#preschool teacher outfit?

[upmala]

woman shaped day

[whimsicalchaos]

Been feeling cute soo far this week ☺️

[tylenolslut]

simon riley with a gf who’s a preschool teacher.

simon riley who loves seeing all the little outfits his girlfriend dresses up in. whether it’s a pair of jeans and a jumper, one of those cute sun dresses or even those stupid pair of dinosaur overalls that her students love so much.

simon riley who loves to watch his girlfriend get ready for work. watching her do her makeup, put her hair up and even helping her pick what to wear.

simon riley who loves the art work his girlfriend brings home from her students. who loves them more than she does sometimes. who melts every time one of the write ‘mr. simon’ above a small stick figure next to another one that has his girlfriend’s name above it.

simon riley who gets videos from his girlfriend while deployed. most of the videos being her saying she loves him but some of them include the preschoolers telling him to be safe.

simon riley who retires from an injury. who can’t stay still so he ends up in his girlfriends classroom for the first time. who ends up sitting with the kids, reading them a book about a military dog.

simon riley who by the end of the week has been to the class everyday. even bringing Riley in for the kids to meet.

simon riley who by the end of the week decides he wants kids.

[hannieehaee]

Hiii i love your writing sm that is always look forward to anything you write . Pls remember to take care of yourself .

Imagine chan having a younger s/o , doting on her , taking care of her protecting her 😭😭😭😭 it would be so cute

them having a younger s/o

content: small age gap between reader and member, established relationship, etc.

wc: 1056

a/n: thank u hehe u take care too!! <3 also i wrote this assuming the age gap is nothing too crazy!! just something like 3-5 year difference for hyung line and 2-3 year difference for maknae line c:

masterlist

seungcheol -

he was MADE to dote on and care for a younger s/o. his credit card would literally be your own. his home would be yours. would treat you akin to kkuma in the sense that he'd coo at you incessantly any time he was away from you for more than a few hours and would love dressing you up in cute outfits to match his own (in a low-key, fashionable way, of course). he'd adore a younger s/o because he'd feel like he could really provide for you with both his wealth and wisdom.

jeonghan -

being the one of the elders of the group and having a younger sister, he's literally been trained for a younger s/o. im completely convinced he'd adoooore a younger s/o that he could dote on and baby in every possible instance. he'd use his preschool teacher voice on you all the time and coo at you so much that you'd literally have to beg him to stop. at some point he'd start doing it just to annoy you lmao.

joshua -

tbh i feel like he would be kinda indifferent about you being younger than him, but would still acknowledge it at times. would coo at you and baby you in exaggerated manners to tease you over being younger than him. but! this would just be a veiled way for him to take care of you.

jun -

how is he supposed to baby you when he's the embodiment of baby himself? however, the creator of the aegyo cat set would still manage to coo at you and attack you with constant aegyo to show his affections towards you. all in all, though, i think he would be a lil indifferent about you being younger than him. maybe it'd inspire a little extra protectiveness from him, making him always keep you close to him in public spaces and use his massive shoulders to shield you from crowds or any danger.

soonyoung -

he'd baby you at times but for the most part would be pretty indifferent about being older than you. however! he would let his childish/immature side come out more often while around you, reasoning that you brought out his more youthful side. would probably match your energy at all times. he'd 100% use the 'im older than you' card to try and win arguments/disputes (it wouldnt work).

wonwoo -

absolutely endeared by you!!! have you seen the way he looks at chan? if you were around chan's age, he'd give you the chan treatment but a thousand times over. would cackle at any joke you made, always keep his adoring gaze on you, bring you snacks even when you didnt ask for them, make space for you on his lap whenever he played games or watched movies. you'd be his baby.

jihoon -

he'd try to hold back for a while, but he'd eventually break and feel an instinctive need to take care of you in a way he would a younger member. even if you were a very independent and self-reliant person, he would still take care of you in his own low-key way. would make sure you always had all your meals, make space for you in his studio and provide you entertainment so you could accompany him in there in the long hours of the night. he'd feel a special type of love for you knowing he could dote on you so freely.

seokmin -

he'd be obsessed with you!!!! would baby you constantly and take care of you in every way imaginable. youd also kinda activate his cuteness aggression without him realizing. he'd wanna be the one and only man to protect you and become a rock for you to rely on. would feel happy and proud to be a person you trusted and someone you could look to whenever you needed.

mingyu -

yet another member who would go insane over being older than you and use it as an excuse to baby you at any given opportunity. would treat you like loyalty and would act as if it was a crime if you ever did mundane stuff on your own instead of allowing him to do it for you. walking to the other side of the room? why when he can just piggy back you there!! packing your own lunch in the morning? nope! he's cooking you a whole meal!

minghao -

ive always felt like he'd go for someone younger just for the traditional aspect of it (idk i have no basis for this belief lmao just a hunch). he'd enjoy playing the role of the dependable boyfriend with a younger s/o to provide for and dote on. it'd just bring him a special type of satisfaction to know that you could look to him as a reliable source of comfort. would be the ideal boyfriend and take care of all your expenses and all your emotional needs.

seungkwan -

he'd be so damn overbearing in the way he took care of you im ngl. would keep tabs on your meals to make sure you had all your meals every day, would push vitamins on you, and just have huge concern for your health overall. he'd also feel insane cuteness aggression for you at the most random times, becoming overly affectionate and expressing how cute he thought you were (even if your age gap was teeny tiny).

vernon -

gives me the vibe that he wouldnt really care if you were older or younger. however, seeing the way he dotes on his little sister and gets along with her, i think he'd be similar with a younger s/o. wouldnt really bring up your age difference much but would still use it as the butt of jokes or use it as an excuse to take care of you at times in which he just felt a little extra affectionate towards you.

chan -

as the youngest, he'd love the idea of him being able to baby someone for once (ik he has a younger brother ok). would use the 'im older than you' line to death and be so fucking annoying about it. however, he would also feel satisfied knowing he was a dependable figure in your life who could take care of you in the same ways his members always took care of him.

[harunayuuka2060]

The preschool teacher: Thank you for accepting my invitation to come here, Ms. MC.

F!MC: I wasn't busy, and you said you wanted to talk about something important?

The preschool teacher: Yes. It's all about your son, Riddle.

F!MC: Eh? Why? Is there a problem?

The preschool teacher: Oh no! Not at all! *pulls out all Toddler Riddle's test papers that are in the small drawer beside her*

The preschool teacher: Look at these, miss. Riddle never made a mistake in his tests.

F!MC: Oh. *smiles* He's doing great.

The preschool teacher: Yes. That's why...

