.

I think this is why, when Arlo and Meera arrive, Suresh is immediately into Arlo. Flirting with her straight away. Which makes zero sense if he's been all in on MC this whole bloody time.

OK, SO THEN:

We know Casa is coming this season. In Season 2, we went to Casa on day 13. We know there are forty-something episodes in the season, so it might be soon.

But before that, there's a boy's choice recoupling.

However, I wouldn't be surprised if Arlo and Meera get to go first.

Arlo picks Finn Meera picks ChEddy Alfie... for some reason picks Dana. He's unsure about MC because of how serious she was with Suresh.

That means that:

Suresh has to pick between MC and Kat. And obviously, he picks MC. We're coupled up again.

And then boom.

Casa Amor.

Again, this is just a theory. No one has any spoilers after Episode 13 right now. So I might end up being completely wrong...

I think he's realised that that he has to stop trying to revive what's already dead and gone. It's too late to pick up where they left off.

If he wants her back, he's going to have to start from square one, and that's showing her he's loyal.

Suresh is going to be the only one at Casa who's loyal. And he will be fiercely loyal. No sharing a bed, no kissing girls in challenges, nothing. He's rejecting every other girl, not even a peck, and everyone starts commenting on it.

He's. Loyal.

(Also, MC specifically says that the girl he cheated with has a turtle tattoo. I think that she's going to be one of the Casa girls. Lingering shot right at the end of a turtle tattoo. And yet, Suresh is still going to stay loyal to MC).

This entire season is not us as the MC. It's Suresh's story. He's being tested in many, many ways, not in the least that his ex (in my case, me) is being a colossal bitch to him.

Suresh is sticking around anyway. He loves her. She's it for him, and he's not losing her again.

Just like he's been saying since day 1.

It was at this point I realised I have a kink for unconditional love.

[novankenn]

Cherry Pie - Five -

(Master Chapter List)

Pyrrha and Blake sat and waited quietly as Yang and her co-workers took control of the situation, restraining the would-be assailant until the VPD arrived to take custody of him. A few minutes after the grey haired man was removed, a separate set of officers ventured into the back and escorted the visibly shaken green haired girl out of the building. It was almost another hour before Yang was able to return to their table.

Blake: Are you okay, babe?

Yang: Yeah, just pissed. If I find out who let that fuck in, I'm going to kick their ass up between their shoulder blades.

Pyrrha: I take it he wasn't supposed to be here?

Yang: No, that asshat has been banned from the premises for months, and for exactly this reason.

Pyrrha: So he knew the green haired woman, I take it?

Yang: Yeah. I think they're actually exes, but I'm not paid to figure out why shit happens. I'm here to prevent it or stop it.

Blake: You're going to check on him, right?

Yang: Of course, kitty-kat.

Pyrrha: Check on whom? "Cherry?"

Yang: His name is actually Jaune, and yeah, I'm going to make sure he's okay. This is like the fifth time some asshole has taken a shot at him, or the person he was with.

Pyrrha: That seems a little high.

Yang: It is and it isn't. It's high for him to be targeted, but it also has happened over the course of a year or so, so really not that high considering how often he performs.

Pyrrha: Should we leave? I mean, it is getting late.

Blake: We should...

Yang: You can crash at my place. It's not far, and it'll be safer in the morning to head back to Beacon.

Pyrrha: I wouldn't want to...

Yang: You're not P-Money. I'm offering, and you're a friend of Blake's, so I hope we can be as well.

Pyrrha: I think I would like that.

Yang: Alright. You guys wait here, I'll go check on Jaune and then we can head out.

Yang rose and left the pair of young women to wait as she headed into the back rooms.

Blake: So, aside from the asshat. How'd you find the night?

Pyrrha: Interesting.

Blake: Feeling better?

Pyrrha: Yeah, this has all kind of helped me get my head straight, if that makes sense.

Blake: Not really. I was just hoping to get you to relax.

Pyrrha: I did, but seeing that... incident...

Blake: Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: As I saw that dickhead...

Blake: Whoa! A swear? Are you sure you're Pyrrha Nikos? Miss All Mistrallian Sweet-heart?

Pyrrha: Stop, you know I hate that name.

Blake: Sorry. So I think I get it. You saw Cardin in that shithead, didn't you?

Pyrrha: Easily. Way too easily. I think you and the others were right. He was a disaster waiting to happen, and I'm glad Weiss caught him in the act.

Blake: I'm relieved to hear all that.

Pyrrha: Really?

Blake: Yeah, I am.

Pyrrha: Why?

Blake: I was afraid you would just keep sulking, and then breakdown and try to get back with him. There are better people out there, P-Money.

Pyrrha: More fish in the sea?

Blake: You could say that.

[officalroyalsofpierreland]

St. Celeste Hospital, Windensen, Pierreland

A consistent beep is heard throughout the room

David: Any news on Maria Aisha? [sigh] We should've had her go straight home from Cannes... Louis: She's in the car Papa.

Magdalena:It's gonna be okay Ri....you did the right things... Henri: But...he's here...and... Marcos [tiredly]:I will be alright Henri, really...I'm an old man, these things happen.

Katalina: This is your second heart attack this year Papi...this has proven me right that you shouldn't live on your own! Marcos: I will not live in the palace...no offense David, but those places aren't homey. David: None taken...my love, your father is grown. If he wants to live on his own, let him! Katalina: At least let us place an aide with you Papi! What if Henri wasn't there?

Marcos: Aye Dios Mio Hija...you worry too much! Katalina: You do not worry enough! David: Kat...maybe we all should-

Maria Aisha: BABA! What happened? Marcos: Just a bit of a tumble my dear Katalina: Papi, you had a heart attack. Maria Aisha: Well...what are we going to do?

David: I was thinking...your mother, brothers, Maggie and I need to step out for a bit Katalina: I'm not leaving him David. Marcos [sighing]: Mija...you stepped off a plane...after experiencing a very..intense day...let me spend some time with Aisha. I'll still be right here...they won't let me check out anyway.

Katalina: I just want you to be okay Papi... Marcos: I know Katalina...You know I'm very proud of you Katalina: Don't talk like that... Marcos: Come give me a hug Mija...unless [teasing] The Empress is too important to-

Katalina: Nonsense...I'm still your little girl... Marcos: Te amo hija...your Mama and I are so proud of you...so proud... Katalina: I love you Papi... Marcos: Now..go shower, get some coffee..or some chai... Katalina: I will...te amo... Marcos: Te amo Katalina.

