#hr sucks

[jimmybuffettdied]

Should say "now collecting applications."

My theory is that HR people just collect resumes like Pokemon cards and then they trade them with each other. The more common your name is, the less rare you are.

"I'll trade you three Mike's and two Joe's for your Rayquan."

"Are you crazy, I just made that name up for this example, it's super rare!"

[fanaticalthings]

just another night in gotham

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[geerambles]

It is with great pain that I give you the news that I was kicked out of my job.

Because I brought up that if I was included in the health care package the workplace would get some tax benefits

[fairycosmos]

why is being unemployed literally a full-time job. why have i spent all day doing stupid fucking online tests and tasks for possible employers

[foldingfittedsheets]

I literally texted my beloved and posted on tumblr that my interview went well.

Within half an hour I was convinced it has actually gone terribly and also panicking about picking one mattress place over the one I know better and being scared about trying to learn a new system while simultaneously being excited by the idea of having money again and also scared I won’t keep applying for rigging jobs when the industry picks up.

I’m just a meme of a guy slapping my roof and saying “this lil guy can fit so many anxieties!”

[kaereth]

Me wrow I'm so excited to finally have some more freetime for the next few weeks!

also me taking in a new 2 week old foster kitten suddenly:

[0xeyedaisy]

Me rn

[fearmeeeee]

hsr oc

[icantalk710]

Not a bad get from work's sample sale the other day tbh 😌

[syilcawrites]

final catch! 💞

inprnt

[ethmaron]

silver n gold

@9-volt-heart chose blue for the streaks so if u dont like it take it up w him

[alukaforyou]

aaaa @motherish in new york :D we had soooo much fun💕 she got me this dbz book?!? and i did another tattoo for her! check out the 6 months heal on baby goku heh🐉

we went to anime nyc i was mainly looking for jjk and csm merch, there was sooooo many good things! saw a surprising amount of vocaloid stuff too :0 legs hurt sooo much after walking the artist alley ^_T 💸💸💸

i found a place where you can order soysauce marinated crabs directly from korea 1 day shipping it was SOOOO GOOOODDD sushi and i TORE THAT SHIT UPP 🦀 we were toooo obsessed with it 😵‍💫

🧛🏻‍♀️ then we looked thru my vampire knight artbook & fanbook from 1928199 yrs ago when i was Obsessed w that series, the amount of lore / plot i remembered was crazeeee the art for vampire knight still looks sooooooo pretty 🫨✨

the trip was tooo short but sooo fun it was amazing to see sushi again aaa meeting online friends irl...........🥹💗💕💖🩷

[fizzytoo]

not a single person is getting work done in this office

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Some of the roughest patches of my life have always given way to some of the most joyful periods of creation. I feel myself on the verge of one such breakthrough which is great! But also means I may need to turn down a store manager position to get there which is a bitter pill to swallow

[martyrbat]

batman and superman: world's finest #6

[ID: Bruce Wayne talking to Clark Kent at the Daily Planet. He tells him, “Sorry I couldn't get here any sooner, Clark. Wanted to fly in, but...” Clark quickly reassures him, “Not a problem, Bruce. You did everything humanly possible... and this is a lot easier than some of the other times — now that we know how to, um, get in touch with each other. Thanks for coming all the way to Metropolis.” They shake hands in the crowded office as Bruce dismisses the trouble, “Least I could do, since your article will commemorate our old friend Harrison Gray — the fifth anniversary of his death. And you've come to Gotham often enough before...” Lois Lane, who overheard them because they're having a private conversation in a public space, turns from her computer to look up at Clark surprised. She asks, “You've been to Gotham, Clark — more than once? What in the world for?” Clark nervously excuses, “Oh, you see, Lois, there's, um, there's actually quite a few... Tourist attractions! Yes, and...” END ID]

[clonememesfrikyeah]

For all my fanfic writers and consumers, imagine: a readerXAlpha-17 fic where reader has such a creative sailors mouth that some of the diabolical things they say to people has A-17 gasping in horror and clutching his pearls