#sirius doesnt die

[punchablelunchable]

I've been trying to find an atyd version of a drarry ship on ao3 and I CANT FIND ONE I'm about 2 seconds away from rewriting the whole series but make it drarry and also better bc fuck jkr so can someone please give me fic recs I don't have time to rewrite a 7 serk series also sorry for the bad punctuation

Specific fic details in the tags!

[lilithofpenandbook]

The best Severus and Harry dynamic is when everything is exactly the same and they absolutely loathe each other

But also Severus is the one Harry goes to when he has a nightmare, the half-asleep Severus asking if he needs to 'kiss it better' (mocking, snarky) or 'actually kiss it better' (serious, protective) and he just needs to see how Harry reacts to know whether he needs to comfort Harry or if he's good to make fun of Harry until Harry's so annoyed he stops being upset. Severus is the one who kisses Harry's forehead when Harry absolutely wrecks himself playing Quidditch. Harry's the one who drags Severus to bed when Severus is trying to power through a headache. Harry's the one who cheers Severus up when he's upset by just being a sassy lil shit and cracking Severus up.

And it's even funnier when Remus Lupin is the only person who doesn't understand what the hell is this hot-and-cold dynamic? How the hell can Sev both hug Harry after a nightmare and yet also try strangle him when he says one thing wrong? And why is everyone so normal about this?! Why isn't anyone concerned?!

To everyone else, it's pretty obvious to everyone that Remus is an only child.

[ezkel]

pt 16 .. 18

[siriusblack-the-third]

Ykw if JK R*wling wasn't a bITCH then Bill Weasley would be that Hot Aromantic™ who doesn't want to marry and doesn't want to have kids like bro would be living his best goddamn life in Egypt cracking open ancient tombs in the desert and cracking open ancient tomes in the library like LET THIS MAN BE THE HOT NERD ROCKSTAR HE WAS BORN TO BE

Like he thinks about the concept of Marriage-And-Kids all of one (1) time and immediately has to stop himself from hurling because EW he's had enough of being a parent fuck you very much (he's the eldest of seven, do we really need to spell this out?)

Fleur? Platonic Love Of His Life. She's his Hot Asexual™ best friend. Both of them are roommates and work partners they're both badass and gorgeous and they both know it and neither of them wants love/sex respectively. They're both out there travelling the world for their jobs and nerding out in the libraries over niche academic fields like don't tell me they're not history nerds.

Fleur, with her ethereal beauty, is sick of being stared at like a piece of meat. She's not just an object, she was smart and capable enough to be selected for the Triwizard Tournament and actually came out of it alive (jkr really nerfed her character to push Harry forward like wbk Harry is a BAMF no question about that obv but you didn't need to do fleur like that). She got hired by Gringotts, who famously only take on the best of the best. She's the Best Older Sister™ and loves Gabrielle to bits and can never say no to the baby of the family. She's soooo much more than just a pretty face.

She thinks of sex and wants to vomit (sex repulsed asexuals ftw!!!) like this girl absolutely fucking Does Not Want it. At all. Leave her the fuck alone.

AROMANTIC BILL WEASLEY AND ASEXUAL FLEUR DELACOUR FOR THE WIN

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

i don’t really see canon “the prank” to be “attempted murder” but i find the idea that wally & orion are proud of sirius for almost killing a half blood to be funny(or alternatively disappointed that snape didn’t actually die)

!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY yeah uhh i have Thoughts on the prank. i dont think it was attempted murder either bc snape is pretty smart and sirius knows that, i think he assumed snape would catch sight of the werewolf and leave bc he got piss scared .

ummm yes so wally and orion right . obv parents get involved (snape's, sirius' & remus') (no one finds out remus is a werewolf though ofc) and sirius gets off scot free (basically scott free) because ykyk Black family and i hc he comes home that christmas (bc angst <3) and walburga's like awe my baby boy's finally coming back to me <333 good job on trying to get rid of that filthy half breed sweetie pie <3333 too reckless but it doesnt matter !! awe whyre you so sad youll get him next time ill help <33333

walburga is clinically insane btw

orion is just dreading seeing more of sirius but he's impressed but hes also a motherfucking DICK so hes just like . ofc you failed . stupid mf.