[the doors swing shut as David and Kat leave]

Maria Aisha: Baba...you wanted to send Mama away for a reason didn't you? Marcos [chuckling]: very perceptive Maria Aisha...like my Aisha...sit with me little one

Marcos: So...Cannes huh? Maria Aisha: Baba... Marcos: Come come...tell me about Henri's little film...and Francesim...I read the Emperor was there? Maria Aisha: He was. With his fiancee, they seem...nice? I dunno, Simpartes are different for sure...Henri's film was good but you can't tell him I said that Marcos [chuckling]: I won't. Your secret is safe...[yawning] I'm tired Nieta...

Maria Aisha: Baba...it's..okay you know...if you want to...you know...that's why you made sure Mama left... Marcos: Insightful again Aisha...You know...[yawning] don't let all the attention people will give you corrupt you...you're a good person. Dont forget that. Maria Aisha: I won't Baba...I love you. Marcos[yawning]: I love you too little one

Maria Aisha: Rest now Baba...

Magdalena belongs to @simsroyallegacy

[armpirate]

UNDER HIS SKIN || JJK || Ch. 3

Pairings: tattoist!jk x fem!reader

Genre: smut, angst, friends to lovers, tattoo au, virgin reader.

Summary: They say there are two versions for every story, and it's important to hear both of them. Everybody is hearing your side of the story, but it's just fair to get to know his.

After breaking up with his girlfriend, the only thing he wanted was to have fun with no attachment. You wanted to get rid of your virginity, and he wanted to tick you off his list. What he didn't expect was getting so emotionally attached to you that he would regret the deal.

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MASTERLIST

I wake up to a scent that isn't mine. No, it's too heavy and too strong to be mine. That too sweet smell of vanilla almost makes me dizzy when I try to open my eyes to get up. And when I finally find the way to completely wake up, I feel a weight on my back that doesn't let me lift my torso while something is embracing my waist.

Moving my hair away from my face, so I can look over my shoulder, I see a thin arm wrapped around me.

Oh, right. The girl from last night.

I try to crawl away from her embrace, and be fully able to control my body, but her grip around me gets tighter. I try it a few times, but every time I move a few inches, she pulls me back and her hand goes lower on my body. She keeps me back from running away, when I feel her arm isn't the only thing wrapped around me. She's lowered her hand so much to the point where she's holding my crotch, closing her fingers harder and tighter around me whenever I try to move away.

I press my lips together, trying to hold back the whimpers that are aiming to come out due to pain.

It takes me a long while to free myself. I try a lot of different things, I try to move my body to make her uncomfortable, I try to pull her fingers away... But nothing works. At least not until I manage to hook my fingers in between hers, finally making her lose strength on me.

Honestly, I don't even know how I manage to do it. But I move outside of the bed fast, even if I end up falling to the ground.

I start walking away, trying to make the least sound possible so I can escape from here without waking her up. I really don't want to deal with the weirdness that comes along with getting up next to a stranger, especially when this same person was trying to tear my dick from my body.

I sigh, running my finger over the scratch on the side of my motorbike, the gray color standing out among the lacquered black.

It's been two days, and I still can't understand what was wrong with that freak.

For the first time in two weeks, I'm coming in later than Mark. But he still feels the audacity of looking at me with disapproval.

—I had an emergency —I leave my things in the little closet behind the counter.

—What's the name of that emergency? —he looks at me, raising his eyebrow— Paula? Steph? Kat?

—I wish I remembered —I tilt my head.

I hear him huffing. And when I turn to him, he's playing with that dilatation on his ear. He always does it when he gets frustrated, something that usually happens when he's with me.

—You should try to settle down again.

—I thought y'all were so happy seeing me carefree. What changed?

—We're happy seeing you carefree —he shrugs—. But we still think you should try to meet someone new, in a deeper way.

—Trust me, I know the girls I meet in a real deep way —I joke.

Mark chuckles after my comment, getting up from the stool he was sitting in, just to walk up to me.

—You know what I mean. It's been seven months, you had fun. I'm not telling you to marry the first girl you meet next, but try to spend time with them. Something that doesn't last a TV ad.

—Did Soo tell you to talk to me about this?

I look at him, squinting my eyes. I know by that nervous smile on his face that my sister convinced him to talk to me about this. They all are so easy to read.

I can understand why my sister would ask him this anyway, Mark has been like an older brother ever since I moved here. He's always treated me as if I were part of his family, and has done a lot of things for me ever since I came here.

—Tell her I'll think about it, alright? That will give you a few weeks of peace before she sends you to do this type of big brother talk again.

—Soo also wanted me to confirm whether you'll be going to Mel's birthday party in Seneca —he mentions, looking at some drawings he's done.

—Do I really have to go?

At first, I was only planning to go because Leslie was friends with Melanie. I didn't even feel like going because of my sister, because I know she has her own group of friends, and sometimes it's better not to mix that. It's as if I were asking her to go to one of Jimin's or Taehyung's parties out of nowhere.

—It's Mel's birthday, don't be a dick ass.

—Why are you asking me to confirm then? You are going to force me to go either way.

✸ ✸ ✸

The day goes by a lot calmer than it was yesterday. Could be it had to do with Mark accidentally scheduling seven tattoos for me, and six for him yesterday -including humongous ones that took hours to be made.

I take off my gloves, and clean the seat that was occupied just ten minutes ago, to call it off. Finally it's over for me. I know I spoke too early when Mark gets my attention before I can even put my jacket on.

—What plans do you have tonight?

—I don't know. I think I'll stay home.

—Then come to hang out with Soo and Mel —he puts everything on the counter in place—. They met with Tammy in the bar she's working at.

—Okay, sure —I nod, holding the door open for him—. I have nothing better to do anyway.

—I'll see you there then —he waves while walking away to get his car from the parking lot.

When I get there, I wait for Mark to come outside. I know my sister and Melanie are there, but it feels weird to just get inside without the person they were actually expecting to come. One of the girls waiting to get a cab keeps looking at me, and I know she'll be reaching out to me in a few seconds, but of course someone scares her away.

He's always so timely.

—Why are you waiting here? Let's go inside.

Without giving a second look to that girl, I head inside, meeting up with that group of people Soo keeps trying to make me hang out with. Tammy greets both of us with a wide smile, and doesn't take long to wave at her side to ask someone to join us.

