#poe bear

[luigisvampirebae]

So, since Mena Massoud and Oscar Isaac look alike...

How do y'all feel about the idea of Oscar and Mena playing father and son? Particularly Oscar as Aladdin's dad in live action?

[radishdoodles]

May I present to you, my cat. Poe Bear. Also known as Poenut.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Joseph Curwen

The Haunted Palace (1963) // dir. Roger Corman

[luhvsage]

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just got into watching the bear so im on a carmy kick rn

☆ - series ✧ - 18+

carmy berzatto

surprise visitor @carmybears

☆ hurricane @ticktokrobotsnot

cooking up speculation @ticktokrobotsnot

broken bones and soup @neonovember

✧ more than friends @ilongfor-the-arts

✧ office doors @neonovember

miguel o'hara

✧ cállate @xbellaxcarolinax

untitled @forever-rogue

unititled @crispbang

poe dameron

☆ sweet escape @light-yaers

“im scared” @the-little-ewok

✧ hate to love you @marc-spectorr

are we just friends @eyelessfaces

din djarin

✧ the ambiguous bet @mandos-sluts

would that i @ichorai

joel miller

crush @softlyspector

[nakaharaswife]

FUCK GUYS HE’S FOUND US OUT RUNNN!!!

[blushblushbear]

sorry..... me again...… you can choose to ignore this if you feel like it's too much

(not trying to guilt-trip you, please don't feel pressured

uh maybe... Nimh? Nimh is cute I like Nimh

if you don't feel like doing him, maybe Poe or Anon?

*blows the dust off this ask* oops this one's pretty old

I already did Nimh so Anon and Poe it is

Anon

Okay not to call the scott a drunk

but I'm about to call the scott a drunk

he's not too bad, but he is a little picky about what he will and will not drink

low key judges people for their choice of beers

side eyes people who order basically liquid candy as a drink (for a cocktail at least, he will rot his teeth on mountain dew don't get it twisted)

he mostly does pints but his fav mixed drink is a moscow mule

or a spiked energy beverage

speaking of drinks he always has a crazy amount of them

g-fuel, red bull, monster-- every energy drink type thing you've seen he's probably got

also drinks prime

also mountain dew

a lot of it

I joke about his teeth rotting but in all honesty he takes good care of them

that's the one gamer stereotype he does not fall in town

he's low key germophobic so his apartment and battle station are SPOTLESS

he defo has those touchland hand sanitizers cause he's a boujee bitch

speaking of boujee he's actually p well off

started trading stocks young and did crypto till it tanked

he doesn't like to talk about his crypto days (he was a hard crypto bro at it's peak)

usually his drunk rambles are about crypto

also conspiracy theories

also video games

his parents are decently well off too but he doesn't talk to them much

they don't have a bad relationship but it's definitely one of those 'you see the family only around the holidays' kind of deals

he has a lot of internet buds but I think deep down he's bad at making real connections and actually gets pretty lonely

likes watching animal videos, WOULD NOT get a pet

rarely has people over to his place, took him a while to fully mentally accept having you over

he was determined to get over it though cause he really wanted you around

would never shower with someone cause that just feels unsanitary-- the shower is for CLEANING

would maybe get a snake-- they're pretty clean

once went 3 days without sleeping

actually lost a lot of sleep to stardew valley when it first came out

his farm is AMAZING

loves to troll at video games but not in a run face first into the enemy team and ruin it for everyone kinda way

more a does a 360 no scope on you right when you think you're safe

you mad bro??? lol

sends lots of memes about liking his s/o cause he's really bad at saying how he feels

favorite director is Edgar Wright cause he's a man of taste and culture

regularly cleans and buffs his nails

has at least one to two drinks chilling in every room of the house

really wants to get an ear piercing

really vain about his looks even though he dresses like garbage

just tell him he's handsome, he's legit too proud to beg but he needs that validation

listens to a lot of underground bands and artists

also a lot of djs

owns 15 pairs of headphones

5 have animal ears

showers at least once a day unless he's in a gaming trance

once tried to write you poetry, felt like an idiot, removed all evidence of it's existence and would deny it fully if you ever found out

