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I've decided that Ava Silva
despises Spongebob.
Why?
For the plot of her villain annoys heroine until she falls in love with him, of course.

#ch2 of atsbb is going slowly but i'm picking at it i even finally wrote skeleton dialogue for the black mass#at some point she should show adriel an ep of spongebob it'd be the only time she had a good time because he nearly has a meltdown#warrior nun#warrior nun fandom#warrior nun fanfiction#ava silva#warrior nun headcanons#adriel#ava x adriel#avadriel#otp#heroine x villain#diary pages#writing journal#everyone remember ava's bi and so am i#it's the fate of the heroine to fall in love with the villain#and the sea became blood#warrior nun biblical au#tbh the black mass isn't dialogue just adriel leading the mass and the satanists answering him#i still have to translate it to latin#ava has good sense that's why hates spongebob#i hate spongebob everyone should hate spongebob
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it's come to my attention that my personality is too childish and I get made fun of for the same shit by everyone and I'm so fucking tired of it
#i dont want to change myself but everyone makes fun of me for being goofy and quirky and im fucking sick of it#i just wanna be who i am without feeling embarrassed#i dont wanna ve alive rn i hate this feeling i hate hating myself and i hate being made fun of by other people bc jts funny to them#it aint funny to me and im just sitting here drinking watching spongebob womdering if i should just off myself eventually#m.
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Magic after running from one new authority figure to another so he can shed responsibility from his actions when his consequences catch him anyway: 🥺
#the amount of big sad ol nervous puppydog magic eyes ive seen in episode one season 2 ALONE ??#when he whimpered and whined for that lady to at least finish him off after she stopped bcs the cast was giving her rug burn lol#he just Gets things that no one else does#and doesnt get what everyone else does#he is the triumphs and the tribulations of a leo and i hate him i hate him i hate him so bad#i need someone to kiss his lil slope nose ugh im sorry yall but uhmm SOMEBODY needs to create a winning time#fanfic tag like PLEASE#ALSO I THINK HE WAS WATCHING ISIAH ON TV. REAL. ISIAH MOMENT#a little red jersey man with curly hair...... omg u guys.#MY CRUMBS!!!#i feel like spongebob pointing at himself poking out a bit in the commercial#ZEKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#( replayed old basketball footage bcs he doesnt have an actor yet but we can excuse this with magic just watching on a tv for some reason )#early jealousy plot in action WHEN??? HUH!!#anyways i think uhmm norm magic kareem and cooper should have a foursome that starts as survival then ends soft#and then i think uhmmm magic isiah michael pippen should have one while dennis watches in the corner like a weird critter#who occasionally comes up to touch a butt sometimes#sorry sorry ill put a cap on my truth#the world is not ready#fhe world is not ready.....#bill laimbeer and isiah have s*x while dennis watches secretly fanfiction written by dennis
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Could you write what the toys would do while y/n is at work? New home sweet home au It is very good. As a Brazilian follower, I love your writings.
(I can absolutely. And thanks for liking my writing, I honestly didn't think my au would be this popular)
Basically it sums up to this.
Y/n: "well what do you guys do when I'm normal gone?"
The toys: "wait for you to get back."
But mostly stay in the house or go play in the big backyard, do regular chores or something like that as y/n got out their old consoles plus they can watch TV all they want but as long as they don't break anything like the tv once because Doey got angry once and accidentally broke it. (I've also been watching to many of INUbis smiling critters animations and love watching them. Also like to think that's what the smiling critters look like in their small forms because I believe they can change their sizes like how catnap did in the game for his nightmare form but that might be because of the red smoke. But my point still stands.) dogday basically checks the window near the door to check if it's y/n coming back home after work but gets sad when it isn't like bro is that image of SpongeBob excited looking out the window to see y/n come back home. There's nothing much to do in the house other than that.
During the winter seasons, Doey likes to stay inside but can go outside to play in the snow (but in multiple thick jackets and big snow boots with a scarf) but gets upset that he can't be outside of so long in the show like everyone else (boogey bot can't because rust and the snow messing with the electrics) but y/n does try to make him feel better. Harleys being a who he is, doesn't come out of his room, he doesn't like the stink eyes he gets when being out of his room and that yarnaby prefers to be around y/n more and not being in control of Harley so yeah. Harley hates the cold, hates the heat and basically hates everything but his complaining won't get him anything so he stays silent.
Plus I do imagine when it's dinner or something. Y/n makes this system of voting for meals (if the ingredients haven't been eaten by picky piggy) and sometimes the toys disagree with each other and once bubba went to y/n with a briefcase and all and basically sets up a whole presentation on why tonights dinner should be lasagna and not meatloaf. Plus y/n puts a lot of work into their meals plus they have to make two dishes because some eat more food than others (Harley doesn't really eat nor does boogey but boogey bot gets a seat at the table and Harley being him, doesn't attend but sometimes he does but stays quiet most of the time)
I do imagine y/n is significantly more stronger after being able to rest fully and get proper food and water in their system. Cause y/n is strong on the factory when basically sleep deprived, hungry and thirsty but not like bro is 10x's stronger and it's scary cause like y/n can basically now carry a fridge full of food with some easy but like a solid 2 minutes but can fully carry those heavy TV's from like the 90's with ease and is slowly getting stronger.
Also totally imagining icky licky due to his personality. He challenged y/n to a arm wrestle and of course y/n beats him over and over again but icky is a sore loser and keeps going even if his shoulder and arm really hurts and y/n isn't even putting their full strength into it. This went on for a hour and y/n decided to let icky win cause it wouldn't stop unless they did that.
(Hope you like my yap session. Please if you like this and want more please don't feel shy and request any ideas for stories or y/n's. But for now please stay safe and drink water!)
#yandere x male reader#x male reader#yandere x reader#yandere x you#x gn reader#yandere x gn reader#yandere x darling#male reader#poppy playtime x male reader#yandere poppy playtime#poppy playtime horror game#poppy playtime#poppy playtime x reader#new home sweet home au
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So I've been following your stuff for like a week or so, but scrolling through your art, posts, and ao3 fanfic, and you really sold me on this how Cheese Melt AU (and Danny Phantom in general). The Dynamic is just too precious/chaotic to not love! So I want to ask the following: If you could've traveled back in time (ba-dum-tss!) and somehow be lucky enough to be a part of the Danny Phantom development since like, Season 1...how would you have handled Danielle & Vlad's family bond? Would it have been more in line with your Season 3 rewrite AU? Or would you take a gamble and plant seeds, convince execs not to cut off it's lifeline for Spongebob or something, and try to get "Girl out of Time" as a Sequel/Spin-off show? (I also image due to copyright, Jem would become something like: Gem and the Projections. I'd figure it would be somewhat fun to come up with parody names for those characters) Either way, super excited to see any and all future posts! Have a wonderful day!
Hi and thanks for enjoying my silly AUs! That's a very interesting question and the answer to which fix it AU would I prefer to be canon ultimately comes down to my actual opinion of Danielle's introduction episode, Kindred Spirits. I don't necessarily hate the episode, but my issues with it amount to it 1) being extremely rushed and 2) it treating the characters, particularly Vlad and Danielle, very shallowly.
My opinion of Vlad's canon Kindred Spirits characterization is very mixed. I do largely consider him to be out of character in that episode, based solely on the grounds that there's no way that Vlad wouldn't crumple like wet tissue paper in Danielle's presence. He's too cringefail to not get emotionally outsmarted by his own creation. He'd been a largely comedic villain up to that point, he regularly was defeated by children less than half his age. It would have totally been within the realm of possibility for him to become so attached to Dani that he abandons the "perfect clone" plot, and it would have opened doors for characterization and a narrative role that would be more consistent with the softer side of the character that was seen in Maternal Instinct and The Ultimate Enemy. The problem is that Danny Phantom's writers wanted to do a clone story without it having any long-term consequences, so Dani had to go and Vlad's familial motivations went with her.
