#james/evan/barty

[enbysiriusblack]

marauders ship battle

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[prongsinrevolt]

behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

[seekmemystar]

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

[managone16]

Jegulus marriage reveal 1: Stranger: Hey, can I buy you a drink? Regulus: No thanks. Stranger, ignoring him: So, what do you do for a living? Regulus: Nothing. Stranger: Oh. You seem rich. Regulus: That's because my husband's my sugar daddy. *Sirius, who was nearby, starts choking* Stranger: H-husband? You're married? Regulus, showing off his ring: Yes. *Stranger mumbling apologies and leaving* Sirius, loudly: YOU'RE MARRIED?? Regulus: Yes. Barty: Wait, WHAT? You're joking. Regulus: No, I'm not joking. Sirius: This is NOT funny if this is a joke. You have a ring! Marlene: Wait, what's happening? The rest of them: REG IS MARRIED!! Dorcas, blinking: Sorry what the fuck now? Regulus, rolling his eyes: Ok, I'm married, now you all know, can we move on? Dorcas: Since fucking when? Sirius: TO WHO?! James, entering: Why's everyone screaming? Regulus: To him. *Everyone being dead silent* Barty: I'm sorry, what?

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Wolfstar:

"Moony?"

"Yes, Pads?"

Starchaser:

"Jamie?"

"Yes, love?"

Rosekiller:

"SKANK"

"WHAT"

[themoonandtosaturn]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[until-the-house-shakes]

I feel like Barty would ask Evan the most RANDOM questions at like 3 AM.

Barty: if I died. Do you want them to surgically connect my dick to you? Like do you want my dick for your bottom surgery?

Evan: I don’t think that’s how it works.

Barty:… damn.

*Barty waking up Evan as if he just had a nightmare*

Barty: Do you think my animagus would be a horse?

Evan: Why would it be a horse?

Barty: I’m so scared of them Ev. Please say it wouldn’t be a horse.

Evan:… WHY WOULD IT BE A HORSE?

One more

Barty: When we get married, can Reg be my best man?

Evan: No.

Barty: … oh so I guess we’re not getting married then

Evan: He’s officiating it.

Barty:… fine.

[noblehouseofgay]

When Jegulus first start dating

[fleshandsticks]

Regulus: Our cult is pretty much just-

James: Your what?

Regulus: Our friend group???

James: That's not what you-

Evan: That's exactly what he said.

Barty: Potter, you might want to get your ears checked...

[spiritstar477]

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)

[outromoony]

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

[alwaystightrope]

[keksikart]

The Black brothers

[shvepsalex]

My headcanons about marauders characters' hands

James Potter, Pandora Rosier, Sirius Black, Regulus Black, Barty Crouch jr, Lily Evans, Evan Rosier

[managone16]

Jegulus marriage reveal 2: Stranger: Excuse me, are you Regulus Black? James: No, he's Regulus Potter. Stranger: Oh. You may have dropped this- Remus: Wait what? What did you just say? Sirius, shocked: Regulus POTTER?! Regulus: James! James, suddenly realising: Oh fuck. FUCK FUCK SHIT- Lily, nudging Reg: Regulus Potter, huh? Regulus: JAMES! They weren't supposed to find out like this!! James: I know!! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to I- Sirius: FIND OUT?? FIND OUT WHAT?? Remus, slowly: ...No fucking way. Lily, also realising: Oh. oh my god. Sirius: You're joking. No. no no no. Barty, entering: What? What's wrong? Sirius: THEY'RE- NO. Pandora, also entering: What happened? James: They just found out we're married. Regulus: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER NOT IN FRONT OF THEM- James, wincing: Sorry, love. Sirius: YOU TWO GOT MARRIED?? AND DIDN"T TELL ME?? WHAT THE FUCK?? I'M YOUR BROTHER! Remus: I...WOW. Barty: WHEN? WHERE? I WAS GONNA BE YOUR BEST MAN, REG! Sirius: What?! NO, I AM- Pandora, beaming: I officiated their wedding! Everyone: *dead silent* Sirius: YOU LET HER- James, whispering: Should we make a run for it? Regulus, whispering back: Race you to the car. Sirius: DON'T FUCKING RUN FROM ME! COME BACK YOU-