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[sunattacksthemoon]

This is for @sequinhaze and @impishtubist

for your thoughts on the regulus hating pregnant people headcannon. this is my first oneshot I’ve posted and I’m not editing because I’m tired lol. hope this is not complete shit.

Regulus has been starring at his stomach for that past fifteen minutes. Remus has been waiting for him to talk first but it seems like that won’t happen. “Would you like to feel? He’s very active today.” Almost immediately Regulus’s head snaps up and he starts slowly inching further across the couch just to put a noticeable distance between the two. And since Remus has been cooped up for the past week and a half, do to his husbands worrying, he has been dying to fuck with someone. Regulus just happens to be that unlucky someone. As quickly as he can at 38 weeks pregnant Remus grabs his wrist and plants it directly over where Teddy’s little feet have been jamming into his ribs. Regulus just stiffens up like Lily anytime someone mentions that she’s dated men. Teddy has also stilled due to the unwelcomed pressure over his persistent feet, with one swift move he kicks Regulus’s hand. He rips his hand back with a grimace and starts gagging. Remus is genuinely worried that he going to throw up but the look on his face is just to funny. Both their husbands come bounding into the sitting room surveying Remus laughing with his hand clutched to his ribs and Regulus bending over dry heaving.

James acts first and goes to rubs gentle circles on his husbands back. “Moony, what the fuck happened?” Before Remus has a chance to respond Regulus stands up and cowers behind James, “that is fucking revolting, you do that again and I’ll push down the stairs. I don’t care if you’re pregnant.” The change in demeanor on Sirius is instantaneous. “Try that and I’ll murder James in front of you.” There was a stalemate, both Black brothers starting at each other with dead eyes. Except for the fact that Regulus is on his tip-toes because he is still behind James. James ever the hero finally steps in, “okay there will be no pushing of pregnant people or murdering me. I quite like the ability to breathe thanks. Now can someone tell me what the fuck is going on.” He looks exasperated, Remus feels bad for a moment but he forgets to care when Teddy slams all his weight into his bladder. Regulus also chooses this moment to point and declare, “ask that sick bastard over there.” He can feel everyone’s eyes slowly make their way to him. So he plasters the most award winning smile and says, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” He can see the vein in Regulus’s forehead about to burst. This is honestly the most fun he’s had in weeks. Not that he doesn’t love Sirius and his constant worries, he finds it adorable. That was until Sirius declared Remus to be bedridden. That is when he started to contemplate sleeping in separate bedrooms. (Only for the remainder of the pregnancy of course). “He fucking grabbed me and made me touch his stomach. I was violated.” He’s borderline hysterical at this point and reaching a volume that is very unpleasant, Remus decides to put him out of his misery. “He was starring at my stomach and I had him feel Teddy kick. That is all.” James is desperately trying to hide a smile and Sirius looks close to tears. “Reg, are you scared of Teddy?” At this point Sirius was openly laughing at the expense of his brother’s squeamishness. “No! I’m not scared of something that can’t breathe on its own. I’m disgusted, horrified if you will! That is fucking vile.” James has joined Sirius’s laughing and Regulus is looking between them. Finally he throws his hands up and storms out of the room. James quickly follows.

Once Sirius has composed himself, he promptly plops himself on Remus’s lap and starts stroking where Teddy is curled up, beating Remus’s insides to a pulp. “Have you traumatized your Uncle Reg? Good boy.” He has such an adoring look in his eye that Remus can’t help but kiss him. It’s hard not to, or to stop when he does kiss him. It’s feel like a sin almost. Pulling back Remus tucks a strand of hair behind his ear and just stares. Stares until Sirius gets flustered and the tops of his checks turn a pretty shade of pink. “I’m not going to continue being on house arrest.” At this Sirius try’s to speak but Remus just puts a gentle finger over his lips and continues, “I’m going mad sitting all day. I’ve resorted to terrorizing your little brother. I love you but I will divorce you if you don’t let me go to the bathroom by myself.” Sirius sits there for a minute contemplating. “Fine, but you have to let me help you with the stairs and shower. Deal?” Like a true gentleman he stuck out his hand. Remus toke and shock it firmly. “Deal.” And sealed it with a kiss. They were just sitting there before Sirius spoke up again. “You wouldn’t be able to divorce me anyways.” Remus just smiled because he knows it’s true but plays along anyways. “Oh yeah? How’s that?” With the calmest expression one could muster he got up and said, “I burned our marriage certificate. No take backs.” At that Remus water broke. 

[mini-games]

Hm. Better idea, I copy and paste your communicator, and keep one for myself. We get the same messages all the time, and then I can just go over if I feel like it.

Considering you have our NPC folder, I could probably easily copy and paste your communicator item so long as you keep it on you.

Oh, and I guess I should mention that you can call me Games, if you so wish. You may continue calling me Green Anon, but I figured that Games would be fitting, considering you already took Mini.

Ah, that sounds like a good idea. And thank you for giving me your name! It'll be easier to refer to you now, haha.

And my- our folder is in my room. In case you might've not been aware of this.

[pyro-thon]

They have awoken

[ikarakie]

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

[becuzmdsaidineededpersonality]

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[sayruq]

Gaza has a large disabled population. Wissam is just one of tens of thousands, who need medication and care, facing the devastating choice of being slaughtered at home or out on the streets. All districts in Gaza but one have been declared combat zones.

[goatsandgangsters]

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

[halluciniwaynia]

[cullensart]

He stick he leggy out real far

[rquiiem]

WHAT IS A FISHERMAN WITHOUT HIS FISHING ROD

[sheepgirlmaidtummy]

man. this whole thing pisses me off because like. even when people talk about staff having a history of hating trans women, that this isnt the first time, without fail black trans women are forgotten to be included again and again. im not surprised this caused such an uproar when the popular white woman gets deleted. nobody should be, its been that way like forever. some cunt in my inbox got annoyed i called rita a sex worker (lol? okay)

but i mentioned that in my post because so many black trans women have gotten removed from this site for their sex work alone, regardless of if it "broke community guidelines" or not, especially when tumblr live and the ads on this website are so fucking horny. idek what to say rn because like. this wont get as many notes as the posts talking about her will. the exploding car thing is gonna get more attention than the trans women on this site you dont actually care about listening to. ive been talking about how unfair it is to be a black tgirl on this site for years and nobody cares.

i love rita, we talked abit the other day and she's doing fine, dont get it twisted and think i hate her or some bs, she's a big fucking reason im not fucking homeless.

but part of why her deletion got to #1 trending on tumblr for multiple days in a row is that she's white

[von-leg]

I think this has been done already but I didn’t know that when I made this 😭

[metanarrates]

less than two weeks after a law passed that bans transgender people in utah from using bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity, an elected official is already inciting death threats against a child:

the girl in question (who is cisgender) is under police protection currently after a member of the STATE EDUCATION BOARD posted her photos on facebook and implied that the girl was trans. she took the photos down after learning that the girl was cis, but the damage had already been done. the student in question had already recieved a barrage of death threats.

the board member, natalie cline, has faced backlash and state legislature has already started discussion on how to impeach state board officials, but I find it important to reiterate that the girl she accused of being trans was in fact cisgender. I doubt the backlash would be quite so widespread if this wasn't a false accusation. this behavior is being normalized and encouraged by our bigoted state legislation.

we're going to see more of this kind of thing in the future, most likely. please keep your eyes on utah

[onesidedradiostatic]

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)