#so Ghost. Soap. König. and Price

[sky-is-the-limit]

Now that I'm thinking about it, Alejandro was kinda overdramatic cause if that man took over my base, I'd also give him my house, car, my men to detain, my 3 holes to fill-

[gothghostiie]

pussy torture with one of the boys??

cw: pussy torture (slapping, light punches, squeezing, biting), ambiguous partner, afab!gn!reader

he's tying you down, ankles tied to the headboard of the bed behind you, fully exposing your wet, precious folds to the cool air. sitting in front of you, thick fingers mindlessly tracing every curve, every nook and crevice of your chubby pussy before suddenly coming down on it harshly:(( you yelp, the slap sounding through the otherwise quiet room, followed by a low chuckle from him. he does it a few times, hand growing heavier as your lips heat and swell, your chest rising and falling quicker. another harsh slap, but this time his hand stays on your cunt - just to dig his fingers in and squeeze, grip slowly growing tighter. he release when he draws a whine from your throat, just to immediately squeeze again, much, much harder.

you can barely move in your binds, barely able to squirm, let alone escape from his cruel hands. he doesn't go as hard as he can - he doesn't fully wanna destroy your poor cunt. not just yet anyway. when he lets up you finally breathe in again, already trembling, you want nothing more than for him to finally play with your clit or your hole at least; but those dreams are quickly destroyed when he rubs his knuckles over your sticky outer lips. you watch intently, pressure increasing, the bumps giving you a weird sense of pleasure - until he lifts his fist and brings it down. its more of a firm tap really, but the surprise makes you gasp nonetheless. he chuckles again, shaking his head and raining down a few more light blows, trying to see how hard he can go - testing the waters for another time, he says.

you're wincing and squirming, begging for him to finally touch you properly, to give you anything, he smiles. "poor thing, so impatient, aren't you?" he grins, dipping his head. your eyes light up, relief washing over you at the mere thought of his tongue running over your swollen clit - all the hope just vanishes when you suddenly feel teeth on your sensitive cunt. he nibbles, placing love bites all over your cunt, some more gentle, others leaving teeth marks. you writhe and whine, tears pricking at your eyes, the sight makes his hard cock twitch in his pants.

he straightens up, putting both his hands on your sex, thumbs spreading your sticky lips apart to reveal your aching clit and drooling hole, you swear can see his cock harden just a bit more. you think youll finally get the release you want, getting fucked stupid on his cock; little do you know what you're in for now.

[machveil]

guys we’re being a little delusional self-indulgent tonight because I physically need this with König and Simon Riley… possibly Keegan Russ, maybe Horangi

being domestic with him while he’s home on leave - he hasn’t seen you in months and he’s craving you. but it’s nothing carnal, no erotism, just him being needy and wanting to soothe you. big, roughed up hands massaging your neck and shoulders, idly brushing your hair, making sure you’re cozy

nothing brings him more peace than seeing you melt against him as he plays with you, slow, methodical movements as his hands work your muscles to putty. his own shoulders relax, tension leaving his body as you completely let your guard down beside him - because let’s be real, nothing bad can happen when he’s turning you to goo. no words need to be spoken, just silent adoration shared between you as time rolls by

[xo-codbby]

thinking about playboy!ghost x manhater!reader 🍒🖤

callsign: cherry. 18+

you loved your team but the truth remained the same, men simply sucked. too many times had you been burnt out, learning constant lessons over and over preferring to know someone properly before you introduced them to your bed. while ghost was just purely physical, just needing release. he didn't want to engage in deep conversation, he swore off of love years ago but there wasn't harm in chasing gratification for his physical needs even if he left a string of broken hearts behind him

ghost is cocky in the fact that he knows he looks good, he knows he has women at his disposable without saying a word. his bed warmed by frequent visitors, many wanting to come back but not getting the chance to. a soft scoff leaving your lips whenever you see a woman hanging onto his arm, practically lapping at his every word. the sight makes you recoil away but it only makes him want to aggravate you that much more

absolutely hating one another when you both first met.

according to him, you were too stuck up. your terrible attitude, your prudish behaviour, little miss know it all. he disliked it all and you had been the same, his arrogant cocky personality paired with his unbearable sarcasm. just another womaniser. you disliked him more than words could explain.

