#intro: parker

[cbartonscoffee]

the pitt twitter au profiles (+ masterlist)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[erinwantstowrite]

The way that my brain broke at your last post - oh my goodness Peter didn’t really go to school and is missing so much information and doesn’t know JFK. He only knows the Founding Fathers from Hamilton the Musical. Well, the obvious solution is the musical-ify all of US History.

he's been taking remedial classes but if he's not interested in smth it's impossible for him to retain the information. he's like "yeah i know the laws of thermodynamics. i am confused about the branches of the government." he's knows about the boston tea party and he hates christopher columbus but he does not understand what the stock market is. it is entirely a gamble on what peter will know. well not really a gamble because it's mostly 7th-9th grade history that he's confused about

[rsli33]

𝓜ARVEL ✴︎ 𝓭R

“who gon' pray for me?” 𓍼ོ

SYNOPSIS . . . rosalie's life flips when her classmate turns out to be the bug superhero, and he somehow traps her in his web as she helps him and his nerd friend [guy in chair? I'm not saying that ned!] survive nyc thugs. oh! and did she mention her body is possessed by an immortal entity?

[ note . . . this is shifting content, this by far is the only marvel dr i have really truly stuck by, it’s based on the movies instead of the comics (mostly bc the comics give me a headache trying to plan it all out and make it fit), i did create a whole universe, once again, to fit in Etherea into the plot without disturbing what mcu has already. and no, I didn’t script that etherea possessed my body in a traumatic way, just a silly ‘wtf!?’ type of way. enjoy my loves!! ]

BACKSTORY . . . Moving around, mostly because you’re parents were obsessed with aliens' civilization and a goddess storing antiques, wasn’t as fun as people thought it was. Never having a fix home, friends to lean on, damn it not even a single meaningful piece of anything to hold on to. So yeah, it’s boring being stuck in the temporal house without being able to do anything. But at least Rosalie has music and a cat! . . . yeah . . . that’s it. Nothing in Rosalie’s life brought any excitement or thrill, and she wasn’t sure if she hated it…or liked it.

SOUL ENTRAPMENT . . . How did this happen you wonder? Well, it’s a straightforward story! Let’s set the scene. One day your parents set down a new vase in the living room, a very. . . interesting looking vase, but who are we to judge. It’s a late start for school, and you bump into it, causing it to fall and well…break. You shrug it off as you pick up the pieces, throw them away, and go to school. Well, you bandage off a cut you got but it’s fine, it’s just a cut…right? So why does Rosalie keep seeing a woman follow her this entire week?

Why does it seem like no one sees this lady curse at Rosalie with no shame? This might be New York but come on, someone has to get tired of the same shit for a WHOLE WEEK!? And why is the school allowing this creep into their grounds!?

A week turns into a month and soon enough Rosalie slaps the lady—wait—this. . . this can’t be!? Her hand went right through hitting this poor boy in the face. Yeah, she almost moved to another state after that. So turns out Rosalie is crazy, and she’s stuck with a big-bang old goddess lady.

PUPPY LOVE . . . A spider and an arachnophobic, what a match made in hell! Except, this spider is a 5’10 ft human nerd. (she is too but that doesn’t matter) And the aeachnophobic is possessed by a goddess. But here’s the kicker, the spider boy doesn’t know that she knows that he’s the loser she slapped (ACCIDENTALLY) a few months ago. Ha! Eat shit Etherea! But when she starts to notice the hardships that come with being alone and carrying all that weight, Rosalie somehow, like always, manages to find herself in between the life of the avengers and a particular spider guy who finds outs that she knows that he knows that she knows who he is beyond that mask.

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[quartzquake]

New and Scary

Trying out this tumblr thing to see if it helps with fanfic stuff I'm tryna write...

I feel like such a technophobe boomer right now :/

Anywho, I'm quartzquake. Just started writing fanfic late last year. Totally inspired by the mounting frustration of continuously refreshing the spiderio tag on ao3 only to find nothing new (other than the few lovely writers that are keeping it alive - bless ya's ❤️)

Sooo if anyone want to chat Spiderio or Starker, lemme know!