god i need sirius to punch the fuck out of him.

whateverr basically sirius wallows in the feeling of im just like them ☹️💔 & walburga is ENTHRALLED & orion is mildly impressed

oh and also random regulus thing hes worried bc sirius is Bitchy but hes also a bastard little brother so he just annoys sirius the whole christmas break but it actually works ! because sirius comes back to hogwarts and thinks GOD i hate them all 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[noel-levine-fan]

massacre anniversary / father's day

[read more here because it's long due to the amount of images - you'll have to click on the images to view them in full due to diff aspect ratios]

ashe is the only one who cares about father's day

bonus

Notes:

thIS TOOK SO FUCKING LONGGGGG this is more low quality than most of my recent art because i had a LOT to draw and i wanted to finish it today and i knew if i did regular quality i would not have finished it. i initally thought i'd block out single colors for each character and their dialogue boxes at first but i'm not sure if i would've gotten it done today if i did + i'm tired. so a lot of the expressions/composition/etc looks really goofy

this is what the "can someone send me a screenshot of when the massacre happened i have a drawing i want to make and whether or not the massacre happened on that day will affect it" post was about. i just find it exceedingly funny that june 16th is father's day this year and also the day nicholas died. i remember having ideas for a father's day drawing a couple days ago and then looked up the date and saw it was june 16th and was like "holy shit?!?"

i have this headcanon sirius does not remember his parents very well (except for their death which he remembers vividly)

i remember seeing a post saying "rich kids when they say 'father'" and i have no idea who posted it but all i could think of was noel (this isn't a note it's just something funny and relevant)

i know ashe at least in some timelines knows nicholas is noel's father who died on this day and in those timelines he probably wouldn't ask him about father's day but this is already canon breaking since it's in june so let's say this is a timeline where ashe never found that out

[tothestarsinvelaris]

Sirius staying at Hogwarts over Christmas with Remus and the two of them just having the whole Gryffindor tower to themselves while they kiss and cuddle and grow closer and play house is so bittersweet bc all I can think about is what the next few years will bring them and it breaks my heart 😭

[cursedwithwords]

Harry: Teddy, would you die for your family in Wales?

Teddy: What kind of stupid question is that? I'd be no help to them if I was dead.

Harry, relieved: Good, I'm glad you think so, cuz—

Teddy: I'd probably kill for them, though. Not with magic, it's illegal to use magic against muggles, but like I'd make someone disappear to protect the Howell’s if I had to.

Harry:

[idkjustlemmedrownlikerab]

Ok this. And the exit from Regulus' pov???

Coz for the lyrics

"Feels like we had matching wounds

But mine's still black and bruised

And yours is perfectly fine

Feels like we buried alive

Something that never died

So, God, it hurt when I found out"

Coz Sirius ran away and has the "perfect" life with his bsf James, Peter and bf Remus with a dazzling career in a band with them while he left Regulus alone in that house.

Regulus suffered in that house alone for a few yrs and then when finally he had the courage to leave he does, he tries to look for his brother but then realised thru social media that he has been replaced. He goes to see him at one of there shows where they play Family Line????

...and maybe the loneliest by Måneskin as well??

Thinking about sirius singing Family Line and singing "i have my fathers eyes but my sisters when I cry" not knowing his "sister" is trans and misses him too

It's even worse if sirius is performing it and doesn't know regulus is in the audience

The Black Brothers hurt me so deeply

[lovesickf-fics]

Shy guy big cock

tw : virginity, blowjobs, hand jobs, size kink, virgin breaker mentality, overstimulation, mentions of edging, teasing, begging, hair pulling, scratching, praise

Character(s) : Remus Lupin x James Potter (moonchaser)

Summary : Remus Lupin is a large man, a large man who goes red and stammers at the mention of sex, and James Potter is nothing but a good friend who wants to help out, especially with a cock so large between his friends pathetic legs

a/n : the people on my marauders acc who were interested in this @queermoons @occluminary @la-lune-et-la-etoile @padfootspaww (if you want untagged please let me know)

Remus Lupin is what people describe as lanky, he's quiet, reserved and awfully awkward, but he is large and despite his best efforts to be small, he takes up some space.

