#incorrect chris

[incorectpercyjackson]

Clarisse: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes. *walks away*

Chris: Parlay?

Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.

Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?

Silena: I understand it. I can’t speak it.

[applecidersstuff]

Sally *on the iris massage*: Percy did you take your sister to camp again? We have discussed this before, it’s unsafe for her there and-

Percy: Mom, hold on, I don’t have Estelle, I left her with Paul

Paul *peeking into the room*: I had to go run an errand, but one of Percy’s friends came by and volunteered to watch Estelle until Sally was back. I thought you put her down for a nap

Sally *panicking*: Paul, none of Percy’s friends are in town! It’s the summer, all of them are at camp! Who did you give our daughter to?!

Coach Hedge *bursts into cabin 3*: Jackson! I lost my son, we’re scouting the camp, I need you to check in the lake

Percy:

Sally:

Paul:

***

Clarrise *across town*: Do you guys think I should’ve told your parents where we went?

6 y.o. Chuck and Estelle *Clarrise stole took them for ice cream*: *simultaneously shake their heads*

[pjotwitter]

500 followers post special featuring all the characters that have been in my posts + a few new ones ! ty for 500 followers 💖

[military-newsboys]

Christopher: Dad, i need some advice

Eddie: with what?

Chris: with love. like, how did you know you were in love with Buck?

Eddie: ...

Eddie: i'm in love with Buck??

[headcanonthings]

Chris: The McCall pack has a plan. Derek: Without Stiles and Lydia, McCall's pack has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.

[f1rewr1t3r]

which characters would this be

"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"

"gonna go get into trouble"

[iheartgirlzn]

WHERE? trend with chb

“she uses you as bait in capture the flag!” percy: WHERE?!

“he’s emo!” will: WHERE?!

“they’re mean to you!” / “they have light hair!” leo: WHERE?!

“she—” piper: WHERE?!

“he went insane in the labyrinth!” / “she betrayed camp!” clarisse: WHERE?!

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

[criminally-obsessed]

CHRISTOPHER: Can we go out to get ice cream? BUCK: Did you ask your dad? CHRISTOPHER: He said no. BUCK: Then why did you ask me? CHRISTOPHER: He's not the boss of you. BUCK, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: Do you have peacock?

Buck: Like the bird? If you give me 1 hour, I can get you one.

Eddie: Where are you- I meant the streaming platform!

[jessadamsdraws]

@wildkratt-quotes

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[housemdfever]

Somewhat correct House MD text posts to make you want a cupcake!

I need the House MD tbh

[pjotwitter]

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: What do you think of this coffee sampler pack?

Duke: That's a good selection of all of their high-end blends.

Bruce: This will be perfect for Margie's birthday.

Duke: Wait... Margie? Your nemesis on the PTA?

Bruce: Yes, she drinks the free garbage coffee in the break room at the school.

Duke: You hate her. Why would you get her a gift?

Bruce: After this, she'll know what real coffee tastes like and won't be able to go back. She'll have to brew her own or stop at a fancy place each morning. This gift will cost her thousands of dollars a year.

[supfag]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