My eyes follow the direction of Tammy's moves, finding a short girl I think I remember. Could be I hooked up with her some time?

But when she finally stands next to our friend, and her eyes land on me, throwing a frightened and surprised look, I recognize her. That's the exact same expression she had on her face when we were in the studio.

—She's Y/n —Tammy introduces her to Mark and me.

Y/n... So that's her name.

Mark is right. Tammy talked a lot about her, but she said she was a cool girl that we all would love to hang around with. Not that she was a nun, that got shocked at the mention of sex to the point of not giving a fuck about others' belongings. I'm surprised these two are even friends at all, considering how different they are. Tam is indeed cool, I was able to see it the times she came around the studio and when we casually met whenever I decided to join Soo and her group of friends.

—So... —I talk— Is this the Y/n you told us about?

—Why? Did you already know each other? —Tammy asks.

—No —she rushes to answer—. Maybe he knows a different Y/n?

Her face is pure interned panic when she sees me opening my mouth to speak. She shouldn't worry, I don't want people to know the mess she caused either.

—I can answer by myself —I snap back, tilting my head annoyingly before I look back at Tammy—. But yeah —I sigh—, I thought you could've been referring to the same girl I knew. Guess not —I shrug.

—Note down a new one on your list, then —Melanie jokes.

She drops a fake smile, and I know she's sighing deep inside when I play along with her excuse. I can't believe I was thinking of going home tonight.

—She's joining us on our trip —Soo informs me, getting my attention by holding my wrist.

—Thinking about it —she talks—, I don't think I'll be able to join you.

It takes me a lot of effort to actually hide the laugh that's tempting to come out of my mouth when she says that. Seriously? She was able to go, but not now?

She mentions she has to visit her parents, but Tammy cuts her off fast. "You always do the same thing" is the only thing we're able to hear from their conversation, or argument more like. They keep fighting back and forth, Y/n is trying to get rid of the invitation, while Tammy keeps insisting on her coming.

I know that pissed off face from the other day. Oh wow. Tammy won.

—I guess I'll visit my parents another day —she gives in, annoyed—. Can I go back to work now?

Tammy simply nods, smiling big because she got what she wanted. And finally lets Y/n go when she asks permission to go back to work.

—You're coming, right? —Melanie asks when I sit to join them on their table.

—Of course —I nod—. Mark worked hard to convince me. There's no way I can say no —I look at Y/n, focused on her things behind the counter—. Why did you invite her?

—She's my friend —Tammy answers—. And she doesn't seem to do anything else but work, I think it'd be great for her to meet new people. You all are great, she's great. I bet it'll be good.

I turn in her direction, unaware of the conversation they start having from now on. There's something about her that makes her so interesting, she's as captivating as annoying, and that's a double threat.

Probably it's just because she rejected me.

At some point, Soo says we all should be leaving. Basically because we've been here for hours, and everybody else is leaving, too. Agreeing with her, Mark attempts to get up to pay for our table, but I move faster and tell him I'd be paying myself.

Not like neither of them rush to stop me either.

As I approach her, she seems unaware that I'm behind her. She's too focused on placing the glasses carefully over the surface behind the counter.

—Charge me, please.

She first turns with a smile, which disappears as she sees me. Y/n thinks I haven't noticed how hard she fought against her desire to roll her eyes at me, but I did. And that only encourages me to piss her off more. So before she's even able to ask me how I'm going to pay, I lift my credit card in between my two fingers. This time she doesn't hide, her eyes travel to the back of her head.

And god, ain't it funny to be able to annoy someone so easily?

—My motorbike is scratched —I casually say, while typing the pin.

—I'm sorry. I know it wasn't the best react...

—No, it wasn't —I nod, without looking at her—. And I'm glad to hear you know you were the one in the wrong.

That sarcastic laugh she throws at me makes me look at her almost instantly. I know this is going to get good when she tilts her head, while raising one of her eyebrows.

—You know what? I take it back. That scratch is the minimum you deserve —she snaps back.

—What do you mean? —my eyes squint.

—Don't act like you don't know —she hands me the ticket—. You acted all nice and cool, just to take me to that shitty studio and have me spreading my legs for you. Not even a bed? Are you sixteen?

Says the person who snaps back at someone by saying "I take back what I said". I bet she really thinks she's so mature because she treats sex as if it were the biggest sin.

—And now you have the balls to be here, talking about this with me as if it weren't a big deal and blaming me for whatever happened in your studio, while your girlfriend is sitting right there.

That takes me completely by surprise. Girlfriend? Who? And what the fuck have these dumb asses told her?

She looks at my table, pointing at it with her eyes. And when I look back at her, I can understand it all. It was something that used to happen a lot when I first got here. Could be it's having our initials tattooed, or how good we get on, but a lot of people seem to totally omit the 6 feet tall man that goes wherever Soo goes. Because Koreans can only date Koreans. Of course.

Yeah, no. I won't be the one telling her she's wrong.

—You're right —I nod—. How could I ever dare to get close to you in front of everybody? —I take a step back— Thank you —I lift the receipt and say:—, cocktease.

Absolutely everything that happened until this moment was totally worth it just to see her face like that, totally red and close to exploding.

That trip will be amazing.

[evvlevie]

why can't shifting be harder? How I finally related to my fantasy-books. 

I KNOW I KNOW! "Why isn't shifting harder? Is this bitch for real? I have been trying to shift for ages and this Evie-chick needs it to be even harder? Can I punch her?", is what might be going through your head right now. And before you manifest for all of my teeth to fall out, and Steve to die in season 5 just to spite me, let me explain!

So, as I have mentioned before on my beautiful little blog: I work in a supermarket as a cashier. Right now it's August and in Germany (specifically Bavaria) it's summer break right now. Many families are on vacation and so it happens that the store is quite empty on a random August-Thursday. As a cashier that means you are sitting around staring holes into the air a lot while daydreaming about random stuff. Today I was staring at the automatic doors thinking about that one scene in stranger things 1 where El smashes the doors together with her telekinetic powers and all of that glass shatters. That thought, reminded me of a book I read once (Obsidian), where the MC was starting to become aware of her telekinetic powers and how they had almost an entire book (Onyx) dedicated to the MC training those powers, and learning to control them.

Remembering all those scenes where Kat had to practice her powers, because otherwise she didn't know how to use them, made me remember how confused I was about the fact that she had to practice it. How they would make her move things, or catch things, lift stuff and light shit on fire so she would learn to use the power inside of her.