Try as he might remus was just, well pathetic. In the most kind way of course, but even in his loud friend group, full of yelling, laughing, and even the odd bang/pop, he truly is so quiet and almost out of place.

James Potter, is a loving friend, truly a pleaser and he thrives on other peoples joy and laughter, he is observant to a fault so he notices over their friendship that while the others laugh and enjoy sexual jokes, Remus goes red.

He gets red in the face, down his neck and all the way to his ears, and he can barely speak afterwards with how much he trips over his words and stutters and james was sure it was just a virgin thing and he'd grow out of it like the others did.

But he never did, even at the end of their final year, James still watches as remus goes red at discussions of sirius' one night stands or peter and lockharts date nights gone dark. He simply cannot handle anything "raunchy"

It gets to the point that James pulls him to the side one evening

His voice is hushed, asking gently why he gets like this

"no offense mate it just seems like you'd die of shock if you had sex"

and remus laughs, he laughs till his eyes well up with tears and makes james promise to stay up tonight to 'show him'

Tonight came with nothing but nerves from remus and anticipation from james. With the curtains of remus' bed spelled shut and silenced he held his pinky up

"you can't laugh."

"of course not mate-"

"i mean it prongs, dont laugh"

their pinkies linked and then remus shimmies out of his trousers, boxerss tugged down in one go

James stared. His mouth open and eyes wide, he blinked a few times.

Remus was....huge.

For once remus was taking up space and it was alot

he didn't laugh, he promised as much, but with a dry mouth and a hard swallow he spoke

"holy merlin above"

It was Remus who laughed, a little bitter in tone but mostly fine

"no one can, yknow, handle it so. Thats why i cant laugh at the sex jokes, i havent gotten there...mate its embarrassing"

suddenly james realises, just how sad that is.

Sure, it is huge, and james would be a little scared to be the bottom in the scenario, but all he can truly think is how good it would feel in his mouth. Anyones mouth really, but especially his right now

With that realisation, he looks at Remus for a second, lowering his head. He doesnt make contact, waiting on a sign to stop just in case.

It doesnt come.

James opens his mouth, gently lowering himself down and Remus gasps.

oh.

oh.

this was something else entirely. Remus grabbed his hair immediately, his glasses going askew from the way his jaw is sitting to accommodate the girth.

The way remus was already moaning, the "so good"s and "oh my god"s coming out almost like pleas makes something in James light up.

He likes knowing hes remus' first, loves knowing that remus will forever have to think of him when talking about blowjobs and sex and cumming and he takes that with pride.

So much pride that he moves his head down, almost choking on it, hes probably less than half way, unable to burrow his face in Remus' pubes so he uses his hand to make up for it, his fingers dont even meet

His spare hand takes rest on Remus' thigh supporting himself up at the awkward angle as he gently moves his head up and down the length he can handle, sucking and lapping at the vein that touches his tongue with each pull up

Remus is a mess, moaning and babbling nonsense, his hips bucking ever so slightly, desperate to have james stay on him to the point james has to dig his nails into remus' thigh so he doesnt choke

James finds his rhythm, going up and down at an almost slow pace, his throat no longer on the verge of gagging with every movement he makes, his nails scratch at the thigh he holds and his other hand moves to guide the cock deeper into his mouth gently.

His fingers are getting soaked in the spit that cant fit in his mouth with the way its held open, his glasses have fallen off his face...or did remus take them? he cant remember all hes thinking about is making remus feel good.

Remus does feel good, he feels so good with his head flung back and mouth gone dry from the way he's panting, tongue half out his mouth as he babbles to james about how good he feels, he's tugging James' hair and he's trying so hard not to fuck up into the warm mouth and his stomach is tingling and oh fuck he feels so good

James keeps it up, finally hitting what he'd call the half way mark of the length hes for lack of better word slobbering on, his jaw hurts a little but something about his friend above him like this makes it worth it. He thinks about pulling off, leaving remus to sort himself now hes had a touch of the real thing but even imagining remus and his big hands on his big cock alone makes james' own boner jump. Maybe one day he can just watch.

