clark: what’s a thot?
hal: it’s just a thoughtful person!
*later at the watchtower’s cafeteria*
bruce: here’s the salt, superman.
clark: thanks, B. you’re such a thot!🤓
bruce: *spits out his coffee*
bruce: I’m a WHAT?
hal and barry: *hysterical laughter*
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Never shutting up about the flash and gl dynamic I’m seeing (and will continue to see as I watch) in jl/jlu. It’s the annoying gen z younger brother/perpetually tired and serious older brother dynamic y’all. It’s gl thinking wally is annoying and unserious and immature but he’s also regularly amused and indulging in wally and all of his wallyism. It’s gl wanting to dump wally somewhere in a desert but would also be sad if he left for like more than 48 hours. It’s gl wanting to bash his skull in by the sheer brilliance and stupidity wally exemplifies almost simultaneously (john watching wally deconstruct and reassemble alien technology for funsies !! vs watching wally eat twenty hot dogs in thirty seconds bc hawkgirl said he couldn’t). It’s gl being embarrassed by flash but also finding him super funny ,, but it’s even funnier to pretend he doesn’t because then you get your cringe best friend/little brother that’s either on child genius or dumber than a brick wall defending you from getting a death penalty sentence at a public intergalactic space trial where you are being accused of abusing authority and executing a mass genocide. And then y’all go to a baseball game that same day.
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i want sevika to crack open my skull with her thighs, like a watermelon
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Everytime I watch A League of Their Own I have to resist the urge to get a Rockford Peaches tattoo. But like maybe I should get one
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If I was in the My Hero verse, I would just pull a Christine Daae and "pitiful creature of darkness, what kind of life have you known? God gave me courage to show you you are not alone" all the villains and smooch 'em
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Danger calls there’s only one woman to answer.
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jason on instagram in rho #15
note: if anything is incorrect, please lemme know and i'll update this~!!
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annataz -____- my dad is so extra I swear I didn't know about this
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idontneedsleeves u should check out the new jla page
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BATFANILYMAN more like just lice
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Thing I thought about while half-awake this morning. I think Pongorma would be very upset his bibbies wouldn’t be able to grow up around other knights like he did in yiithorn… I do not know where I am going with this thought though admittedly.
BEUUUUUUWUWUUUUU NO I UNDERSTAND . ohhhhh ohhhwuwuwu. she totally would. Hed be so sad they couldn’t experience the full extent of the dread knights culture and what his knights acted like.
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yoh coming out here, opening his jacket to show off the titties, and just shimmying
sir this is a personal attack
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Do you ever think that the hero commission realizes that in order for their organization to thrive they need crime? Like how America starts wars for money. I mean because of the lov commission is busy now but now with all the heroes who work in case commission, if crime slows down again then do you ever think the commission has to work to table it so everyone gets paid enough for their rank? Or maybe that's why society is made so vicious it makes villains?
Well, turning crime fighting into even more of a multimillion dollar industry than it is in real life will do that. Honestly I'd be more surprised if others didn't take advantage of the industrial crime complex and use it to do stuff like laundering and embezzling money meant to go to Heroes and their agencies. Manufacturing extra crime seems pretty easy to do, especially if like in Vigilantes you have drug manufacturing in the mix. Hell, the US government's built on two main pillars: dead children who we bomb for oil, and drugs. BNHA profiteering in similar ways by adding fuel to the fire that is crime+inequality+societal pressure isn't too far fetched.
I mean the Hero Comission is the BNHA equivalent of glowies, so like all feds this means they can never be in the right and deserve a clod of dirt in their mouth as they're buried in a ditch regardless of if they're lining their pockets and manufacturing crime or not.
...can you tell I sympathize a lot with the LoV over the Heroes?
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hope this helps
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hinata & kageyamas ongoing collective competition total my beloved
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I would love to invite you to play games! Like League of Legends (I know you like it as frustrating as that game is at times...) and any other coop where you can healslut-- er I mean be my player 2 in <3
Anytime, feel free to invite!! I’ve been a bit busy off and on, but I will always make the time for a game or two c: League is a desolate wasteland, but I’m bound to serve as a support 🥲 ARAM is a good break from it all, though!
Name off some other coop games and we’ll see if I have them to uh, support you in! 🥺🖤
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You look like Rosie odennell
I wish I was as icon as her
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