[eepwtf]

kai parker is so ethel cain coded specifically family tree (intro), and family tree.

here’s why:

he was the prodigal son turned pariah, cast out by a family that worships its lineage while letting its rot seep into the roots. he’s the black sheep born under a curse of silence, his existence a scar across their bloodline. his sins are their sins, and they have exiled him not for his evil, but because he wears the mask of their darkest truths too openly.

kai is the cain to their abel—damned by birthright, blood marked on his forehead, driven into exile to wander the wastelands of his own making. he is the boy who killed his family to escape them, but the irony burns bitter: he carries their voices in his head like ghosts, whispers of what he was supposed to be and what he became instead. his hunger for power is the desperation of a starving man clawing at the ruins of a house that never let him in. he doesn’t just want to destroy his family; he wants to devour their gods and spit their broken bones back at them.

like jesus rejecting his father, kai denounces the family that cursed him, the coven that deemed him unworthy, exiling him as a siphon witch, a parasite in their eyes. but no matter how far he runs or how loudly he screams, he cannot escape the blood that binds him to them.

the rejection fuels him—his rage at being cast out, at being made the black sheep and abomination of the family. yet deep inside, where he refuses to look, there’s an ache—a child’s hollow grief for a love he never received, for the mother’s blood that still pulses through his veins. he carries it with him like a wound that festers, a reminder that no amount of violence or cruelty can ever cleanse the filth of what he is, what he was made to be. he is the sum of his family’s sins, the dark echo of their legacy, and no matter how much he tries to wash it off, to transcend the label of “abomination”, it clings to him, dripping from his fingers like the lives he’s taken.

anyway! thank you for coming to eepwtf’s ted talk, i could go on about this for ages.

[peter-the-spider-guy]

"When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you."

Name: Peter Benjamin Parker Age: 23 Alias: Spiderman Pronouns: He/Him Sexuality: Bisexual

"I've been me my whole life, and I've had these powers for 6 months. I read books, I build computers... and yeah, I would love to play football, but I couldn't then so I shouldn't now."

Hey! I'm Peter Parker, also known as Spiderman (awesome right?) Well... not so awesome lately. I lost Tony and I lost May, and all my friends have kinda forgotten me but... could be worse right? I could be dead!

I've got some people... I’m engaged to the love of my life William @dam-that-river, couldn’t ask for someone better I also work for @the-daily-bugle-official-blog. Seems a bit stupid but it pays surprisingly well

Feel free to drop in and talk! I'm always up for a conversation. It can get kinda lonely sometimes...

OOC:

Hey! Another rp blog from @thund3randrain. This Peter Parker is from a few years after No Way Home, and is in a similar situation to the Tobey or Andrew Spidermen. Asks and rp starters are appreciated but please no NSFW. Otherwise go crazy!

The moodboard is by @moodboards-and-magic, tysm <3

[parkitaco]

why don't you like heartstopper?

hi anon my apologies u sent this a while ago but the movie announcement has me Thinking things so here we are ! (adding a read more here so heartstopper enjoyers can feel free to scroll without being bombarded by my Thoughts)

to be honest, i don’t dislike the show *that* much! i thought the first season was super cute, but around s2 i started getting bored with it. it’s nothing against the show itself or people who do like it, and i haven’t read the books so maybe there’s a facet of it that i’m missing out on because of it, but it’s very much a show that’s designed to outline as many different lgbtq and mental health topics as possible and explain why It’s All Okay 👍 😃 which is fine! i understand why for a younger queer person still figuring themself out, it might be really helpful to see those topics actually talked about on tv. however, since i’m not at that stage of life anymore, i start to get annoyed by all of the Perfectionism of it, because what i want out of media i engage in is a story that is Interesting, and heartstopper just isn’t that to me. everyone is too understanding about everything, and can express their feelings in perfect Therapy Words, and like, i don’t know. my favorite book is the goldfinch. i want stories about gay people who suck and are mean to each other and go through decades of homoerotic angst before they even begin to try to unpack it. i want the story to be about something Besides just the fact that the characters are gay and mentally ill.

“but it’s good queer representation!” yeah, it’s representation and it’s important. but i think queer people deserve to see themselves represented in stories that are complex and meaningful and actuallt feel Real, too, and i think that people who act like this show is the end all be all of gay rep need to take a second to think about how maybe it’s Not a good thing for the only media about gay people we have to be About Being Gay. i think heartstopper has a very clear message that many people need to hear, but for me personally? i don’t like when my media tries to teach me something. there’s a difference between having themes and messages that make you Think vs having a Moral Of The Story that is shoved down ur throat from day one.

also, it’s just fun to be a hater.

[schrodingersinteraction]

MORE LEVERAGE THOUGHTS LETS GO

Just watched Leverage S3E3 The Inside Job and HOLY FRICK

ITS SO GOOD

PARKER LORE

ALL THE FEELINGS

"Breaking a storenko is like climbing Mount Everest, you can't just jump on..." "Can you do it for Parker?" "..." ow my heart they're so excellent

Parker using Eliot as "boyfriend" so so funny

omigOds this might be my favorite episode so far

[sullyoonfairy]

i just wanted to be special

like you, gwen

gwen? who's gwen?

everything's going to be okay...

don't ... don't go!

sullyoonfairy | spider-man: across the spider-verse (2023)

[spidey-dad]

*Sigh* Ok, let's do this one more time...

