#or culinary

[chamerionwrites]

When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute

[theopiumeater]

anthony bourdain - clips from roadrunner & a cooks tour

[too-much-toulouse]

Now im thinking about film school

It feels right

Yk when you cant really decide? And then suddenly this new thing comes over and waves at you and it clicks like, oh, this one, this one right here

[marshmallsy]

when you make enemies with one of the two unofficially assigned chefs in the groups

[snittygoop]

Did yall know that Chipotle offers tuition reimbursement to their workers?? And if you choose to take one of their offered programs they’ll fully cover the tuition. That’s wild

[r-aindr0p]

Here we go again... On today's menu, rice noodles and yuu- I mean shrimps !

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Facts about the anti pope

It is a misconception that the antipope is an opposing force to the pope that will annihilate both should they ever touch. Rather it is the small appetizer such as a bishop or cardinal that you eat before devouring a pope.

[egophiliac]

YO TREY CLOVER IS HERE !!!

TREY NOOOO you weren't supposed to look so cool, I was supposed to be able to save my keys for all the upcoming birthdays, how could you do this to me --

also hey. hey Trey. what's in that bowl.

[wombywoo]

local cuisine 🤌

[draconym]

I was going to say these were latchkey kid meals except that my dad frequently ate all of these with me.

[linktoo-doodles]

new dish dropped

[studioeisa]

mingyu is absentmindedly scrolling through instagram reels when he finds a video of a content creator in his kitchen. his caption is simple enough: meals i made for my girlfriend this week.

mingyu watches, slightly bored, as the influencer shows off everything from at-home matcha lattes to vegetable omelettes. he's just about to scroll away when the influencer shows off the last meal: a bento box.

mingyu rewatches that part once. thrice, even. he's had dosirak countless of times before, but this one is different. it's— cute.

mingyu looks up a hashtag of #bentoboxlunch and is absolutely floored. there's rice shaped like sanrio characters, and boiled eggs with nori eyes, and hotdogs cut up to look like octopi!

mingyu, who has always taken pride in cooking for you, in making your favorites of bibim-guksu and jajangmyeon, finds an entirely new purpose.

mingyu blows an inordinate amount of money on supplies. character picks, rice shapers, vegetable cutters. in between schedules, he watches how-to videos. when you're asleep at night or he wakes up earlier than you in the morning, he quietly pads around the kitchen to practice.

mingyu spends a good three or so months stealing away this new hobby, hiding it from you, until he decides his skills are up to par. with the intensity of which he's going about this, you'd think he's competing on master chef.

mingyu who, one morning, nonchalantly informs you, "i packed you lunch. let me know how you like it, okay?" you try to tell him that it isn't necessary, that you're a grown adult, thank you very much, but he pouts and whines until you take the lunch box anyway.

mingyu, whose leg bounces up and down all the hours leading up to noon.

mingyu, who has gotten a lot of praise across his life for many things. his skills as an idol. his physical appearance. but this? the text he gets of you gushing over the puppy-shaped mashed potatoes, over the boiled egg that's been cut to look like cherry blossoms? this is definitely a top five compliment.

mingyu enjoys this way too much. he learns more and more over time. heart-shaped tamagoyaki, doraemon constructed out of seaweed, rice that looks like snoopy. you tell him he's going overboard, doing too much, but how can anything be 'too much' when it's you?

mingyu doesn't even understand why he loves doing all this until, one day, you present to him sandwiches that have been cut in to stars and melon slices that are molded like diamonds. the sandwich is a bit dry, and the melon is out of season, but mingyu doesn't care. it's the best damn meal he's ever eaten.

mingyu, who has to hold himself back from proposing on the spot when you tease him, i love you, i want us both to eat well.

mingyu, who thinks to himself that he would cook for you for the rest of his life, if you'd let him.

[flushwithdarlings]

culinary abominations or no, harding was so real for this

lucanis listen to her

put the garlic in the carbonara

[the-travelling-witch]

more great nrc bake off edits

part 1 || part 2

[hipsternumbertwo]

Can We Guess These Party Food Fouls? (Culinary Crimes)