and yet the line between hate and love was a fine line indeed

getting teased around base relentlessly by him

"c'mere cherry, let me show you how to let off some steam-" "fuck right off"

ghost constantly offering you a quick lay whenever the team finished up a particularly stressful mission. gaz and soap chuckling at the snark you gave back, the only one to your defence was price offering a gentle hand and a stern look to ghost who rolled his eyes

but him getting so jealous when you get the attention of another man, when he sees you talking to someone else around the barracks it felt different. it felt intimate, too close for his liking. and with some forceful persuasion from price, he found out the new sergeant had taken a liking to you. and regrettably, you were starting to feel something for him too. he doesn't know why it pisses him off so much but he'll be damned if he doesn't wreak hell on the bastard

his absolute favourite way to piss you off is inviting a woman to his bed, making her scream and moan out his name as loud as he can,

"that's all y'can do f'me? louder doll, lemme hear just how good it feels"

as he's thrusting so deep into her cunt but it doesn't feel the same like it used to. he won't be able to cum until he's imagining your face, imagining the pretty sounds he'd coax from your lips.

how his cock would throb deep into your willing pussy, how he'd rub the tip of aching cock against your entrance relishing in the way you squeezed him so tightly. the very sight almost makes him groan out your name, even the thought of tasting your slick makes him shiver in anticipation.

and of course it's your room beside him, you're subjected to listening this woman's moans and how great he's making her feel. a warm feeling stirring deep between your legs but you refuse to engage in his stupidity cursing at him as you throw yet another book at the wall. the sounds only stir him on, competing with you who could make the loudest sounds.

it's only when price, again, yells out a sharp command from the depths of his room that it's silence once more

the next morning you're woken up by gaz and soap laughing and hooting at him, heading to the kitchen to see his dark brown eyes twinkle as he looks at you. he stands against the counter, a mug of tea in his hands. his balaclava pulled up over his nose while he eyes you up and down stalking your every move

"an' how'd you sleep, cherry?"

his voice is a hoarse rumble from having woken up, his cocky grin as he looks at you over. wondering if you had touched yourself to his sounds he let spill just for you, wondering whether you squeezed your legs tightly or grinded against the pillow for some relief

but your eyes roll and brows furrow, not wanting to entertain his bullshit. only offering a smartass comment as you look back at your phone. the very sight makes him want to pounce on you, to show you what you were missing

but say one day you get your heart broken and the feelings come head to head, piss drunk as you knock thrice on his door watching him open with a disgruntled look on his face

"bloody 'ell, y'gonna bash my door in-"

doesn't even get the words out before you've pulled him to your face and kissing him feverishly, the door slamming shut behind you both. but when you get to the bed, the alcohol and the heightened emotions lull you into a deep sleep as he sighs softly. looking around before setting you down and laying next to you. grumbling softly how you're lucky to be sleeping in his bed

he doesn't even have sex but he swears it's the most intimate he's ever been with someone

so playboy ghost, the man who would pay for ladies ubers so they wouldn't sleep in his personal space, the man who chose to fuck casually with no feeling, the man who swore off love altogether held you captive in his arms snuggling into you.

the very man who broke the vow he made not to ever get entangled with emotions had clung to you like you were his lifeline in a torrential sea and you had escaped his clutches like a thief in the night like he had done so many times to others. and perhaps if he wasn't so heartbroken he might've laughed at the irony of the situation, what comes around goes around

[soapsbaby]

Hi! Can I request silly horny autocorrect texting headcanons with 141 and whoever you wish to add? I couldn't stop laughing at Soap's "baby gorilla" so I hope my request is okay. Thank you! 🧡

Love your request! I couldn't really come up with enough autocorrect headcanons so I made more general texting ones! Hope you enjoy anyway mwah!

Summary: 141 + König silly texting headcanons Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, Johnny "Soap" Mactavish, John Price, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, König all in relation to the reader (some romantic, some friendly) Rating: slightest bit nsfw Word Count: 500ish

Simon

Simon texts you like he hates you all the time. One word answers, no emojis, no anything and then gets confused when you wonder whether he is mad at you. 

“Hey love, do you want me to get you something from the store while I’m there? love you!!” “no” “Simon, are you mad at me?” “no” “Promise?” “yes” 

He understands your point but he would rather be caught dead than use emojis

You have him saved in your phone with the ghost emoji as his name, he has you saved as your full legal name even though you’ve been dating for years now, just isn’t a big phone guy. 

Johnny

He types like he just slams his hand onto the keyboard and hopes for the best and there are more words with typos in his texts than there are ones without. Even autocorrect can’t save this man. 

He once, to your horror, told you about this “super cute rubber dick” he found at a store and how he’d bring it home to you so you’d have something to remember him by when he goes on missions. It took about an hour and him sending a picture until you realized he meant to say rubber duck. 

