#literal shitposting

[its-cosmerely-an-obsesh-wound]

I'm having an excremental crisis over the new chapter 1. I knew Sanderson was never going to do 'shitspren' but am I the only one who was bothered by the fact that "poop" was changed to "dung"? And where's the rest of the conversation about poopspren and Oroden telling Kaladin to do better next time? That shit was comedic gold.

EDIT: I guess "dungspren" was in a flashback of WoK. What a damn shame. Sanderson, my dude, I'm so sorry you published book 1 with dungspren instead of poopspren.

[elvishdemigod]

If you ever think IBS will hold you back from getting big, just remember that Elvis had IBS

[potatopossums]

"why do u take so long in the bathroom??? hahaha" maybe i want to sit down for while, maybe life is really hard and i just need to take a breather ok also maybe I'm taking a shit and that's not easy either

[emo-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[luciferten]

I have no one to blame for this rain of diarrhea but myself

[spankymerve]

describing constipation as “the dark souls of defecation”

[captain-crowfish]

Every day I breathe knowing that "I'm gonna take a massive shit" can be sung to either the tune of the Pokemon theme song or I just can't wait to be king

[everwalldigan]

Bruce being a toxic boy mom when it comes to nightwing will never not be funny as fuck he is literally the biggest nightwing defender one bad word against him and the next day he’ll show up at ur house

Bonus:

[honeypleasejustkillme]

“that’s ok i understand!!!!” but it actually made me sick to my stomach

[jonayariley]

For some reason I was possessed to make this based on this stupid sign I saw on Shein

[wildeyed-freecloud]

[jackalopescruff]

wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone

[girlpog]

“We need more evil women.” Bitch you thought Skylar White was in the wrong 😭

[emo-56]

rooooool

[r-aindr0p]

Man the jury is unhinged on those culinary crucible event

I genuinely thought for a few seconds that Ortho would idk casually nuke the food

[spankymerve]

Slogan for a bidet filled with dye: “Paint your taint!”