The preschool teacher: I'm begging you! Please allow us to have Riddle represent our school!

F!MC: H-Huh?

The preschool teacher: You see here, Miss! He is the most gorgeous boy, and we really need someone to represent our school in the next preschool pageant!

F!MC: ...

F!MC: *smiles awkwardly* Can I... ask my son first if he wants to?

The preschool teacher: Thank you, miss! Please let us know what he thinks about it!

Professor Crewel: I'll design his outfits.

F!MC: Thank you, professor.

Riddle: Riddle agreed to participate?

F!MC: Yes. He was quite happy when he was chosen to represent his school.

Professor Crewel: What did he look like when you mentioned that he was happy?

F!MC: Um... He went like this. *tries to copy her son's smug face*

Professor Crewel: Pft-

Riddle: Quite the confidence, I see.

Professor Crewel: How about you, pup? Did you use to join beauty pageants before?

F!MC: Y-Yes? I think when I was four to nine years old.

Riddle: Wow...

F!MC: B-But of course, I had no other choice because the other kids were too shy to even participate.

Professor Crewel: Oh? Hmm...Even if the other kids your age were more confident at the time, I am convinced you would be chosen.

Riddle: Professor Crewel is right, miss. I saw how you understood the advanced chemistry homework Deuce and Ace were having.

F!MC: !!!

F!MC: O-Oh. I hope you didn't lecture them for asking for help...

Riddle: I made an exemption, miss. Don't worry.

F!MC: *smiles* Thank you, Riddle.

Riddle: ...

Riddle: *smiles back*

F!MC: Riddle? Are you not going to review the questionnaires?

Toddler Riddle: No. They sound easy, Mama.

F!MC: *chuckles* Alright.

Leona: Huh, right. Let's see if you really find these easy.

Leona: "If you're going to choose between your Mama and Papa, who would you rather stay with?"

Toddler Riddle: Mama.

Leona: Why?

Toddler Riddle: Because Mama brought me into this world.

Toddler Riddle: I know it was hard. But she chose to have me.

Toddler Riddle: So I would choose to be with Mama always.

Leona: ...

F!MC: ...

Leona: *looking at MC* Your kid's an old soul.

F!MC: Haha...

Toddler Riddle: Mama, I'll win first place, okay?

F!MC: Yes. *smiles*

[spoopdeedoop]

hi i have some disorganized thoughts/hcs abt the found family human doctor au

(one of the thoughts being i should really give it a better name. another being YES this is only the nuwho doctors atm bc that's the only series i've watched so far apologies. if i ever get around to watching classic who i will add them trust)

BEHOLD my random, not at all in-depth headcanons

nine is the only one with a car out of all of them. they all keep bugging him to drive/pick them up from places -- he has mixed feelings about being the assigned taxi driver

both twelve and eleven are teachers -- college professor and preschool teacher respectively. twelve's students love them because he will say the most stupid, hilarious shit with a straight face without even knowing and eleven's students love him because he is the only teacher at the school that will dance with them during musical chairs (he doesn't even play the game. he just dances)

i want to make one of them an actual doctor but i don't think any of them could handle it unfortunately

they all share an an apartment flat on the same level -- nine, twelve and fifteen live in one room, ten, eleven and thirteen live in the one across from them. of course there are other people in the building too but they're all used to the strange loud hyperactivity of that particular flat. i think i'm using the right terminology here. yall know what im talking about

(i'm so tempted to make some companions be their neighbors)

nine and ten are the most insomniac of all of them, so they're used to bumping each other in the dead of night on their way to raid each other's respective fridges or something. very rarely thirteen will join them and they're like "WELL FANCY SEEING YOU HERE"

twelve does sleep, but like. he's nocturnal

eleven and ten hate each other in a sibling kind of way (see: day of the doctor). they are constantly sending each other death threats or tripping each other over. everyone is sick of it

sometimes when they're out shopping you'll hear ten yell "GET OUT OF THE FROZEN FOOD YOU NUMPTY WE ARE NOT BUYING FISH FINGERS" over the aisles and you'll hear eleven whine "WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH" back

(if you're lucky you'll be able to catch fifteen mumble "why did we put them in the same apartment. are we asking for an eviction notice")

eventually eleven will pick a random stray cat off the side of the road, take her home, and name her bowtie, which is a stupid name, so everyone just defaults to calling her kitty

kitty's favourite person is twelve, to eleven's absolute despair

(my original idea for this was to initially have ten hate the idea of living with a cat, since he's stated full on in the show that he doesn't like cats, but apparently there is some very obscure doctor who comic run in which he falls into a depressive spiral and adopts a cat whom he names rose-the-cat, so he might actually like cats idk?)

anyway ten hates her until he doesn't lmao. he vents to her when there's no one else home and she will Stare at him back and it is a very nice friendship

kitty and nine watch shitty romcom together

they have a joint groupchat together -- half of it is just thirteen and fifteen assigning everyone outfits they find on pinterest and the other half is eleven asking where everyone went (he keeps getting lost when they go out)

nine doesn't know how to download pictures off the internet and so resorts to manually editing memes together to send to the groupchat and everyone's like "girl that's so much more effort........."

(yes he doesn't know how to press save image to camera roll but he knows how to use a photo editor flawlessly. such is the logic of the idiocy of the doctors)

eleven and thirteen get along very well i think. they're the only two of the group to play video games and so they bond over that. they also have ridiculously similar clothing taste

sometimes they'll succeed in getting fifteen to play pokemon with them and then they'll proceed to not see him until the next day when he comes out of his room and goes "you didn't tell me plusle couldn't evolve i've been levelling it up all fucking night"

friday is assigned movie night (it's always big hero 6)

eleven is the only one to actively seek out physical affection, usually really abruptly like clinging to thirteen's back as she passes him in the hall or bapping ten with the palm of his hand until he sighs and gives him a hug. he does expect a platonic kiss on the forehead from anyone before he goes to bed and will complain if he doesn't get one

anyway thats it i'm sick in the head and really sad. if this keeps up i may be forced to actually write a fic

[heatherdanyel]

I know this is a long shot, but would anyone be willing to send me $200? We are out of groceries (the main thing) PLUS school starts next week and I would like to get my son a new tshirt, I need an outfit to wear to open house (I'm a preschool teacher), and I am in desperate need of a new pair of shoes. I would be so appreciative if anyone could help. <3

Paypal: heatheripock

Venmo: heatheripock

[inconveniently-discorporated]

I saw the Barbie movie.

One thing I did not expect was to have Feelings about what it is like to be a neurodivergent woman.

