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machinedramon · 9 months

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ppl keep bitching abt "millennial writing" (borderlands, new saints row, etc) but I'm tired of pretending it's not funny yall are just joyless and up your asses

#is it stupid? yeah. is it lowest common denominator? frequently.#but i think that over the top stupidity is funny #it's absurd. i like absurd.#''oh its just marvel writing'' no marvel writing is LAZY millenial writing.#and i dont like that either. but repetition and hyperbole are very very funny to me and borderlands and the new saints row do that.

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egophiliac · 4 months

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we were fucking ROBBED

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #the only ssr i'll whale for #oh my god i loved this update. holy shit #got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later #in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not #the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that #don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore #i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase #not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE #also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it #anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE #(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING #also i cannot believe #i cannot BELIEVE #that the plan is actually literally #defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him #HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS #malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros

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mintaikk · 2 months

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I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

#yall seem to ignore how V is the true monster fucker here #his entire species breeds asexually and the idea of wanting to bond with your host is so absurd to them #and also just how biologically different humans are from symbiotes #like at least Venom turns somewhat hummanoid so Eddie being attracted to him isnt entirely off #but Venom's species by itself is just a blob #im sorry but Venom being the true monster fucker in their relationship is so wildely ignored and i need people to talk about it more #(not saying Eddie isnt a monster fucker he totally is)#venom #venom symbiote #symbrock #eddie brock #tags #talking #rambling #im going to hell #asexual

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sisaloofafump · 6 months

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In case it seems like every third comic has Batman in it... you're not wrong. He's been in 38.6% of DC issues since 2020, with a stark increase of 8% each decade since the 90s and surpassing Superman in popularity. Despite this, there's been a massive drop off of comics where he is teamed up with Superman or a Robin (although the amount of group team ups between Batman Family members has increased, as well as Nightwing solos).

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evelynpr · 2 months

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Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.

Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.

#first of all absolutely no hate to izuocha #i actually really like them together romantically or not. i love their dynamic so much #but you must know just how hilarious and absurd it is #that this series started with them crushing on each other #and then ochako's attraction to deku became an important part of her character #BUT they completely turn it around and made it about #deku's meaning as a hero and being saved #and ochakos expression of love and understanding others #like. that is legit very compelling and a beautiful relationship #but they did not become A Couple. at least- nothing confirms nor denies it #just like how a queerbait relationship would be #absolutely hilarious. i honestly love how it ended like this #doesnt mean i love the ending tho. oh boy its weird and legit bad in many areas #But this? My god I am so fucking sold.#God bless izuocha bakudeku and togachako i love you all #evelynpr bnha #bnha #mha #my hero academia #mha 430 #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #bakudeku #bkdk #tgck #togachako #i dont think I'll tag izuocha cus...im scared #i really dont hate it guys I promise I dont #izuku midoriya #ochako uraraka

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eilraee · 3 months

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I think forgetting about dream studio in the second film was a mistake. It has so much potential!

#art #artists on tumblr #fanart #inside out 2 #inside out fandom #inside out #inside out fanart #inside out anxiety #inside out ennui #tags are always so hard for me #think about every time you dreamed about something as a teen and it was terrifying as hell #that's what i am talking about #teen dreams has so much absurd and drama #like i was literally watching the most intense drama every night and then wake up realising it was a complete bullshit #BUT I HAD SO MANY FELLINGS ABOUT IT!!!

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solarockk · 6 months

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Im oh so normal about real life smp and gaslight gatekeep girlboss

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ooliecat · 4 months

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the cake was a lie

#or truth. or #you know that one trend from like 2 centuries ago yeah that one #wheatley #chell portal #my art #portal 2 #glados #comic #was originally gonna post it not colored cause i couldn't get it right but saw someone say how they like how i color so i was like #ok..i'll color it..thank youbtw #i was gonna wait a week before it went absurd but you see now #chell

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lotus-pear · 2 days

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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw #doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive #anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd #like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS #WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH #god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH #i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME #they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel #and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done #ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke #me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #goro akechi #shuake #akeshu #lotus draws

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 3 months

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he giggles

#wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #neuvithesley #genshin impact #he goes aheeheehooheehoohee #i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something #really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice #and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated #also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally #sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day #but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh #he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism #the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe #and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny #the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the #perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe #art #my art

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stealingyourbones · 2 months

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Never will I stop with the steadfast notion that folks in the DPXDC fandom should interact with at least some form of canon DC media.

There are comics, tv shows, radio dramas both old and new, podcasts, movies, magazines, so much shit that intentionally avoiding the media is simply preventing yourself from spawning new ideas and gaining a new appreciation for a fandom that you’re already in.

