#incorrect beetlejuice

[barbarasjugs]

beetlejuice: What did I teach you about shooting people?

Lydia: How, you taught me how.

[jadeluz-official]

Beetlebabes + BJ2 Incorrect Quotes: Electric Boogaloo

Part 1 | Part 2

[gaily-daily]

Beetlejuice 2: a summary

Beetlejuice: can I try rizzing you up?

Lydia: sure I guess

Beetlejuice: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[leeeeeeeeech]

Lydia: So did you kiss them?

Beetlejuice: No, the moment wasn't right. Look, Y/n could be my future partner and I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Lydia: Aw Beej, that's so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch.

[chaoticace2005]

So… is Alex Brightman contractually obligated to narrate something his character is acting out?

Beetlejuice, broadway recording: Fake cartwheel!

Fizzarolli: Trumpet! Ha!

Adam: Guitar solo, fuck yeah!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: I think it's time to play the Beetlejuice card.

Mikey: What do you mean?

Casey: I mean saying his name three times.

Mikey: What?!

Casey: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetleju-

Mikey: Shut up! You fucking crazy? We don't want that guy running around in here!

Casey: No, Mikey, he'll be on our side. He'll help us.

Casey: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice-

Mikey: You're meddling with powers you do not understand! Cut the shit!

[caitlynskitten]

Wednesday: *winks*

Enid: *physically shatters into glass pieces*

Wednesday: ENID NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kankri: 6isexuality is actually r99ted in racism transph96ia, I d9nt mean t9 6e pushy 6ut may6e ch99se an9ther la6le?

Dave: guess ill have to back to being a regular old faggot then B/

Dave: so it turns out saying the f slur in front of this person wasnt a very good idea

[achromatophoric]

At some anonymous meeting in Connecticut.

Girl 1: So why’re you here?

Girl 2: My girlfriend insisted I attend at least once. Yourself?

Girl 1: My mom.

Girl 2: Ah. Mothers.

Girl 1: *smirks* So who was yours?

Girl 2: Mine?

Girl 1: Yeah, the other reason for being here. Your dude.

Girl 2: *sighs* Ah. Right.

Girl 2: Tall. White. Traditionally handsome with a mop of tousled hair. Like a tall glass of bland water in plaid. Regretfully generic.

Girl 1: Seriously? Ugh. Same here. Like, to a T.

The two share a moment of amicable silence.

Girl 1: So uh… a girlfriend, huh?

Girl 2: Quite. She is everything I never wanted.

Girl 1: Cool cool cool. Maybe I oughta—

Newcomer: Hey Wednesday, ya ready to go?

Wednesday: Of course, mi corazón. *stands* It was acceptable speaking with you…

Girl 1: Astrid. Astrid Deetz.

Wednesday: *nods* Deetz. This is my beloved, Enid.

Enid: Howdy!

Astrid: Nice to meet you. Have a good day, I guess?

Wednesday: And a terrible day to you.

Astrid watches the pair leave as a mix of curiosity and longing crosses her face.

Astrid: *murmurs* Girls, huh? I wonder— FUCK!

Hot coffee soaks across Astrid’s sweater. She jumps to her feet as a British-accented voice pipes up.

New girl: Oh shit! I’m SO sorry! I didn’t mean to coffeelize you like that.

Astrid: Did you just say coffeeli— *looks up*

Astrid: 😳

New girl: Yeah, uh —*nervous giggle*— gosh, please let me make this up to you? It’ll only take a few jiffies. My name’s Pippa. Exchange student. *holds out hand*

Astrid: Astrid. It’s nice to meet you, Pippa. *takes hand*

Pippa: That’s such a cool name! Nordic for “divine beauty,” yeah? I think it suits you!

Astrid: *smiles* Um. Thanks.

Both girls stand there, briefly at a loss for words. They notice neither how their hands are still clasped, nor the mischievous werewolf who is peeking from around a corner.

Wednesday: Are you quite done reveling in your success? We’ve a flight to Los Angeles to catch.

Enid: Yup! Mission accomplished. Let’s go!

Wednesday: Finally. Now then, about this Phoebe and Cecilia—

Enid: CC.

Wednesday: Fine. So about Phoebe and CC…

[mac-n-chees]

i see so many people on tiktok saying beetlejuice is a “creep” for waiting for lydia for 30 years and that the ship is disgusting and i gotta say…

shut the hell up❤️

like these the same bitches that swoon over the fact that 117 year old edward cullen was rizzing up 17 year old bella swan, like… is it because beetlejuice “isn’t conventionally attractive”… the double standards are WILD.

[barbarasjugs]

Lydia to Beetlejuice (or the opposite honestly): The hospital called. Your test results came back positive. You're a stage five dumbass.

[jadeluz-official]

Beetlebabes + Incorrect Quotes from Pinterest

[thebat-musicman]

Bernard: Crystals speak to me.

Tim: …what are they saying?

Bernard, whispering: Buy more crystals

[leeeeeeeeech]

Beej: Ah, Hey again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!

[loganslowdown4]

Roman: I’m so SICK of my brother, all I do is yell at him. ‘Remus stop that!’ ‘Remus put that down’ or ‘Re-‘

Virgil: Stop! Don’t say his name 3 times, he’s like friggin Beetlejuice-

Logan: Utterly ridiculous. I’ll prove it. Remus. Remus. Remus.

Remus: *appears* YOU CALLED??

Roman & Logan: AAAAAHHHHH

Virgil: What did I JUST? SAY?

[soupieoopieisloopie]

Y/N: Beej? Am I ugly?

Musical!BJ: What nonsense! Im looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful breather I've ever seen!

Y/N: BJ? Am I ugly?

Keatlejuice: *eating a fly* Very much.