He does pull up for a minute, breathing deep through his nose while his tongue plays with the sensitive part underneath the head, focusing on making remus sensitive while he catches his breath, his hand making up for the movement

Remus' legs start shaking, and he practically worships James if it means he'll go back to sucking

"prongs please, please go back it was so good, youre so good please i liked it its so fucking good please dont stop"

James almost laughs at how pathetic and whiny remus got, how this boy would ever top someone is beyond his imagination, maybe he can find out with a bunch of lube spells...maybe

As requested he lowers back down, deeper than before, his nose close to brushing against the curls at the base but not close enough, Remus gasps shakily and then it happens.

Warmth fills his mouth, over and over again almost a constant flow as james has to start swallowing or he'd choke and that makes remus whimper, his hips are thrusting gently and his legs are shaking as he fucks james' mouth through his orgasm.

Remus' eyes are shut, squeezed tight with a few tears rolling down his cheeks as he cums with his mouth open in silent pleasure, his grip on james' hair tightens as he holds the boy beneath him still until the flow eventually stops. The thrusts sending him into a sensitive shaking mess

James pulls off, wiping his face and finding his glasses in the sheets, looking at a blushing remus, down his neck and all the way to his ears, and suddenly james thinks the look suits him more than anything he's ever seen.

they'll have to talk about it eventually, but remus is on the verge of falling asleep so james decides to leave that for another day

Right now he has a boner between his own legs calling his name

[your-favourite-yapper]

Mary macdonald hcs (sorta modern au) bc I love her*

Used 2 be bullied in primary school

Not that bad but she just was Not Liked

Has 2 younger siblings and raised by a single dad

Changed schools after begging her dad 2 let her

Watched some 2000s hs movies to learn how to be "cool" bc she didn't have an older sister or someone to tell her how to do that

Is now tech "popular" BUT

She still feels Not Enough

She's mean 2 ppl her friends are mean to

And nice to the ones her friends are nice to

Bc all it sound take was one wrong word, one mistep

And she'd be the weird chubby kid in school noone sat next to again

TRIES HER FUCKING HARDEST AND THEN SOME STUDYING

noone rage studies like her

She gets good grades but is always top 5 nvr top 3

Has cried once when she got 98% in Chem

Not in friend of her friends tho

Doesn't like crying bc she prides herself on being "perfect" mary

The one who always has her homework done and takes 6 APs and is in 5 extracurricular and is the head of 3 of them and is always in some sort of competion or event and is always w perfect hair makeup outfit and is always composed

Has MANY friends but 2 main friend groups

The valkries and like her "popular" friends (emmeline flo chastity)

Lowkey Dislikes most men as a default

"No one wanted to play with me as a little kid

So I've been scheming like a criminal ever since

To make them love me and make it seem effortless"

^^ that's her

Definition of faking it till u make it but she's "made it" and is still faking

Has minibusses every few wks on whether she even knows her "real" personality

Doesn't care abt fashion THAT MUCH

But she knos every microtrend since the 1960s

Half black and half white

And defo went thru a phase where she told ppl that she was acc only like 1/4th black

Bc all the popular girls in the movies aren't black

Teenage Girl

She spends 4hr every day on hair and makeup b4 school

Will always feel like the Odd One Out

Does Not kno how to read social cues

Loves acting dumb or clueless

Type girl to study for 8hrs for a test then act like she didn't even kno there was a test

Wants to major in robotics

(Mainly bc no1 would expect it and she loves the feeling of vindication she gtes whe she shocks ppl who assume shes dumb)

Low middle income family

But doesnt correct her friends when they assume shes upper middle

Has not been in a designer mall

Style is "boho vintage" and preppy pink

The "boho vintage" is clothes she sewed together instead of buying new ones

She just Gaslight every1 into thinking they were b9ught

Loves her friends to bits and pieces

In primary her friend group was odd numbered so every1 would pair up and leave her out

