#marvel comics text posts

[bruciemilf]

Billy: I don't want to be adopted by anyone from the League. Batman asked and I had to buy him an ice cream cause I felt bad for saying no.

Freddy: Ha, at least no one tried anymore, right? Eugene and I have a betting pool, so please tell me they hate you

Billy: Haha. I mean, Wonder Woman kinda seems like she wants to? She pretty much tackled me into a hug and made me regret drinking coffee-

Freddy: Backtrack. Backtrack. Wonder Woman. Wants to adopt you.

Billy: I mean, yeah, but of course I said no-

Freddy: WONDER WOMAN. WANTS TO ADOPT US.

Billy: I don't see how this relates to you but-

Freddy, writing in the Shazam Fam GC: everybody buckle up new mom just dropped

-

Diana, proudly showing off pictures of her newly adopted kids: And this is my beloved Mary. My beloved Eugene. My beloved darling Darla, and my beloved Pedro, and my beloved Freddy, and my beloved Billy. They enjoy video games and snacks

Bruce, taking this as an obvious challenge, taking out the Batfamily Batalbum: This is Jason. His favorite hobby is murder

[wordsofdiana]

I wrote a book! Very excited to announce that my first book, Sex Lives of Superheroes, will be coming out next year, published by the good people at Smart Pop Books!

It’s a series of comedic (yet scientific) essays that explore how super powers would affect the sex lives of the heroes that have them. And boy do things get weird. I can’t wait to share some strange science and big laughs with you all in 2024!

EDIT: It's available for pre-order now! All the links are here!

[traveller-of-the-knight]

[doctorcorby]

[sadwetcatmk]

[faerygardenparty]

Do you see my vision

[doomrichards]

DoomReed + Text Post Meme 9/?

[xxdreamersdesirexx]

[tonsillessscum]

[insextras]

"My name...is Madelyne Pryor, The Goblin Queen. I know that's a specific name but don't worry about that because I'm evil now. I would go into more detail about why I've chosen it but this episode is only 22 minutes so in the meantime, marvel at my well made animation."

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Saw this on the new Loki poster…

Riddler Loki!

[bruciemilf]

" You...Adopted...6 siblings?"

Diana nods, sunstream smile bright and golden on her lips. She proudly shows off pictures, too.

Three boys playing video games, one of them using his crutches to push the others away. " Freddy and Eugene love bothering Billy."

Another is Diana helping an adorable little cherub of a girl with outfits for her doll's world domination meeting. " Darla has such a rich imagination!"

Then there's her, helping a teenager with what looks to be her book report, as another boy serves them snacks. " Mary is a dedicated leader for her projects. Pedro enjoys cooking!"

" But...6?"

" I wasn't going to split them up! Families are strongest together! Billy wouldn't have accepted otherwise. He's a loyal, exceptional big brother. I couldn't ask for a better son."

Shazam blushes, to their confusion.

" And do they know about... You know. Mega hot Goddess guarding Earth thing, or are you just a regular milf?"

" Hal!"

" You all know what I'm about!"

" Not yet! I figure It'll come out at some point. But I enjoy being a parent. They've been a delight to have around. Parenthood is not the beast I expected."

Bruce laughs. Batman laughs. It's like watching something eerie and unnatural. Barry squints. " Am I...High? Did someone buy that brew that makes me spinny again?"

" You, - you think. This will be EASY."

Diana frowns, tilts her head like a confused puppy. " Well, yes. They've been very pleasant thus far. We haven't even argued, and they follow rules well, - "

Batman full on cackles now. Holding onto Superman's cape for support.

" I think they're very special! I'm sure they'll stay like this for longer than we all expect. They're very mature!"

They have to carry Batman away because he physically can't stand up. Diana doesn't particularly appreciate being laughed at, but the man's face deserves some happiness on it, so she'll take it.

Shazam approaches her after. " So, uh... Did you mean it? About - you know, those kids being..Good kids? Or something?"

" Of course! They're all unique and special in their own way. In fact, I have many examples of it. Billy allowed Darla to put him in a sparkly dress for the premiere of her movie and it is the sweetest act-"

" I got it! I got it," Shazam shuffles his fingers, looking younger than his massive height, asking for something that Diana recognizes but can't name,

" And... Just... You know - they're grateful for you. Even if they're going to be brats, or if they'll be angry and break rules and not listen to you...They appreciate you. A lot. I guess I just don't want you to regret them."

" I could never!" Diana is offended by the mere mention. " Children are people, and people will disappoint, and hurt. But they're so much more. I'll make mistakes, too. Hopefully I'll be mother enough to fix them."

" You are," Shazam tries to smile on his wobbly lips, before coughing around the emotion lumping his neck. " You're a great warrior. So you'll be a great mother."

" What's the difference?"

She doesn't know how Shazam figured out her favorite coffee mix, but she's grateful.

[jacksope-lives]

Thinking about how in the comic “Civil War 2” everyone gets a vision that Miles Morales is going to kill Captain America in the street and there’s a manhunt for him and he’s super upset and conflicted because he’d never do that, and now he’s in trouble for something he never did. If I got a vision that Miles Morales was going to kill Captain America with his own shield in broad daylight, I’d simply say he’s just a little guy and let him go free. He could kill me and I’d say it was cool. He’s neurodivergent and a minor. He’s just a silly goofy little guy.

[weebiemcweebington]

I swear I thought the text said “fight” instead of “argument” when I drew it but whatever

[sabre-tooth]

[sadwetcatmk]

Mackay run sillies

Devils Reign bonus