#incorrect avengers textpost

[trans-marvel-fan]

Avengers as Tumblr Posts

[jouskalove]

(oops) i did it again

and ofc, john walker hate.

[mamaspidershit]

Murderer: Any last words?

Peter: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Natasha, on the comms: Peter that is the WORST way to distract them.

[textsfromtheavengers]

[xmcu-fietro]

Peter Maximoff as text posts and onion articles (with bonus Pietro and Spider-Man memes)

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Bonus:

[its-the-dollar-store]

Marvel characters as b99 quotes

Tony: the only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.

Natasha: you can’t let other people’s opinions get in the way of what you want. Especially because other people suck.

Clint: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that where the blood’s supposed to be.

Steve: Sarge, with all due respect, I am going to completely ignore everything you just said.

Bruce: did something awkward happen? I can probably relate.

Thor: how was I supposed to know there’d be consequences for my actions.

[looopylupin]

steve: wait so how many kids do you have??

tony: biologically, legally, or emotionally?

[incorrectstevebucky]

[inc0rrect-marvel]

Peter: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s just nice to be held.

Kidnapper: Are you okay??

[trans-marvel-fan]

[avengersincorrectquotes]

Loki: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Loki: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Peter, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Natasha:

Natasha: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

[rkishibes]

I love saying ‘fuck me ’ because it can either be sexual or just self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

— Loki, probably, at some point

[textsfromtheavengers]

[sinceuh-when]

natasha during an avengers meeting:“listen up idiots and wanda!”

sam: “did you just call me an idiot?”

nat: “yes. yes i did. now listen up—”

[camilleisback]

Neil Josten, massaging his sore arm after practice: I think I pulled a muscle.

Kevin Day: Neil, you can't pull what you don't have.