This wasn't even really addressed in the movie directly at all (aside I guess from having "weird Barbie" who lives separately from everyone else and takes in the "broken Barbies", and all of the super-positive and "uplifting" Barbies who were supportive of each other were OPENLY rejecting her because of things that were beyond her control and didn't even make her harmful to their society, just not entirely Like Them...)(okay I guess I lied, I guess they did address it and it didn't really click for me until now). (I'm still leaving that sentence in because I'm so shocked at how the point of this post is how minimized I have felt as a woman, TO THE POINT I APPEAR TO HAVE MINIMIZED THE WOMAN I CAN ENTIRELY EMPATHIZE WITH.)

Anyway. It was made EXTREMELY clear by my peers from literally day one that I was Different. I mean, I'd had one-off interactions with kids before kindergarten, but going to school was the first time I was seeing the same group of children every day.

I remember being utterly baffled. Many kids seemed to understand what to do already. Most kids were friends with someone by the end of the first day. One of my most vivid memories was from the first day almost 30 years ago, when I turned to one of the girls -- her name was Sofia, she had waist-length black hair, and her name card was a laminated piece of letter practice paper. I asked her, "How does everyone know this already?"

Her answer was that she went to preschool, and for the longest time I thought that was it. I thought that was the only reason why I didn't Get It, and never Got It from then until I graduated and from then until after I got and quit my first job and moved onto my second job (where there happens to be A LOT of neurodivergent people and I seem to get it a lot better now). It didn't occur to me that there were other kids who admittedly didn't go to preschool, who didn't have the same problem as me, and other kids who did go to preschool (because believe me, I was asking) who DID have the same problem as me (and looking back I remember at least one point where the teacher had to address the class about bullying people who were "different").

Moving from childhood into adolescence, it was made EXCEEDINGLY clear to me that I wasn't simply a Different Person, but moreso a Different Woman. It was made apparent that I was NOT an object of desire, and I did NOT deserve to think of myself as such in any way, shape, or form.

I didn't simply ignore makeup because it was expensive, and a little confusing, and somewhat of a sensory difficulty. I ignored it because I didn't think it was for me. I wasn't allowed to be one of those girls. I didn't only ignore fashion because clothes shopping was overwhelming and I couldn't spend that kind of energy in the morning putting together an outfit (not that I had a cohesive closet anyway). I ignored it because of the giggles I heard behind my back when I DID try to camouflage as A Normal Girl, because of the comments like, "Look at her wearing that belt like she thinks she's cute."

It affected me so much that I frankly didn't see myself as a "real woman" until I was in my (LATE) twenties. It's not that I didn't want to be a woman, it's that I didn't think I was allowed to feel like one. I was absolutely convinced that my husband would someday discover this "secret" about me -- that I wasn't a "real woman" -- and leave me. I literally thought he was lying to me about being attracted to me.

This did eventually change with work on my self-esteem, but one of the results is something that still persists to this day -- I feel simultaneously constrained by the societal views of women, while being almost entirely unable to relate. I went into that movie and left, today, realizing that I STILL feel like I'm Not Allowed to feel like I have some of these problems.

I've never been cat-called (though I have been screamed at by people on the street for not being desirable enough of a woman in public). But I HAVE been dismissed as an overdramatic woman by medical professionals, when my husband wouldn't get the same treatment. I've never been harassed for my number, but I HAVE had men harass and belittle me at the mechanic for saying "no" to them, who then promptly stopped the moment my husband walked into the shop and came up beside me. I've never been told I'm too pretty to be smart, but I HAVE had men refuse to talk to me and seek out my less-experienced male coworkers for answers instead.

So I drove away realizing that this dichotomy still exists for me. I couldn't relate to Barbie crying because she didn't feel pretty enough, because I've never felt like that pressure actually applied to me -- it was just always made apparent by my childhood peers that I wasn't, and didn't deserve to even worry about whether I was attractive enough. And I realized that these other pressures were the same way -- I didn't feel the pressure to be the perfect leader, because of course I couldn't be that. I didn't feel the pressure to fit in perfectly, because of course I just already couldn't.

I want to do extraordinary things, not because people expect that of me as a woman, but because people think I CAN'T as someone who is Different and Not Like Them. People are SHOCKED when I eventually adapt to a social situation (like a new job), and show that I can contribute at the same level as other people once I learn what I'm doing.

Kind of like how the Kens didn't even bother with Weird Barbie, she was just forgotten in her weird house, and she ended up being the one to help them all. And then at the end, when the Barbies realize what they've done to her, they apologize and she just sort of goes, "Eh, that's how it is."

I don't know. It's just a very weird place to be. And it can all probably be summed up by the fact that I didn't even register her experience as something I could entirely relate to, until I went to write this post about the experience that I entirely relate to.

[oneatlatime]

The Headband

I don't care how dormant a volcano supposedly is. Living in the maw of one would absolutely freak me out.

Zuko out for his nightly constitutional lurking practice.

I want this snuggy cape.

No better disguise than a cloud 1.2 metres from the ground. That's where all clouds hand out. Cool puffins though.

Enemy puffins approve of new fluffy Sokka.

Did Sokka just dive headfirst into rock?

I do not like this angle. Looks like his head's on backwards.

This episode is three minutes in and already I'm loving the comic tone.

Wow Katara, with the enthusiasm you're showing for stealing those clothes, they must belong to pirates.

These are some top tier nonsense sound effects. Far too few of those in recent episodes.

Beat up Sokka quota fulfilled!

Toph has by far the best outfit. Love the gold accents.

We've had two seasons of blatantly blue Katara not being identified by the Fire Nation as a Water Tribe person. I think the necklace can stay.

His headband is an airbender arrow. So much for disguising himself.

I would love it if linguistic drift meant that Aang was going around tossing out slurs completely unaware.

WHAT is this face

"Just slob is fine." I ADORE characters that are so secure in themselves and in their belief in the decency of others that all attempts at ridicule slide off like water off a duck's back.

He does it again! "Wow. Are you a bully? This is so exciting! I've always wanted to meet a bully!"

Onji - get better taste in men. Why are you even dating this prick? Did you have any say in becoming his girlfriend? Blink twice if you need help.

These Fire Nation kids are all so mild. Contrast them with Zuko and they might as well be a different species.

What is Hide and Explode?

Sokka is showing a mastery of slapstick that I haven't seen since The Fortune Teller. Glad to have it back.

Is this the first time someone has recognised Zuko by his scar? About time.

Was it really necessary to beat up the guard? Seems a bit much. Zuko could have just asked nicely. That usually works for Iroh.

Speaking of: Iroh! Hi Iroh! Didn't think you'd still be alive.

Noodle Ozai. Did Aang get put in preschool by accident?