HOWEVER. Even though my general stance is that Vlad is out of character in Kindred Spirits, there's another part of me that's comfortable saying he was very in character. This is where I recognize that the writers were attempting to take Vlad's character in a darker, more serious direction, and that's something I honestly don't have a problem with. He's selfish and egotistical, and it's fine to focus on those destructive traits and take the angsty route with his relationship with Dani. The issue is that the writers weren't consistent with what sort of villain they were trying to write. His only significant appearances after KS were Eye For an Eye, Infinite Realms, Torrent of Terror, D-Stabilized, and Phantom Planet. Torrent of Terror in particular felt almost like a true return to Vlad's sillier early-season characterization, and then in his following appearance D-Stabilized tried to convince everyone it was in character and tonally consistent for him to attempt to gleefully murder his own daughter.
I would be much more accepting of Vlad's canon KS characterization if D-S wasn't its sequel. There's a lot that could have been done in a follow up episode to explore Vlad & Dani's broken relationship; instead they opted to drain Vlad of every last remaining drop of nuance and likability so they could make Dani his hapless victim again. Truly a wonderful, satisfying continuation of both characters that definitely isn't shallow or boring or mean-spirited. (They obviously should have had Dani time travel to the 1980s and dadify Vlad in the past; that way we could have had a better KS sequel and a Masters of All Time palate cleanser all in one ;P)
Anyway, if I could make either Girl Out of Time or the season 3 rewrite AU canon, it would most likely be the latter. The rewrite provides a wider opportunity to explore what their father-daughter dynamic might have been like within the confines of canon, and it has the added plus of having the rest of the cast present and available for comment. Thanks for the ask and for letting me ramble! <3
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i showed my sister the equestria girls movies last week because i needed a win and these were her thoughts:
equestria girls:
"sunset, you've gotta wait till your goons are gone before code-switching"
"sunset knows she's a horse so being with flash is kinda weird"
"don't like snips and snails"
"pan rainbow dash?" (i asked if she had any thoughts on their human designs and that was it, idk what to tell ya)
"why are the people colored in this reality?"
"why is rarity british?" (overall thought about the whole franchise)
"when did we fucking ask him? nobody asked him to join" (about flash playing guitar during the cafeteria song)
^but yeah she didn't really vibe with flash but she found the "one no would've been fine" line funny
"laughter" "no, it's insanity"
"i didn't know there was another way" "i don't give a fuck"
rainbow rocks:
"why is the moon, cheese?"
"i like the names. in case you weren't sure this was about music" (said during the opening credits when it showed the dazzlings)
"to be fair, you did ruin everything" (towards sunset)
"somebody needs to slap rainbow"
she really wanted to protect fluttershy, i could tell
she also wasn't necessarily loving flash x twilight during the first movie but definitely wasn't after he made twilight cry so-
friendship games:
"great, a murder board"
"why are you keeping tabs [on chs]? maybe you should focus on your other students" (towards cinch)
"what do you think i should do?" "you should keel over and die"
"sugarcoat, just stab me in the heart, why don't you"
"she looks like she belongs in spongebob, derogatory" (about cinch)
"twilight is doing disney knees"
"cinch is a bitch, cinch is a bitch. cinch is a winch, cinch is a winch" (said in a sing-songy way)
"why's this bitch singin'?" (again about cinch)
"we want what we deserve" "who said you deserve it, you fucking bitch?"
can you tell she hates cinch??
also made a couple jokes about how cadence and luna seemed like girlfriends in all of their scenes together (which was actually really valid)
legend of everfree:
"what do y'all do?" (towards celestial and luna)
"[the opening credits sequence] is gonna be at the bottom because it's giving me home by phillip phillips"
"and this is my brother, timber spruce" "TERRY?" (as in terry from tdp, which is where i got the cargo shorts thing from, so let's all thank my sister)
seemed to not be the biggest fan of sci-twi x timber ("just timber!")
"do we have watches!? cause they've mentioned time twice" "the sun dial" "but it's gonna be dark, she said it doesn't work at night!" (funny conversation that doesn't work in hindsight because they apparently had their phones with them the whole time)
"i don't know why but i'm getting trans from rainbow, cause everyone else is drawn with boobs and she's not. in that shot at least"
"if i see a man coming out of the woods, i think he's just buried a body"
"that's a disgusting design i'm sorry" (about gloriosa's villain look)
"sorry i thought he was going to kill his sister, he saw the ax and i thought he was just gonna- this is a children's movie. just for a split second"
part 2 magical movie night thoughts
#red quotes are her exact words#white/black quotes are the characters words#blue quotes is me (because i just had to talk that one time i guess)#no i don't know why she didn't say much for rainbow rocks don't ask#also really love how i was battling with a weird streaming service to show her#and then just now i was able to find them fully uploaded onto youtube#so that's nice and great and terrific#my little pony#my little pony equestria girls#equestria girls#mlp eqg#rainbow rocks#friendship games#legend of everfree#twilight sparkle#sci twi#sunset shimmer#flash sentry#rarity#fluttershy#rainbow dash#snips mlp#snails mlp#the dazzlings#principal cinch#abacus cinch#sugarcoat mlp#princess cadence#princess luna#princess celestia
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i think everyone of those stupid fucking fish that ever made spongebob cry should be filleted. and since it’s honesty hour, i fucking hate patrick… he’s a two-faced, conniving, BACKSTABBING JERKWAD.
#it’s 4 in the morning#i just needed to get this out#goodnight everyone except patrick star and that fuck ass bitch from the kk pizza episode#kit yaps
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You fucked up again. Just when Harry thinks you've learned from your mistakes, you go and do something ten times as devious. Which is why he's giving you that same glazed over look, the one where he's concocting severe punishments. It's not anger, it's almost exhaustion. It's giving, "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man" from Spongebob. But unlike last time when you accidentally pushed him too far, this was purposeful.
Harry has a grueling job. He works a lot of long hours, he has to deal with idiots all day long, and he cannot stand the other partners at his firm. You were his saving grace. You, who was working as a para-legal just to support yourself while you ran your online jewelry store, started assisting Harry. You'd pull the files he needed. You could type more than 100 words a minute. And you had been so innocent. Not naiive, not a prude, but you were blissfully ignorant, and Harry found that to be very cute. So, when you inevitably started hooking up after one too many long nights together, he opened your eyes to a whole new world of kinky sex. He was so serious about it, explaining that he needed someone to be rough and mean with, but also craving to take care of someone and spoil them with affection. And because he had made you come so hard you cried, you were hooked on him, so you went with it.
You've been together a year now, you live together, and you're thinking of maybe getting a dog soon. You don't report directly to Harry anymore, though. You assist another person in another department. It was the only way you two could date without it being a big deal for the firm.
Tonight is a big night. They're announcing the new junior partners, and since Harry is a senior partner, he gets to pin the two people he's been mentoring. He's actually pretty excited about it, or he was until he saw you step out of the bathroom and back into your shared walk-in closet. He's standing there, half dressed, frozen with fury as he watches you pick out which rings and bracelets you're planning to wear. You double take after seeing the look on his face.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" You asked innocently.
"I told you not to wear that dress." He responded lowly.
"You asked me not to wear it, and I never agreed or disagreed. You can't tell me what I can and can't put on my body, Harry."
"You're making me sound controlling, that's not what this is about. You know you look stunning and sexy in that goddamn red dress, and you know it drives me insane because I know for a fact that you're not wearing anything underneath it. That's why I asked you not to wear it. I saw you eyeing it the other day, I should have known."
"I can't wear underwear with this, the fabric is too clingy and I hate having panty lines. It's just a dress. Show some self control."