He’s been saved in your phone with the little duck emoji next to his name ever since.

Price

Old man texting all of the time. Does not understand memes (but laughs about them to make you happy), does not understand emojis and their meanings or any abbreviations. 

Is obsessed with the ability to send you gifs. You ask him a yes or no question? He won’t type it out, he’ll send you a gif of someone giving a thumbs up or of someone shaking their head.

If he gets the chance he will always prefer calling you over just texting.

Gaz

He makes typos all the damn time but god beware you ever mistype a single time because he will mock you for it until eternity. God beware the one time you told him you wanted to grab some food from “Windy’s” instead of “Wendy’s”. Now every time someone suggests to get takeout he’ll have this smug look on his face. “Oh, I think y/n would prefer Windy’s actually”.

Is the type to send you 6 minute voice memos about whatever he has been doing that day, get distracted halfway through and  then start the story over. 

Has like 7 hours of screen time on days that he isn’t at work. He’s the type to refuse to download tiktok and then scroll instagram reels for hours. 

König

He has German autocorrect on and it’s a mess. He can’t type to begin with but the autocorrect makes him borderline incoherent.

He is also a big user of emojis when it comes to texting you, he loves all of the smileys and hearts

“I am ging to the größere Story, do you nieder anything?” “Sorry what?” “Going to the Wal mart do you need any thing?” “No, thanks” “Ok Love you!!! 💕💞💖❤️”

Will send you pictures of everything that reminds him of you "Look at this flowers 😄💕"

[joliejoles]

11 and an half hour and 39 cats later...

I present to you COD cats!!

And extra !!

And old Alejandro design I had to redo cause I wasn't satisfied

(yapping ahead...)

Just felt like doodling cats and then it went to doodling the 141 and then to, well, all these.

I just designed for fun, mostly based on vibes or human designs, while trying to add some spice and what not. Realistic fur patterns and genetics and stuff?? Don't know em.

Besides Alejandro just fits a Doberman better than a cat, hence.. dobercat.

[anonmousegosqueak]

141 couples picking each other up (why+reactions)

Uh- yeah. Many rambles one day. I did SoapGhost, PriceNik, AlejandroRodolfo, and GazRoach (because 1. It's cute and 2. I don't wanna leave my husband out of this because he isn't mainstream popular) it's meant to be seen as romantic/relationship but I might make another platonic one if you want.

CW: none? I'm pretty sure it's just cute blorbos picking each other up.

Ghost picks up Soap

Soap picks up Ghost

Pretty common, sometimes your boyfriend is being a little goober and the only way to stop him from blowing up everything is to just... Scoop him. Tends to go with a bridal carry if it's just them together, full on tosses him over his shoulder if Soaps is being a little shit. Soap doesn't really mind, he likes being tall (and being next to Ghost's tits)

Nikolai picks up Price

Ghost.exe has stopped responding. Seriously though, if you ever want to break Simon (and you won't get punched in the neck for touching him) just lift him off the ground a bit. The first time Soap lifted him off the ground (barely) Ghost just froze. Didn't move, didn't breath, just kinda became a statue. It might be rare but if Soap ever manages to lift Ghost (never elegantly, he's too big for that. Ya just kinda gotta grab what you can and heft it up) then it just full on breaks the Lt. He's much more comfortable being held by Soap if his feet are still firmly planted on the ground.

Another common one (just hidden better). Tends to happen behind closed doors, usually when John is stressed or trying to overwork himself. The former leads to him wrapping his legs around Nik's waist, arms around his neck, and just enjoying the closeness (and maybe Nik gets to grabs at his lover's ass, but who needs to talk about that). The latter is always a lot less calm and cozy, more like a death match. Sadly Papa Price is no match for Daddy Nikolai 😔. The one time they actually did anything like that in public was after a mission that almost lead to Nik's death. The second Nik actually touched down he was bounding over. John practically throws himself at Nikolai, doing the whole romantic twirl hug thing. The Sargent's may have thrown up slightly in their mouth slightly, but Ghost was just happy to know his dad's were happy.

Price picks up Nikolai

Another rare occurrence. In fact, the only time it happened (that wasn't in a life or death situation) was back when they were younger. Both drunk out of their minds (Nikolai was slightly less shit faced than John), he makes the dumb decision to try to scoop up Nik. It actually works! For a second before they both come crashing down, thankfully onto a bed. Still, it was all giggles and kisses, just a really sweet moment.