Those hippies should do a song about Secret Rivers.

Tired of spending three years talking to Zuko without making any progress, Iroh decides to attempt a new technique and deploys the silent treatment. It works just as well as three years of talking.

Colour me completely unsurprised that the Fire Nation has a pledge of Allegiance.

This school must have some gnarly punishments if questioning the teacher garners this reaction.

This man's head is alarming.

This man is also surprisingly nice for a fascist agent of the state bent on suppressing personal expression.

Movements? Aang you were showing her MOVEMENTS! GASP! FILTHY!

I love this fight. It's been a while (maybe back to season 1) since Aang's preferred fighting style was 'Nope'.

They haven't committed to the bit this hard since Bonzu Pippinpadalopsicopoulous, the Third!

It's funny how we spent two whole seasons haunted by nothing but threatening shadows of the Fire Lord, and then an episode after his face is finally revealed they turn him into part of the decor. He even gets a noodle version.

Play Spot the Firelord with this episode. I count four.

Sokka is having way too much fun with this.

Just going to sneak a reference to child labour in there. Gnarly punishments indeed.

Local Emos Experience Happiness for the First Time; Immediately Implode.

I'm sorry but Mai's cloak has such Santa vibes.

That is some serious side eye.

"You get to be normal all the time." Aang is pulling no punches today.

Where did they get this many candles? Actually, where did they get that many matches? They don't even have a Firebender on staff.

Poor kid is objectively correct. I guarantee your parents don't want you dancing in a cave. It will be good for you though! just don't lick the walls.

No wonder the Fire Nation got rid of dancing. Those moves are awful.

Zuko! "I brought you this food that I know you don't like because I need your help." Buddy. Why.

I could do without the heavy-handed Katara and Aang romance. Also, when exactly did Katara learn advanced gymnastics and choreograph a whole routine with Aang?

I hate this twerp so much!

That song the band is playing right as the adults bust in is better than the songs featured earlier in the dance montage.

I love this guy.

i know that the soundtrack probably went from diegetic to non-diegetic as soon as the chase started, but I love the idea that the school band provided theme music for searching for Aang.

Delightfully eerie. and also very Spartacus.

Actually with the guards starting to dance, it WAS the school band providing a soundtrack for the Aang hunt.

Is Momo at the reins?

How is this assassin good at keeping secrets and not being followed? He creaks and clanks.

Final Thoughts

I loved this. This type of episode is when Avatar is at its best: heaps of goof, a side helping of heart, subtle and not-so-subtle critiques organically incorporated, tonally contrasting storylines that combine to form a whole greater than its parts, and even one-note characters who are given depth.

Aang was in his element as a normal kid; Sokka was having a great time being super agent / team dad; poor Katara and Toph got like two lines each but still had fun with what they did get. Even Momo got some sight gags.

Aang is so personable. I think it's the combination of great social skills from a good peripatetic upbringing and being a peacetime child.

I think Zuko experienced every possible human emotion this episode. I loved seeing him snark with Mai (those two are way too good together), but his scenes with/revolving around Iroh were confusing and intense. Which is probably how Zuko would describe them too. Seems he's speedrunning his season 1 bad decisions arc.

I'm not fond of this new silent treatment approach from Iroh, but I have to admit that talking to Zuko didn't work for years, so what else is there to try?

I wasn't expecting a Footloose homage and a Spartacus reference in Avatar of all places. But it works. And it works if you don't catch the references too.

I am severely disappointed in Fire Nation fashion. I was expecting gloriously eye-searing red/gold/yellow outfits. I got black/tan/brown with dull red edging. It's probably a visual commentary on what imperialism does to its own people. And the price of dyes. But I was really looking forward to reds and golds! At least I have Toph's outfit.

I loved the liberal use of sound effects in the Gaang's plot. I love comic sound effects on their own, but they really enhanced the contast between Zuko and the Gaang's plots.

There was lots of heavy stuff under the surface this episode, what with the squashing of the self and the discrimination against colonials and the propaganda and the revisionist history and the assassin. But I feel like being silly today, so I'm not going to dig into it. That's one of the great things about this show. Not all, but many episodes are structured so that you can choose your level of engagement and consequent angst.

This episode was funny, and fun. A much-needed palette cleanser after the drudge of the season opener. The last time there was an episode this unapologetically silly was probably Avatar Day. In other words, it's been far too long. Definitely going on my rewatch list.

I really want Zuko's snuggy cape.

[slutshamethesquirrels]

The Breadline

Ch.1 - The Back Drain

pairing: recovering!line cook!eren yeager x fat! fem! reader TW's: alcoholism, recovery, mentions of abuse, mentions of domestic violence, foster care, child custody, foster system, CPS, mentions of body/weight

You weren’t sure why you didn’t expect the morning to be a mishmash of chaos and disorganization. Ellie, as independent and rambunctious as ever, could not for the life of her pick out an outfit. Or rather, could not suppress her disdain for your choice of outfits. Appearances were important when you were the sole caregiver of a toddler with an open safety and welfare case, but after thirty minutes or so of arguing (when you’d only prepped for ten), you’d decided to let her dress herself, resulting in you practically throwing her at her preschool teacher; adorned in a neon yellow puffer jacket, a thin and ill-fitting costume dress from last halloween (She’d gone as a ladybug), and her favorite baby blue rain boots on the wrong feet. The daycare worker had looked confused, but you didn’t have any time to spare. “I’m not on crack, she’s just a fashion icon-” was the only explanation you offered before giving your sister a small peck on the cheek and practically sprinting back to your car.

You were in a heated race with the clock to get there on time. Your GPS insisted that you would arrive three minutes late, but you were determined to prove it wrong. Channeling your inner Andretti, you whipped around grandmothers and teenagers, keeping an adequate pace with the much larger and more expensive trucks surrounding you despite the uncomfortably loud drone of your engine. Between the combination of your expertise with a general disregard for red lights, you managed to whip into the back parking lot of the flying plate at exactly eight thirty. Knowing that if one more minute managed to pass you would be rejected for the one opportunity the world had so graciously presented you, you flew out of your vehicle in a panic, only bothering to grab your purse and slam the door behind you before running up to the back door and pressing the doorbell for delivery drivers.

Quickly, almost too quickly, the door opened, as if whatever was on the other side had been expecting you to arrive at that exact moment. You could swear the doorbell hadn’t stopped making noise as you stood almost eye to eye with a stranger. He was holding his phone up beside his head with the screen facing you, the time changing from eight thirty to eight thirty one as he sized you up with his eyes. You realized this must be Levi.