And that's when the look changed. You swallowed hard and tried not to falter under his gaze. He slowly stalks toward you, still half naked, his abs and other chiseled features fully on display.
"I have plenty of self control." He said as he hooked his arm around your waist, pulling you into him. "And you know better than anyone else that I love showing you off and letting everyone around us know that you're mine and mine alone and that they'll never know you or have you the way that I do." He brings his fingers up to squish the sides of your cheeks. "You have plenty of other dresses. I'd like you to go put a different one, and save this one for my eyes only."
"No." You say through your puckered lips.
"No?"
"No."
"That's final answer?"
"It took me forty-five minutes to get ready, I'm not starting over. The hair and the makeup go with the dress. I'm not changing."
He looked you up and down, smirked, then let you go. You watched him carefully as he pulled his shirt and suit jacket on. You weren't sure what he was going to do, but you're standing your ground on this.
"Babe?" He calls to you from the bedroom, so you leave the closet with your ruby clutch in hand and meet him by his dresser.
"Do you need help with your tie, sweetheart?" You ask ignorantly.
"No, I'm not wearing a tie tonight. I'm doing the open button thing, but thank you for offering. Pull up the skirt of your dress for me."
You furrow your brows but does as he says. He gets down on one knee and starts kissing up your leg. He pulls something out of his jacket pocket and your stomach drops. He hears you gasp, and he looks up at you wickedly.
"I'm going to put this inside you."
"Harry, please, this is a work event, I can't have my come dripping down my legs."
"It won't be come because you won't be coming. I'm going to do as I please with this tonight." He turns the little egg-shaped vibrator on and holds his phone up next to it to pair to the Bluetooth. "Perfect. Alright, spread 'em." He looks up at you, his features turning softer. "Do you need your safe word? It's okay if you'd rather wait until we get home to be punished. I don't want you to be uncomfortable."
"No." You smile softly down at him, gently caressing his cheek. "I'm okay, daddy, go ahead."
He kisses the inside of your knee as he works the toy inside of you. He stands back up and taps one of the settings in the app to give you a test vibration to make sure it's working properly.
You're in for a long night.
What puzzled you most was that Harry hadn't done anything to you yet. He didn't turn the toy on in the car. And you've been at the party for an hour already, and he still hasn't done anything. The anticipation has been killing you. Maybe that was his plan all along. You see your boss and roll your eyes as he stuffs his face with shrimp from the raw bar. You hate him. Part of you wanted to wear your red dress tonight because you wanted to show that sweaty hog that he could look all he wanted, but he'd never be able to touch you.
It's when you're taking a sip of your martini while talking to some of the other paras that you feel the toy kick on. It's starts off with little pulsations, then moves along to steady vibrations. You pinch your thighs together as discretely as you can. You're starting to sweat, and you're starting to let little noises out. You're covering them with coughs and whatnot, but after ten minutes of this, you're starting to get uncomfortably wet. It's all so torturous because as good as it feels, you're not getting any external stimulation, which you need in order to come, so this is all just edging. And you love being edged, so even though it's torture, it's also the absolute best.
Harry knows this. He can see it on your face. You two lock eyes, and you pout at him, pleading. He can't resist you for long, not while you're wearing that dress. Before he can get to you, your boss approaches you, which makes Harry stop short. You had mentioned how he had been such a douchebag lately. He wants to watch the exchange.
"You look incredible." Your boss grinned.
"I know." You snap.
"What are you doing wearing a tight thing like that for? It leaves little to the imagination."
In your head, you don't see how that's true. It's a mermaid style halter with an open back, and the front is separated so you can just see the outline of of the inner parts of your breasts. But because it's a gown, there's an air of class to it. Your hair is up, plenty of pieces out in the front to frame your face. You look stunning. There are plenty of women at this party dressed similarly.
"Don't look at me too much, then." You respond after taking a careful sip of champagne. You're sweating while having that stupid toy inside you. You have to grit your teeth and pinch your nails into your palms to stay composed.
"I'm afraid that's impossible. I think you wore this to get my attention, not that you need help in that department."
"You're being inappropriate. I wore this for myself. I like the way I look in it. It's also one of Harry's favorites, so-"
"I can't believe you're still with that guy. He's like a lump on a log. He's only charismatic with his clients, you know?"
"We live together, so I'd like to think I know him pretty well."
"You deserve to be with someone that can make it so you never have to work another day in your life."
"I like working."
"No one likes working."
"I just said I like working."
"You like making jewelry. Wouldn't you rather do that full time?"
"I-" Your breath hitches when you feel the pulsations start to work in tandem with the vibrations. You're going to kill him.
"Are you feeling alright?" Your boss takes one of your hands, but before he can do anything else, Harry comes up and puts his arm around your waist.
"Bill, she really doesn't like it when you touch her. Look at her, she looks like she's going to be sick, so instead of continuing to make her more uncomfortable, why don't you just walk away. You get away with too many things here, but not for much longer."
"Is that a threat?"
"If you want to take it as one, be my guest." His grip on your hip tightens and you can't help but whimper. "Excuse us." Harry's hand moves to the small of your back to lead you out to the coat check room. He gets you in and locks the door behind you. "Are you alright?" He cups her jaw and looks you over."
"Yeah, th-thank you for getting me - shit - away from h-him." You grit your teeth and pinch your eyes closed, bracing your hands flat against Harry's chest. "Please, I can't...I can't take much more of this, it's been almost two hours."
"I know, and you've done so well for me. I'll turn it off and take it out if you tell me why you wore this even after I asked you not to. I know you can put whatever you want on your body. I just like it when you save certain things for me, for us."
"I hate my boss." You say, still bracing yourself against him. "He makes passes at me all the time. I just wanted to torture him a little, to let him know he'll never know what's underneath all this fabric."
"Sweet girl." He tilts your chin up so you'll look at him. "If Joe was being that big of a prick, why didn't you say something to me?"
"I don't want to run to you to fight all my battles for me. I need to be able to lean on myself."
"If he's sexually harassing you, then you should come to me so I can go with you to HR. You know they don't listen unless someone of higher rank complains. It's fucked up, but that's just how it is. I want the culture to change, but it's slow going."
"I know." You cry, almost feeling ready to drool from how worked up you are. "You're not one of the cogs in the machine, and that's one of the many things I love about you, Harry. I'm sorry I upset you by wearing this because I know you're only upset because you just want to rip it off with your teeth"
"That's right." He backs you up against the closest wall, not caring about any of the coats hanging up being knocked to the floor. He kisses you hard and hot, bending at the knee a bit to get a hand under your dress. He moans into your mouth as he slides his fingers through your folds. "You're soaked, beyond soaked."
"Please, daddy, please." You say breathlessly as he plays with you.
"You sound so good when you're begging. Keep going." He nips at your earlobe before licking and sucking at your neck.
"Please, take it out, daddy. Then you can fuck me in here and I'll do whatever you say."
"You'll need to be quiet. I'll have to stuff the toy into your mouth." He brushes your bottom lip with his thumb and you nod. "Need your safe word?"
"No, god no."
He smirks and pulls the toy out of you, pressing down on the button to turn it off. He whimpers when he feels so much of your slick drip out. He puts the toy inside his own mouth first, moaning at the taste of you, then he puts it into your mouth. He hikes your dress up and immediately gets his middle and ring fingers inside of you. You whine around the toy and clutch at the lapels of his jacket as he pumps his fingers in and out of you, beating into your g-spot. The heel of his palm works to ground down against your clit, making your head roll back. He sponges kisses to your throat as you tug at the hair on the back of his head. Your eyes burst open when you feel yourself start to get close. You're going to explode, and you're all of a sudden worried about ruining the jackets in this closet.
"Don't you dare hold back on me. Fuck the jackets, baby, make a mess." He growls, pounding into your harder.