"You literally know you have telekinetic powers, JUST USE THEM!".

That has always been my thought, every time I re-read that book, because it's one of my absolute favorite ones. I always catch myself thinking that if Kat was me, I would immediately know what to do, and that it's ridiculous that she has those powers and doesn't naturally feel how to do it. It was always so obvious to me, how to feel the power literally coursing through you and how to release it to manipulate stuff telekinetically. What an idiot Kat must be, because she had to practice and revise this feeling.

I was staring at those doors, realizing that I can actually transfer this thought onto myself. All of these Tumblr-posts where bloggers tell you that you have the power flowing through your veins, that you are the god of your universe and that the 3D is your play-dough to knead, all of them have been so right and I have just been so stupid not to understand. I believed them. I knew they were right, but I never absorbed that quite as much as I should have. I know I am the goddess of my reality. That I make the decisions, that I see what I want to see and that there is nothing that compares to my power. I know that. WHY DON'T I JUST USE THAT??? That realization made me feel just like Kat. I have the power to shift. It is mine. My super-power, my specialty, my trick. Why don't I just do it? Why don't I just decide to do it? You know you can shift. Why aren't you shifting?

Only now I can see how blinded I was by overcomplicating shifting for myself. You are a natural. A born-with-this-gift-chosen-one. A goddamn God/Goddess. It's as organic, as real, as human, as Devine and as designed for you as it could be. You were created with this talent my dear reader! If you feel like the main character of a fantasy novel about supernatural beings with superpowers and shit, YOU FUCKING SHOULD BECAUSE THATS WHO YOU ARE. I fucking swear to you there is a reality in which people are watching shows or reading novels about shifters and them figuring out their powers, and there is a whole lot of drama and shit, and we are sitting here, literally experiencing it and acting all stupid and stuff because we can't figure out how to do what we were destined, designed and determined to do. There probably is someone who is watching us struggle and thinks to themselves: "You have the powers right at your hands just use them", how stupid of me to read it so many times, over and over and not take it as literal as it is.

As always I hope I was able to provide you with the help that you are looking for, and if never be too shy to ask me anything ❣️

and remember: You literally know you have shifting powers, JUST USE THEM!!!!

a lot of love and a big, big sorry to Katy Swartz

Evie <3

[augment-techs]

Write about a blackout + SPD Kids 👀

Here's the thing about living on the street for so long: you learn to spot when someone is not at all worth your time because they are totally untrustworthy, and you know when someone has been taken advantage of. Which is a big part of the reason why Z and Jack never imbibe in any sort of alcohol during celebration parties in the aftermath of big battles that could have been the end for all of them. SPD were the good guys, or tried to be the good guys; tried to do the right thing. But with absolute power and authority comes the revelation that some people hide their truest selves under a thin veneer of being charismatic or 'hard but fair' when they're actually sociopaths or narcissists on a power trip. Case in point: both of them have had to bail out a fellow teammate at least once from getting taken advantage of from someone else in the department. Higher officials, fellow trainees, a fan that had only signed up to get closer to B Squad. Syd was the most memorable for Z, because on some level she thought the blonde should have known better. She'd joined the SPD to get away from her fame and family expectations, but she couldn't see vapid compliments and too much presumptuous hand or shoulder touching as a red flags. True, she was a sucker for being flattered, even by some guy that hadn't even finished up the ranks to join D Squad, but Z was red in the face and fully disgusted by the time the little snake made his move. And by then he'd had three clones on him and Z had been shoving a glass of salt in water down Syd's throat; a fourth clone holding a bucket so the smaller Ranger could puke up the little translucent pill that would have looked kind of beautiful if Z didn't know what it was. She'd taken Syd to their shared room while the clones dragged the fucker to Doggie directly, all four of them explaining about old-school drugging and memory loss of the victim and how carrying even one pill was a felony and, "Oh, the bruises? No, he didn't have thought earlier, but that's what happens when you trip into the buffet table." Then of course there was that time the both of them had to take care of poor Bridge when he got into a drinking game with some of C Squad. Perfectly harmless, perfectly friendly, perfectly on the up and up since all of B Squad were participating--except. Except Bridge had a food sensitivity to the crappy beer they'd gotten for the occasion. He'd only had the one bottle and...well. Z and Jack could safely say they had never seen someone throw up that much. They stopped counting after the fifth time and just lifted the poor Green--huh, new pun joke--over their heads like ants picking up a stick and fucking ran for the hospital wing. Jack's worst time being sober, though, was handling Sky in the aftermath of an enemy who could change faces sneaking in after Piggy said something he shouldn't have, after he'd sold something he really shouldn't have, and Sky fell like a tree in the middle of having a simple conversation about getting up early in the morning for training when Jack was trying so very hard to encourage him to relax. Oh, the irony. Of course, yes, Sky did end up "resting" in bed for three days, but it wasn't exactly relaxing since he kept waking up screaming, having no idea where he was, had Kat and Boom trying to take care of him while the other Rangers tracked down the fucker that got to their Blue; and then only really went into a calming supine position when Jack had enough and parked on top of him like an oversized cat. Sky still didn't remember anything when the crap had made its way through his system and he was clear eyed and groggy on the fourth day to find not just Jack parked on top of him, but Z as well. More weight, less flopping around, less waking up terrified. A totally Kodak Moment if there ever was one--which Syd and Bridge were totally okay taking advantage of with their phone cameras when Blue, Yellow, and Red all woke up to turn various shades of what Syd called, "Blush and Bashful."

[lenniharrisonsims]

Sooo I thought about just answering this and having fun thinking about what each cover would be like, but then thinking about it turned into too much fun, and I decided to actually just make the covers. It took over a week cause my computer is slow but I had fun so, I don't care that I'm posting late 😅

(Shout out to @bridgeportbritt who had the same idea and posted hers first😉 we love ❤)

I really enjoyed doing research into reach magazine's aesthetics, layouts, fonts, and types of poses their cover models usually do. It was a really interesting experiment and honestly would love to do something like this again.

