#incorrect smurfs

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: I was almost attacked last might at the Grimmauld Place, Sirius! I walked in and there’s a colored man in my kitchen!

Sirius: Color? What color was the attacker?

Regulus: Blue

[fluffypigeonsandowls]

Enamoured just can’t get his (oblivious) crush’s attention can he

Gotta get it somehow I guess 🤷‍♀️

Another bit of ✨Discord shenannigans✨ and Incorrect Quotes >:))))

@theskybug @thedarkqueen14 @chaoticgremlin15 GET YOINKED (again)

Enamoured his design is done by Sky :3

[coconuttyglittersmurf]

Brainy: "Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?"

Smurfette: "*sighing* Hefty,"

Hefty: "Fuck shit up out there, but don't die,"

Clumsy: "*wiping away a tear* So inspirational,"

[shadow-coolness]

Vexy: I could smurf Storm.

Smurfette: In a fight right?

Vexy: :)

Smurfette: In a fight….right?

[elves-as-things-my-friends-said]

Morgoth: it's surprising how hard smurf blood is to get out of your hands

[milkism0uze]

Incorrect smurf quotes pt. 1

Brainy:You guys are in the disciplining room Go write “Brainy is best“ a bajillion times on the board and then you can leave

Smurfette:And if we don’t?

Brainy:I���m gonna start reading the whole encyclopedia to all of you.

[incorrect-smurfs-quotes]

(Interior of Papa Smurf's lab. Papa Smurf barricaded the door to keep the other Smurfs from coming in. Brainy and Smurfette are with the village leader.)

Smurfette: Brainy, you have to smurf out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.

Brainy: (worried) I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll smurf all of you!

Greedy: No, we won't. We just want Brainy!

Brainy: Well, maybe not you, but they'll hurt Clumsy!

Clumsy: (angry) Ah'm part of th’ mob!

[bluebell-love]

Brainy simplifying terms for his friends when they don't understand something >>>

written by someone who has a hard time understanding things and needs it simplified for me

Brainy: I think it's sleeting

Blossom: What's that?

Brainy: It's raining ice

Clumsy: Isn't that hail?

Brainy: That's big ice, this is small ice

Blossom and Clumsy: ohhhh!

[cactoise]

Miner he is trying to flirt with you

[just-another-rainy-day]

Incorrect Batfam quotes as things my friends have said:

Duke: The best part of getting out of bed is the existential dread. (To the tune of the Folgers jingle)

Jason: Discontinue your life?

Tim (hasn’t slept in days): potatoes without the pot is just ah, toes.

Steph: we appreciate your non funniness.

Bruce: How will I keep myself busy after I retire?

Damian: 9 years a killing.

Cass: good god you look like a Smurf.

Dick: thank you! I’ve been waiting for a compliment my whole life.

[hostilemuppet]

i briefly thought that jp karliak (dantes voice actor) was influencer smurf in the new smurf trailer. i was (probably) incorrect since he actually voices gargamel and razamel. its possible he ALSO voices influencer and its a minor bit part at the beginning but i doubt it. before i learned this i drew

and it no longer has any context to justify it so it just looks like the crazed scribbling of an insane person

[coconuttyglittersmurf]

Brainy: "Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?"

Smurfette: "*sighing* Hefty,"

Hefty: "Smurf things up out there, but don't die,"

Clumsy: "*wiping away a tear* So inspirational,"

[shadow-coolness]

Lazy: I’m doing my best.

Papa: You’re not doing anything.

Lazy: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.

[butterfrogmantis]

A little question, of your butterverse couples, who were the first to have a child and how old (if you have a hard time with smurf years, can you say human years) were they when they received their bby?

Greedy and Lazy! I know, it surprised everyone. Perhaps Lazy figured if he got there first there'd be more hands to help before everyone else started getting bundles /lh

Slacker Smurf is the oldest of the Butterverse next gen and sorely underused to the point where his original ship w/ Diligent is up for potential removal because I just don't draw him anywhere near as much as Diligent 😔 He's a cutie tho lookit him

As for Greedy and Lazy's age it was pretty young, get em' out the way before you're old and even tired-er (yes that's purposeful incorrect grammar). I don't have an age down to the exact number but most likely around early-mid 200's.

Humanverse gets complicated since lifespans are so much shorter that 10 years is a LOT to humanverse where it's absolutely nothing to Smurfs so I can't always translate stuff with 100% accuracy but this equates to mid twenties still.

[larkral]

Ten Questions for Writers

Thank you @emeryhall for the tag!

How many works do you have on AO3? 22?

What’s your total AO3 word count? 267,125

What fandoms do you write for? At present: Carry On, In Other Lands, Red White & Royal Blue, Check Please, and I suppose The Scholomance. (I don't have any active WIPs in Check Please or The Scholomance right now, but I do not assume that I'll stay away forever)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? Yes! Except I don't always respond promptly, because I get very in my head about it. I have a backlog of ~25 comments I need to respond to, and I try to do a couple every time I get a comment and I have the energy.

Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I'm aware of.

Have you ever co-written a fic before? Kind of? I've done a round robin fic in a long ago fandom, and have discussed writing something together with several people (notably: @shrekgogurt and @petedavidsonscock), but one or both of us fizzled on the idea before making it happen.

What’s your all-time favourite ship? Uh oh, I'm not sure.

What are your writing strengths? I've been told that my characterization is really good, so I'll go with that. I am personally very invested in figurative language, so I do a lot of that and love it and will never stop. I also enjoy investing a lot of thought and energy into making sure the logistics of my stories work. If you've read A Dangerous Affinity you probably recognize that fact, and it's also true in Feet Buried in the Sand, Friday Prime, finally (already, always), and my current WIPs in RWRB fandom and IOL.

What are your writing weaknesses? My main writing weaknesses are logistical. I'm a little bit the opposite of the "too many WIPs" writer. If I have an idea that I feel compelled to write, it's a pretty cool experience, if I don't have an idea, I just don't write. That's the reason I was in a 7-year writing slump after my ideas in my prior fandom ran out. I also get impatient to publish, so sometimes I don't ... edit as much as I might want. Which leads to things such as... tense fuckery (two of my current stories are in past tense and two are in present tense. If you think I'm getting those consistently right you are incorrect!).

First fandom you wrote for? Animorphs, before the internet, on my family's desktop computer in our basement while my siblings watched The Smurfs across the room. I have a feeling if I ever overheard an episode of the Smurfs I'd have an attack of sense memory about writing this story.

Tagging @petedavidsonscock @talentpiper11 @kiwiana-writes @captain-aralias @wellbelesbian

@fatalfangirl @mostlymaudlin @philaet0s @chen-chen-chen-again-chen @nausikaaa :-P

[incorrect-smurfs-quotes]

(Timeline: Season 3-4 of the 1980s cartoon show. Back in reality, Brainy wakes up in his bed.)

Smurfette: Oh, Brainy! You're awake!

Brainy: What happened?

Handy: You've been in a coma ever since you tried to jump Smurf Gorge!

Brainy: How long?

Clumsy: Two days ago...

Brainy: Two days? But we had so many adventures! More than 700!

Papa Smurf: (is holding Baby Smurf) Those were all coma dreams. None of them really happened.

Brainy: The Smurflings, too? (sobbing) We never experienced time travel? We never met present-day humans?! What about the Girls' Village?!?