You're moaning uncontrollably around the toy. You start gushing with his fingers still inside of you, and he doesn't let up. You're coming hard and it feels like it's going to be never ending. This is why you like being edged. You'll take a solid sixty-second orgasm over a ton of little quick ones. Harry slows down his pace, weaning you off of him, before taking his fingers all the way out. He sucks them into his mouth as he fixes your dress. He takes the toy out of your mouth and stuffs it into his jacket pocket while you take his fingers to lick and suck on.
"My good girl." He coos, caressing her cheek. "My good, fucking girl." He catches a glimpse of his watch and sucks his teeth. "Shit, we need to go back to the main room. The pinning is going to start soon."
"Okay, just, let me catch my breath." She says. "Daddy, is my makeup all fucked?"
"Only a little." He wipes under your eyes for you. "Still gorgeous as ever."
"Thank you." You wrap your arms around his neck and hug him tight. He holds you close, giving you gentle kisses and whispering sweet words into your ear. "Thank you." You whisper. "Can we go home after the pinning?" You ask as he opens the door and you walk out of the coat check room.
"Eager for daddy's cock?" He grins.
"Always."
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So in recent years, I've been seeing a LOT of posts, especially on Tumblr, about how "weird" it is that adults (or even teens) are into kids shows, how anyone over 25 that still watches kids shows are "cringe", and just overall a lot of people making fun of anyone who likes something aimed at a younger demographic when it's all harmless.
I'm not going to sugarcoat it. If you're saying stuff like this, you're an asshole.
You don't have to still like kids shows as an adult. You do you. Just as we're doing us. There's nothing wrong with being over 12 and loving kids shows. There's nothing wrong with being over 18 or 25 or WHATEVER and loving kids shows or any kids media. If it's not hurting anyone, it's fine (read: this is NOT about the crappy wizard boy franchise since it's giving a known TERF profit, so yes, engaging with it IS hurting people. This is just about most kids stuff in general). Why the hell should you or anyone else care? I'm 27. I run a Blue's Clues blog. I also love horror movies, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and The Kids in the Hall. Most adults who love kids shows love other things not for kids, too. And if they don't...who cares, really? It's what they enjoy. All of you who make posts like that just sound like those high school assholes who gave you a hard time for liking something, so now you want to do the same to everyone else.
Keep loving kids shows. Keep loving Blue's Clues. Keep loving Bluey or SpongeBob or My Little Pony or whatever. Anyone who says otherwise is a jerk and an idiot who hate to see anyone enjoying themselves in anyway that isn't "acceptable" to their tastes. Just screw 'em.
(I know this isn't completely Blue's Clues related but I keep seeing those stupid posts so I felt like this blog was the place to say it).
#yeah a lot more angry than my other posts on here but...the blue pawprints were coming off for this one#blue's clues#blues clues#bluey#nickelodeon
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Antis monopolizing "problematic show/fandom space deep dive" videos on youtube for normies, acting like they're also normies about to explain you a thing, will talk about how civil/level headed "nuanced", and "neutral" they are towards shipping culture, and talk about "anti" culture in air quotes implying antis don't even exist at all(because they're trying to just hide the fact they are one and are being completely condescending and biased) but then they'll go on to give an "example" of shipping culture that's like an official tweet or piece of artwork made by the creator or something, but they'll put like, some audio from like a jokey spongebob meme over it or whatever just to indicate how disgusted they are to even have to show you this and how you should be too... And then they'll be like "Again I don't care and have absolutely no problem with people who ship this ship/interoperate this story this way... Just MAYBE keep it to yourself, don't tell me, and don't interact in the comment section of my video I at least partially made about shipping, talking about how unbiased, uncaring, and "neutral" I am towards the fact that you ship this at all because woah, we're like, trying to Be Civil and not rock the boat here! UWU"
And then you'll look at their pinned comment in the comment section and It'll be like "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BE CIVIL Y'ALL! UWU"
Oh, Sweetie? Who needs to Be Civil here? The people that already agree with all your takes, don't actually ship the thing, and look down on the people who do while you 'heart' all their comments but you'll delete mine in a heartbeat if I tried?
And then everyone in their comment section will be like: What a civil, leveled headed, nuanced take that nobody who actually likes the thing in the way you don't will ever be allowed to share theIr thoughts on or interact with even though they're already big part of the fandom what had to be discussed to make the video, good job girl! :D
And the video itself is like, two hours long...
And it's being made by vivziepop fans who already "ironically" hate themselves for "enjoying" vivziepop... Just like how they "ironically" hate themselves for "enjoying" Yana Toboso...
Because who else but some filthy, self loathing vivziepop fantis would stand there with an oversized mic with some vivziepop stickers on it to make hours long "Deep Dives" into The Problématique World of Yana Toboso?
... I think phrases like "they hate all of us" can and should be lightly applied to some queer fandumb spaces as well, actually...It's all fictional depictions of BDSM that give you Scene Ideas irl like if you're Nasty Enough, it wouldn't hurt anyone....lol.
MINORS DNI, OF COURSE!
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Would what your ideal Looney Tunes x SpongeBob crossover look like?
SO! this is such a funny phenomenon, because these are the two biggest constants in my life and two biggest things i'm most protective and fanatical over. i've been asked variations of this question many times, and STILL, my answer always comes down to: I HAVE NO IDEA!
both sets of characters and worlds have such a distinct and unique identity to them that i can't really imagine mixing them together.. my brain just does not compute when i try. which speaks to how independent and strong they are as animated figureheads! their identities are so rock solid and unique that i can't simply just mash them together
I WILL SAY i've always lumped Daffy and SpongeBob (i always have to refrain from calling him Spongey or SB.. i almost never call him by his full name, just as Patrick is always "Pat" to me HAHA we're on a nickname basis!) together. they're my favorites of the two and two characters i very strongly identify with, i always talk about how i relate the most to Daffy and Porky AND IT'S STILL TRUE, but SpongeBob is such a constant in my life that i always forget how much i relate to him. he is My Guy in the vein that Daffy is My Guy though and, unlike Daffy, he has seniority since i've related to him ever since i was a little kid... and my coworkers always compare me to him through my enthusiasm and work ethic and it makes me happy HAHA. so, being Guys of Inflated Importance to me, i tend to mentally stick them together. i'm very lucky enough to say i've had people draw art of them together for me as gifts and it always makes me happy :) same with Porky and Patrick!! i've amassed quite a few Daffy and Porky as SpongeBob and Patrick drawings... the Daffy and SpongeBob comparison's a little more apt though i think, Porky could stand to learn from Pat's mellow ways. but they're both naive and pink!
i'm also realizing, the reason i'm struggling to imagine them together is because everyone in LT wants each other dead. except for Porky and Daffy sometimes. or the two sets of characters whose friendship is the entire punchline in a world full of neurotic, vengeful freaks. the LT characters all hate each other, as they should. whereas there is such a loving atmosphere with the Sponge characters--sometimes coated in cynicism! but there is an undercurrent of love. maybe i'm also biased currently working on The Patrick Star Show, because Bunny and Cecil are genuinely the most adorable animated couple ever who just love each other unconditionally and it is so sweet and i love them so much and i get emotional sometimes if i think about it too hard. they're wonderful. the love and unification of stupidity within the Star family is so strong. i don't know where i was going with this but there is a conflict of interest here. Grandpat is a cynical weirdo though and i think would fit perfectly with the LT gang. he's also a fan favorite for that reason LOL
for awhile i was always sneaking LT references into my boards though, i think the most blatant i've gotten was this very obvious What's Opera Doc grab. i honestly have snuck so much stuff in that i tend to forget what it is i've put in until i'm reviewing my boards months or years later and am like "HEEEEEEEEY WAIT A MINUTE". i don't like to be too overt with my references because i don't intend anyone to actually catch them, they're just for my own self satisfaction and a way to honor my animated forefathers HAHA so this is the exception to the rule
WAIT i was looking for screenshots to add below for something and i just proved my own point here, i forgot i did this. curse me, past me!
i have had dreams about sneaking the LT characters into my episodes though, i remember i once had a dream that i somehow put Porky into Kamp Koral and nobody cared. he was 2D and everyone else was their normal CG and nobody cared. he didn't even have a water helmet. i know i've dreamt that this has happened more than once..