Poe

Probably not a surprise to anyone but he got bullied a lot in high school

Has been writing poetry since he was 10 and has notebooks full of poems and short stories from over his life

really wants to write some kind of vampire mystery series centered around a brooding poet vampire but also he's bad at writing mysteries

I've sad this before but he's in a book club with Nimh and Cashew

he keeps trying to get them to read romantic novels

Cashew was game until he realized Poe meant like Lord Byron romantic

Mary Shelley Romantic

thinks Mary Shelley losing her virginity on her mother's grave is the coolest thing ever and is high key jealous

Mary Shelley is honestly his hero

secretly got addicted to soap operas

he wants to stop so bad but he can't

he doesn't have a pet but if he did he'd be that dude you can totally tell has a pet cause he's always covered in fur

not that Poe would even care

Poe actually never much cared for birds and is still salty about becoming a magpie

owns so many Victorian/Edwardian style coats

and vests

he's just one color palette/slight aesthetic change away from just being steampunk

owns so many bits of jewelry, it mostly just floats around his living spaces and he chooses what he's wearing that day at random

all the people who headcanon Poe as trans, you're correct

constantly painting his nails and it's always chipping

his nail polish is actually pretty jank but he doesn't care so long as his nails are black

his living spaces are a mess

lots of papers, lots of random odds and ends, lots of clothes and book and forgotten mugs everywhere

does actually partake in the music aspect of the goth culture

most of his fav bands are ones you haven't heard of

he doesn't actually like horror much

at least not this modern jumpscare nonsense

he likes his horror dark, dramatic, and poetically gorey

Saw??? more like pa-shaw he can't stand those movies

the closest thing he gets to liking more mainstream horror franchises is Chucky

Tiffany Valentine is his favorite (*jennifer tilly voice* ~Jennifer Tilly~)

he can always get down with halloween, but only the first one

he can fuck with Tim Burton and Guillermo Del Toro though

crimson peak is his shit

also Jane Austen bitch?!

he loves him some Jane Austen

Emily Dickinson

Mary Shelley obvs

he low key hates to be basic but fucking

read Emily Dickinson's poetry and tell him you're not simping

he legit does simp for Shelley and Dickinson

legit loves the Kira Knightly Pride and Prejudice will all his heart

Sylvia Plath

He's trying so hard not to be basic but he loves Wednesday Addams

that line about her being allergic to colors--- he felt that

regularly listens to sounds of rain and fireplaces

ye I think I'll end it here lol XD

[lovereadandwrite]

happy birthday to this cutie pie !!! & also to one of my fave authors irl🥰💛

[tomato-turn]

Dtiys entry in Instagram.....!

Ranpoe in an aquarium!

[poelya]

team "poe and han are alike but not like that (fanon arrogant playboy stereotype)"

[luigisvampirebae]

I see no difference

[tekehu]

swear 2 god i will write now. everyone you heard it here

[kekkuda]

