#i love them your honor!

[elitadream]

“Drop it! Or else. >:D”

“Ow! Okay, okay here! Mamma mia, you’re strong.”

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Luigi should know better than to tease his big bro about secret love letters to Princess Peach. 😆 Fortunately for him, he’s in Mario’s good graces and can do absolutely anything he wants, just like a typical younger sibling. 😁

[debinhas-bicycle]

Sonny and Rose 😭😭🫶🫶

[doeblossom]

not sure if i'll clean this up or not but here's a huntlow sketch!! they live in my mind rent free wawawawawa

if this gets enough noise then maybe? idk either way they're cute >:3

[etherealising]

I didn’t get a chance to read AIEKOY last night so I caught up this morning when I woke up. I was laying there CRYING! I’m glad it’s out now though and they can grieve together and we’ll see where life takes them now.

Thank you, bestie!!! 💜💜💜 I can’t wait for more. I hope you’re doing well and I am sending you all the good vibes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

wowza what a way to start your morning…you’re strong for that one, like how did you get out of bed after consuming the devastation that is chapter ten??? same its been a long time coming and now that everything is out in the open between them they can finally grieve together and ugh they deserve so much more than i’ve given them. but we sure shall see where life takes my two sad losers.

thank you for reading bestie!!! 💜 i genuinely cannot wait to publish more i’ve felt so inspired lately. i’m doing good (don’t wanna jinx it lol) i hope you’re doing well and i’m receiving your good vibes and sending just as many back, i’m here if you ever need anything!!! 🫶🏽

also so random i noticed you have an angel reyes fic which i want to start but i’ve never actually watched soa so i’m not sure how that’ll workout 😅. give it to me straight though bestie is season 5 of mayans worth it cause s4 pissed me off biiiig tiiiime! also a miguel galindo fic has been heavy on my mind so….🫣

[redriot]

Sins of Man

Once he started feeling reasonably functional again, Kaveh turned to Cyno’s selection of shower products. Where was Cyno’s selection of shower products? Kaveh’s stomach dropped as he spotted a single bottle sitting on the tub’s ledge. No. This could not be. Kaveh was not head over heels for a man who used 3-in-1. With shaking hands, Kaveh picked up the bottle to read the label. ‘Sumeru Men’s | All In One Wash | High Moisture’ Kaveh couldn't help it. He screamed and dropped the bottle.

When Cyno finds Kaveh in a slump, neither of them expected it to turn into a spa day of Kaveh pampering the General Mahamatra. But, if you ask Kaveh, it's what he deserves.

Read on Ao3

[respectthepetty]

Beloved RTP I must disagree, your recommendations are GREAT. I recently took your recommendation and watched Mama Gogo for Earth Pirapat thirst reasons and I had an AMAZING TIME WHAT A BANGER OF A SHOW

Anon, you write that, but I know what I like is trash. I'm going to live in my truth. I'm solely making decisions based on my hard requirements and VIBES:

Don't bury the gay (MANDATORY!)

Be gay. Do crime! aka "Eff the police" (literally and figuratively)

I'm a messy bi, and I'll cry if I want to

Adulting is hard like my sexual attraction for you

Vice Vers(a) - Flipping the norms and changing dynamics

A show must give me two out of the four, which the ever-excellent Mama Gogo did (JOJO SUPREMACY!) but even when shows are great, like I Told Sunset About You, my petty ass won't recommend it based solely on my dislike of Teh. He is not a vibe. He is the opposite of a vibe. I don't know what the opposite of a vibe is, but he is it. And so is Ciaro from Gameboys. Just wrecking the vibe every time like a white man in khakis.

And no, I'm not making light of them crying. I'm horribly trying to explain that they were always the reason they were crying. It's hard to cheer for someone when they are the cause of all their problems, PHU!

So unlike others on this hellsite who can be objective, I'm over here in my tiny corner being the reason Phi Phi O’Hara yelled "Go back to Party City where you belong" in season 4 of RuPaul's Drag Race because I be straight clowning ALL THE TIME!

Case & Point:

I LOVED Hit, Bite, Love. Unironically. This show holds a 6.2 rating on MyDramaList. A majority of the most trusted voices in these BL Tumblr streets did not finish it. But for me, I ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, plus snacks on the weekend. This show fed me well. And if I really get a second season, I will be unstoppable!

