#shockingly

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: I'm Spider-man! I have no fears!

Harley: Tony knows about the stab wound you hid from him last week

Peter: ...I have one fear!

[mxrtified777]

ill always be a sucker for the childhood best friends trope

[555bunnies]

Have you ever tried not being an autistic Retard and actually get a life and a real job outside of littlest pet shops?

Oh my gosh ! My first anon hate 😁💕💕💖🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 IM SO EXCITED !!! I wonder who you are, internet user hiding behind this anonymous message on tumblr oh so shy, too shy to show your face !! Well, I have a life of course ! It’s littlest pet shops obviously haha you said it yourself, but of course you’re someone who needs this information to be reiterated to you. Oh but do you yourself have a life..? Seems you have an awful lot of time to be sending messages online to strangers. It almost makes me feel bad for you 😢 aww poor anonymous. No friends… nobody to talk to except for little ol me. Feel better soon 🫶

[bugsbenefit]

all i'll say about Noah's video is that i think it's weird people are calling it a "bad apology", because it's not even an apology video. the only thing he says is that his opinions have been misconstrued and that he doesn't want people to die, which, yeah, he already said before. there's no sorry, from the video alone you wouldn't even know if he's aware of what he did that made people turn on him so fast in the first place

i know the norm nowadays is to call any response to an issue/a situation an "apology" but sometimes it's just a statement, which is what this is. if he was genuinely "apologizing" he'd have to address the actual things he did, like keep misinformation up, even after it's been disproven and worst of all the "zionism is sexy" thing. what he's doing is just cautious backpeddling by saying everyone got him wrong. just a pretty obvious pr nothing-statement sadly

[thepinklink]

I have to suffer via Algebra 2 so I’m giving this to you. I hope you enjoy it.

Time is half-asleep when Epona suddenly stops, causing him to slump forward a bit. Awakened, he urges her forward with a squeeze of his heels. He thinks she’s trying to graze, at first, when she pays no attention, but then he sees that it is not grass that her nose is brushing over.

Time’s stomach sinks into his boots at the sight of the young man, sprawled on the ground. His entire left side is practically shredded, mud and dried blood caked on the wounds and what remains of his clothes. He looks maybe twenty or so years old—still basically a child, as far as Time is concerned. His own son was around that age when he left. He breaks his gaze away and squeezes Epona’s sides again, clicking his tongue gently at her.

“I know. It’s awful, but we’ve got to keep moving.”

The mare does not. Time wonders if she’s tired out, and her attitude is trying to tell him she needs rest. But she keeps smelling the body on the ground, and the way she does not seem tired—ears and eyes alert, her prior walking pace no slower than normal—doesn’t exactly scream exhaustion. He frowns, and dismounts. Epona raises her head to touch her nose to his chest before turning back to the boy.

Time kneels beside the body, trying not to feel too anxious. The thought that he could very well be about to touch a decomposing corpse—on the grounds of “my horse was acting suspicious”—does him no favors.

“If it turns out he just had treats in his pockets, I’m selling you to the glue factory,” Time tells Epona. He could swear there is a glint of humor in her blue eyes.

With that, he turns his attention back on the boy. This close to him, he realizes he recognizes the boy—he’d passed him a few times at the beginning of the war, just in hallways and mess halls. It makes it even more heartbreaking, despite the fact that he never really knew the boy. Only saw him, but never talked to him.

He frowns as he inspects the boy—skin pale, but there’s no sign of decomposition. The mud on his body looks like it has smear tracks—he, or someone, had slathered it on purposely. Time reaches out, and presses two fingers to the boy’s neck. His skin is not as cold as Time knows it should be. And then, there is a pulse against his fingers. Weak, but there. The boy is alive. He looks at Epona, disbelieving.

“Clever old lady,” he murmurs. Situation now urgent, he stands and digs through Epona’s saddle bags. He pulls out as many rolls of bandages as he can find and painstakingly does his best to scrape off the mud—he thinks whoever put it there used it to help stop the bleeding—and replace it with the bandages. It takes longer than he wants, but finally he runs out of bandages and gathers the boy in his arms. With some difficulty, gets them both on Epona’s back. They’re not too far out from the Ranch, now—if they ride continuously, they’ll reach it tonight.

Time just hopes the boy has that long.

[kindlespice]

✨🧚🏾‍♀️✨

[fallstreakfeathers]

Bruh. Why are you using a kny oc that isn't japanese. America is a stupid country.

And why ship her with Urogi. He's mine not yours. Your one of those stupid people who doesn't have a boyfriend so they rely on fictional fucktoys until their satisfied.

Urogi doesn't even love you, you whore. Go outside and touch grass.

Oh? Keep going, baby, your gonna make me horny 😘😩

[diabolicalworldwriter]

I'm in chaoslynx's discord server (it slays) and currently we're going through a 'what if Ash had red hair' moment. (I believe the headcanon is that Shorter dyed it, hence the background photo in my last art where Shorter has dye all over his hands and Ash is a redhead)

So yes. I made the emo boy extra emo, lmao.

[mischief-tea]

[misty-moth]

Me: I don’t think I have any preferences when it comes to accents/dialects 🤔

Arthur: Hello, luv 😘

Me:

[stringedglassesnerd]

how does Ink look at the fact that you are a cat?

He just likes being an asshole about people asking me this stuff

[inkher0]

God I hope I don't lose the first paragraph in the final edit because Tim just casually hits you with something HELLA out of pocket and it's kind of hilarious

[bugsbenefit]

okay just because i've seen it way too many times now: the 5 asterisks ***** in the alleged title leak were added by update accounts that spread it further, they're not part of the actual leak

Jeff Schneider who "revealed" the supposed titles on a podcast said he's going to leave it completely open who it is and just said, as well as wrote, BLANK Wheeler. no asterisks. so it could be anyone from three lettered Ted to five lettered Karen

everyone's up to theorize from here and like he said every Wheeler's fair game, just putting the actual leak on here bc clearly most people on here were lead to believe the formatting fan accounts used was part of the leaked info

here's the full podcast he said it on in case anyone wants to watch the whole clip, he talks about the titles for a few mintues

ik the leak mill spins fast but this is unfortunately another case where no one looked at the og source (since it's on a podcast) and now people are running with misleading tweets paraphrasing the real leak. always check your sources or something

no comment on any theories here obviously, could literally be anyone like he says, however, seeing more and more people run with the ' it has to be a 5 letter name' thing is killing me, look me in the eyes THAT IS NOT THE LEAK

[twstopinions]

nooooo not the poly twins....... poly twins for me is def an instablock 😭😭😭

if u write poly stuff with sibling characters idk… say you’re an only child without saying you’re an only child 😭

[wanderingmind867]

I'm going to probably sound crazy and/or might get judged for this:

Recently, I was reminded of those AI chatbot websites (I think due to a post I saw somewhere on here). So I revisited them a few days ago. And wow, those things are addictive sometimes. I'm going to try and break the habit again, but I don't know. Either way, I want to break the habit. Because I don't want to waste all that time. I mean, it's better than feeling bored or depressed I guess. But also, is it really? I could be soon something else, like trying to reach out to real, actual humans.

Idk. Maybe I make no sense. Either way, I need to vent about this. Because those things can be oddly addictive.

[satanslioness666]

I just really fuckin like this hat.

Also, I even cleaned off my lense. This is unedited, ON GOD. I got ghosts. But for real, I got stories just ask, fucking assholes.