Part of the process of recovering from my first psychotic episode has involved revisiting all of the famous gothic horror literature i read and was fascinated by as a preteen and reading Poe has been a constant experience of yeah I’ve been there before buddy and it really does feel like he was ahead of his time in terms of presenting reality as inherently absurd in a way his peers didn’t often touch upon. People often stop their analysis at “Edgar Allan Poe utilizes unreliable narrators a lot” instead of going a bit further to put themselves in the shoes of the characters and asking what it feels like to live in an unreliable reality. Reading Poe stories feels so very melancholic at a moment in my life when I don’t know how to get care for these issues, whether or not I’m actually sound of mind or just convincing myself I’m losing touch with reality-- in other words “faking it.” Ever since the incident moments of joy and curious hobbies have gone from being seen by those around me as quirky hyperfixations to something more sinister and unwell. Others who I thought really cared for my health and safety seem to treat the revelation that I am “losing my mind, no literally. . . please let me tell you what happened” with the if i’m retelling the story of what flavor of soda i picked at the vending machine. It’s so alienating as if being terrified of your own mind and it’s capability to break apart the rules of reality isn’t alienating enough. I think Poe really captures that feeling I get when things are just a bit off until they crescendo into an event that seems massive and tiny and inconsequential all the same. I really can’t describe it because the fear I feel is unlike any other fear I’ve felt and you don’t know it until you’ve felt it and it clicks. Out of curiosity I wanted to see how well H.P. Lovecraft held up or if my distaste for his work was strictly from the knowledge of who the man was in life. The answer is no, it does not. Frankly I find it insulting that H.P. Lovecraft is put at the same level as Poe, far above the tens of Gothic writers that preceded him by decades to nearly a century. . . of whom Lovecraft would openly take influence from just to water down down everything that makes those works interesting. The “indescribable” horrors that Lovecraft describes are paradoxically comprehensible. I’ve had many discussions with my partner about why more grounded surrealist art feels far more surreal and uneasy than art that is comprised of endless “weird” imagery. To keep this topic brief, think something like David Lynch. His films are utterly bizarre compared to your average hollywood blockbuster, sure, but as far as surrealist media goes? His films are very grounded in reality, but that reality feels off and strange in a way that genuinely is indescribable. When I read Lovecraft on the other hand, it feels like he read a lot of gothic literature about the sublime, indescribably transcendent nature of the universe and replaced that with essentially. . . a big scary monster. When Lovecraft writes “indescribable” or other similar words as a descriptor for what his characters see, it feels akin to when 14 year olds discover the SCP wiki and think that the more you write REDACTED or [DATA EXPUNGED] the scarier the object of horror is. It feels lazy when you’re not given any other reason to feel afraid. When I read Dagon it feels like I’m reading an early 2010s creepypasta written by someone who hasn’t been writing long enough to analyze what makes something scary. It genuinely feels like someone trying to write what they think psychosis might be like. His stories are so inhuman (and not in the way he’s trying to achieve) and detached, and I never get the is it real or not feeling I get from older gothic stories dealing with notions of sanity and humanity’s role in the universe. I know the big spooky space creatures are real in the universe of the text, so I don’t really connect the Lovecraftian hero’s lapses of sanity. You don’t see the same tragic decay of mind and body and ill-fated social dynamics that permeate so many of Poe’s stories. I genuinely don’t know what purpose there is to be gained from the oft-quoted declaration that the core of Lovecraft is about uncovering knowledge you aren’t supposed to know. I frankly don’t know how you can separate the art from the artist for HPL when so much of his work seems to pretty clearly match up with antisemitic “secret global society” conspiracy theories that go back centuries upon centuries. Think about it for two seconds: the “terrible knowledge” that gets discovered is typically the existence of some all-powerful cosmic race that seems to hide itself at all costs and could possibly end humanity’s pitiful existence should they so choose to do so. So much of his work involves this utterly unsympathetic view of otherness as an “indescribable threat” in society whereas I think a lot of Poe’s writing really captures the terror of being othered at a time when the treatment of mentally ill and disabled people was at one of its all-time peaks. I might revisit this idea again when I’m not tired as shit but I think in all, Lovecraft feels almost boring. Nothing feels really impressive despite the scale of its horror. In some ways, Poe really feels almost shockingly similar to a lot of postmodern man-vs-reality narratives, whereas Lovecraft feels like he takes a lot of the same aesthetics of gothic literature and uses it to craft a narrative that is far more simplistic than it seems at first glance. It hardly even qualifies as a man-vs-god narrative prevalent in the time of the Illiad, but given HPL’s track record when it comes to respecting human beings it’s all just a bare bones black and white us-versus-them man-vs-man narrative. Now, art doesn’t have to be thematically complex to be good, but I find it a bit insulting when the man with the copy-paste self insert characters with the personality of soggy paper wants to profess understanding of profoundly existentialist, indescribable terror. . . and the vast majority of his work is just an allegory with a metaphor writing-hand heavier than CS Lewis’s own that gives me no insights about the world other than that he literally couldn’t get over the “indescribable” fear of “grug look different from ogg, grug bad!” dog you didn’t make a cosmic discovery you are literally the fuckin meme “men will smoke weed once and think they’re enlightened for discovering empathy” or whatever. i have more transcendental experiences railing twinks and cuddling with pretty girls talk about smth really indescribable!!!!! it’s fucking caveman shit. mf really would be writing shitty fanfic of shadow puppets if you locked him in the cave fr fr. prolly wouldn’t notice he’s in an allegory fr fr life is indescribable and that’s what makes it beautiful and tragic and precious just eat a cock like the rest of us instead ur scarin the hoes with your shitty octopus fursona!