Vogue: Ophelia

I feel like I'm always trying to find the balance between giving Ophelia a unique style that's entirely hers, and also keeping it somewhat aligned with the arbitrary "protocol" rules I have in my head for how royals should dress. So I let her be a true fashionista and rock the cover of Vogue 😉

Sports Illustrated: Kacie

Aside from the swimsuit covers that have ladies in bikinis, (which I feel like didn't really fit any of my characters) SI features current athletes in action in whatever field it is that they are professionals in. The only active athlete I have in my story is Countess Kacie, who is still a member of the Royal Ballet.

Time: Kat

This felt obvious. Time's Person of the Year issue is always talked about, and the British royals (who are heavy inspiration for my story) have been featured numerous times. So it felt like the obvious choice to put Kat, the Simsdom's first ever female ruler, and the Person of the Year.

People: Lulu & Leo

While People has a mix of uplifting and negative stories about the Royal Family, the majority were positive, and most featured "inside scoops" of their daily lives. There was one in particular that featured the Prince and Princess of Wales right after they had Princess Charlotte that talked about their "lovely little family" that I drew inspiration from here.

Forbes: Yue

Forbes "30 Under 30" is also a popular issue looked forward to every year, so I started there, and of course my mind immediately went to Yue, who's been innovating in the digital design space, and who won Creator of the Year in my story so.... I couldn't not put Yue on Forbes. It's where she belongs 😉

Women's Health: Megan

Megan felt like another obvious choice for Women's Health, because a lot of the articles featured on the covers were about healthy recipes, workout plans, and "how to lose weight fast!" and while I don't find that to be a particularly healthy mindset, I thought the best way to go about it would be to feature an actual Doctor. Megan is a pediatric surgeon, not a dietition, but she knows a thing or two about keeping your body healthy lol

Men's Health: Matt

For Men's Health, a lot of the cover models were older gentlemen, late 30s/40s and up, so instead of featuring one of the young guys in my story, I decided to use the Empire's Dad 😉😂 one of his in-game traits is athletic, and every time I open my game, he's working out or swimming, so I've just had in my head that when he's not on engagements for the Empire, he's in the gym, keeping his body fit lol.

Us Weekly: Ben & Taylor

Just like how People Magazine's covers about the Royals tended toward positive, Us Weekly's covers about Royals in particular more often than not tended toward the negative. So I decided to throw in a scandalous tabloid cover that discusses some definitely untrue rumors about Ben and Taylor. Or are they? 👀

Anyways, this was so much fun to do, thank you so much for including me in this ask. Genuinely this was a blast, and I'm really proud of my work 🥰

[ecoamerica]

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[luckyqueenreign]

Hiiii Bestie!!!

This gonna be the looongest message I have ever written (sorry for my mistake in advance) but it’s been a long time since something pissed me off more than this game. It should be a joy, and the last few episodes are just a joke.

I restarted the game and started playing right from the start. And I had a really good time. Even Dana was great from the start, despite the whole thing with Suresh, I really felt she would be such a BFF for MC. Same thing with Kat. I tried to ignore Suresh and tried with Alfie, but it didn't work 😂 I commitmend to Alfie, but after the kiss I kew I will go for Suresh or Finn.

And this is where it all starts. All that fighting with Kat, Arlo and Alfie didn’t amuse me anymore. Everyone started treating MC as an enemy. Like she is the one who cheated. Dana started behaving, and Casa came. It got worse than the time when everyone found out MC wanted to propose.

Right now, I think I need to take a break from playing. I had a way in my head, I knew who MC would end up with and stuff. But right now, I feel like FB is unfortunately playing with us and forgetting everything that happened before. Where’s that Alfie who said MC was the only one Suresh was, who was sure to get her back, where are the FRIENDS? I am just disappointed.

Anyway, I’m gonna look here again (probably everyday) because you make my day better and your work here is amazing. And sorry for writting this as anonim, but I am just shy and all lol.

Thank u for everything and I hope u had a great day ❤

bestie😭 💖🥰💕 you're so right that this game should be a joy and rn its anything but 😭😭 ya girl is going through it!! IDK how long you've been following me but ive been making excuses for Suresh for WEEKS and it's getting SO HARD. to the point where im like woah im getting second hand embarrassment! my only saving grace is that ive created so many fan fics for him I feel like my suresh lives in another world entirely different to FB's Suresh.

Im EXTREMELY disappointed in the mistreatment of frankly all of the characters this season. so I totally understand you needing to take a little break!! take all the time you need, the game will always be there!! I will say I know it may not seem like it now but I do think Alfie is end game if you want him back. If you did the Eddie Gem Scene you found out the Alfie secret he tells you that he still has feelings for you! So food for thought. I dont think we'll get Suresh until the end 😭 and Finn honestly almost made me jump ship this week if u did his gem scene, he was very sweet and he gave me the attention I needed.

Dont be sorry about being anon!!! ill take all the nice anons lol

have a great day babe 💖💕🥰

[randoimago]

Hi, I'm in a self indulgent mood. So I decided to just do this whole list for fun! Here is the link to the Ask Game.

I'll add all my answers and such under the cut so it's not just a wall of text in your face!!

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

I don't have any but I do have a few I really want. I'd love a d20 on my wrist, my mom and brother's birthdays on like a scroll with extra space (so I can put any kids I might have on it), and a full moon over a waxing crescent. I'd probably let my mom and brother pick a tattoo for me to get as well.

💚 - What’s your favourite colour?

Green and blue have always been colors I've loved since I was little. As I've gotten older, I really grew to love pink and yellow too. I do prefer the lighter shades (and I find pastels v cute). While I mostly did my blog theme for like Valentine's day, I would say rn pink is def my favorite.

🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?

Baked potato 🥰 it has to be my favorite food. Potatoes are just godsend and baked potatoes? Hell yes

🕰 - What time is it where you are rn?

As if right now, it's 8:50pm. No idea what time it'll be when I post this.

🌟 - What is your zodiac sign?

Scorpio! Nov. 11th is my birthdate. Although wasn't there like a new zodiac sign that was introduced a few years ago? I think technically my zodiac should be that one, but I think I want to keep Scorpio.

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

Accents are so cute you guys. I'd probably go with the lighter, airy Irish accent.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I have a couple small ones on my hands due to burns while cooking (the amount of times I've been splashed by oil 😅)

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

I took the test just cause I don't know how much it changed from the last time I did it. I got INTP: The Logician. It's interesting cause I think every time I've done the test, it's swapped between INTP and INFP

🥀 - Favourite animated movie?

Oof. It's probably between Coraline, Spirited Away, and The Corpse Bride.

📺 - Favourite show?

