#i think that this is hilarious

[rain-day-today]

Just dying about the fact like lucy did way more like politically/ socially then her dad could have dreamed of, and in the most funny way too.

At 17 she runs away and then becomes friends with a DRAGON MAN just because “she looked nice” and ends up in a guild filled with “ random ruffians”. The “ruffian” guild that she joins just so happens to includes a prince of another world, Multiple of the most powerful people on the continent, and has the entire kingdom indebted to them. She ends up friends with THE PRINCESS OF FIORE AND THE CELESTIAL SPIRIT KING!

And and and GET THIS, the guy/dragon she ran away with? HES A PRINCE OF AN EMPIRE AND ALL THE FIRE DRAGONS.

Lucy heartfillia the women you are👏

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[stevenrogered]

Sam Reid: I ate so many of those photos. They were made of rice paper, so they stuck to the roof of my mouth. There were a few where I just shoved the whole photo into my mouth, but that didn’t work, so I had to eat it. It was like eating a sweet cake. They were stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn’t keep talking.

They’re saying mean things about Louis’ photos, so he’s going, “Fuck you! You took a beautiful photograph. Don’t listen to that guy. I’ll eat it.”

Jacob Anderson: I loved it so much.

[wolfythewitch]

Happy mermay

[redsray]

The batkids getting in trouble with the JL somehow when undercover or when using aliases and instead of... you know... the aliases... they give their siblings first names. Batman has gotten multiple calls from the JL where they'd be like

Green Lantern: Uh Bats we've got a 'Jason' in custody here he's asking for you.

Batman, panicking bc wtf did Jay do this time:

Tim: Hi!

Batman: You're not Jason.

Tim, dead serious: I don't know what you're talking about.

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[dapper-lil-arts]

Apparently there's a trend today of drawing terrible comics. I'm gleefully throwing my hat in. happy june all

[alexxuun]

His Angelina. They can be insufferable together.

[rain-day-today]

This is so so dumb but here me out

Natsu and gray entering a costume contest together

Everyone thinks that they did it because of Erza or something , and that their entry gonna be some half baked random apart duo.

Then…BAM!

They walk in

Full on crossdressed (and crossdressed well might I add) . like Cancer magic long hair, fake boobs (the things are actually real they just pushed up their man titties), the whole shabang and then some

as Starfire and Blackfire

ITS PERFECT

Natsu & Starfire =pink hair + green eyes + FIRE + childish feisty personality

Gray & Blackfire = black hair + dark (violet/black?) eyes + siblings rivalry + sarcastic personality

Everyone would be STUNNED JAWS TO THE FLOOR

[starsofang]

you love simon. truly. playing games with him in your free time was your favorite pastime, especially when you knew he was getting deployed and wouldn’t have the chance to join you for an extended leave. there was only one tiny issue.

the man is competitive. no matter the game, no matter if you were a team or against one another, he’s slipping you teasing comments that you’re 90% aren’t fully teasing and actually hold a bit of honesty.

some of the games he plays with you weren’t supposed to be competitive. some are even simple customization games that you had to beg him to play with you so you could create each other’s characters. now that he is playing them, you have moments of restraint to not shove his head into the screen.

“your colors don’t match the theme, lovie.”

“shut up, simon.”

“yes ma’am.”

“i think you need to spend more time in an aim training.”

“are you saying my aim is bad, simon?”

“no, ma’am.”

“how many times are you going to miss the damn jump?”

“i’ll do it again if you don’t shut up, simon.”

“you’re doing amazing, lovie, keep it up.”

it was utterly infuriating. but when the times came for his long deployments and the house was quiet, no snarky quips being thrown from beside you on the couch, you longed for it.

to hear him trash your aim, or tease you for not being as good as him — it may seem like he’s mean to you from an outsider’s perspective, but to you, it’s his love language, and you desperately miss it.

so, you’ll take whatever tease he throws. you know it’s his way of saying ‘i love you’, even if you want to rage quit every time.

[corgiteatime]

I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."

Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"

Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"

[blackseafoam]

✨ Nerra ✨

[isolabellz]

he lived, served cunt, died, and then served cunt even harder

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

Hugh Laurie: Yeah, I would actually love to have House as my doctor. I actually love him as a character so much, and I think he's actually a very sweet, caring person under his rude exterior. I'd love to sit down and have a chat with him.

Robert Sean Leonard: Wilson's a fucking freak and he scares me