Because pair that with Big Dragon, which holds a 7.3 rating, yet is getting a second season, I'm going to turn into the most annoying Disney villain, Darla from Finding Nemo, just tapping on the glass and shit making all of y'all miserable.

Once again, HIStory 4: Close to Me is my favorite HIStory! Y'all HIStory 3: Trapped exists, and I will still pick HIStory 4 every single damn time. HIStory 4 is rated a 7.6 while HIStory 3 holds an 8.4, but I don't give a flying fudge monkey because these are my stepbrothers in love, and you will have to pry them from my cold dead hands before I turn my back on them.

Homie, babe, mutual, sibling in BL-fandom, you don't want what I'm serving. I promise. I'm a dumpster fire.

My #1 show of 2022 was Love Mechanics because I see myself in smart sluts . . . and the dumb ones too.

Like 3oh!3 sang, "Don't trust a ho"

[just-puddding]

Team Minato week day 1- found family/teaching

Minato catches a right hook before it strikes him, right as the man jumps over a kick meant to throw him off balance.

They both leap away from eachother before clashing again and Minato almost gets takes an ugly punch his abdomen because he got distracted by Kakashi being sent flying a few feet back from a kick flat against his face

"Shit" he murmurs, grasping the enemy's wrist and using it to throw him against a tree, relieved that Kakashi managed to catch himself on his feet and engrave a kunai to his attacker's calf in response, instead of just getting blasted to the ground.

Minato doesn't even think about it before he charges forward to catch the nin that attacked Kakashi by the midriff, and tackle him to the ground.

The man buckles under his grip as Minato snatches Kakashi's kunai and drives it into the man's torso, cleaving it deep before diving it back again

"Kakashi" he says, catching the sight of his student by the side of his eyes "if you have something in your mouth you better spit it out before you choke" Minato advises, catching how Kakashi seems to be curling his mouth oddly under the mask

Kakashi hesitates, long enough for Minato to jump to his feet while the man he was fighting earlier gets up, before he nods his compliance and pulling his mask down

"Aaah!" Minato gasps, almost missing the man's throat as a tiny tooth goes flying out of Kakashi's mouth "or not!" Oh fuck.

Minato reaches him just in time to pick Kakashi, and his teeth, up and bring him out of the way from a fire jutsu that Kakashi was about to try to counter "hold on" he whispers to Kakashi, placing him down and quickly turning around to shield himself from a wave of kunai and shuriken

"Uh" Minato fumbles on what to do for a second, afraid he might lose the tooth accidentally "okay, Kakashi, listen" he tries

"Take this" he rushedly grabs Kakashi's hand and shoves the tooth in it "and make sure not to lose it" he clenches Kakashi's hand tightly around the thing, getting up on cue to a kick to his side and spinning , sending the man back "I'll take care of him"

Kakashi didn't look happy. At all

Ignoring that fact, though, Minato picked up a kunai from the ground and leaped toward the missing-nin, both of them clashing against each other

"Why." the man flinches as Minato engraves the kunai into his shoulder and Minato takes the momentum to grab his head "uh, well– hold on" he cracks the man's neck, heaving as he watches him fall down to the grass with a thump

Last one. It's fine. This is fine

He sighs as Kakashi approaches him, settling beside Minato and watching the corpse with an... Intense glare. Kakashi crosses his arms "i could have dealt with him in my own if you weren't so worried about a stupid teeth" he grumbles

Minato strains a smile, snorting despite himself "yeah, i know"

Kakashi huffs, making an small affronted gesture "you always do this." Minato only smiles– it's not untrue "why do I have to keep it, anyways?"

Kakashi stared up at him intently

Jumping on the change of subject, because he doesn't want to have to explain to Kakashi that he doesn't feel comfortable putting a 6-year-old At risk so he can 'get a feel for it', even if Minato does try to take it easy during missions to give Kakashi a chance to fight on his own (before he inevitably breaks in worry) Minato just hums

"well" he mouths "they say the first fallen teeth is the mark of a great warrior, and if you keep it will bring you fortune on your career as a Shinobi"

at least that was what most Shinobi in minato's immediate circle said, Minato knows that some clans have different legends about it and if he's not wrong civilians traditionally give their first to a loved for good luck

Kakashi seems unimpressed by his explanation, though, and his smile too, as he just loudly huffs "that's stupid, sensei" ouch

"This isn't even the first anyways" Kakashi mutters under his breath, looking back down towards the missing-nin, and Minato mourns not being there for the first "we should dispose of them"

