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#source: the sturniolo triplets
doorlene · 1 year
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barty: i don't think there's anything worse than lukewarm hot fudge. it's like you're straight up lying.
james: isn't kidnapping worse?
regulus: at least in kidnapping no one's lying to you.
barty: you're straight up getting stolen.
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f1inl3ey · 6 months
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Robin: and technically if you’re dating and you have a kid then you’re related.
Vance:
Vance: what.
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rahhhbananas · 10 months
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✭ ✭ ✭ 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 (𝐄-𝟒𝟐 & 𝐄-𝟏𝟔𝟏𝟎) 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘/𝐍 𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐎 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐒 ✭ ✭ ✭ ft. the morales brothers
summary. Basically the title
warning(s). He/Him pronouns, foul language, this is au where both Miles are identical twins! E-42 Miles is called Milo so there won’t be any confusing with the two!
guide. red = Miles E-1610, purple = Miles E-42 (aka Milo), blue = Y/n (ofc)
a/n. Rlly wanna make this a series so pls don’t flop 😭
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Miles: Oh my god….Shorts or jeans?
Milo: Shorts.
Miles: I gotta go shorts too.
Y/n: I’ll go…shorts too.
Milo: *literally breaks his neck to look at Y/n* You’re a fucking idiot.
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Y/n: Usualy it’s like, if your arguing with Mill it gets violent. Me and Miles argue, we never hit each other.
Y/n: Umm…ever
Milo: Sometimes words just aren’t enough.
Miles: No..they are.
Y/n: *still babbling*
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Y/n: *hiding after seeing some random guy*
Milo: *laughing* He’s hiding
Miles: It’s a guy with a dog?
Y/n: *still hiding* Exactly.
Miles: What’s he gonna do? Fall..
Y/n: I just don’t like men..
Y/n: Is he gone?
Miles & Milo: No.
Miles: Y/n, lock the door, lock the door!
Y/n: MILES!
Y/n: *looking around* Heyyy…sir.”
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Y/n: Someone asked me why I’m gay..
Miles: When will they learn..
Milo: Why? Why, Y/n?
*Long silence*
Y/n: I don’t wanna…
Miles: Okay…
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Miles: The other night, I slept on his floor. On his rug…
Milo: I told you, you could come sleep in my bed. With me.
Miles: Yeah, but I’m not going in your room bro, like I didn’t want to disturb you.
Y/n: My rooms more comfortable.
Milo: You wanna come snuggle??
Miles: No, you sleep like a weirdo.
Milo: I DON’T SLEEP LIKE A WEIRDO
Miles: if you had a rug, I would’ve just slept in your room
Milo: bro-
Y/n: No- Milo has nothing in his room! I feel like I’m in a fucking dungeon.
Y/n: ITS DARK-
Miles: It’s like a prison cell- it’s literally a prison cell.
Y/n: Yeah
Miles: I saw this video of this guy, locked up for life- because he murdered someone at 13
Miles: And, they were doing and interview, and they were like “Oh! Can we like come in, and see what’s in your cell?” He has MORE things in his cell than you do-
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TV: I don’t think, you cuddle with your brother.
TV: Soo..
Miles: *moving the camera to Y/n and Milo*
Milo: Is she fucking serious!?
Y/n: I mean- I agree!
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Miles: Also, not that I hate crocs!
Miles: Cuz…like, sometimes you can pull them off. I guess.
Milo: Yeah, if you’re a nurse.
Y/n: *lifting his foot up, to reveal his crocs*
Miles: Also, imagine the-
Miles: *gasp*
Milo: *laughing*
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incorrect-losers · 1 month
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Stan: I don’t eat french toast enough to put it above pancakes no matter-
Richie: If you gave french toast a shot-
Eddie: Guys-
Richie: You would like it way more
Stan: I’m not saying that I’m not-
Eddie: Guyys-
Richie: You haven’t-
Stan: Gave it a fucking shot
Eddie: WoAH
Richie: Next time try it
Eddie: The aggression-
Stan: Within this point in time-
Richie: Why don’t you just give em a shot?
Stan: Shut the Fuck up please
Richie: When’s the last time you even attempted to enjoy a good hearty breakfast-
Stan: Can you listen to what I’m gonna say-
Richie: No. Cause I know what you’re gonna say-
Stan: In this given moment I have not had french toast enough to put it-
Richie *to Eddie*: I don’t know why you care so much?
Eddie:
Eddie: WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH? DID I SAY A FUCKING THING!? WHY DO ~I~ CARE SO MUCH?
Eddie: YOU JUST WENT ON A FUCKING 3 MINUTE TANGENT ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CARE, I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO INTERRUPT YOU GUYS TO SAY THIS IS A FUCKING HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION! TOMORROW WE’LL WAKE UP THERE WILL STILL BE WAFFLES, THERE WILL STILL BE PANCAKES, THERE WILL STILL BE FRENCH TOAST
Eddie: AND I CARE TOO MUCH!? I COULDN’T GIVE A FUCK LESS
Eddie: STAN COULD WAKE UP AND EAT ALL 3 TOMORROW! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I CARE TOO MUCH, IM LITERALLY WAITING FOR YOU TO STOP
Richie: Okay, listen-
Eddie: DO YOU HEAR HOW STUPID YOU SOUND!?