BUT. here are some silly crossover drawings i've done over the years, in descending chronological order because it is VERY evident when i didn't know how yet to draw these characters. and i'm way too attached to these guys because Cecil is the absolute complete opposite antithesis to Papa Bear in every single away and i felt so bad for even jokingly comparing the two characters. i love Cecil so much. i'm sorry Cecil
i have no recollection of the second one at all, but i'm pretty sure i drew it to test out Storyboard Pro before i started freelancing... and my goodness does it show
also i lied, this one is not the oldest (the aforementioned second drawing is) but it upsets me so much i have to bury it. actually it upsets me so much i just did this impromptu 5 second redraw. Porky would absolutely hate this image
#anonymous#asks#guns tw#i never posted that Slappy drawing because i felt too bad LMAO but it's probably fine to post on here
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3 - 27 An Impossible Murder in the Impossible Maze
This episode is rushed and terrible because I was distracted while writing it and I needed to finish it in time to still watch an episode of spongebob.
Anyway
Chapter 9 has been uploaded to AO3 for anyone who's willing to read it! feedback is very very important to me, but obviously you don't have to look lmao
DON'T READ THE EPISODES WITHOUT READING THE BOOKS!!
The impossible maze is laid out eerily similar to TekCo Futures, and it’s giving Logico a headache. Nothing makes any sense, and nothing should be physically possible, hence the name. But there’s no time to ‘logically’ explain that. They have to run. But they slam into the Crystal Goddess! (Or rather, through her, since she’s a spirit.)
CRYSTAL GODDESS: YOU INSIPID FOOLS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? ONYX: Ignore her - Mr. President, are you doing alright? IRRATINO: I’m fine, but things are going to get really bad if me and Logico don’t leave as soon as possible. SAFFRON: Hi!!! Do you know how to get out? IRRATINO: The gardener does! I’ll-
He shouldn’t have hired a human gardener. The human gardener is dead. The Goddess wails horrifically, shooting crystal shards into the air and into everyone else.
LOGICO: Alright, what do you know about the death of the day. ONYX: If I tell you, can I get back to my work? LOGICO: That depends. Is your work more murder? IRRATINO: Logico, calm down-
Saffron lets out a long, harrowing sigh, very loudly into Logico’s face.
LOGICO: …Yes? SAFFRON: Being a Graywalker really changed me, Logico! I don’t want to be just another murderous suspect anymore. LOGICO: You said you had no recollection of that event. SAFFRON: So I’m going good! I’m not a criminal anymore! LOGICO: That doesn’t erase your murder record. SAFFRON: I promise, I will never murder again!
Logico sees the ever-suspicious Crystal Goddess duck behind a hedge. But when he checks around the same hedge, he’s suddenly in the complete opposite side of the maze!
LOGICO: The actual hell??
He runs past a sculpture of an impossible triangle, and wonders something improbable. It’s the dumbest thing in the world, but no one else is around… So he squeezes himself through the hole in the middle of the statue, and sure enough, he reappears tumbling out of a bush by the others again. Irratino doesn’t even look.
IRRATINO: …and that’s why you should always stay the way you are. SAFFRON: You’re… you’re right, I never thought of it like that… LOGICO: I WAS GONE FOR TWO SECONDS, AND YOU’RE CONVINCING THE MURDERER TO GO BACK TO MURDERING??? IRRATINO: I’m teaching her that it’s good to be yourself!
But it apparently doesn’t matter, since she wasn’t the murderer in this particular example. Onyx was, for reasons unknown.
ONYX: No, not unknown… I did it to save my job as herbalist. I can’t feed my babies with herbs - I need money too. IRRATINO: Onyx, I promise I won’t let you lose your job. We’re going to save the Institute. I learned that it’s not just about my career - I have to fight for you guys. You’re my best friends.
Onyx smiles a bit, reassured.
SAFFRON: And I learned that I’m not a good girl! LOGICO: The f- SAFFRON: I’M A BAD WOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAN!
The Crystal Goddess screams in rage at the music, and as Saffron continues to sing very, very loudly, Logico and Irratino use that as their chance to use the secret exit.
ONYX: SAFFRON, GET OUT!! THE MAZE IS ON FIRE!!!! SAFFRON: Wait, for real? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FOR EFFECT!!!
The Tekkies approach the maze, but are met with a wall of flames.
OLIVE: Those little fuckers. We’ll find them. We’ll find them.
The end!
This is turning into season 1-1 type bs
The real reason for posting is because I want to show you this:

CEO Indigo!!! I'm so proud of how he looks!!! He's so scary!!!
Indigo lost his sense of empathy completely when he intentionally had his brain replaced with a microchip. Everyone at TekCo hates him intensely, and he didn't even actually create the place...
And more lore to come <3
The power of Goat Lord compels you!
See you next time murdlers!
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Although Sponge on the Run was pretty decent like I don’t hate it it’s just, I’m neutral about it, but for Saving Bikini Bottom 💀 Lord have mercy one me!!! Don’t watch this atrocity on Netflix!!! But I remember hearing about Its a wonderful Sponge aka Sponge on the run, but let me say this, The Whole Gary getting kidnapped by Poseidon and SpongeBob has to find Gary KIND OF ruined the entire plot for this scrapped but super awesome storyline where SpongeBob has to fight Alien Cats from space, THIS I say, would be WAY better then the actual Sponge on the run Plot, And by quoting the entire stuff I found on a Fandom Wiki page state
“Gary was kidnapped by the cats bent on using him to free Galcatacus and turn Earth into a giant litter box, leading SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy to rescue Gary and save Earth. Throughout the story, they would have visited different worlds. One of them was a futuristic-like world inhabited by dolphins. Storyboards showcase that at one point, SpongeBob and his friends were supposed to sneak into Bubbles' spaceship, guarded by dolphins soldiers. Another world that the group would have visited was a hellish world where a purple character named Mortius and a woman called Sarcoma live. According to two storyboards, the group would also have returned to the surface. There, they would have met human versions of SpongeBob and Patrick during a fight with the cats.
Other concept art display a flashback scene where Gary was the prince from a world inhabited by snails. During an attack by the cats and Galcatacus, Gary was evacuated through an escape pod thanks to his parents. During his escape, the capsule would have collided with the collar of Galcatacus, seemingly paralyzing him in the process. After escaping his homeworld, Gary's escape pod would eventually arrive to Earth before diving into the ocean near the Bikini Atoll island.”
Now don’t get me wrong, I instantly LOVE this plot! Why did they manage to say “Scratch That, Reverse It, This plot wouldn’t do because it would be too scary for kids.” Which is VERY true yet sort of hypocritical for them, well, Of course Nickelodeon DID slide a few dark scenes from their shows such as Heffer suffering in Heck aka Hell from Ricki’s Modern Life, Weird ass scary moments from that disgusting puppet show Mr. Meaty, And Some episodes from Invader Zim where Dib Membrane nearly Dies and, Well you know the rest of that one episode where Zim steals organs! But having a plot of Spongbob fighting alien cats doesn’t seem dark to me, Well Kids WILL enjoy this type of plot, and as well as Teens, Proof that Movies CAN be for everyone, but with all that matters, I feel like the plot of SpongeBob fighting alien cats SHOULD exist, but sadly in reality, we get this okay-ish Sponge on the run.
What are your thoughts Bunnies?
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The Exception
An Invader Zim and SpongeBob SquarePants oneshot!