Rodolfo picks up Alejandro

While I can't say this happens often, when it does it's ummm- threatening? Like Rudy is just so done with his hotheaded handsome husband, he just pins him against the wall. It probably wouldn't be as hot scary if it wasn't for the fact that Ale is literally off the ground, feet dangling. Rudy doesn't exactly look mad per-say, more just tiered. He's delt with this idiot for years, sometimes he just needs a break. So what does he do? Picks him up obviously. Long story short, that night ends with cuddles and both men significantly more calm (I'll let you decide why)

Alejandro picks up Rodolfo

Another rare one but mostly because even though he's smaller than Alejandro, Rudy is... Feisty. And he bites. But sometimes, only sometimes, Rudy is tired. He's tired and angry and just wants a break. It's then that Alejandro swoops in, takes the hissing man into his arms and just... Holds him. Keeps him close. Reminds him that no, he's not in that fire. That everything is okay. That they still have each other.

Roach picks up Gaz

He doesn't. I'm sorry but he can't. The most he gets is getting Gaz a few inches off the ground, even that takes some effort. He will offer yank Gaz into laying on top of him, the weight helping him sleep better.

Gaz picks up Roach

Gaz however, enjoys picking Roach up. A mix of all of the others when it comes to holds, he also enjoys squishing him to his chest like a large teddy bear or holding him up as if showing him off. They might both be twink-shaped but Gaz is still taller, you better believe he holds that over Roach's head (literally). Another common thing is the backpack, Gaz just going about his business (usually working out) with Buggy just kinda hanging on. And yes, Gaz has let Roach sit on his shoulders to 'experience being tall'.

BONUS FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR and I was thinking about an ask from a certain account (you know who you are)

I'm sorry but König and Horangi don't pick each other up. Horangi would literally die and König would also literally die (both from very different causes). Horangi gets crushed to death the second König puts any real weight on him and König would get his eyes scratched out by a tiger who's too much of a dom to be picked up.

Uhhh- that's all I think? Btw I found out why I'm so wack, it turns out I forgot to take my meds yesterday 🥲 I'm fine now but sorry y'all had to see that weird manic whatever today was. I love you! I'm gonna go pass out for three days now! Okay bye!

[z0mb13-34ts-br41ns]

Call of Duty headcanon

this is my first time writing headcanons, But I am trying to combat the issue on this app of the extremely out of character headcanons. I may not be the best, but here is my take (also I know this is a stupid first topic to cover but I came up with these when getting a cavity filled and it was the only thing grounding me)

Them taking you to the dentist

Price - He would come back to the room with you, but he’d stay in the lobby if you asked. He reads a book to pass the time and thanks the dentists for taking care of your teeth. He takes you to do something fun afterwards.

Soap - Yap central over here. Soap talks the whole time, both to you and the dentists. He refuses to sit in the lobby, it’s so boring and stuffy in there, and he can’t handle being quiet for more than two minutes at a time. He takes you to ice cream afterwards even though your teeth are sensitive and you’re not supposed to eat sweets yet.

Gaz - He does whatever you ask him too, he just wants to make sure you’re comfortable, before, after, and during your appointment. He confirms a million times if you want him to come with you or not, he asks you if you want to hold his hand, he asks about everything. He’s not trying to be insistent, he just knows a lot of people are scared of the dentist.

Ghost - He makes a few jokes about how they're going to pull out all your teeth, but other than that he’s dead silent. He comes with you into the room just to sit there in the corner, looming behind the nurse who’s checking your teeth. When you leave, he makes fun of you for being scared, but he keeps glancing at you to make sure you’re okay.

Makarov - He doesn’t care for the dentist, not that he’s scared of them, but he thinks it's a waste of time. If it weren't for the Americans and their over processed sugary foods, they wouldn’t need them. If you really need to go, he drops you off and leaves to do more important things. You always end up needing to call him to get you, and if he’s too busy he sends someone else to do it.

Graves - Graves tries to calm you down with humor. Or what he thinks is humor. He says some dumb jokes about “Two thirty/Tooth hurty” or something, and elbows you in the side. He lets the shadows tag along with you, and when you leave they all tell you how brave you are (Even though it’s literally not a big deal). You get to participate in some good ol American capitalism when you’re done.

König - despite his tough exterior, he's freaked. He doesn't like needles, he hates the smell, he just hates being in public overall. He is holding your hand just as much for your comfort as his, but he doesn't say anything. He keeps reassuring that you're okay, trying to calm himself down. He's a nervous wreck but when he gets nervous he turns quiet and stuff. You have to drag him out of there in the end.

