#regulus black headcannons

[dickmastersfruit]

Regulus: Pick a shitty coping mechanism

James: I bet all your coping mechanisms are shitty

Regulus: ...

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

remus was james’s gay awakening (he’s the casanova of gryffindor tower, so duh)

sirius was james’s gay ‘confirmation’ (they kissed once, and james knew he wasn’t straight)

then james said hmmmm I want a combination of both, and ended up with regulus.

[james-sunshine-potter]

spiderman james au but no, and i mean no one, even suspects james to be spiderman because none of his friends he's cool enough to be spiderman.

no one even questions the fact anytime spiderman is around james isn't. no one questions his shitty excuses either.

[nettedtangible]

James and Regulus would 100% get that permanent jewellery that they solder onto you and you can never take off. And they would get so hot and bothered anytime they saw it on the other, just like mineminemineminemine. And regulus’ would be gold and James’ would be silver

[lilyofthevalleyys]

i had a thought.

you know those soulmate aus where they can feel each other’s pain?

so doesn’t that extend to period pains/cramps as well?

so when James felt a sudden, constant pain in his abdomen (around that area), he learnt that it was the cause of period pains/cramps and so assumed his soulmate was a girl.

Sirius always talked about having a little sister. but all of a sudden, Sirius started talking about a baby brother, and insists he’s never had a sister.

James never connected the dots. He never once thought that Regulus Black could possibly be his soulmate, even though he wished desperately for it, but wishes were just useless hope.

he’s also constantly felt horrible pains that reduced him to shaking messes, especially during the holidays. and Sirius would come back bruised and beaten.

it was only when Sirius hit his brother with a stinging hex at the leg during one of their fights, that caused James to fall instantly to the floor, did he finally, finally realise.

[apoetsworld]

Reg *trying to tell a story*: So his step dad's sister in law's brother's friend was dating her ninth cousin's friends sister! But she was actually-

James: I-im lost

Reg: You're too slow for me. Bartyyy

Barty *legs crossed, snacks and drinks ready on the couch*: So this is the girl who was related to whats her faces long distant cousin?

[volturissideslut]

𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖘 𝕻𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗

Im stressed and want to write fluff, but most of my reqs rn are angst so let me put them off a little longer (sorry)

"Hello deer" you smile teasingly at James as he walks into the kitchen, one towel hanging loosely to his hips and another fallen to his shoulder after he had used it to dry his hair.

"morning, love" he holds back his own smile, placing a quick kiss to your collarbone before he moves around you on the stove to shuffle through the cupboards. His glasses are semi-steamed from laying on the bathroom counter and one lose wet curl hangs over his forehead "Godrick I'm hungry"

"I can imagine, how you wake up earlier than this to train for two hours is beyond me" you have barely had time to rub the sleep from your eyes before rushing up to make his breakfast. It's not like you had to, but you want to. It's nice looking after him. "I made pancakes with that new protein powder you got, the berry one" you grin at him and he's practically salivating at the smell and sound of it.

"have I told you how much I love you today?" he kisses you and steals the plate from your hands

"only about five times when I first woke up, but feel free to tell me again" you take a blueberry covered in maple syrup right off of his fork, smiling up at his playful scowl.

"We'll, I do. So much so that I'm hoi g to forgive that, you little theif" as if he isn't picking up another berry and putting it in your mouth for you.

You swallow it then point at him accusingly. "No more sharing. Eat your protein and get those gains, Potter"

"Potter!?" he takes a dramatic step back and puts his hand over his heart in offence, eyes blown wide and eyebrows scrunched "What happened to 'deer'?!"

"Eat your pancakes, Jamie" you roll your eyes, turning back to puur a new set into the frying pan for yourself

"That's more like it" he grins, placing a sticky kiss to your cheek and leaning back against the kitchen side.

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

Concept: Regulus is only a goofball in James’ presence because he loves to see that big stupid smile.

(No one else understands why James keeps telling everyone Regulus is so funny when he is dead serious in public all the time.

James: you’re so funny

Everyone: he’s literally a murder nugget???)

[florsial]

Jegulus' first date wasn't even intentional. They had been in a weird flirting stage for a couple of months in the beginning. But it became official when James saw Regulus in Hogsmeade by himself right before it started pouring. The two of them ran into the nearest building to wait out the pouring rain. The building turns out to have been Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop so they spent their time there waiting.

At the end, James was like, "Should I consider this our first date as boyfriends?"

And Regulus was like, "...You know, sure."

That's how their first date went.

[atyd1960]

I don’t like Harry Potter, I like Harry Potter’s PARENTS

[shiftingwnovk]

james: if anything happened to you, my mom would kill me

regulus: but effie's your mom, not mine

james: yeah, like that would stop her

[dickmastersfruit]

Regulus: I wasn't allowed to have knives so..

James: Yeah that makes sense, I wouldn't let you have a knife either

[kittyblackout]

Hc that Evan and Regulus were friends before hogwarts and thoroughly corrupted Barty :)

Evan was just a little menace, and Regulus was just like a concerned parent, but lived for chaos when it was just the two of them.

And poor Barty, son of a politician.

Smart, studius, innicent, naive, perfect son, etc.

His dad told him to make connections at hogwarts, he had no idea what he was getting himself into.

He got sorted into slytherin. And made friends with said menaces.

And Barty being this sheltered child. Did what he was told.

Met Evan and Reggie at 11.

Went, fuck that. Ima do what I want.

Him, Evan and Regulus having a Sirius, James, Remus dynamic.

Sirius/Bart = the corrupted.

James/Evan = the corruptor.

Remus/Regulus = actually corrupted them both, the mastermind, never gets caught, smarter than both put together.

[james-sunshine-potter]

Regulus would hex people who told James he was being ‘too much’. He’d make sure he never told James he was being too loud or was talking too much.

He’d let James be James.

[a-reverii]

regulus is like, the bitchiest soft boy i can think of. will he treat you like you're beneath him if you have so much as a speck of muggle blood in you? yup. will he also gush about a new book he read if he knows you really well? completely.

[lilyofthevalleyys]

James would write Regulus the most heartfelt letter ever and Regulus would break down crying because he’s never received such a sincere letter before