Enjoy 🍑💨✨
⚠️ Acts of Violence ⚠️
Danny sighed as he rubbed the temples of his forehead. “Zim… you’re killing me.” He groaned as he watched another blob of melted wall droop down. They were having a normal meeting when suddenly Zim yelled and ignited one of his bombs. The Irken stood at the side, arms crossed but with a somewhat satisfied look on his face as he stared at the destruction he’d caused.
Jenny walked over to him, “Zim, we’ve told you, no explosives outside the lab!” She said for the hundredth time but it only made Zim scoff. “I don’t an android telling me when it’s necessary to arm myself.” He stated, not even glancing at the robot to acknowledge her more.
Timmy walked over to the both of them, “For the last time, Zim! We’re not your enemy anymore! We’re a team, we have to work together.” He says. Zim cackled, “That's rich! Even coming from you, beaver man!” He insulted before turning his back on all of them. Suddenly he felt someone standing behind him, “We can’t keep going like this, Zim. At some point, you need to trust us. We trust you. We need to put aside our differences and make things work.” Jimmy said firmly.
Zim cackled again, “You are what people now call the Modern Jesters! Try looking in the mirror for once before you babble!” He snapped before walking away. Jimmy sighed as he watched Zim’s figure run off to the lab. “So, what do we do about this?” Danny asked, staring at the walls that were still melting. “Leave it, we’ll deal with it in the morning,” Jimmy responds before walking to the Portal that lay in the middle of the headquarters, entering his homeworld coordinates and jumping through. Everyone internally sighed as they made their way to the portal to return home.
Just as the last member walked through the portal, there was a deafening silence. Unexpectedly, the portal lights up again, revealing someone was coming through.
Zim mumbled to himself, hands tinkering away on a project he had been working on. He mumbled out small curses to himself, still hating how things went in the meeting room. His hand then reaches over to his toolbox for the wrench only to grab air. He growled and turned to the toolbox. “Curses! That stupid scientist probably took it for his stupid experiments! Or that android for its body parts! They purposely misplaced it to give me internal suffering!!!” He cursed. He was about to throw something out of anger but then a hand extended next to him, the hand holding his wrench.
“Ah, it's you,” Zim said as he took the wrench without hesitation and started working on his project. SpongeBob smiled, “The one and only. Watcha doing here? It's late y’know, you should be in bed.” The sponge says. Zim rolled his eyes, “I have no time for the zees right now.” He says it like it is an insult.
SpongeBob walks next to him, “Well, have you eaten?” He asked again. Zim scowled, “No.” he replied. “Well, good thing I brought the leftovers from work.” SpongeBob said as he handed out a paper bag, Zim frowned as he waved it away, “I told you, foolish sea walker, I don't want to eat-” he paused and sniffed the air. The aroma was captivating. His posture relaxes as he stares at the paper bag. “Uhm… what is it exactly?” He asked curiously. “Oh- it's a Krabby Patty! One of the things I cook for work.” SpongeBob explained with a smile, his hand still gesturing for Zim to take the paper bag.
Zim stared at the paper bag, then at the wrench in hand, then at the paper bag again. “The project can wait!” Zim stated as he threw the wrench into his toolbox and grabbed the paper bag. Zim opened it and the aromas intensified, “Woah..” he said as he grabbed the burger. “Careful, it's still hot,” SpongeBob warned to which Zim frowned, he didn’t need to be babied.
Zim took a huge bite and his eyes widened. It was savoury but also hot. Zim felt his tongue burn and his eyes water slightly as he tried to adjust to the temperature. SpongeBob hands him a tissue which Zim reluctantly takes to wipe his tears and dab his mouth. “This is good..” he says before taking another bite which makes SpongeBob smile wider.
“I heard about what happened earlier, are you ok now?” SpongeBob asked after a short moment of silence. Zim rolled his eyes, “I did what I had to do.” Was all Zim replied as he chewed aggressively. SpongeBob was quiet, “But it's not often you pull out a hand bomb and throw it out in a room without reason.” He says. Zim swallowed, “How do you know? You weren’t there!”. SpongeBob shrugged, “Danny messaged me and told me everything.” He said which made the Irken groan.
Zim took the last bite out of the burger, chewing aggressively as he could feel SpongeBob’s gaze on him. He swallowed, “What!? What are you staring at?!!” He yelled. SpongeBob replied, “I was just trying to figure out why’d you do something like that.” He says kindly. Zim growled, “It's pointless telling you anyways, the thing is already dead anyways.” He says which makes SpongeBob raise a brow, “Dead?”
Before Zim could explain further, something fluttered in front of them. Zim and SpongeBob looked to see an orange butterfly fluttering in front of them. Zim’s eyes widen, “ITS ALIVE!! IT MUST’VE ESCAPED SOMEHOW!!!” He screamed as he scrambled to the desk to grab another hand bomb. Just when he was about to throw one, he heard a splat. Zim turned to see SpongeBob with his spatula out, splattered the butterfly onto the metallic floor. Zim carefully puts his hand bomb back on the table and walks over to SpongeBob.
“Is- is it dead?” He whispered, before SpongeBob could answer the wings of the butterfly twitched. They both screamed, SpongeBob then clapped the heels of his boots together which then protruded a set of spiky cleats below his boots. SpongeBob then hurriedly stomps on the butterfly repeatedly, the metal floor clanging as it's hit by SpongeBob’s iron cleats.
After a while, SpongeBob stopped and took a step back. Zim moved closer to see the butterfly shredded butterfly. No signs of life. “It's dead!” He announced which made SpongeBob sigh of relief. “Thank Neptune..” he says. Zim looks curiously at the butterfly and SpongeBob. “Why did you do that?” Zim asked which made SpongeBob pause, “Do what?” He asked.
Zim pointed to the corpse, “That. I didn’t think you’d kill a butterfly.” He says. SpongeBob visibly shivered, “I don't like butterflies…” he said like there was a bad memory attached to it. Zim’s eyes widen, “You don't?” He asked, SpongeBob shook his head, “They’re too…. unpredictable.” He says as he rubs his arms uncomfortably.
Zim smiled, “Yes! Exactly! They are! And the way they fly too! It's irregular!” He says. SpongeBob nods, “It is! And what's worse is when they try to take over your home town and eat your friends and family!” SpongeBob says in fear. Zim’s eyes widen, “What!!? They can do that?!!?” He asks in shock as SpongeBob nods. “Yeah! It was so scary!!” SpongeBob says, the memories replaying in his head.
“Well, did you manage to kill it?!” Zim asked, SpongeBob shook his head, “No, it got away somehow.” He says. Zim frowned, “Dammit, you should’ve killed it.” He says and adds, “You never know that they’re reporting back to their commander! It has probably given the intel back to its home base! Luckily you killed this one.” He says as he stares back at the dead butterfly.
SpongeBob sighed as he clapped his heels again which made the spiky clears retract. Zim stared at his boots with wonder, “I like your boots.” He says as he points to them, “The spikes make them shine.” He added. SpongeBob smiled, “Thanks! I made them myself. Never know when you need cleats.” He says which makes the Irken nod, “Indeed.” He says.
The Irken and sea sponge took a moment to breathe. “Is that why you blew up the meeting room?” SpongeBob finally asks. Zim frowns and looks away, “Yes.” He replies. SpongeBob smiled, “It's ok! Happens to the best of us.” He says which makes Zim perk up. Usually, he’s met with a long line of questions or ‘you should’ve just done..’ type of statements. Zim’s antennas twitched, “You make my actions seem like a small thing.” Zim finally says. SpongeBob laughed, “Trust me, I understand how you feel.” He says. Zim stared at him for a while, his expression softened. He did trust SpongeBob.
