#sorry i have correct opinions

[nerdgirl-7]

can someone pls explain why everyone on tumblr is in love with aemond from hotd??

i just finished the show and he is such a cunt and not even in a hot way i am so confused

[egophiliac]

Okay so I've been wanting to tell you that you're literally my favourite twst artist 😭🩷

So my question is, how do you manage to come up with these funny comics? CUZ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

(P.s: Lovin' the art style ✨)

oh geeze, thanks! 💚💚💚 I'm really glad people enjoy my stupid sense of humor; mostly I just draw things to make myself laugh, and if it makes other people laugh too, then bonus points! usually it's just one joke or mental image that gets stuck in my head (every time I saw Fellow spin his cane, all I could think about was him go-go-gadgeting away on it...) and in my quest to justify it, it picks up other jokes and bits along the way and usually doesn't even end up as the main focus anymore. entire narrative arcs have spun out just so I could use a single bad pun in a throwaway line. this is a terrible way to explain it but I'm not sure how else to put it into words!

and sometimes it's just "weird things my sister has said that I make fun of her for"

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: Cody. Oh sweet sweet, good man Cody. I just don’t think we could be together.

Cody: Oh. Um. Is it because I’m a clone?

Obi-Wan: *trying not to admit that he would literally go insane and either try and steal the whole army, or kill the chancellor if he admitted to his feelings* Well. It’s… a conflict of interests.

Cody: *well versed in Kenobi speak, which is why he knows that doesn’t add up* What?

Anakin: *taking out his headphones ten feet away* He said you guys have conflicting mental illnesses.

Cody: That’s not-

Obi-Wan: No no, that fits the situation pretty well, actually.

[shimmershy]

I know some different Charas from different universes hate when people say that white chocolate is actually chocolate, so.... is that the same with your version of Chara? Do they hate white chocolate?

Local child informs you about chocolate. Final verdict: they will tolerate it.

[bambistan]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the most chill person in this fandom when it comes to ships and characters. Like I can find reasons as to why each ship would work and wouldn't.

Pandalily? Academic rivals FOR SURE.

Jegulus? HELLO??? Bestfriends brother? Grumpy x Sunshine?

Partyvan? Peter deserves ALL that love.

Marylene? Not friends, not lovers, but something. It's so heartbreakingly cute.

I can even find stuff for ships I don't even ship.

Jeverus? After he saves his life? Hell yeah!

Dramoine? ENEMIES TO LOVERS! REDEMPTION ARCS!

Prongsfoot? Best friends to lover? Sure, man, go for it!

Regulus x Sirius?.......... You... You do you bro???

Snily? That "always" line was cute, I gotta admit.

I genuinely won't judge like if you ship them - if you see them working out; GO. FOR. IT. THEYRE FICTIONAL!! Have your own opinions, it's okay!

AND THE CHARACTERS!!!

Yes, they all have their flaws. Yes, James bullied Severus. Yes, James repeatedly asked Lily even though she'd already turned her down. Yes, he changed!!

Yes, Severus called the love of his life a slur. Yes, he bullied children. Yes he cared for Harry to some extent! Even if it's only as a tribute to Lily, that's better than nothing.

Yes, Dumblewh*re raise Harry for slaughter.... That's it... I have nothing more to add for him.... Bitch.

Yes, Regulus is a death eater. Yes, Regulus was obsessed with the dark lord since childhood. Yes, he stole the horcrux!!

Sorry for the rant but like I'm seeing so much hate for so many characters and ships and I don't understand it. There's as much to love as there is to hate. It wouldn't be fair if they were perfect flawless characters. They're designed to be insufferable and loving and idiotic and a little crazy.

[lesbianralzarek]

trying to not complain about the discrepancy between how much content fictional women and poc have vs the white dudes in every fucking fandom im in, because no one owes me fanart/fic and i can make shit myself, but holy fuck can any of you name a woman?

[llitchilitchi]

[alluralater]

hey so guess what. i’m a switch and i love stone femmes. i love pillow princesses. i fucking LOVE it when i get to derive so much pleasure by fucking someone until they can barely breathe or even stand. it is a privilege to experience that. if someone has anything to say about stone identities they can talk to ME because i find it cringey as fuck when someone decides it’s “selfish.” like??? sorry you don’t understand boundaries lmao. i’m gonna go eat some stone princess pussy and fill it up with my strap. get well soon i guess??

[cerise-on-top]

Hiya! And could you please write Kate laswell with a S/O with DID and sometimes used group pronouns for example like ‘we are okay’ when talking about themself instead of ‘I’m okay’ :) I love your writing by the way!!

Hey! Sure! And thank you! But please know that I do not have DID and that I don't know anyone who has it either! So I really don't know what to do with someone like that ^^; I'm sorry if this isn't what you wanted, I tried ^^;

Laswell with a Reader with DID

I feel as though Laswell would fare quite well with you if you have DID. Sure, she usually makes her opinion known, which might make her well disliked among some of your alters, but other than that? She’s gonna do what she can to get along with all of you. Besides, I feel as though she would get along fairly well with the littles as well since she doesn’t dislike children. She’s quite good with them. While I don’t think she has the energy to necessarily be out and about all the time, she would try her best to be nice towards them. Though, I do think that, if one of your alters were to try and distance you from her, she would not let that fly. She’s fairly certain you love her, even if some of your alters may not agree. She would have a stern talking to with them. I don’t think she’ll be able to accurately tell who’s who all the time, but I do think she’d recognize most of you at some point. Since she does try to get along with all of you, I do think she would make the best use of her money and gift your alters things from time to time as well. She’d probably try to get to know all of them at some point as well, having a little heart to heart here and there. She doesn’t shun you for being plural, she tries to be as open and accepting as she could possibly be instead. It’s likely not your fault, after all. Will probably ask you who’s currently present from time to time and maybe strike up a conversation with them as well. Doesn’t mind you being forgetful either and will just fill you in regarding what happened, if it’s appropriate and won’t trigger trauma. Laswell doesn’t mind you using the plural pronoun for yourselves. Though, if you do it in public then she’ll be more mindful of your surroundings. Not everyone is as kind and accepting of it as she is, so she does get ready to fight someone if the need arises. But other than that? She’s not a bad partner to have. It might take her some getting used to, but that is to be expected.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

you see Girls, i have this chronic clinical condition that has me vulnerable to sympathizing with irredeemable villains we as the audience are supposed to reject and despise in according to the narrative. it's called Woobifyitis. it's fatal and when i inevitably die in six days im going to be buried right inbetween malistaire and morganthe where i belong

[autisticredhood]

batman #411 you are everything to me!!!!!!!!!!! utrh bruce characterization fuck off all i care about is batman 411 dad bruce!!!!

[snailpaste]

Literally got booed for being right

This is the world we live in

[sumamitt]

-2 psyche damage

[cuteniarose]

Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe

She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that

[bilbao-song]

i ghostwrote this in a previous life btw