[tarottsi]

DBF this. DBF that. What about dad’s mortal enemy?

His name was always mentioned in disdain. Him alone gets your dad’s blood pressure rising, right before he swallows the pills after a work disagreement. You have no memories of him now, you’re far too busy to do anything other than your job and your studies. Early twenties are for career building. Dating financially unstable guys your age comes later.

(never at all if possible)

Then here he comes, the kind regular with a pleasing smile , with a huge monetary tip every order. He has his favorite spot in the cafe, a rattan chair for his back, never the heavy mahogany ones. The salt and pepper hair is a cherished sight for all. He’s in his forties but it doesn’t stop the rest of the staff from crushing on him too. You swore the flowers by the window sill face towards him rather than the sun with how attractive he is.

His kindness is extended towards everyone at the cafe—regulars, staff, and delivery crew.

You came to know his kindness as you were heading back home during a rainy day. The wind was getting strong, so even the light drizzle was enough to make the hem of your skirt drenched. You frown, it was your favorite formal skirt. Your dad wanted you to eat at the fancy restaurant downtown as a family reunion once in a while.

Thirty minutes in and no bus came in sight. Perhaps stuck in traffic or suffering in the rain, like you.

You were about to call your dad to pick you up until a white car stops in front of you. The passenger window slides down and you see the cafe heartthrob offering you a ride. You wanted to decline but he insists to return the kindness as his favorite waitress.

Whatever happens within the car is between you and him, alone. You just have to make sure no evidence remains on you or it will pique your family’s curiosity even more. They had their guesses, but no one could imagine it was a your dad’s most hated co-worker.

[chillenby]

My dearest viewer,

I hope you accept this humble offering and perchance tap that delightful nonheart shaped heart.

On a side note,

I'm genually being edged right now, I bought the game (that for context I've been planning to buy for 3 weeks) 2 weeks ago, my laptop's gpu was too weak and now I'm waiting for my laptop to come. It's been more then a month and I'm genually going insane, friend fed me crumbs by letting me play the first mission on cod mw 07 which was fire but that was a week ago. Genually foaming at the mouth. I'll probably be able to play cod in minimally 2 weeks cuz I'm going on a trip and grrr.

[sky-is-the-limit]

✂️ 😔?

[gauloiseblue]

COD men as Party Animals characters

[sharksnshakes]

Where They Kiss You - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (Multi)

source: collinnmckinley on tumblr

Because sometimes a kiss on the lips isn't enough.

AN; screaming and kicking my feet fr.

TW; none!

On your forehead

Simon "Ghost" Riley, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, John Price

The corner of your mouth

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin

The crown of your head

Alejandro Vargas, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Philip Graves

On your cheeks

John "Soap" MacTavish, Philip Graves, Alejandro Vargas, Konig

On your wrists

Simon "Ghost" Riley, Philip Graves

On your palms

Konig, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

[luvissues]

cod men as philosophy washes

note: yes i know all of them use 4-in-1 wash (except for gaz). no that will not stop me

price: cozy by the fire

something warm, strong; heady. inviting and familiar, but not much of a sweet scent. it leans into more amber, smoky tones, something that probably accompanies price well for a man who always seems to have a cigar between his lips anyway!

it's a bit overwhelming if you're not expecting it- not everyone's cup of tea. but it doesn't have to be, and he doesn't really care.

h/m: chilled ginger tea, live - fig

could also see him with a lighter scent. something not as strong, more outdoorsy- sitting out on his porch on a bench swing type of thing- more calm.

gaz: frosted snowflake

something fresh, clean. a bit sweet, but not incredibly so. i can see christmas-y scents working for him, especially ones that are meant to be more crisp and clear.

this scent is more airy than others; mint and coconut and a hint of sugar. more than the rest of his team, gaz seems like he'd really appreciate knowing he's clean after grimy missions, and the clear scent helps assure him of that.

h/m: be somebody - green tea, the snowman, basil cucumber cooler

i see gaz as the one who likes 'fresh' scents more than others. lemon, mint, sage- earthy and sharp. can't see him coming off with an overwhelmingly distinctive scent of his own, but a subtle something that's still unique to him.

ghost: morning maple

something aromatic, woody. the maple is heavy and potent, with a tinge of sweetness that lingers. it's strong, musky, and definitely not something that comes around often.

i feel like this fits him not because of its sweetness, but because of its strength. it's that kind of scent that hits you in the face, and it sticks around after it's gone. it's thick and distinguishable in a very particular way.

