#incorrect chris

[incorectpercyjackson]

Clarisse: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes. *walks away*

Chris: Parlay?

Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.

Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?

Silena: I understand it. I can’t speak it.

[applecidersstuff]

Sally *on the iris massage*: Percy did you take your sister to camp again? We have discussed this before, it’s unsafe for her there and-

Percy: Mom, hold on, I don’t have Estelle, I left her with Paul

Paul *peeking into the room*: I had to go run an errand, but one of Percy’s friends came by and volunteered to watch Estelle until Sally was back. I thought you put her down for a nap

Sally *panicking*: Paul, none of Percy’s friends are in town! It’s the summer, all of them are at camp! Who did you give our daughter to?!

Coach Hedge *bursts into cabin 3*: Jackson! I lost my son, we’re scouting the camp, I need you to check in the lake

Percy:

Sally:

Paul:

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Clarrise *across town*: Do you guys think I should’ve told your parents where we went?

6 y.o. Chuck and Estelle *Clarrise stole took them for ice cream*: *simultaneously shake their heads*

[pjotwitter]

500 followers post special featuring all the characters that have been in my posts + a few new ones ! ty for 500 followers 💖

[military-newsboys]

Christopher: Dad, i need some advice

Eddie: with what?

Chris: with love. like, how did you know you were in love with Buck?

Eddie: ...

Eddie: i'm in love with Buck??

[headcanonthings]

Chris: The McCall pack has a plan. Derek: Without Stiles and Lydia, McCall's pack has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.

[f1rewr1t3r]

which characters would this be

"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"

"gonna go get into trouble"

[bylerworld]

i think this fits them very well considering the "i thought you were smaller" scene that gets a laugh out of me every time

haven't seen a stucky version of this so i took matters into my own hands 🫡🙂‍↕️

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

[criminally-obsessed]

CHRISTOPHER: Can we go out to get ice cream? BUCK: Did you ask your dad? CHRISTOPHER: He said no. BUCK: Then why did you ask me? CHRISTOPHER: He's not the boss of you. BUCK, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

[stilesonthehunt]

Peter: Let’s write Argent a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: Do you have peacock?

Buck: Like the bird? If you give me 1 hour, I can get you one.

Eddie: Where are you- I meant the streaming platform!

[lilislegacy]

connor: hey perce. we figured you could use a boys weekend—no diapers, no dishes, just us, a beach house in cape cod, and an irresponsible amount of alcohol. six months from now. you in?

percy: ah, no can do man. appreciate the invite, but uh… i got a baby comin around then.

leo, horrified: holy shit. another one!?

chris: we thought the jackson baby factory had shut down! do we need to give you the talk?

percy, putting his hands up in surrender: woah, hey— i was just following orders.

travis, laughing: and how’s that?

percy: annabeth tells me she wants a baby, i give her a baby.

frank, trying not to laugh: like… immediately?

grover, shaking his head: do you even want another?

percy: jesus, guys. why the hell would i say yes if i didn’t? it’s our fourth, not our fifteenth! and yeah, we've been talking about it for a while. we love babies, we love parenting, we’re financially stable, the kids are excited… we’re happy. sorry our marriage is healthy and functional?

the guys: *giving in and congratulating him*

leo: so… you can’t just come on the trip until she gives birth to it?

[jessadamsdraws]

@wildkratt-quotes

[pjotwitter]

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[housemdfever]

Somewhat correct House MD text posts to make you want a cupcake!

I need the House MD tbh