Minato blinks, then looks down too, "oh, yeah, right" he chuckles "if we do this quickly we'll be back by noon, we're very close so I doubt anything else will happen"

The mission was a fairly simple C-rank. they were supposed to escort a group of wandering story-tellers that'd been touring around fire to a civilian village off west, but ended up getting ambushed by a few missing-nin holding a grudge on Konoha on their way back, an hour or two from the village. Unlikely it would happen again

Kakashi nodded absentmindedly, shoving his teeth down into his weapons pouch before he bent down and poked at the missing-nin's wound, sending blood spilling out

Kakashi curls his nose "they smell gross" he complains and Minato nods sympathetically, shuffling for body-scrolls "i imagine they do"

He pulled one out with a 'there!' and moved to bend down besides Kakashi, "i'll let you have the next one" Minato promises as he unwinds the scowls, looking placating to Kakashi

"Sure" the kid huffs, kicking off a jutsu to clean up the blood, well, not exactly a jutsu as much as technique

Kakashi bought chakra to the palm of his hands, molding it to take on a water nature so to soak up all the blood from the wound and grass into his chakra, then turning it back and dispersing it

It was a trick Minato was quite proud of him for, Kakashi had started using it a few missions back and it had been very helpful in cleaning up so far

Minato smiles as the blood vanishes and Kakashi gets up to move on to the next body, not waiting for Minato to seal this one first

Kakashi, as Minato learned, is trying to teach himself to use different chakra releases from his own, that being lightning and earth, and has so far proved himself to be quite good at it.

He already managed water (and dabbled in fire), although he complained that he can only keep up the molding for a few seconds at a time before it breaks, unlike natural chakra molding that can hold up for a few minutes, maybe an hour if you're a master.

Still very impressive Minato muses, watching Kakashi crouches before the big guy that'd attacked him earlier. most people can't use chakra natures besides their own.

Minato laughs softly to himself, finally starting to walk towards the boy as he remembers the time Kakashi had asked him to teach him wind release, which turned out to be the nature Kakashi struggles the most with

When Minato gets close enough, he tries not to laugh as he shoves his hand down into Kakashi's hair to mess with it

Kakashi makes an offended little sound of surprise, his shoulder shooting up as he crumples under Minato's hand

Minato remembers feeling really guilty that day for laughing when Kakashi lost control and sent the leaves he was practicing with flying all over the place, accidentally cutting his hand in the process

Kakashi almost drops the water back down on impact, but catches himself and throws Minato an indignant look that finally breaks him (which only makes Kakashi look more indignant)

"Let's go to ichiraku's when we get back, okay?" Kakashi tilts his head, then shrugs, knocking Minato's hand off of his head, looking back at the body "sure, whatever"

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I really wanted to make something for team Minato week, but I kept trying to come up with something and still didn't manage to make anything i was super happy with!

But! I still really want to participate because I really love them a lot, ya' know? So I decided to post some of what I have as drabbles instead of a fic, with some silly sketches to accompany them (kinda of rushed ones)

So, uh, yeah! Team Minato week baby!!

[sultansdaughter]

@princewished continued from here

He was right and she hadn’t really thought of it that way. Did Jafar deserve a ‘thank you’ for bringing them together and rescuing Aladdin in the dungeon? Refusing to admit that, some of it remained true.

But why did this come up all of sudden?

While he was occupied with princely lessons, it gave her time to think of everything that lead up to this.

Jasmine shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know… I’ve just been thinking… If we have children of our own, they’ll inquire about our story.” She took hold of his hands into hers.

“I just wish we could’ve ran away from Agrabah and started anew.” Far away from the royal responsibilities, royal decrees, and Jafar’s scheme to take over the throne.

“I was just so afraid of losing you and it’s not something I want to think about again.”

In summary, yes, there’s a few things she would’ve changed on their path to finding love. Because she never imagined finding her other half, this way.”

[helluvadyke]

they're goofin

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

i adore these two.

anyone who says they don’t act like brothers doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

[janedoe297-art]

best buddies

[eso-terrors]

my official apology for that sad hunter art, his siblings love him ok

[hellouniversehowareyou]

precious idiots who won't talk about their emotions

[gizaoyas]

"Shambles"

[densewentz]

thats it, thats the season

[antomatkoen]

soap definitely didn’t wear the skull earrings for a certain someone…👀

soap shows up at a bar all dazzled up after losing a bet :3