h/m: fresh cream - warm cashmere, café un lait, sugared crust

like price, i see ghost with warmer scents in general. i feel that strong coffee or baking scents could fit him as long as the sweetness is kept low.

soap: salted citrus

something sharp, musky. tart and a little bit spicy, it's absolutely a summer scent, and definitely more on the 'masculine' side. it's true to its name- like saltwater and zest, it can be a bit overpowering.

like price, i don't think this scent is everyone's first pick. it's powerful and seems to saturate everything, making it come off as staggering to some (just like soap).

h/m: coconut splash, pure grace - summer moments, hula girl

i think summer scents suit soap best, as they're usually quite distinct. unlike gaz, he's absolutely the type to have a signature scent, even if it's not his intention. for this reason, the potency of these suit him.

nikolai: hot buttered rum

something rich, buttery. warm, but a bit more sweet than the others. smooth and decadent, it's entirely homey, looking to lull you into comfort.

similar to price and ghost in the sensual amber smell, though nikolai's carries a more obvious sweetness. yet, it's doesn't come off as synthetic; it's relaxed and almost spicy, but carries a creamy, boozy scent to compliment that.

h/m: brown butter cookie, gingersnap

warm, distinct scents would work well for him. i think baking scents come off best, as they can carry that hint of sweetness as well as encompass more natural tones.

könig: honey and cream

something subtle, airy. a light, natural scent that's hard to pick up unless you're close. slightly caramelized and milky, it's elusive in its indulgence. it maintains a bit of sweetness, as the name suggests, but not so much so that you can't pick up on the warm honey or the smooth cream.

i don't see him having a particular affinity for strong scents, at least on himself. he appreciates the ambiguity, not leaving much of a trace behind.

h/m: white chocolate hazelnut cookie, vanilla coconut, sweet vanilla fig

i can see him with other subdued, basic scents. a warm vanilla or nutty fragrance would work, as they're more natural- not very harsh.

horangi: the gingerbread man

something potent, spicy. cinnamon, ginger, clove- unmistakable things. slightly bitter with a tinge of sweet to it, it's a warm scent that almost gives a headache if it's too strong.

keeps a slight earthiness to it; an inclination towards herbs and natural notes while maintaining a distinct sharpness. very recognizable for what it is, with no questions asked.

h/m: spiced orange garland, mandarin mimosa, sweet orange honey jam

could also see him with a strong citrus instead. specifically oranges and mandarins? tangy and fresh, it holds a similar potency to a gingerbread spice, though it leans fruity rather than woody.

[fandom-blackhole]

Tonight!!!! Starting around 8pm central time! Characters in the tags, so start sending angst now!!! <3

🍷Wine an' Cry 💦

Welcome one and all to fandom-blackhole's angst with wine(?) event! You send me an ansty thought, HC, AU, ect. and I may or may not drink wine and make everyone cry over the angst! (You're also welcome to ask about any angsty stuff I have brewing bc you know I always have angst ready)

Come hang and have fun :))

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[sunshowersanddandelionwine]

Road to hell au creature cuddles, ranked from worst to best

Horangi: not at all interested in cuddling the typical way, and too small in his shifted form to really do much. Prefers to lay on top of König’s chest and suffocate him. Also, too many tails.

Soap: in human form? The best. 10/10 cuddler. But as a dragon? He forgets how big he actually is and the risk of crushing ghost is pretty high (not that ghost would actually care, mind you, but soap would. He very much would.) he’s also very pushy when it comes to cuddle time so if ghost’s not cooperating he will just scruff him and trap him

Rudy: he’s not super big on cuddling, but he is a reptile and he won’t turn down a good heat source (Alejandro) if offered. Also, he’s not a constrictor species so there’s less worry there. Feathers are soft.

Farah: excellent for cuddles, soft feathers and warm from her flames. She rarely had the urge to cuddle up to Alex (otherwise she’d be number 1), but the rare few times she does it’s *bliss*

Roach: big fluffy werewolf, of course he’s number one!! And he’s MASSIVE (like the size of a small car) so Gaz can just lay on his flanks and take a nap. Perfect cuddle buddy. You can’t get any better than this.

Honorable mention - Valeria: fluffy kitty says yes, sharp claws and teeth say hell fucking no!

Spoilers for road to hell under the cut

Nikolai: too big for proper cuddles in dragon form (he’s like two or three times bigger than soap’s dragon form) but he is very warm. Price likes to sit in the juncture of his neck and shoulder to do work while he’s napping