He was small, but strangely intimidating, as if god himself had simply denied him his right to height, lest he be too formidable. Your chest heaved from the rush to the door, and you opened your mouth to provide him with a proper introduction through ragged breaths. He didn’t seem to have the patience.

“You’re an ass hair from being late..” he flatly stated, his voice matching the stone gray of his eyes “...and sweaty.”.

“Oh” You looked down at your arms, trying to pull together an excuse other than the truth when he pulled you in another direction yet again.

“No matter, I suppose I didn’t say you couldn’t be any of those things. Follow me.” He pushes the door open for you, but does not hold it, causing you to clumsily shove your larger frame through the door behind him at a disorienting rate. He leads you through a short hallway past an ice machine and a mop station, looking at it with disdain as he passed. He opened another door, this time holding it for you to shuffle through into the world's tiniest office.

Despite the close quarters, the office had not a hair out of place. Security camera monitors adorn the top left corner of the room, all their cords meticulously tucked against the underside of the shelving, where books of manuals and policies were neatly housed and organized alphabetically. An L-shaped white desk lined the walls beneath the monitors, a stool tucked under the blank side and an office chair on the side that contained a PC and a half finished mug of tea.

Erwin had attempted to warn you about this man’s disposition, but you’d failed to heed that warning. It seemed to finally settle in as he pushed the door closed behind you. It felt like he was sealing a tomb. He opened the file cabinet to your left and produced a small container of sanitizing wipes, giving the surface of his chair a quick swipe before pulling the stray stool from under the desk and doing the same.

“Sit. Please.” he motioned to the open seat and you hesitantly climbed on it, trying your best to calm your nerves as he momentarily turned to hit a button on a small box you hadn’t noticed attached to the wall. You recognized it as an intercom system.

“Someone tell Yeager to scrub that back drain. I know he closed last night.”

As he spoke, you produced your slightly crumpled resume from your bag, clutching it between your fists as if your entire future laid between those pages. You watched as he lifted his head up to the monitors, his eyes carefully scanning the grainy images, presumably to make sure what he had asked was being done. You follow his gaze and see a tall man with a ponytail rounding the corner of the back hallway, locking eyes with the monitor and throwing a not so subtle middle finger as he did so. A small smirk crosses Levi’s face.

Clearing his throat, he finally turned his attention to you, his features resettling into a blank slate. You pass him your resume, awkwardly smiling as you did so. You felt like you were going to throw up. He said nothing, but flipped through the pages with an unamused glare.

“You’re not supposed to lie on a resume, but you know you don’t have to tell the whole truth, right?” he muttered as he scanned the text.

“Look, I know it looks bad-” you began, “-but I can explain!”

“ Bad? Doll, this is worse than bad. I’ve met dogs that could provide me with a better work history.”

You stayed silent, feeling defeated already. You couldn’t bear to look at him anymore, your eyes making note of the ceiling tile’s patterns as blood rushed to your face. This was stupid. Why would Mr. Smith even recommend you if he knew you were just gonna get roasted by this guy? The shuffling of papers had almost become unbearable, the anxiety mounting in your chest as he scrutinized every letter on the pages.

A much louder flop brought your eyes back down to meet his.

“I’m not in the business of taking charity cases. I know that Erwin gave you a glowing recommendation, but I run a tight ship. This-” He motioned to your resume where he’d tossed it onto the desk “-simply doesn’t meet my standards. I’m sorry.”. He stood up to open the door, presumably to lead you out.

“No, please!” you rose to your feet as well, placing yourself between him and the door. He cocked his head slightly and narrowed his eyes, almost daring you to argue with him. You simultaneously got the feeling that you shouldn’t, but yet you had to.

“I know my work history is bad. But I need this job. I can promise you, swear to you, that I will be here, on time, everyday. I will show up and bust my ass harder than anyone here does. I will work late, pick up shifts, and follow every policy to the T because I have to!”

In your panic, your voice had risen, and when you noticed the slight flash of anger in his eyes, you corrected yourself. In a much softer tone, barely above a whisper, you admitted:

“I don’t have a choice. I have full guardianship of my sister… I’ll loose her if I don’t.”.

For a moment, nothing changes. You both remain rigid and unwavering in wet-concrete thick tension. The air seems tense and stale, the office seeming to close in on the two of you as the suspense builds until finally, finally Levi sighs, briefly gripping the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger before turning to grab your resume once again. He flips to the last page and stares at it as if an intense enough gaze could cause it to spontaneously combust. He was as stoic as ever, but you could’ve sworn you saw some intense emotions pooling beneath the surface.

“Fine.” He finally broke, shoving the resume into your chest as if he couldn’t wait to get you out of his office and out of his space. In one swift motion, he had also scooped your bag off the floor tossing it at you as well “You start tomorrow!”.

Shock overtook you for a moment, your eyes widening and an incredulous grin spreading across your face as you exclaimed.

“Really!?”

“Yes. Really. Keep up.”

In your celebration, you hadn’t even noticed he was halfway down the hall, and you had to jog to catch up.

“Thank you sir!! You won’t regret it!” it was all you could do not to literally jump for joy.

“Don’t be so excited.” he stops suddenly by the back door and whipped around quickly, almost causing you to slam into him. He held a finger up, and then two, and brought them up to his face in a ‘look at me’ motion.

“You will arrive on time. Not on time like today, on time like five minutes early-”

You nod to show you’re listening, trying hard to wipe the overjoyed expression off your face and replace it with a more serious one.

“-if you don’t, you’re fired. If you call out, you’re fired. If you don’t preform like I expect you too, you’re fired. You will help keep this place spotless and you will do it without complaining, or I will fire you. Understood?”

You nodded much faster than necessary “Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.”.

“Good.” He opened the door and ushered you out. You had taken a step out of the door and back into the sunlight when he spoke again, first saying your name, followed by:

“One last thing. I will not tolerate any romantic relationships with your coworkers. You’re here to work, not to find a soul mate. After the last incident, it’s become the golden rule around here. Do not disappoint me.”

Before you could respond, he had slammed the door behind you. The instant you were free from Levi’s stare, your body reacted to the triumph you’d been suppressing. You had done it! Finally, after months of searching you had landed a job! You let out a high-pitched squeal, bouncing up and down on your toes while you hugged your shitty resume like it was an old friend.