Now it's even w marlene lily dorcas and her and flo emmeline chastity and her

V territorial of the number of ppl in the group

Once when lily was getting a bit TOO close to alice mary pretended alice sent her death threats and alice gets bullied sm she has to leave the school

Either doesn't offer any personal info to anyone

Or tmis sm u get second hand embarassment

"I wish I wasn't such a narcissist

I wish I didn't really kiss

The mirror when I'm on my own

Oh God, I'm gonna die alone" <- also her

Actively oversexualizes herself to hide the fact that she's scared of sex

Has beef w sirius and peter

Peter bc he's the only person in her hs who was in her primary and so he knos what she was like then and she's terrified he'd told the marauders abt that (he lowkey forgot lol)

Highly problematic

Tries her hardest 2 be nice

But she just isn't

Has stolen countless girls bf

Only to dump the bf 1wk later

And start flirting w the girl

5" 5.5

Loves her hair

She's rjl coded but forces herself to be sob coded

Acc LOVES gory horror movies

Loves ice cream but generally prefers savory > sweet

The og Mirrorball girlie

Tried to start a diary for some "self discovery" but stopped after she realized she was faking it there too

Attractiveness = 75% looks and 25% (fake) confidence

"Please im a star....im a star im a star im a sTAR"

the type of person to Not Say Anything when 1 of her friends make a joke she finds annoying/hurtful and then slowly gets more and more mad at them till she ghosts them

Her aura is somehow both toxic green and pink

Is still v much Scarred from primary so even tho she loves her friends she still has "back up groups" she'd go 2 if her friends unfriended her

Has ghosted 2838383893 ppl

Lowkeg a misandrist

Loves to bake

"I just wanted them to like me 🥺🥺" <- her after destroying her perception of self

Cant cry properly bc she can only think of how stupid she probably looks

"Theyre probably going to cheat on me....i should cheat first"

Ways to show love quality time

Ways to recieve love words of affirmation + phy touch but even tho she gives the best hugs u can't hug her wo 3 days warning

Acc v funny

Like constant banger after banger

Looks like a cinnamon roll thinks she could kill you is a cinnamon roll

Pink lipgloss

Always thinks she takes things a Bit Too Far (she acc kinda does)

like her friend could be shit talking someone and she spends 30min talking abt how disgusting that person is and how gross they are and insults them and reads them to filth. (She doenst even hate that person )

hey I should yap -> pvershares for 2hrs -> wait no ew (post yap clarity) -> cool and mysterious era (20 minutes) -> hey I should yap

Genuinely loves her younger siblings but uses up all her energy at school so at home she's v much a bitch to them

Ev she can't even say I love u to them

Can't even sound the words out

Gen believes she ruined them

Loves : chappell mitski and sabrina

Pathological liar

Lies for no rzn at all

Fav color is yellow

Says it's pink

Loves summer

Says she loves spring

Chat she's a good person when it rlly counts I promise

ev she leaves hs

!! And she gets into her dream uni

Yay!!

And then...

Uh oh

U kno the thing that happens when ppl who were popular in hs can't make friends in college

Yea that's mary

But eventually ?? She gets better ??

She goes out on silly walks

And goes 9ut her home wo a detailed 20 step guideline on what to do and how to act

And takes shitty pictures

And forgives and forgets !!

And she grows closer to the valkries !!

And sings shitty karaoke shittily in shitty pubs

And she forgives peter

And she wears more yellow

and she calls her siblings every other day and doesn't have to pretend to be interested

and listens to "cringe" girly talk podcasts bc they acc help her

and it doesn't matter if her laugh is now a tad bit too loud and if its more like a snort

and if her hips grow a bit bigger

Bc she's Human

She lives n breathes and walks and she Healing omigod shes Healing

she starts living for the experience of living and doesn't view herself in 3rd perspective

and she's seeing w her eyes and not the eyes of others and wow

and in one of her classes she gets an 89

And she cries abit but it's Ok!!

bc she still learned

And mare friends in that class!!

