something abt the sandman i find very funny actually is how in the cereal convention there's the bit with the conferences with women and how they don't use their femininity as how they "collect" and it's funny because the corinthian absolutely does
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Luigi just existing anxiously in every Luigi's Mansion
King Boo: I fucking hate you so fucking much you little green menace
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screaming about the fact that we still have enough heart emojis to represent each album fjdjfjd 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.
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Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
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I'm cracking up at the idea of Fourteen bumping into an old companion in Tesco's or something and them instantly being like 'YOU'RE BACK? WHAT HAPPENED? IS IT THE DALEKS ? IS THE WORLD ENDING AGAIN? DO YOU NEED HELP?' And Fourteen is just stood there like 'i'm just here for milk??'
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Fallout 3 was well a flawed game but the tunnel snakes are such an essential part of the fallout world to me. Whenever i play enother fallout I'm like where's the tunnel snakes
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Truly something how comforting the LOTR movies continue to be after 20 years and eighty million watches.
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