A few moments later you settled a bit, finally removing the paper from your chest and glancing over the last page. To your horror, you discovered it had been scribbled on in crayon. A drawing of three gelatinous blobs, with sticks for arms and eldritch horror-esque gaping holes for mouths. Each one was decorated differently. One circle was insultingly large, with hair that looked suspiciously like your own. The second was much more ovular, with blonde sunshine sprigs for hair. The third was small with brown pigtails, holding a lollipop. Was this meant to be you, Erwin, and Ellie? You had half a mind to murder the child-

Your thoughts were interrupted by some movement out of the corner of your vision. Looking up, you saw the man from earlier who had flipped off the camera. Without the graininess of the screen, you could see him much clearer. He had a cigarette pressed between his lips, and a mass of chocolate locks tucked into a bun. He was tall, and lean… and his eyes. Oh fuck , his eyes. They were a sea foam green, a shade of green you didn’t think you’d seen on anyone else before. He didn’t even try to look away from you, but in all fairness you’d been caught staring as well. Butterflies stirred in your gut as he slowly and pointedly scanned you from head to toe and back up again. You sheepishly smiled and waved, prompting him to call out to you:

“Welcome to the team.”

m a s t e r l i s t

[sweetwriter]

Second Chance: Chapter 1

Single dad! Bakugou x Black! Reader

Chapter 1

“So yer the beautiful teacher Kasumi always rambles on about” Is what Bakugou wanted to say, instead he looks at her hand. YN is a little confused by his standoffish behavior compared to his daughters extroverted personality.

“Well, it was a pleasure to meet you,” YN smiles generously and then looks down to the child who has a death grip on her leg, “Kasumi make sure to say your goodbyes and have everything, wouldn’t want you to hurry and leave without your high fives and hugs from your papa right?”

“RIGHT” She said a little loud- she has a little trouble with speaking really loud, I need to work on that, thought Katsuki.

“Alright papa, high five and hugs before Ms. YN starts.”

Kasumi loves Ms. YN with as much love a four year old can have for someone. Something just clicked in her mind, that Ms. YN is someone that she loved more than anything besides her papa, of course.

As he heads out he hears someone call his name, “Mr. Bakugou, I completely forgot, just in case you are not her pick up-“

“Who said I wasn’t?” He snapped. His eyes widening and he clears his throat, “I uh, I am picking Kasumi up today” God he felt stupid, felt like he was back in highschool, defensive when he was nervous. She made him so nervous, he wanted to impress her. The glorious and fantastic Ms. YN, the woman his little Kasumi loved. Four year olds love super hero’s and cartoon animals, not Kasumi. Bakugou felt like their first impression was going like shit, and he wasn’t wrong.

YN felt like Bakugou rubbed her the wrong way- stand offish and now rude. This isn’t going as planned. He was the “fantastic” father of Kasumi. The greatest person to ever live, in her eyes. She wanted to show him that she was a capable teacher that loved his daughter, but apparently she is showing herself to be incapable.

Clearly, they're both very incorrect

“Ok, the preschool is having a garden party, all the kids, are so excited about showing their families all that they’ve been growing, its next weekend.” YN gives Bakugou the flier. A group picture in front of the barrels holding the ready-to-be-harvested vegetables.

“I’ll um try to make it-“ he affirms, “Anything I need to bring?”

“Nope. Just bring you, and Kasumi of course.” She sends a smile and turn into the class. He can hear her starting the class as the door closes.

Bakugou must think he looks dumb standing in front of the door with his mouth agape but he can’t seem to care, all he can think is “wow.”

He looks down to check the flier and smiles to himself.

It’s 30 minutes before the garden party and Bakugou feel ridiculous. He hasn’t shaved his “beard’ new growth in about 3 weeks and here he is- shaving it and making sure his hair looks absolutely perfect.

Why you might ask? Well, ask Bakugou he would say “I needed to freshen up, the fuck is wrong with that?”

But he knew he couldn’t completely lie to himself, he feels he made a shit impression on Kasumi’s pretty teacher.

“Kasumi- do you need papa’s help?” Bakugou shouts from the bathroom. He knows she’s four and she wants to be a big girl.

“No, I’m a big girl.” She waddles in.

“Yes, yes you are a big girl. Your papa’s big girl- just because you’re a big girl- doesn’t mean you can’t ask for help. “ She pauses and looks at him for a second and then she eventually smiles and nods, “ok papa.”

Now it’s Bakugous turn to pause waiting for her to say something.

“Is that what you wanted to wear to the garden party?” Looking down at her outfit: yellow shirt, purple leggings, and a green skirt.

“Mhm, Ms. YN said to wear all your favorite things.” Bakugou nodded, “I mean- alright then. Let me do your hair munchkin.”

They both finished getting ready and as Bakugou was strapping Kasumi into her booster, Kasumi bent down to sniff her papa’s hair, “Your hair smells like my hair.”

Bakugou used Kasumi’s hair gel.

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A/N: hey y’all- took me a minute to get this out. I was planning on making it longer- but I like having little snippet chapters.

I love this story so far. I have a bunch of fun little plans for the characters. Also I love Kasumi-

Alright I’ll talk to you later with much love,

Sweetwriter

[descendantofthesparrow]

Brutally honest thoughts on each character?

...*Each* character???? bruh thats so many, okay ill keep this short cuz im waiting for a haircut rn

well start with the vks cuz thats easy

Mal-started off strong and then just became...THE WORST, love hate relationship for her. shes my art block fix but also i hate her

Jay-i dont have strong opinions on him, he actually never stuck out to me other than 'obligatory jock dude of the friend group.' i wish i liked him more but im more attached to his fandom self over canon Jay

Evie-got boring after D1, i wish they let her keep her chemistry stuff, love her vibe but shes kinda boring to me. SHOULD'VE BEEN THE MC OVER MAL!!

Carlos- lots of lost potential with his tech stuff from the first book and movie. easily could've been an engineer or inventor but they just made him an animal lover and i got bored of that real quick.

Uma-my queen, my idol, can do no wrong i love her so much i WILL kill for her.

Harry-i love his dumbass so much YALL DONY EVEN KNOW I WANNA BITE HIM SO BAD

Gil-one of the few characters i felt actually...grew up? idk but hes one of the few characters were it actually feels like time passed for.

Dizzy-oooooooh honey, honey honey, sunshine baby, please, put the glue gun down.

Celia- they should've gone with her trailer persona. Her outfits are so bad and i wish she got better writing and designs, so much lost potential, also she should've been Jays pick.

Smee twins- why the fuck are they even here they had one line and no significance. also they should've had a Harry scene.

Aks

Ben-puppy boy, deserved to have doberman energy. got turned into a doormat by the writers and is unfairly hated.

Audrey-bitch queen, shes not a nice person and thats okay~ girlboss.

Chad- should've been the D3 villan they had that all set up in D2 with his weird ass attitude over Ben getting kidnapped on the isle.