And she was ok she was ok she was ok

she gets her 2nd choice internship

And celebrates messily w all her friends

but when the 1yr internship is over she doenst get a perm job

But it's ok!!!

Bc it was an experience she experienced in her lovely life !!!

U kno those tiktoks that go "me making straberry pancakes bc life didnt end when i was 16"?

Thats her

She dates a girl (!!!)

And they communicate

And she holds her and is held by her

And go on silly cirnge dates

And have meaningless convos

And then they break it off amicably

But it's ok!!!

Bc it was an experience!!!!

"And I couldn't be sure

I had a feeling so peculiar

This pain wouldn't be for

Evermore"

And then she gets invited to an interview at her 1st choice job

And she stares at the building from across the street

And realizes

She Made It

And she closes the street in her yellow pumps

And she's thinking abt what she's gonna write in her journal today and thinking of all her friends and it's all ok now and and OMIGOD IS THAT A TRUC-

she gets run over ://

And dies ://

She would've gotten the job :/

If she hadn't uh died ://

:/

*not as much as my wife @mrstellmeafuckingsecret

[ezkel]

marauders as Magnus archives avatars.

James: the desolation

Sirius: the spiral

Remus: the hunt

Peter: the web

Regulus: the lonely

Barty: the vast

Evan: the flesh

Dorcas: the slaughter

Pandora: the eye

marlene: the corruption

mary: the stranger

lily: the end

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

Omg so i was thinking of ur masseuse sirius today and got reminded of the hippie remus × scientist sirius hc someone posted on here. And i can kinda see remus being rlly into the like spiritual and soul side of holistic practices + he'd yap abt it to sirius just to rile him up a little bcz he likes how passionate + easy to piss of his bf is esp abt this topic xxx (and it's no harm bcz sirius doesnt actually get mad abt it its just like a pet peeve of his that remus exploits when he wants to be annoying)

i'm actually so obsessed u don't understand. had to do an impromptu illustration

hippie werewolf x his scientific bf... yup. yoga instructor remus who wears tie die shirts and linen pants and birkenstocks and has little buddha statues and strange esotheric paintings all over his flat. remus who walks through london barefoot because it makes him feel connected to the elements. sirius tells him he'll walk into a dope needle one day.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

I am once again asking u to give me another creep rjl au... I feel like a drug addict abt to relapse bc ur creep rjl makes me cry but idc

I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST THISSS oka i will post this now its bad and kind of 2 loser 2 b pathetix pls don't cry pretty girl 🙁

sirius gows on trips w his fmlily every summer right, and they always stay at this one hotel thats super massive and grand and awesome. remus qorks as like a helper there (got the job bcz daddy helped him out) ans first theim he saw sirius he decdided that sirius was. the most beautiful person. ever . so he wa slaways the one who cleaned the rooms and he always stayed laye to catch sirius coking in ajd oit,, sirius never paid him any attention bcz ahy wd he ? remus decides that at thw wns of this vacation hesll gey sirius' numebr and decied the vwst way to rizz sirius uo wd b to be sooo good at cleaning so hw works super duper hard and stuff and hes the ine whi delivers room serveuce & everything but sidius litr doesnt eevn nitice that housekeeping,waiters,room service, wtc r the sawm person vcz remus is so. forgettable. ans sirish kinda stares at him skemtimes like 'do ik u...' but enver says it (obv) so rmeus thisnk htat hes totally in lowv with jim and thwyee goin 2 be boyfrnds ... bt when the balcks r checkin g oit wlaburga and sirius r fivhtinggg and rmeus gets too scared so he diesnt ask for his numebr.

till sidius is not here remus looks for him oneline and he feels sooo guilty abr not tajign oictures bcz now he doesnt have ahyrhing to jaxk iff to so he pays ppll to find sirius and gwys scammed 92 tiems and getss oo broek he goes to lyall and lgall is kike wtaf bru ubhave a job and hes like yh but ykyk lief and sguff.... ans lyalls like whatver fine ig haev some moeny. & rmeus does it agn and agn. and agn. &agn.

