#incorrect henry danger quotes

[find-y0ur-j0y]

Jasper: I put a little note in your bag to say "I love you".

Henry: Jasper, this is a 10-page letter.

[hyperfixated-on-hensper]

Henry: You motherducker!

Jasper: What?!

Henry: What the butt are you doing telling people that we're a gay couple?!

Jasper 😏: Oh, heard that through the grapevine, did you?

[billclintonssaxaphone165]

This is about to be crazy y’all

[sleighhethereal]

Before that mountain fight scene in the MACAQUE episode:

[Y/N], yelling at Macaque: you lied to MK!

Macaque: yep.

[Y/N]: you used him!

Macaque: that is also true.

...

Macaque, eyes half-lidded: she is really pretty

Wukong, punching Macaque's face sending him across mountains: i know, right??

[raynetheinsane]

Jason: A bee stung me!

Roy: did you provoke the bee?

Jason: yeah i was flirting with the bees girlfriend 🙄🙄

Jason: i was all “bzz bzz” and she was all “bzz bzz 😍”

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph storming off after an argument with Leo]

Leo, cheerfully: Love you!

Raph, upset: I don’t want to be loved by you right now!

[thefruitybrain]

*Henry watches Ray eating fried lizard leg in disgust.*

Ray: hmm…

Henry: please don't tell me it tastes like chicken.

Ray: no Henry, it’s a lizard.

Ray: it tastes like a lizard.

[thingsphoenix21]

*Persephone going back to the Olympus*

Persephone: Sorry it took me...

Dionysus: Oh Seph! You never believe what happened.

Persephone; No, I know.

Dionysus: There's a musical curse over the olympus.

Persephone: Yeah I Know.

Dionysus: And you never believe who did it.

Persephone: Apollo.

Dionysus: Apollo.

Persephone:Yeah, I know.

Dionysus: Oh Seph, you never believe how he did it.

Persephone: The clouds...

Dionysus: He took control of the clouds and put a weir-

Persephone: A weird frequency and know we have to sing.

*Persephone sighs*

Persephone: Dio

Dionysus: Yeah?

Persephone: Thanks for filling me in.

[killershark82]

Jasper: why is it a girl can call their girl platonic friend girlfriend, but I can’t say this to my boy toy twink malewife Henry?

[stardust948]

Azula: *Catches Zuko sneaking back inside*

Zuko: Please promise not to tell Mom and Dad!

Azula: OK. I promise.

Zuko: I mean it.

Azula: OK. I won't.

(At breakfast)

Azula: Zuko was out all night and didn't get back until 2 AM!

Zuko: !!!

Ozai: ZUKO!

Zuko: Yeah well last Friday Azula and her friends watched that R rated movie "A Ba Sing Se girl's basement"!

Ursa: AZULA!

Azula: What? It's not like it had anything I haven't seen before.

Ozai: That’s it! You two are grounded!

Zuko and Azula: But-

Ozai: My word is final!

Zuko and Azula: That’s not-

Ozai: Final!

Zuko and Azula: But they-

Ozai: FINAL!

Zuko and Azula: *sighs* Fine.

[find-y0ur-j0y]

Ray: What does “take out” mean? 

Jasper: Food. 

Henry: Dating. 

Charlotte: Murder. 

Piper: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

[hyperfixated-on-hensper]

Ray: *crying bc a milf turned him down*

Henry: "It's going to be alright, some day you'll find the right MILF and- dude, did you just wink at the mirror?"

Ray: "I LOOK PRETTY WHEN I CRY, OKAY?! The tears make my eyes sparkle."

[dangerdazee]

Henry: I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood. In high school, people were like, "What are your top three colleges?" I was like, top three colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the tail light by now.

[ijustgotherebro]

Pov: teenage zak and wadi are sparring, wadi tries to nail zack with her yo-yo but zak dodges

Zak: miss me miss me now you gotta ki-

Wadi: now i gotta what?

Zak: nothing forget it

Wadi: *walking towards zak* no no no now i gotta what?