Ever since he joined this group of nobodies, Zim realised he found himself conversing or even interacting more with SpongeBob. Zim just nodded and looked down, maybe this team wasn’t a lost cause after all. SpongeBob suddenly held his hand, “C’mon! We should head back! It’s late and headquarters can look quite scary at night.” He says as he leads Zim out of the lab, hand in hand.
Zim enters the coordinates and the portal lights up, revealing the light that will send him to his homeworld. “The architecture and engineering for this portal is poor.” He casually states which makes SpongeBob laugh. “I mean, a 15-year-old and an 18-year-old built it. What did you expect?” He said with a smile. Zim turned to SpongeBob, and smirked, “You’re an exception, SquarePants.” He says. SpongeBob smiled, “Call me SpongeBob, Zim. That's what all my friends call me.” He says.
Zim looks back to the portal, his back facing SpongeBob. “Thanks for the meal, SpongeBob!” He says before jumping through the portal. SpongeBob smiled, “Bye, Zim!”. The portal closes and the light dims down. SpongeBob turns to the mess in the meeting room. He sighed, “Let's clean this up.” He said as he walked away to storage to clean up as usual.
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Next up for Nickelodeon era of shows, who is your favorite character from each of the late 2000s to 2010 Nicktoons shows (notably the longevity of Nicktoons around this time began getting less with only a handful from this point onward getting more than 2 seasons, Nickelodeon getting more reliant on SpongeBob around this time, and Nicktoons often getting moved to the Nicktoons channel for burning off episodes if didn't match SpongeBob's ratings instantly became a frequent occurrence at this point) you've seen like: El Tigre The Adventures of Manny Rivera, Tak and the Power of Juju, Back at the Barnyard, The Mighty B, The Penguins of Madagascar 2008, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Planet Sheen, and TUFF Puppy?
Now that i knew but nick being shitty to their cartoons was a constnat. Something they ALWAYS did this is just where, with nicktoons in place, they started being way faster about it. Had to put up less pretense.
El Tigre: The boy himself. He has an intresting dynamic of not being a villian or a hero (more anti hero), that really could use more exploration in a possible revivial or fanfiction (Wink wink), as the show generally lead to the good side and din't have manny do crimes too often. But he's still charming, funny and likeable kid with an intresting power set. As for the show it's pretty good, a bit broad for it's concept, but it works, with nice over the top comedy and gorgeous animation. Jorge Guteirez always brings it and I need to watch his other show and his film at some point.
Tak: Hal sparks kid only because he's hal sparks. I have an attachment ot the guy since I watched him on I love the 80s , which I also need to rewatch. Tak.. not so much. I hear the games are geninely solid 3d colllectithons and nick could do to rerelease them or have updated versions ala rehydrated, but the show takes a possible epic fantasy show with some goofy humor.. and turns it into "Kid with a lot of power fucks up a lot"
I've watched cartoons up to present day and while I fell off nick due to lack of cable and previously being awful at putting stuff on streaming (they've gotten better), so you have to wait some time and they can spread a season over years in some cases (*cough* loud house *Cough), I did watch for a long time.. and I was just.. not intrested in this at all. I'd seen it so many times. Just above el tigre does it better, as the villian or hero choice lets Manny get away with more shit than say Otto Rocket. And thus it dosen't work here: everyone's either vaugely filled otu or a dick, the mythology isn't really well built, and any hope of another action show is gone... I don't mind comedy in my action, the golden trinity of superhero shows i've covered here and the previous CN list should make that very clear... but I mind wasting another good fantasy show on this shit, especially at a time when the bar was sky high.
Back at the Barnyard: This one I remembered as being.. eh. Pretty weak first season I noped out of the show after.. but any time I caught a later episode... I saw a changea nd wish i'd gone back. Just from out of context vids i've found while season 1 had it's gems that are featured it fucking lost it as it went, including a full on war with weird al (Who did a LOT of voice acting back then and should keep doing it, he was great as milo murphy). So a show I didn't think much of but seemed to get a lot better once it stopped being a bland imitation of am ovie few people saw but is apparently good and started just embracing i'ts looney tunes esque madness.
The Mighty B: Don't really have one. This one was eh. I know some hate it, I thought it was okay and like many of these shows it got better but no one got to see that because nicktoons. It was nice to see amy pohler in a cartoon, hope she does it again, but overall like Tak , and a lot of the weaker shows from here on out, it comes out as a weak copy of stuff the network had done better: grossout, hero whose goofy but isn't like by most people but a select few.. there just isn't anything to what I saw of mighty b that makes me WANT to go back versus barnyard, which geninely improved and simply shed it's more standard trappings for something far more fun.
The Penguins of Madagascar: A spinoff.. honestly better than the movies. At least the ones i've seen and I really LIKED 2 when I saw it one time in a theater, so it's a compliment. (I hear 3 is really good). Like most film based spinoffs Nick has done, it takes a second to get going but was a lot of fun in highlight. I can see why kiean carlyle (Fan animator and youtuber whose covered both suite life shows (with the new video finishing the saga having just come out), wizards of waverly place, mighty med, labrats and mighty med and labrats) did a retrospective on it and need to watch that. The show isn't one of my all time favoirites, but it works really well and honestly WAY more than it should. A spinoff that just has "the characters the audeince took to" (the lemurs and the penguins) and no real ties shouldn't work.. but it does because the penguins are that strong and them doing various heists or other shenaigans work. Jullian and Maurice work as comic relief and having seen their show, work well enough on their own too. And Marlene and the Zookeepr were great additions. They let marlene be the voice of reason/love intrest without having her be boring. Granted getting Nicole Suilvan to play her helps, but the show was really good. Top notch stuff.
Fanboy and chum Chum: Their crazy totally amazing MAKE IT STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. Yeah this one has an annoying theme song and like about half the shows in this block is a poor xerox of stuff that worked better in other shows. yet... it's more mediocre than bad. This may be THE most hated nicktoon, with only our next contestant rivaling it from what I can tell.. but it's just.. okay. It's not good, it dosen't really have anything going for it and most of it's gimmicks are taken from other shows , but it's not so bad it's good or high tier awful either. it's just a lame copy of better stuff trying to be spongebob or ren and stimpy or even regular show without any of the pizzaz those had. It's what an AI would make if it made a nicktoon. It's not really wroth hating it's just... there.
Planet Sheen:
Now for the oppisite. Fuck this show, First off I found out later it was supposed to be it's own thing.. and woul'dve worked better that way, with a pizza dude getting shot up into space. That.. sounds more fun and most of the cast would've worked. Making it a jimmy neutron spinoff.. was a terrible idea. The show had more to tell so instead of just.. reviving that if they wanted more jimmy neutron with a revivial/spinoff, they instead shoved Sheen into a concept that dosen't really work WITH sheen. Granted part of it is, especiallya fter revieiwng the christmas special recently.. sheen is more layered than he tends to be remembered. Even I forgot his nice well of sarcasm. Sheen in Jimmy Neutron is fucking weird... but he's often the straight man in their comedy trio to a degree I forgot. Carl really is the weird as fuck one, Jimmy is a man of science and can be the straight man to his doofier best friends, but can also get caught in his ego. Sheen tends to be the one calling jimmy out when Cindy isn't present or calling cindy out when LIbby isn't early on. Here.. he has none of that. He's just an obnoxious idiot who cheats on his girlfriend, also wanted to make out with carl (which isn't innacurate but of all the tthings to pick up on form jimmy neutron, and didn't use carl because of executiv emeddling. This one is the worst nicktoon so far.. simply because Nick tried to cram too much generic bullshit into it. It COULD'VE worked. Idiot stumbles into glory isn't new, but it would've worked better with a protagaanist they didn't dumb down in a new property. I dont' know why Nick made a terrible spinofff to a show they clearly don't care about, and I wish they hadn't.