Critical Role (webshow), Madoka Magica (anime), Teen Titans (cartoon)

😂 - Are you ticklish?

Yep! I don't know how ticklish tho since it's been a while since anyone has tried tickling me. I know I was v ticklish as a baby child but now I think it's mostly my feet that are ticklish.

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Absolutely! I'd love to be married some day and have kids. Or if I somehow end up really rich, I might adopt. I mostly want to be a mom. But if I can find someone that can deal with me then I'd like to marry too!

😳 - Do you like your name?

I didn't when I was younger but since becoming an adult and applying for jobs (since you have to use your full name and not a nickname), it's really grown on me. Yeah Kat isn't my real name, but I enjoy it v much as a nickname.

💙 - What colour is your bedroom?

It's a fucking green screen Green. I wasn't around when my room was being painted and my mom mentioned being afraid it'd be too bright. But hey, at least I have a green screen whenever I want to clear space and do weird stuff.

🤓 - How did you get your name?

Ooh so without giving away my whole name, my initials are due to a bet my dad made (some thing was being named and my initials were one of the options, which won). One of my middle names is because my mom's aunt (my great aunt) was a nun and so she couldn't have kids so my mom named me after her (she was my favorite aunt, I very much miss her ❤️). My first name is based on a character from my dad's favorite book.

🎓 - When did/do you graduate?

2018 was when I finished High School. I haven't done college yet just cause I want to save up money and see if I can figure myself out a bit first before doing that.

🍄 - Do you have/want any piercings?

Man I'd love to get piercings but when I first got my ears pierced, they swelled up real badly in like 2 days. I know I have real sensitive skin, but I thought real metals wouldn't affect me that badly. Boy I was wrong. So for now I'll just longingly look at facial jewelry and sigh.

👀 - What colour are your eyes?

Hazel! Depending on what I wear they can look more on the green side.

👱🏻‍♀️ - What is your go to hairstyle?

Pixie cut! I don't have an exact style of pixie, I don't know that much about hair 😅 but I love getting pixie cuts.

🥂 - Have you ever drank underage?

Yes. Never anything good though since it was mostly beer or whatever was being drank due to the holiday.

🍾 - Have you ever gotten drunk?

Nope! I've been tipsy but I always get super tired when I drink so I haven't been able to stay awake long enough to get drunk (which I always do around people I trust, not to worry anyone!)

😱 - What’s your biggest fear?

Claustrophobia. I can probably deal with it better if I'm around someone I really trust so they can help calm me down. This one might be more niche, but being eaten when I'm in some body of water terrifies the shit out of me. I'm decent at swimming, but there's no way in hell I'm going to outswim anything that wants to eat me.

🥵 - Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

God I hate both of them so much. I prefer cold weather so I can bundle up and be comfy. But I'd rather be too hot. Maybe I can sweat off some of my water weight 🙃

🌦 - What’s your favourite weather?

If I don't have to go anywhere, I love the rain. It's just so soothing and a good time. I also love the sound of thunder. I still love rain even if I have to go somewhere, but I'd prefer lighter rain and hopefully it's not cold out while it's raining.

🍂 - What’s your favourite season?

Autumn/Fall. It's just cozy and the vibes are immaculate.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

I am an animal lover so this is tricky. I've been really into pigs lately. They're v cute and I'd love a little piggy (good for hiding bodies too).

🐶 - Do you have any pets?

I mean, I'm not shy about sharing my babies. I have three cats and a dog. I have a few chickens too but I wouldn't really count them as pets.

😴 - What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Back when I was in high school, I could go a couple nights without sleep. But now, I am an old lady with my sleep schedule.

🎨 - Any hobbies?

Besides the obvious, I can loom knit (well I can make an octopus and that's it) but I've made so many for friends and family. It's v fun although I got a new knitting needle and have stabbed myself so many times cause it's ungodly sharp.

🛩 - If travelling was free, where’s the first place you’d go?

I'm overthinking this and that's the issue. If traveling was free then I know I'd be on some waiting list to travel some places because everyone will want to go (trips to Japan would take years). Honestly, I'd probably go to Texas because I have a very good friend that lives there. We've been online friends since I was in middle school and so I really would like to meet her IRL

🎇 - What’s your most searched thing on Google?

Haven't looked yet but I'm nervous laughing because it could be so many things. The amount of times I've looked up "What happens to a body in these conditions..." 😅

I'm dumb, my most recent thing is the MBTI test since I retook it for this

📱 - Favourite app on your phone?

I don't have that many apps on my phone tbh. Webtoons is probably the one that gets used the most (I do have the tumblr app but I much prefer browser). I guess I'd have to go with Discord tho just cause it's how I communicate with friends and there's many fun memories there.

🤠 - Are you more of a city person or a country person?

I live in the country right now and while I love all the open space and there being no rules about what I can and can't do, I do miss being able to go out and do stuff in the city. If I lived in a city that doesn't require driving to get to places then I'd be city girl 100%. So I'll have to go with country just because driving scares me (well other people driving scares me, especially in the city. Everyone is chill driving in the country).

[bkdotblog]

High Stakes and Friendship Breaks, S3 E11

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 3 Episode 11 Recap

My Title: "The Heather Black Eye Reveal Episode"

My rating: 5 out of 7 budget Marilyns

Support for Lisa Barlow: Very strong

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How in Goddess' name are we only on Day 2 of San Diego?

Meredith is making eggs. Good Angie, Whitney, and Lisa lounge by or in the pool, talking about how Jen's behavior was unacceptable and also Heather is being a bitch for no reason. It's nice to know that the schisms formed in the last episode have survived the weeklong programming break and remained intact. Will Jen or Heather answer for their crimes?

Lisa leaves to go eat a single Kit Kat. Best Frenemies Forever Good Angie and Jen convene in the master bedroom. They are unintentionally matching, as is their tendency.

Meanwhile Heather is talking to Lisa in the kitchen. Heather points out that Jen has a toxic relationship with nearly every member of the cast, and a short montage plays to confirm that Jen has cussed each one out on camera. (Except Whitney!) Then Heather breaks down a bit and acknowledges how fractured her relationship with Jen has become.

Speaking to God or Jen Shah, Heather asks for "a little bit of grace," as she has done in nearly every episode of this season.

(Heather also acknowledges that she and Lisa usually bear the brunt of Jen's rage. Hopefully that means she will begin to treat Lisa with respect in mixed company, but I doubt it!)

