#incorrect marvel qoutes

[rkiveinmarvel]

(Y/N): Yeah, don't go falling in love with me, Barnes. Bucky: You? That won't be a problem. -- A few weeks later Bucky: Steve, I have a problem.

[sourpatchgrapes]

*sif and Loki standing under a tree as they wait for the rain to stop in midgard*

Sif : oh wow,today's weather looks just like you.....shitty.

Loki : the forecast did say things would get really wet today....I'm pretty sure that's a first for you.

Sif : oh,yes. Several inches of rain.I've heard,could you imagine that?more than one inch?

Loki : you know? I think I'm having trouble imaging. Maybe if you moved a little into an ongoing traffic. Maybe the world and I would have the peace and quiet to invasion such a thing.

[fruityspaceboy]

Loki: …

Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... why are you being so quiet?

Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.

Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... What did you do?

Loki: I may or may have not… gotten a kitten…

Y/N: Whut?

Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*

Y/N: *slightly shock but unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?

Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.

Y/N: *realization hits him* oh my fucking Hel, that's a Flerken. Where did You find A bloody Flerken?

Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~

Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has tentacles! It’s stomach is basically a bag of holding!

*A couple seconds of Silence*

Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?

Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.

Loki: And we’re gonna name it Hannibal.

[1luna1lovegood1]

Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

[to-all-the-shows]

i have no idea of the qoutes origins but i did take it from this blog

https://www.tumblr.com/spideytorch-hovel

[gender-thief2]

iron man incorrect quotes in the year of our lord 2025 because i have brain rot and you all will suffer for it

[super-marvel-dc]

Y/N: When I was a kid, Eddie told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Venom: THEY ARE!

Y/N: FOR REAL?

Eddie: No! Why did you fall for it again?

Venom: I EAT THE WHOLE WRAPPER!

[torirosepatrocolus]

Foggy: you look great, pro homo

Matt: do you mean no homo?

Foggy: its a new era, support the gays

[checkingoutforheroes]

Wet dream.

Little Y/n running to Wanda & Nat room: Mom! Mama! Help me.

Natasha: Hey, we're here. Are you okay?

Wanda: What is it, sweetheart?

Little Y/n: Help me. I had a wet dream.

Wanda, Natasha: A what??

Y/n: A wet dream..

Natasha: How do you know it was a wet dream?

Little Y/n: like.. I'm like pee while I was sleeping. I wet the bed.

Natasha, relief: So you just peed the bed?

Little Y/n: I peed all over my sheet, my pillow, my blanket. I'm sorry. :(

Wanda: It's alright, sweetheart. Let me change your sheet okay.

Natasha: Let's go change your underwear, kiddo.

Little Y/n: I'm not wearing underwear, mama.

Natasha: What?

Gif credits to the owner, thank you.

[rkiveinmarvel]

Y/N: Can I have a bite of your food? Bucky: Absolutely not. John Walker: Wow. Some great couple. He won’t even share his food. Bucky: It has peanuts on it. They are allergic to peanuts. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Y/n to die? John Walker:...

[thelastwordsofthecrazy]

Right where you left me

I've already left the restaurant but sometimes when it's dark I sit back and wonder, was I ever supposed to be at the restaurant? Was that seat ever meant for me in the first place? What about the food we ate together the laughs we shared the songs we sang were they ever meant to be with me? Or was I just there for the time being until someone better came along

[sourpatchgrapes]

Loki: By the way before I go Tony check your pocket :)

Tony: Lo-

Loki: *teleport away before he could finish*

Tony:*sighs and check his pocket. It appears Loki stole nothing but there is a small paper inside in there now which reads"Lol, I don't steal from broke ppl dw <3"*

[fruityspaceboy]

Y/N: You know like how Tony and Pepper recently went shopping for baby-things and dragged me along?

Loki: … Yeah I do.

Y/N: Well, Tony was looking at some pink bowls, with cute designs, cause he really wants a girl.

Loki: Alright… and what if it’s gonna be a boy?

Y/N: That’s what Pepper asked. And just as I turned back around to them, I hear the sound of metal and he is, I kid you not, showing her a dog bowl.

[1luna1lovegood1]

Bucky: *messages the boys at 3am*

Peter : *replies back soon after*

Steve: What the fuck are you doing awake, go to sleep

[to-all-the-shows]

@spideytorch-hovel quote taken from this blog.

[gender-thief2]

iron man 2 incorrect quotes i made because i love this movie