Zak *panicking and trying to leave* No i change my mind ok you dont gotta do anything

[raynetheinsane]

Batfam (and friends) as Henry Danger quotes

(Because im a nerd and love this show)

Damian: Tt, my parties arent that bad

Jon: Christmas. 3 years ago. 15 kids ended up in the hospital!

Damian: FATHER!!!

Tim: Damian! Were trying to study here *indicates to Duke and Steph, both clearly not studying*

Damian: I’m talking to my Father.

Robin!Jason: Dangit! All these jobs say i gotta have skills..

Dick: You have skills!

Jason: Name one.

Dick: You’re a great dancer!

Jason: No I’m not?

Dick: You could take lessons.

(More under the cut i just dont want this to be super duper long)

Bruce: How old are you?

Tim, trying to become robin: Im 13, I’ll be 14. On my next birthday

Dick: Ah so youre aging sequentially

Tim, extremely tired: Do you ever dream about sleeping?

Steph, extremely confused:…no??

Tim: good. If you did youd be dead.

Bruce: Lets ride.

Robin!Jason who is very new to this: Wha- Ride where?

Bruce: We’ve got people in the Jandy River that need saving.

Bruce: Come on.

Jason: You mean we’re going there? Together? Like right now?

Tim, extremely dirty and has a cut on his face walking into Drake Manor:

Jack, not paying attention: Hey Tim, did you get the job?

Tim: Yeah, just finished my first day.

Jack: So hows work?

Tim: Uh it was pretty… interesting.

Bernard: Hey, you never told us what you do at your new job

Tim: *just stares wide eyed silently*

Bruce: While we were patrolling, Poison Ivy stole packs of baby bottles, can you guess why?

Robin!Dick: Uhhh

Bruce: To flood the bottles with radioactive plant matter.

Dick: I would not have guessed that.

Jason: I see youre in your pajama pants.

Tim: Yeah its almost midnight, I was studying for this test i have tomorrow

Jason: What subject?

Tim: Puerto Rican history

Jason: Ah Puerto Rico… land of…

Tim: Puerto Ricans?

Jason: yeah..

Red Hood: Strike three.

Spoiler: That was only 2

Hood: Okay, don’t correct me in front of the criminals

Duke: Whats in the mug?

Tim, who just poured himself and entire pot of coffee despite hating it: Coffee.

Tim: To keep me alive.

Duke: no, no, no, no, you cannot drink this much coffee after work. This mug is comedically large!

Steph: I have the same dream all the time. It satrts with me getting a horse for my birthday. Then my dad shows up. Then the horse kicks my dad in the face!

Jason, helping Tim study: You want a good grade on your puerto rican math test?

Tim: history

Jason, who died before he finished highschool: Same thing

Non-Bat who needs the antidote for Joker gas or something: Will this hurt?

Black Bat: Yes, very much.

Bernard, talking about a criminal the Bats cant catch: Its not Batmans fault, he just needs a better sidekick

Tim: One more time.

Bernard, who knows: Just saying, I’d be way better at catching criminals than the current Robin

Dick: I’m gonna die..

Jason: Not in the house. If you’re gonna die, do it outside

Tim: I’m Robin.

Bernard: I know. I figured that out.

Damian: Todd, I wish to speak to you about something.

Jason: BABIES COME FROM THE BABY STORE

Oracle: Steph, come to Gotham Park right now!

Steph: noo, I’m not in the mood for trees

Oracle: did i ask you what youre in the mood for?

Vikki Vale: So, Spoiler, how did you catch Two Face?

Spoiler: I’d love to take all the credit, but it was really all thanks to my partner, Black Bat.

Vikki: Interesting. Black Bat, can you tell us more?

Black Bat: No.

It really bothers me the lack of Babs, Cass, and Duke worthy quotes there are 😔😔 also my personal favs show a lot and im sorry for that, but there will be more as i think of them, these are just eps 1-4, the rest will be posted like in a queue or something and as single quotes cus im eepy

[thefruitybrain]

Charlotte: you were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Henry: the ambulance ride to the hospital

Charlotte: there were no ambulance. I drove you.

Henry: but I heard a siren.

Charlotte: that was Jasper.

Jasper: sorry I was panicking