Let's go to the beach! each!

The sprinter van proceeds to the destination without incident.

It seems somebody (Jen using Angie's credit card?) booked a service that sets up chairs, organizes a picnic, and is staffed by two indentured musical theatre majors for their day a la plage. It looks fun!

The ladies separate into two teams to play games and it almost goes well. When time is called on the sandcastle building contest, Yellow Team Captain Whitney runs over to Team Blue (Heather, Jen, Angie) and demolishes their build. This prompts Jen to bowl into Whitney during the sack race. Bubble soccer is basically sumo wrestling mediated by enormous plastic armor — Danna body slams Jen and Heather to the ground. Team Yellow Wins, and Team Blue has a hissy fit. But there is no verbal argument to follow, probably because the ladies left it all in the ring.

Some of the women go surfing while Jen, Heather, and Lisa sojourn to the boardwalk for lite bites and confrontation.

Jen apologizes for her yacht behavior in abstract. (In specific: She yelled at Lisa, pushed her, threw a crudité platter into the sea and called it a charcuterie board, and then fell asleep.) The night before she did not even recall any of it, and I'd wager that she still doesn't, but wants to move on.

(The other insane thing Jen did last episode — defenestrating Angie's $1,500 shoes like they were a charcuterie board — appears to be forgiven and forgotten.)

Hedda's turn! Jen is mad that Heather is still friends with Bad Angie; Heather is mad that Jen was talking shit about her in Whitney's enormous hot tub.

(I didn't understand the scale of Whitney's hot tub until this episode. It's a small heated pool!)

Jen denies talking shit in the hot tub. (She was talking shit in the hot tub!)

Heather tries to describe how it feels to be Jen's friend: "The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's ass every day."

Jen says: "You flip-flop so much, you should be wearing flip-flops!" Sick burn, nana!

The tension is building like the Empire State. As it always is, when you're dealing with Jen! Heather is describing to Jen how she tends to escalate the situation, using three solid examples from the previous 36 hours. Heather also notes to us, the viewers, in her confessional that she can see Jen running out of viable beef, signaling either her departure from the conversation or her upping the ante 1000 degrees.

Can you guess which way she went?

You're absolutely right—great guess! In the raspy, furious baritone to which we have unfortunately become attuned, Jen scream-admits that she attempted suicide after finding out about the @shahexposed finstagram. And then she departs the conversation, taking her drink to a table in the back.

[BK's Take: I do not find Jen Shah to be trustworthy in any domain. However, we have no good reason not to believe her when she tells Heather and Lisa that she "almost committed suicide, tried to", that she locked herself in the bathroom, that Coach Shah had to break down the door, and that she spent two days in the hospital following the episode. It was a very shocking moment for all present and me, not least because it was Jen's response to Heather asking, once again, if she can't be friends with Angie H. I am very sorry to Jen and her family.]

[For many reasons!]

Jen's admission causes Heather and Lisa to drop their arguments and rally to her side, tending to her in the manner of a wounded bird. But not before Heather and Lisa privately confer: Yes, Jen is psychotic, but let's just shower her with love when she's in the room.

Jen and her emotional support Mormons board the sprinter van bound for Chez Angie, while the surfing women (remember them?) do the same. Tonight's the Marilyn Monroe party, ladies — and Whitney brought the Amazon wigs!

Am I a philistine, or is this a crudité board (no meats or cheeses)? Please let me know in the comments.

The ladies Monroe sit down [BK's Take: Danna is most Marilyn, Heather is best look, Lisa is soooo mother and I love her, Jen brought the only wig that cost more than $28.99 but it's so wrong and looks out of place] and are convivial for about eight seconds. Meredith asks Heather, Jen, and Lisa about their lunch, which prompts silence. It seems at first like they will speak only in abstract and quickly moves on, but Whitney makes the fatal error of asking a follow-up question.

Jen snaps. "Since you wanna go digging," "Since you're so inquisitive," YEAH, I tried to SUICIDE over ANGIE HARRINGTON'S HUSBAND'S FINSTAGRAM.

Whitney is in more than the hot seat -- she is practically splayed out across the crudite platter, and about to be served raw to Jen Shah! (What did we think of that joke? Again, let me know in the comments. And thank you to my readers—both of you!)

What happens next is very sad, but also very satisfying. Maybe a little bit like eating too much ice cream. Slowly, one by one, the women take Whitney to task for her role in spreading baseless rumors and occasionally true but inflammatory knowledge. Example of the former: Talking about Lisa giving sex favors for free Utah Jazz tickets. Example of the latter: parroting back to Heather what Jen said in her seasize hot tub.

Even Meredith, who has been jingling decoratively all episode, opens her mouth against the Wild Rose! (Whit implicated Meredith in spreading the Jizz for Jazz rumors.) Whitney keeps propping up new defenses for each angry housewife, but none of them hold up. She would be better off annihilating them all in one caustic confession, Shah-style!

I do have to hand it to her when she tells Meredith that she's sorry if she betrayed her trust, but Meredith DID talk that shit about Lisa. And Whitney remembers that day perfectly because Meredith was so boring: Whitney made them do dishes because just talking was so awkward.

As if making anything remotely close a point, Whitney explains that she KNEW Meredith wanted to talk shit when she walked in the door, and that's why they had to do the dishes...?

Whitney literally says: "I'm a vibes girl."

Lisa interjects to say that we've all made mistakes, but then Whitney doubles down on "accountability." So then Heather takes the opportunity to say to Jen, can you be accountable for what you said about me in the huge enormous hot tub? And Jen masterfully says, Yes I can. It all started with Whitney saying she's taking a friend break from you...

This is news to Heather.

It's just like Don Draper said: If you don't like what they're saying, change the conversation!

From here on out Heather and Whitney engage in a verbal bout that goes nowhere but in the same circles. Whitney's fillings are hurt and she is processing trauma and Heather won't listen to her or treat her with grace. Heather, to Whitney's point, won't. She cannot even let Whitney land two complete sentences without interrupting her. Watching it is exasperating.

Heather keeps bringing Lisa into it, too. Why??

The conversation goes nowhere and then it's time to go somewhere else. Did anybody eat anything? Whatever. Jen Shah is like, let's go to a gay bar!

Tons of fun. Heather is hot on the mic being like "Fuck Whitney" !