TUFF Puppy: Kitty and Dudley tie.. both because they purdy, and because they play off each other pretty well when the shows working at it's best. Overall this show is just.. fine though. Not a bad get smart reboot, doofus with some talent lead and cat suited sensible sidekick, but like , say it again A LOT OF THESE SHOWS, it feels like reheated leftovers. It's just not AS bad because there's some creativity. For as much as butch hartman sucks, and he does, he can make a decent cast. He was half assing it a bit more here, but I suspect it's also because he didn't have say steve marmel to help iron things out. But as a broad comedy it's fine. It's nothing amazing, but it's not AGRESSIVELY medidocre like the bulk of shows around this time. It's stuff w'eve seen before, idiot, woman as foil, weird techie, chief whose goofier than he lets on, but it's also not bad. Maybe it's the furry in me... probably ti's the furry in me, but it also just has a lot of fun stuff to it. I can't really hate it like I did planet sheen or eh it away like most of these shows. It did try a little. Not a lot and it shoudl've tried more as it could've been really great, a new darkwing duck.. but it wasn't half bad. again Grey and Jerry do a LOT of the lifting. THe voice cast for this one is fantastic. But i'll take "it's eh but it has really good perofrmances " over "let's make the generic ideal of what a kid wants" anyday. CN hit a rough patch too, we saw it, mostly trying to follow nick's footsteps.. but nick REALLY slid in quality as it went with only a few bright spots. And what good shows it did have it gave up on too fast. and it just won't stop doing it either.
#nickelodeon#el tigre#the mighty b#back at the barnyard#planet sheen#the penguins of madagascar#fanboy and chum chum#TUFF Puppy
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Rewatching Beyond Evil and I’m taking (somewhat) unserious notes! Enjoy my brain worms.
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Ooooo dead body
Mad to think that when I first saw Jihoon’s actor he was playing a bully. This is a complete 180 and he does both roles well.
Intense middle aged running with intense music
(Spongebob style) Flashback~
Ah a church. You will never catch me there
The song they’re singing is oddly fitting to the theme of the show sans the whole God thing
We don’t stan Dongsik slander in this household.
Lee Dohyun <3
The signs in this flashback. The shot of the guitar pick, Kang Jinmuk being seen a lot but in the background, Bang Juseon being rude to Dongsik, Dongsik telling Yuyeon to leave at night (aka he had “motive”) etc
Lee twins crumbs I love it.
The cold filter when Dongsiks mum finds yuyeons fingertips nice touch
The title being “(to) Appear" mwah nice
Love the shots of how everything is “worse”when we transition to Dongsik now
Oct 11 2020 remember that me
HERE HE IS ITS JUWON
Dongsik saying stop in english <3
Pls the dramatic slow mo 🤣
Dongsik is a true justice/law upholder. Never letting things slide if its wrong. He and juwon are alike in that sense.
“Many a mickle makes a muckle” netflix what does that mean???? Like i get it but ive never heard that saying in my life
Everyone turns to see Juwon par Dongsik… that is until he speaks.
Juwon judging people and things right off the bat. Bro is not amused.
Technically Juwon is higher rank than Dongsik because Dongsik is assistant inspector and Juwon is flat out inspector
Dongsik immediately knew something was up as soon as he heard who Juwon’s dad is.
Juwon’s first impression of Dongsik is that he is intelligent and follows the law like rulebook when dealing with people (ofc he also thinks he is a murderer and should avoid someone like him and has already decided he hates his guts)
The tension starts as soon as Juwon drives past Dongsik. They immediately are making notes on each other
YOO JAEYI MY GIRLBOSS BELOVED. She is so much more clever than people give her credit for.
Jeongje and Dongsik being best friends…
OH JIHWA ^^
I love the manyang crew interactions.
“He’s not my type” not now… but he will be. you have no idea whats coming for you, Dongsik
Ew Hna Kihwan
I love these dinner scenes with Juwon. They so clearly reflect him and his attitude at the time as well as his relationship with his dad as well as how they change over the show.
아버지 and not 아빠 really emphasises the father-son relationship they have (or lack thereof)
Their first interaction and they already dont like each other.
Everyone sucking up to Juwon and trying to work with him and hes like yeah… no. Y’all are weird.
THEN GETS OFFENDED WHEN DONGSIK SAYS HE DOESNT WANNA WORK WITH HIM LMAOO
so hes like… two can play at this game bitch and calls Dongsik a nutjob.
Their reaction when Sangbae pairs them up is top tier
Juwons inner thoughts: “Day one… fuck my life”
Dongsik started teasing Juwon off the bat
They both have a super impressive memory wtf
“There are no secrets in this town. You are always being watched by someone.”
Dongsik nags Juwon about his aggressive driving and immediately drives aggressively because he can
Ah the reed field…
Juwon traipsing through the mud was me last week when I had to walk home (our area flooded)
We dont give the score for this show enough credit its so good like
“Why did you just stand there when a gust of wind was coming? You’ll learn once it slaps you in the face.” Metaphorrrrrrr
Juwon is already accusing Dongsik like 40mins into the ep like damn
Fresh out the shower dongsik is so yes.
Juwon in that white jumped is also a yes.
Mate respectfully I don’t think you got how relationships work. “People at my school or in my hometown want to be my friends by showing me unwanted kindness or attention. But at get-togethers they all talk about what I have or my connections. They gossip and laugh about it. In the end they all come to me for favours.” Dongsik is right in asking “Is it that simple?” Because it isn’t. (I will make a full post about this omg)
“What could you possibly have that makes you think you are the most important person in the universe?” THE MEANINGS OMG
Man gets so offended when people are like you have mysophobia then ends up roped into a get together.
Juwon trying to text a fake excuse to get out of the get together is so me because I have done that (its the anxiety for me)
Juwon is so awkward bless him.
“You’re supposed to stay glued to your partner all day, and know the colour of his underpants.” Dw Jihoon Juwon will learn ;)
Everyone clapping for Jinmuk and calling him the most important guy in manyang…
Juwon not liking his dad being brought up and Dongsik joking about it to diffuse the situation and also poke at Juwon
All important scenes happen when it rains.
Juwon quickly learns to not believe what dongsik says half the time XD
“I don’t want you to like me.” “It’s up to me to like someone or not.”
“Leave before you get caught.” What interesting phrasing Dongsik
Ah yes the Juwon and Hyeok brother dynamic. I find it interesting and think its an underrated Juwon relationship.
Hyeok trying be Han Kihwans son and Juwon is like “dont. Trust me.”
We mention Dongsiks wall of notes and stuff on the Yuyeon etc case but we dont talk about Juwons enough. Mf has two. Two fricken boards. One he makes in his closet (?) above his computer and the other next to his bed.
The! Score! Ugh im a lover
It takes a whole day to get to the reed field this time??? Cause he arrived in the morning (i assume) at the police station and then the sun is set by the time he gets there. I think he may have procrastinated bc of the mud or he actually arrived in the afternoon and the sun sets ridiculously early in late october?
Juwon getting jumpscared by Dongsik again XD
I love how this episode brings us full loop to the start of the episode but includes Juwon the second time to add fresh perspective and the aftermath.
Juwon’s step back and shaky hand is a give away that he knows her and Dongsik immediately picks up on it. Yet Dongsik tells Jihoon to leave knowing this must be a secret.
And Juwon doesn’t miss a beat when Dongsik says its a woman. They’re both one upping each other all the time
We give Juwon shit for constantly grabbing juwons collar/shirt but Dongsik did it first! (And it was hot because he smooths out Juwons shirt after) Juwon just copied and repeated.
And Dongsik quickly realises why Juwon is in Manyang and decides to just play with him and be a little shit.
Mate you guys are at the first ep and already in each other’s faces
Ok fin see you next episode ^^
#this is my fourth rewatch#and first time in 2024#this helps me write the fic and remember what was what and how they felt#jwds#괴물#kdrama#beyond evil#han juwon#lee dongsik#my ramblings
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