[warpedlegacywrites]

Happy friday, Duchess! For Theresa and Cullen, from the Poe prompts!

The Purloined Letter: blackmail, coercion, cleverness

Happy @dadrunkwriting! Thank you so much for this prompt, you have no idea how happy filling it made me XD

I actually had the idea for this scene a while ago, but wasn't sure when I'd be able to work it into my WIP, and I'm thinking it works much better as a standalone, if only because the tone is so off from the rest of my story. So here it is, all on its own!

The idea is from the Dragon Ball Z Abridged series' "The Dead Zone", which you can find here (seriously give it a watch if you were a DBZ fan, it's funny). Basic premise is thus: bad guys of the week have kidnapped a child, only to realize with horror just whose child they've taken...

“So, let me get this straight.” The Lord of Fortune tapped his foot impatiently, trying to make sense of the scene before him. “I send you out to fetch a foci and you bring back a toddler?” 

Said toddler was toddling about the cramped room, hands already smudged and embroidered hem already dirtied by her grubby surroundings, utterly disinterested in whatever the three grown ups behind her were discussing. 

“We had to, boss,” the tallest of the two thieves explained, almost pleading. “She saw us take the orb. We couldn’t leave witnesses.” 

“And we weren’t about to hurt a kid,” the short one added. “Not for a lousy snatch job.” 

“Neither of you thought to wear masks?” The Lord of Fortune raised an incredulous eyebrow. The pair of thieves looked sheepish, but said nothing. Their employer sighed and pinched his nose. “Well, what are we gonna do with her now?” 

“I wanna go home,” the child spoke up, as if anyone had asked her. 

“Pipe down, brat,” the tall one answered sharply. “Or we’ll toss ya into the bay!” 

“You don’t scare me!” True to her word, the tiny wisp faced down the grown up with shoulders squared. “My mama’s gonna beat you up!” 

The Lord of Fortune laughed. “Child, we’ve taken down a high dragon.” 

“So did my mama!” 

He stopped laughing. “...By herself?”

“Uh-huh.” 

He suddenly felt very cold. “Oh shit, your mama’s the Inquisitor.” He whirled on his thieves. “You kidnapped the Inquisitor’s kid? How?? How did you kidnap the Inquisitor’s kid?” 

The short one looked pale, mumbling in retroactive horror, “Well, first we beat up her husband.” 

“Oh my shit.” 

Just then, a thunderous explosion erupted from what used to be the front door. The scent of ozone and burnt cinders filled the room, along with a fog so thick the Lord of Fortune nearly choked on it. 

All he could see, in the smoldering frame that was left of the doorway, was the silhouette of a dark-haired, one-armed woman, with tendrils of lightning arcing from her right hand. Her eyes glowed pure white with the unleashed power of the Storm and her own wrath. 

“Gentlemen,” rang out a voice like smoking embers. “I believe you have something of mine.” 