Doug -....honestly gives me the ick, especially in D3, i HATE the long hair his actor had/has. gold is NOT his color and neither is pastel purple or green. he looked good in D1 but ICK for 2 and 3.

Jane- bby gurl, blue bird sweetheart. yeah she did some fucked up shit in D1 but she was an insecure 14 year old girl who got manipulated by Mal and other aks!!!

Lonnie- deserved so much better, shes Chinese why is she getting Japanese style stuff?!?! her plot in D2 didnt even do anything it just happened and no one cared and Jay just shoved his problems of girls playing roar onto her.

Beast- *inhale* i wanna kick his ass, and i could, lemme at him. how dare he force an entire kingdom on Ben at 16 when he didnt become king when he was 28(when he married Belle)

Belle- they took away her backbone, shes not Disney princess book worm and independent Belle. she just, lost the spark

FG- they turned her into a preschool teacher, GIVE ME MY OL COOKY FAIRY LADY BACK

Leah- *seething rage*

vk parents

Maleficent- fuckin love her, shes such a manipulative bitch and feels like a gone crazy version of a Maleficent made for kids. def not the mistress of all Evil but i love her nonetheless

EQ- shouldve been the head villain, SHE WAS THE FIRST DISNEY VILLAIN CMON! def not the same character from the animated movie but shes dramatic and sassy and i adore her.

Jafar- haha funny characature~ i wish he was more menacing like he had been. Jafar is not one of my fav villains so descendants jafar didnt exactly translate for me well.

Cruella- yeah they nailed her, no complaints about her. good design, good dialogue, good acting.

Hades- LEMME KICK HIS DEAD BEAT ASS, fucking 'daddy issues made you stronger' my butt. i hate his hair and honestly he doesnt fit the washed up punk design, he didnt deserve the speech at the end and didnt deserve to be forgiven by Mal.

Ursula- we only saw her tentacle and one line but she seemed spot on so yeah

Lady Tremaine- why the fuck was she nice in D3??? bitch is the EVIL stepmother.

Smee- spot on, i have words for his sons designs becuaee hes old not naturally white haired but hes chill, makes sense hed be a good parent, he never felt evil to me, just compliant

Facilier- such a vibe, his actor got him spot on, would've changed up his suit design but hes chill and i can see him being a family man(ignoring wicked world).

[coralinnii]

TWST characters as things my preschool students have done and/or said

feat: Heartsabyul dorm

genre: comedy

note: I will not reveal the children’s identities or information for privacy law reasons

Riddle is the kid you would never have a problem with. An overachiever already and you couldn’t tell whether you were proud or nervous because you couldn’t tell if he was having fun at school. Then, just when you thought he would never let himself be vulnerable, he had a strong-feelings moment over lunch, when he accidentally dropped the tin with his dessert after diligently finishing everything in his lunchbox. You were caught between consoling him and stopping him from legitimately trying to eat his strawberries off the floor.

Riddle, crying: my strawberry…

Teacher!You: Sweetie, nooo… we can’t eat anything that was on the floor, that’s our rule.

Riddle, still crying: hic…but…my strawberry…

Teacher!You, internally: now I’m going to cry! T_T

Trey is always, always trying to feed you with whatever he made in the play kitchen area. He especially has a preference for “making” sweets (weird coincidence). He would come to you and it doesn’t matter if you were working on your child reports or helping another child, he would push a plate of whatever cake (an actual ‘whatever’ cake where he uses a random toy as a cake) and tell you to eat more (is he my mom?)

Trey: Teacher, I made this for you!

Teacher!You: Oh, thank you! What is it?

Trey: A pizza cake!

Teacher!You: O-oh, sound’s great!

Trey: It’s sweet!

Teacher!You: Aahh…g-great!

Trey: EAT IT!

Cater knows every popular kid friendly movie and music that just came out and has the cutest outfits and accessories of said popular movie. Is the youngest in the family so he’s babied a lot which he is starting to not like. Hilariously has a toy phone to call and take selfies. He’s such a sweet kid but he makes you feel so old and outdated.

Cater: Teacher, did you watch [hottest kid friendly movie]?

Teacher!You: Oh, not yet

Cater: Oh…that’s kinda lame. Everyone has.

Teacher!You: … :I

Ace is a brat. That’s it.

Ok, he’s the child that will try to find a way to finish his homework or task so he could have fun and mess around in class. Incredibly stubborn and thinks he’s really sneaky with his schemes but he ain’t being smooth when he’s just hovering around pretending to help clean up his play space. You are literally watching him not do it!

Ace: Teacher, why is that play space closed??

Teacher!You: Oh, it’s still messy because the last person didn’t clean up before we left to the playground

Ace: Wasn’t me!

Teacher!You: …

Ace: …

Teacher!You: Well, if someone cleans it up quickly, we might still have time to play.

Deuce gets so misunderstood. He’s stronger than the other students and he can be clumsy so some of the kids are scared to let him hold anything fragile. He’s such a sweetheart and he’s trying so hard to learn how to control his growing strength. However, he’s not afraid to fight (not physically!) for what he wants and he’s ready to defend anyone he deems in need to protect for example, the infants that sometimes drop by the playground for a stroller walk.

Deuce: We have to be careful, babies are small!

Teacher!You: Deuce, would you like to help push the stroller?

Deuce: Really? Yes, please!

All the teachers internally: Squeee, so cute!

[a-strange-inkling]

Hello! I hope you're having an excellent day! I don't know if you remember but I'm a teacher and I recently taught in elementary and the school that I worked at had a preschool wing and they usually started a few days before the elementary students and we used to help the little kids and parents when they arrived and there were certain moments that could be hellcheer coded.

For example maybe during the first week of school I can see the moms being sorta jealous of Chrissy since she was probably one of those young moms who looked beautiful in her casual but very put together outfits and her prim little Livvy and then they see her very sweet nature 🥰☺️

Hi babes, I hope you’re doing well!

I love that idea! Everyone loves the Munson ladies, they can’t help it!

I also work at a school and I’m really hoping to someday write more about Chrissy being a teacher as well as Eddie helping out as a sub and volunteering at fundraisers and functions, as well as the girls going to school with their mother.

I love the idea of Eddie picking her up from work and smiling. “Still the prettiest girl in school.”

And Chrissy blushing and covering her face, telling him to stop it. 🥰

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Dorky professor and high fashion hubby? 👀 uhhh please!?!?!?!!! (I know you’re not doing requests just love the idea of this!!)

Wholesome would be preschool teacher and high fashion model hubbys and dirty smutty I feel like Uni professor Chris and high fashion Designer Sebby 😂 (or young model starting his career if it goes that route)😂

related to this

Yes! It would be so fucking good 😮‍💨 I mean, any evanstan pairing fucks but that's besides the point, lmao.