The Superman Radio Show has episodes 11 minutes long. A lot of the TV shows don’t have episodes that surpass 30 minutes and most are nearly fully clipped on the official DC YouTube channel. The amount of fan made motion comics is astounding. The amount of fanmade animations is equally as incredible.

#bones rants #dpxdc #I’m so tired with this fandom basically inbreeding concepts until it dies because people refuse to look at DC and accept new pieces of media #on the media that they consumed. your choice!!!#I’m just so tired. if anyone responds to this with even a sentence review of a NEW piece of DC media that they saw ill write a prompt based-#as things that should be explored. I’ve been blocked by many folks bc of this notion and it BAFFLES me. how is consuming media-#such an absurd request? there’s such a bountiful amount of such cool characters to check out and I don’t even #have the energy to write them because I know that people ignore those prompts bc they don’t take the effort to look at new things #I know this because I’ve done it time and time again and still do my best to showcase new characters #the difference between batfam prompts and literally any other character prompts is staggering #it just makes me sad man. I’ve more than once posted reccomendations for DC media on my page #I’m spoon feeding it to people and they still slap the spoon away like I’m pretending broccoli is an airplane and they see the veggies #bones writes in the tags #bones speaks #danny phantom #dp x dc

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mostharshrepose · 3 months

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I know he looks like shit, but I'd just like to point out for those who don't know that Biden has always had a speech impediment. The stutter and stammer have always been there. It's not a sign of his mind going.

I'm sure the fucking dentures aren't helping, though.

#presidential debate #not saying this whole thing isn't absurd #but I like context #joe biden

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mobblespsycho100 · 4 months

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smth so good abt labru besides the obvious thing (narrative foils) is also the fact that laios is such an open book / wears his heart on his sleeve and honest down to earth guy that he just loops back around to being unpredictable . like the fuckin, “its not even a monster??” laios fav food reveal is such a funny bit because like . okay. its hilarious that kabru who’s whole thing is being able to read people super well and remember all these details abt them is just so utterly blind when it comes to laios. hes like shooting a dart everywhere and it hits the general direction but at the same time the trajectory is just so off because laios does something bizarre that kabru has to reorient his chart of “stuff abt laios touden” and scramble things around. its like a game. a flow chart of . whatever the fuck

basically Kabru, the guy who knows everything there is to know about everyone. V.S this enigma who isn’t even that mysterious just autistic and easily misunderstood

#its so damn funny #Kabrus LAIOS MANUAL (WIP) (Still Ongoing)#like of course the more he encounters him the more he starts to understand and like #Kabru constantly updates what he knows abt everyone and everything . he is the up to dater. for normal reasons #but its so funny to me that even tho the stuff laios does makes sense . to me. its still like hey man what was that. to kabru #im so good at wording things and this probably makes like only 80% of sense #it is late and i probably should sleep #dungeon meshi #kabru of utaya #laios touden #labru #theyre so hilarious to me . absurd people . i need them inside a printing press #a paper shredder. even

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officialspec · 2 months

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cant stop thinking about these questions from my adhd diagnosis pre-screening

#this one was for anxiety and also included the question 'have you ever felt numbness?' which is ABSURD #like. ever??? in what???? physical or emotional????? where am i #everyone give it up for my 4th time being diagnosed bc i still dont have any paperwork to show for it !!!!! woohoo #ok to rb

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ghostface-knight · 10 months

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"average hatchetfield citizen dies horribly in three timelines" factoid is actually just a statistical error. average citizen dies horribly in zero timelines. "doomed-by-the-narrative Ted", who works at CCRP Technical and dies in every fucking timeline is an outlier and should not be counted

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #is this anything #spiders georg #ted spankoffski #i love the increasingly absurd ways that ted bites the dust #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #time bastard

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doctorsiren · 7 days

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give this angle another tri

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #bill cipher #scalene cipher #euclid cipher #stanford pines #theraprism #gravity falls fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #yeah I finally checked out thisisnotawebsitedotcom hooray!#don’t ask what everything on the second page says #I don’t even remember at this point LMAO #I just wanted to make it look neat but now my hand hurts from all that coded writing #there also may be some spelling errors in there bc that always seems to happen with me HAHUIHS #by merely messing up the cipher lmao #I based Scalene and Euclid off of old cartoon parents #Scalene is based around just like…50s cartoon mom #and Euclid has that 50s cartoon dad thing but also Professor Utonium #little billy….he’s just my young Miles Edgeworth…he’s Astro Miles real…#when I think of his home world I envision it all 50s styled #like cartoon depictions of that time with bright colours and bold geometry #in my head it’s idealistic but done so on purpose so that destroying such a place would be an even more absurd thing to do #destruction caused by his hubris and thirst for wanting something MORE wihtout appreciating what it was he already had #and now he has nothing in the end and it’s his fault and he knows it #thinking about him missing his parents and regretting that decision every single day hurts me 😭

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