sieius comes back the netz year and remus is ful creeped UP okay froem the secojd he comes in eemusnis taking 63746 pciturws w his new phoen with a greta camera that he spent food money on adn us dedicate to sirius blaxk ,, hes alrdy deicded to taek all rsp for the valcks bcz hel get 2 see siriis more like rhat and stuff . qhen his first joeb cleaning behind them arrives hw srwals clothes &udnerwear bcz hs needs to hold siirhs and msell srs and idk jack off to him . he breaghes in his liklow ans collects hairs (they all have the same hair idk) abd keeps then saef. wben sirius doesnt coem out v mich he outw a camera inthe room but feels siio guilty he never sueus it unless hes rlky delressed and beeds some1 to live for.

meanwhule siris is in his #rebel era soooo ges hooking up w . everuone . ans fucks the head chdf and managers & stuff bcz it psisses walburga off but yk what wd piss her off even more ? fuck ing the weird creepy guy whos obsessed w them. so risirus approaches remsu and rmwus cums in his oants and then they oiss ans renus comes in his oants again. sirius is like ewwww bht whatrvr an remus is leik woowow dergading kink hottt wowooww. but sirisu is actullat ewwed oti. but like tjs for pissibg off his mommy so its oka. renus is soooo in loev he flws sirisu aroudn liek "hi 🩷 kiss? 🩷" abd sirius is liek. omg. die

shwnen sirius leaves rmeus si sooo aad and dries sm bcz sriisus wdnt give him his number bcz apparently hes 2 "clingy" (lie vcz he only flws sirius around 80% of the tiem) an d rwmus ia xrying and jakcing off.

sieis returns rhe nwzt year w james and they ksis and james doest cum in his pants somehow and remus dies if jelaousy and also suicide. james & sirius fuxk on his graev the end 🩷

[elmodoescrimes]

Marauders Era Characters and their eating habits

definetely not inspired by that one post about the marauders waterbottles by @idont-havea-name

JAMES: pretty good eating habits. the man eats healthy. mostly meat.

SIRIUS: sirius is okay at eating. they forget sometimes, and still have very fancy tastes (despite how much he tries to hide it) but they eat reasonably well. cannot handle spice. pesketarian?

REMUS: no. doesnt feel hunger sometimes, and other times feels only hunger. eats mainly meat (werewolf), and oftej runs of solely coffee.

PETER: eats like a french person. very heavy foods. lots of cheese and bread. doesnt really like meat. eats plants and shit he grows himself.

REGULUS: runs off of coffe and fancy shit lile caviar.

LILY: mostly vegetables. big lover of warm drinks and cold foods.

MARY: barely eats. actually enjoys salad. loves fruits and shit.

MARLENE: eats only meat. literally just meat and snacks.

DORCAS: caffine and pastries. cannot eat stonefruit for the life of her (literally. she will die. its a bad allergy.)

EVAN: does not eat. has never been seen eating. no idea where he gets his nutrients from.

BARTY: the type of guy to chew on coins. doesnt actually have his own food, he steals from others. eats rocks and other inedible shit. eats cigarettes.

PANDORA: vegetarian. eats fruit and veggies from nature and/or her garden.

ALICE: healthy eater. she eats balanced meals and shit.

FRANK: massive peanut allergy. eats reasonably healthy otherwise.

NARCISSA: so picky. and fancy as fuck.

SYBILL: basically only eats seafood. literally just chewing on fucking prawns or some shit.

BELLATRIX: runs on black coffee and spite.

RITA: vegan. no more will be said.

GILDEROY: allergic to fucking everything.

XENO: survives on drugs and drugs alone.

[tomnylover]

crimson rivers spoilers guys!!!

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SECOND FUCKING REAPING ARE YOU BLOODY JOKING??? REGULUS OR JAMES OR EFFIE OR BLOODY SIRIUS? AND I KNOW EFFIES GONNA DIE COS SHE DOESNT HAVE A POV OMFG

Bizzarestars YOU ARE EVIL WTF