Oh, I certainly am feeling university professor Chris and high fashion designer Sebastian for this one. As sweet as that other AU sounds, can you fucking imagine the hilarity of constantly dressed to the nines Sebastian whereas Chris is always in stuffy, dorky professor attire? Sebastian amuses himself by teasing Chris, saying he's ruining his reputation. He's not. He looks like one of the models Seb dresses on the regular, no matter the outfit. But it's fun to see him pout and cling to him, claiming he's so meeeeean.

God 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[arche0ps-moved]

can you please tell us more about your cool earthbound (or mother in general) headcanons. . . one's already mentioned are so cool I WANNA KNOW!!! ps YOU ARE COOL IN GENERAL TOO!!!!!!!

OHHH MIKE YOU SCAMP .. TWIRLS MY HAIR!! This could be long so. Under the cut !

okay first guy: ness I love ness.

Ness is a trans kid!! he doesn't know the right terminology for any of it but he knows he never felt like a girl. his family all support him ofc, but Tracy got a little sad thinking ness wouldn't play dollhouse with her anymore (he still totally does)

Ness looooves gross stuff. Bugs, mud, bones, etc. Call me autistic the way I study those bugs (<- ness)

oh also he's autistic 👍 very sensitive to loud noises and the cold, and wears almost the same outfit everyday because 1. different outfit everyday is HARD . 2. He likes his outfit!!

his special interest is baseball :)

him and pokey play on the same Onett baseball team and have an unofficial rivalry with the Fourside Fogies . one time they trapped pokey under the bleachers. it was a whole ordeal (hc from soypeople thank you bestie)

ness was their number one player!! until. yk. giygas. after all that he quit going to school and became a shut in for a good while (he'll be okay)

Paula helps teach him the PK moves!! Fire freeze thunder etc etc. In return him and pu teach her how to heal and such (none of them manage to learn starstorm, though ..)

Ness is overall an overly caring kid. he'll often put others before himself, especially in the line of danger. But he can also be very stubborn if he chooses to (if he's angry, he'll most likely give you silent treatment until he simmers down)

Ness and Paula date in the future :]

ok paula now.

Paula is a transgirl!! she knows the terms bc she's a fast learner (with gifted child syndrome)

When she grows up she most likely takes over the Polestar preschool

Funnily enough, her favorite color isn't pink. It's green!

Her parents are a bit overprotective of her .... Ness and her had to practically beg to go fight Giygas

Much like Ness, she cares a lot for her friends. Unable to heal them with her PSI, she resorts to carrying around lots of healing items for her pals! (And wet towels for Jeff, since he overheats easily)

She doesn't mind any temp, but sweat is an unpleasant sensation for her (it's gross, it smells, and ew, it's wet! Jeff shares the same sentiment)

She isn't a damsel in distress, obviously. She probably would've beaten up Montoli and Carpainter all on her own if she didn't have the brain to accompany her (though, an hour longer in the cage at Happy Happy and she probably would've started a fire ..)

OK JEFF TIME I LOVE JEFF :) copy pasting some jeff-tony hcs from my personal discord teehee

When Jeff couldn't stand in class Tony would take his assignments to the teacher when they both finished (albeit a bit later as Tony took more time on his)

Tony signs the end of the Y in name with a small heart when writing Jeff. Jeff was oblivious to it's meaning till he got older

Tony will sometimes break stuff on purpose when Jeff has nothing to tinker. Just little things that they won't miss if Jeff can't fix them (he always fixes them)

Jeff shares what he doesn't eat with Tony (tony has a bit appetite!)

Jeff carries Tony's bag in his lap when in his chair

Neither of them use air fresheners or perfumes. It irritates Jeff's nose and Tony has asthma. Win!

They don't have the same taste in music but like to listen to each other's music when working in their dorm. They take turns putting in tapes

Jeff prefers classical music .. Tony calls him old for it (it's endearing. He's memorized Jeff's favorite artists)

Jeff falls asleep in class a lot .. tony makes sure to write plenty of notes if he does

Non Tony related ones:

Jeff is autistic! And physically disabled. His legs were injured in the novels boat incident, so he uses a cane(or crutches) and a wheelchair depending on how well he feels

He doesn't like being babied or carried around much, but if it's necessary he'll allow someone to lift him (mostly ness or tony)

Distant relationship with his dad obviously. It gets a bit better but they never get as close as they could

Jeff modifies his chair to have rockets on them. Because it's fun!

Even after getting his prosthetics he'll still use the chair whenever he feels tired

As stated in my fic he hates the heat so so much. He'd rather run around in the snow butt naked than spend a minute at the beach

Okay that's enough Jeff sorry for the favoritism <3 pu time!!

I spell his name as Pu thanks to mysthlarey (thank u bestie)

Probably very stressed. It's hard being the newest king and also 14

His hair is shaved on the sides and tied into a long braid. No reason behind it he just likes it that way tbh

Despite his resting-mean-boy face, he's super sweet under that Princely attitude! (He's got a lot on his shoulders, it's hard to relax)

Much like in game he's very . Uh. Physcially weak. Most people don't expect that because of his "fighter" look, so they don't usually mess with him

He's a picky eater bc of sensory issues. What do you MEAN you guys can eat rice? Yuck! (It tastes fine, but the feeling is .. bad. very bad)

Water enthusiast :) often the one to remind Ness (water hater) to drink some water

Tallest of the group (sorry jeff)

Funnily enough he doesn't grow once he hits his current height. Sooner or later Paula matches him in height and he finds it p funny

Uses his future kingly status to mess around with his friends. (Ex: DEAR NESS. THIS IS THE KING OF DALAAM. COME OKAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT WITH ME OR ELSE I WILL START A WAR WITH EAGLELAND. signed ur bestie xoxoxox :) )

bonus time oh goodness oh me oh my! Random character's!

Tracy uses she/they

Picky uses he/they. they match!

Picky loooves spiders (<- he doesn't know about pokey)

Tony's family actually live in Scaraba- they sent him off to Winters since it has the best school in the 3 major continents (he was eligible, so why not take the chance!)

Pokey and Ness liked to draw comics together :) they're probably super cringey now

Picky, Tracy, Ness, and Pokey all used to walk to school together. Sometimes pokey had to carry picky since he was half asleep

Ness doesn't actually eat trash burgers okay it was ONE TIME you can STOP BRINGING IT UP POKEY

pokey needs glasses due to his bangs fucking up his vision. will he ever get them? probably not

aloysius minch is bisexual. win I guess