[laaundromat]

WHO I WRITE FOR:

REQUESTS ARE OPEN ♥︎

ALL PEDRO PASCAL CHARACTERS

STAR WARS:

Din Djarin Boba Fett

Obi-Wan Kenobi Luke Skywalker

Cassian Andor Lando Calrissian

Jyn Erso Poe Dameron

MOONKNIGHT:

Steven Grant / Marc Spector / Jake Lockley

↳ OSCAR ISAAC: Jonathan Levi; Llewyn Davis; Miguel O'Hara

THE

LAST OF US: THE BEAR:

Joel Miller Carmen Berzatto

Ellie Williams Sydney Adamu

Abby Anderson Richie Jerimovich

CALL OF DUTY: TRIPLE FRONTIER:

Kyle "GAZ" Garrick. Santiago "POPE" Garcia

Captain John Price Francisco "CATFISH" Morales

Johnny "SOAP" William "IRONHEAD" Miller

Simon "GHOST" Riley Benjamin "BENNY" Miller

Alex "ECHO3-1" Keller

TOP GUN Maverick:

Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw

Robert "BOB" Floyd

Natasha "PHOENIX" Trace

THE PUNISHER:

Frank Castle / Pete Castiglione

↳ JON BERNTHAL: Josh (Sharp Stick); Sgt Manuel Rodriguez; Julian Kaye + others on request

OTHER CHARACTERS:

Charlie Kelly

Holland March

Ted Lasso

Tangerine

Peter Parker

Micheal Bluth

[blushblushbear]

Hello! May I request some poe and cole from blush blush (separated) w/ a innocent and childish s/o?

Poe

He feels like he's so sullen and jaded (mostly cause he is) so he likes how brightly you see the world

He loves how wow'd and in awe you get about the world around you

it's some very opposites attract action happening here

he just loves how warm and sweet you are

how starry eyed and darling

his warm little ray of sunshine in this dim and unfeeling world

he won't lie, you kind of make him feel like a kid again

expect many forehead kisses, he just can't help it

he never expected to be this happy with this kind of person in his life, but here he is and there you are and he's overjoyed

Cole

Hey

can you say protective??

cause this man wants to save your innocence

he will not let anyone touch or hurt his precious little marshmallow

he adores how childish you can be

you'd think he's get annoyed by something like that but when it's you he can't help but find it endlessly endearing

he just wants to pinch your cheeks

to scoop you up

to put you in his pocket and keep you safe there forever

he glares daggers at anyone who gets too close when he's with you

and frankly when he's not with you but definitely still following you

(he has to make sure you remain safe when out)

your naivete is never not cute to him

you're so adorable when you don't fully know what's going on

how easily distracted you are by fun

if you had more sense you'd probably be terrified of him but your sweet little heart is too innocent and trusting to suspect anything

[lizard-on-a-window-pane]

1,000 followers writing celebration

my beautiful beautiful chiliad*, this is insane and i'm so so grateful so let's celebrate!

a somewhat celestial theme slightly inspired by last night's eclipse, with a guiding "1k followers ~ 1k words" since keeping them shorter will let me get through more if i get enough requests

tell me if you'd like me to write by...

sunlight ☀️

warm, fluffy prompts

moonlight 🌙

angsty, darker prompts

starlight ✨

fates written in the stars: give me a trope or au

candlelight 🕯️

smutty prompts (only request if you're 18+)

and you? are you a stargazer? an astronaut? an alien?

this is optional but really helps me make something more tailored to you; lmk how you imagine the !reader just a few examples: quirky, grumpy, shy, confident, horny, bookish, chubby/fat, tomboy

and with which character...

as always, Remus, Sirius, James

but i'm also eager to write for new characters, here are some options:

Poe Dameron, Miguel O'Hara, TASM!Peter Parker, Wolverine, Gambit, Fred Weasley, Geralt of Rivia Tangerine, Dean Winchester, Spencer Reid, Billy Butcher, Carmy Berzatto, Roy Kent, Jaime Tartt

or any other character i've mentioned before or one you really want that i haven't mentioned (good chance if they're from fandoms/movies/tv/actors i've mentioned) but send me a back-up one that is on my list just in case can be any gender; i know i tend to be heteroromantic on here, but i am bisexual and feel comfortable writing as such

i'll be celebrating all weekend! send requests through my ask box thank you for reading, interacting, following, and just being your beautiful selves

*i recently learned this brilliant word and couldn't resist; chiliad: a group of a thousand things **secret trivia: the image is my way of rendering our favourite star boy celestial