My name's Peter B Parker! I got bit by a radioactive yada yada, you know the rest. Look I know I'm not the only Spider-Man, but I might be the oldest one around.

This is an all-ages space where I hang with vigilantes, mutants and civilians alike.

Please feel free to send asks or interact! Don't be scared of the mask. I might invite you to webswing with me!

Ooc: this is Peter B's minor and kid-friendly zone. Mun minors and mun adults with minor muses are welcome. Adults, you are welcome too but don't feel like you have to start interacting here. You can head directly to @bstandsforbabydaddy if you'd like but be warned: there be horniness.

[rosesradio]

Intro Post 🫶

Writing Navigation ✍️

Current Writing Plan 📝

My Inbox Is Paused 💌

*for all inbox inquiries, please send things that can be answered in five minutes or less (example: when submitting headcanons, the response will be no longer than a paragraph) unless otherwise specified (such as a holiday drabble event). i am doing this to reserve time and prioritize my longfic*

[asteraddicted]

Hello! My name is Aster, and I am making this post as someone new to Tumblr!

Fandoms I'm in as of 14 September 2024:

-DCU (Gotham centric)

-Marvel (Spider-Man centric)

-Danny Phantom

DNI List:

-Proshippers, Comshippers, etc.

-Racists, Homophobes, Misogynists/Misandrists, etc.

-THOSE rage-baiters.

More About Me:

-I like writing short little stories once in a while, nothing post-worthy.

-I have a habit of getting into fandoms without knowing ANYTHING about the source if it just interests me, so take that as you will

-Cringe culture is dead; I will act 'cringe' for many and that is inevitable. Don't like me? Leave or block!!

-I love alternative fashion, but I don't have the money to pay for it T-T

-Small artist! Not very good and self taught lol.

-I LOVE ALL ANIMALS. Bugs, fish, birds, land animals, you name it!

Socials:

-TikTok (Mostly active): AsterisArtAddicted

-Insta (Not really active): AsterAddictedtoArt

-Twitter (Lurker): AsterisAddicted

[brown-spider]

Does ATSV pass the Bechdel test. It doesn't feel like it

[peter-b-parkerr]

“Hey! Spider-Man here!” ˎˊ˗

── .✦

“Hey, this is the one and only Peter B Parker. Come and talk to me about…anything you want, really! Just be appropriate about it, alright?”

[INFO]

People I know: @spiderpunkofficial <- “Hobie! Cool kid, I mean- technically not a kid but…yeah. Great with May-may!” | @millas-con-morales <- “Miles! My incredible kid. I mean mentee- obviously. He’s great!” |Ask to be added or removed!

Tags - In character tag: spider-dad. 🕷️ + reblogs: alright people let’s do this one last time. 🕸️ + Out of character tag: stars speaking ooc! ⭐️

Blog/Ask rules. ⟢

── .✦

Hello!!! This is star. Keep in mind that I’m a minor! This is my first time roleplaying in the spider-verse fandom—and I’d like you to know that I have only watched across/into the spider-verse. No other spider-man movies or anything. So keep that in mind!

I appreciate asks, but as stated before—I want to keep them appropriate, okay? Angst is fine, anything sexual or related to it is not. And nothing excessively dark. If you’re curious if something you wanna ask is appropriate, talk to me!

Thank you for reading. ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

[periodically-puzzled]

pinned post babey

hi! i'm felix. i write fanfiction. i like to pretend it's about the power of vulnerability or the ways that toxic masculinity makes us weak but mostly it's about making spider-man and deadpool kiss.

you may know me from:

-gunpowder and firewood - a grindr AU and the first fic i ever wrote

-tap out whenever - gay chicken (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

-it's just a prank, bro - prank war (gone wrong) (gone sexual)

projects i'm proudest of:

-what's the sitch? - late night hurt/comfort best experienced at 4am

-star-crossed - a soulmate AU with a PWP twist

-It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like %@$&*mas - a chanukah hallmark movie where peter is jewish and wade is a goyish grinch

wips i'm working on:

-the time of miracles - a die hard AU with a gender-bent sinister six

-silence is golden (webbing is silver) - a soulmate AU but it's dark and enemies-to-lovers

-scenes from a rooftop - candy-sweet drabbles that make you want to puke

my main blog is @puzzled-on-main if you want to hear my scalding hot takes on things other than fanfic and comic books, and i'm replyhazy on discord.

[medeasgirl]

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hello 👋

i’m mari, i’m pretty much a certified dork for bungo stray dogs and the marauders.

i’m 18, bisexual and like using commas too much. i also go by she/they and post silly fanfiction here and on ao3

always looking for mutuals and asks so feel free to yell at me here or in my dms! requests are open so let me know anything you’d like to see <3

i’ll post my spotify, my masterlist and tags list on here sometime, this blog is still pretty new :)