The ladies return to the Airbnb with pizzas in hand. It's 2 AM — Jen and Heather are topless and running around. Lisa goes to bed, as does Whitney, both in good spirits. Jen, Heather, and ... Meredith? are laughing in various states of undress.

3 AM slumber party!

Wait holy shit. I had thought Bravo was adding time stamps to demonstrate just how loose the ladies were letting, but after 3:00, we start getting more minute updates -- who is going to bed at 3:12, who is walking down the corridor at 3:23 -- and then I realize that we are on the precipice of a moment I have waited for since the trailer for the season dropped:

Heather's Black Eye!!!!!!!!!!!!

At some point the cameras switch to the house's (extensive?) surveillance system. We see everybody go to bed, last (?) of all Heather, at 3:24, entering the casita where she is staying. Then, at 4:50, we see the door handle jiggle, and hear a knock, and see a Heather going to answer it. Who was on the other side?

Seven hours later Meredith is summoned to Heather's room. She takes off her sunglasses dramatically to reveal:

When I saw the Eye in the season trailer months ago, I thought it was some cosmetic reaction that was going to be played for laughs. But the fact that the show is telling the story like a full murder mystery has caught me by surprised, and now I'm hooked. Did somebody beat Heather up at 4:50 AM? Was it Lisa Barlow, or do we have a way we can blame Lisa Barlow for it?

That's why it's called BRAVO, folks. I'm clapping! Can't wait to tune in next week. Thanks for reading! -BK

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Gay Imagery:

This was Jen! I thought this was Heather when I screen grabbed. Anyway, it's Gay Imagery!

Maybe too good time of a girl, if you ask me!

[themultifandomgal]

Temptation Pt13

Temptation Masterlist

A new school year for us. Rose, Thomas and Emmett graduated last year so they get to stay at home. Alice, Jasper and leave the house and get in the car, Edward not far behind us. He goes up to Bella who is stood with her friends. Jasper, Alice and I are walking down the stairs when we spot Bella and Edward.

"Bella" Alice jumps over the railing, I give Jasper a look "happy birthday" Jasper and I walk down the stairs like normal people as Bella hushes Alice. The bell rings just as Alice gives Bella her birthday present

"I thought I said no presents"

"I've already seen you open it and guess what? you love it. You're gonna wear it tonight, our place"

"Alice has done a bit of decorating" I say

"A bit" Jasper mutters

"Come on please? it'll be fun" Jasper uses his mood control power to try and get Bella to say yes

"Ok, all right" Alice jumps up with excitement at Bella's reply

"Great. I'll see you at 7" Alice turns around and walks back to me and Jasper

"Jasper, no fair with the mood control thing" Jasper smiles

"Sorry Bella, happy..." Jasper sees Bella's face change "never mind" I walk away with the 2 vampires while Edward stays with Bella.

That evening Bella comes over, her and Edward disappear upstairs while Alice does 'the final touches'. Not long later she goes to get Bella and Edward. I stand next to Emmett, his arm around my waist

"Sorry about all this. We tried to rein Alice in" Carlisle and Esme walk over to Bella

"As you can see it didn't work" I smile at Bella

"Happy birthday Bella" Esme hugs Bella like she is apart of this family, and she is. Alice takes a picture of Bella and Esme

"I.. found it in your bag. Mind?"

"Dating and older woman. Hot" Emmett smirks

"Errm isn't Kat older than you" Rosalie frowns

"Yeah, by a year" Jasper comments

"Rosalie, you first" Alice gives Rose a packet, quickly Rose gives it to Bella

"It's a neckless, Alice picked it out"

"Thanks" Alice then drags Bella and Edward for a photo

"Ok our turn" I smile giving Bella a box which is empty

"Already installed it in your truck" Emmett says pulling me closer to him "finally a decent sound system for that piece of..." I cut him off by nudging him

"Hey, don't hate the truck" Bella replies making all of us laugh

"Open Esme and Carlisle's next"

"Just a little something to brighten your day"

"Yes, you've been looking kind of pale lately" Esme jokes. Bella attempts to open her present, but cuts her finger

"Ow, paper cut"a drop of blood drops on to the floor. I look over to Jasper, he struggles to contain himself and charges towards Bella. Before I know it, I smell more blood, Edward stupidly had pushed Bella into the piano causing her to break glass and cut herself more. Edward pushes Jasper away as I go over to Bella to check where she's hurt

"Jas, Jas, shhh, shhh it's ok" I look over and see Carlisle and Emmett holding Jasper "it's just a little... blood" I put pressure on Bella's arm as all the vampires turn to look at Bella

"Get Jasper out of here" Carlisle rushes over to us. Emmett takes Jasper out of the room

"I'm sorry, I can't" Alice shakes her head, she then walks out, Rose following her

"Kat go with them"

"You sure? blood doesn't bother me"

"I know thats why you need to go with them. Keep them all under control. Jasper will be upset and I doubt he will listen to anyone other than you right now" I nod my head and stand up "Edward go with her" both Edward and I leave the room.

We find everyone outside

"Lets go hunt" I suggest

"I need to tell her I'm sorry"

"She knows your sorry, but you can't go back in there"

"But..."

"Jasper, let's go hunt. Bella should be finished getting stitched up after we come back"

"She's right" Edward speaks up.

Later in the evening after we hunt, Edward is quick to take Bella home before Jasper has a chance to say sorry. When Edward returns he seems to have gone back to moping around, like he did before he found Bella

"We need to move" he suddenly says

"Why?" Emmett asks

"It's not safe for Bella"

"Just because of what happened?" I frown not understanding

"We have been here for a while anyway and I know a few of the other doctors have commented on how Carlisle hasn't gotten older. We can't stay here much longer anyway. It's safer for all of us" Edward then goes upstairs away from the rest of us

"So thats it then?" Rosalie says folding her arms

"He's made up his mind and you know Edward. Once he's made up his mind..." Carlisle sighs

"You can't change it. He's going to struggle with this, big time" I sigh finishing Carlisle's sentence

"I guess we start packing" Emmett makes his way upstairs. I follow him and open up my closet and get out a bag, putting as many of my clothes into this bag

"Do we even know where we're going?" I ask Emmett

"Carlisle will figure it out" we both finish packing rather quickly and head to our cars downstairs "I'll drive, you can sleep"

"You sure?" I ask

"Yeah, we can stop half way for food" I smile at Emmett and then lean up to kiss him

"Edward's going to need us. He's loosing his mate"

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