Eddie: That’s outrageous what you just said to me
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trashland-llamas · 2 years
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ranboo; …and i have not had french toast enough to put it—
tommy to tubbo; i don’t know why you care so much
tubbo; WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH? did i say a fucking thing? why do i care so much? you just went on a fucking 3 minute tangent about how much you care. i was actually trying to interrupt you guys to say this is A FUCKING HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION. tomorrow when we wake up there’ll still be waffles, there’ll still be pancakes, there’ll still be french toast. AND I CARE TOO MUCH? I COULDN’T GIVE LESS OF A FUCK. RANBOO CAN WAKE UP AND EAT ALL THREE TOMORROW. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I CARE TOO MUCH, I’M LITERALLY WAITING FOR YOU TO STOP.
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hysteria-things · 2 months
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HEYY I LOVE YOUR STORIES COULD YOU MAYBE DO ONE FOR CHRIS OR MATT WHERE HE MEETS A GIRL ON TOUR WHEN SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS AND TELLS HER TO MEET HIM IN THE TOURBUS THEN YKK
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♛ ONE ° •
ʚ♡ɞ 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 | 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 ʚ♡ɞ
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𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: dom!matt x reader
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: the versus tour takes place in your hometown! while doing autographs, you seem catch the matt sturniolo’s eye.
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: SMUTTY SMUT, swearing, choking if you squint, making out, oral (male and female receiving), dry humping (?), face fucking, spanking, p in v, overstimulation, dumbification, marking, some degradation/praising, hair pulling, squirting, cream pie, ROUGHH
ASSUME YOU’RE ON THE PILL!
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 2,427
𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: i added this to my welcome post but i’m going to say it here too. my requests are now CLOSED because i’ve been getting overwhelmed and i want to get them done LOL but my inbox is still open so feel free to chat with me :)
idk when i’ll open them again, but they will be eventually!
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the moment you’ve been waiting for for months has finally arrived. you and your best friend hannah were lucky enough to get tickets to the sturniolo triplets tour in your hometown.
currently, the small talk line moves slowly but surely. your friend is decked out in purple for nick while you’re wearing blue for matt.
“we’re next!” hannah gushes, clapping her hands in excitement. she pushes you ahead of her. “i’m scared. you go first.”
you roll your eyes playfully. honestly, you’re not nervous to meet your favorites. you feel chill, which is the opposite of what you thought you’d be like.
matt greets you by hugging you tight and smiling. “how are you?” he asks, taking his card and signing it.
“i’m doing good.” you return his smile. “you liking the tour so far?”
he nods, eyeing you up and down. he feels something different about you. this doesn’t feel like any other small talk.
“i love it.”
the security man motions for you to go on ahead. of course, you listen and start to grab your items, but matt stops you. “do you have a boyfriend?”
see, if this were any other person you’d be weirded out by this question; but because it’s matthew sturniolo, you answer.
“nope.”
he licks his lips, taking the card that he signed and flipping it over to write something.
the scary security is getting angry and impatient with you, so you can only read what he wrote as you walk away. your eyeballs almost burst out of your skull.
i want to see you after the show.
now, you and hannah are standing in the red carpet line before the show actually starts.
you guys talk until it’s your turn, the both of you going since you want a group picture. first is chris, then nick, and lastly matt. he hugs you longer than the other two.
a chill runs down your spine when his voice tickles against your ear. “i’ll meet you outside later, right?”
he pulls away, getting ready to pose for the picture, but you nod for an answer.
“that was so much fun!” hannah screeches as you guys walk to the parking lot.
you agree, before stopping. “i need to go back and use the restroom. do you mind taking my stuff with you to my car?”
she grins, grabbing your stuff. “sure thing.”
you speed walk back to the venue, fewer and fewer people flooding the area as you wait.
a door opens moments later, sounding like the backstage door, and you turn to the source.
you blush, your cheeks heating up more and more the closer he gets with that damn smile on his face.
pinch me this can’t be real.
“hi,” he says lowly.
“hi,” you repeat back.
he looks at his watch. “they’re yapping away in there so we should have some time.”
you’re not sure what that means but again: since it’s matthew fucking sturniolo… you’ll listen without a doubt.
your heartbeat pumps rapidly in your chest when he sneaks you into the tour bus.
you kind of feel bad for leaving hannah behind… but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
the bus looks way bigger on the outside than the inside, and you’re still trying hard to wrap your head around that you’re with matthew. fucking. sturniolo.
he admires the way you take it all in with his hands shoved into his pockets. he’s sure you’re thinking about so many things right now, but the only thing he can think of is how badly he wants to fuck you.
thinking about a fan that way is insane, but he just finds you so much different than any other fan girl. you’re confident, kind, and gorgeous.
you finish observing the tour bus and smile wide at him. “it’s very cool in here.”
“yeah.” he chuckles. “the beds are a tight squeeze though.”
you giggle, and he steps closer. your mind runs a million miles a minute with each step he takes. “do you trust me?” he questions, now inches away from you.
you raise a brow suspiciously. “should i not?”
he smirks, shaking his head. “i’m just checking.” he places his hands on your hips gently, running them up and down.
leaning towards your ear, he whispers. “be good for me, yeah?”
your legs subconsciously squeeze together, and he cups your cheeks with his palms. he leans in slowly. he hesitates when his lips ghost yours to see if you’d protest, but because you don’t, he kisses you.
his tongue licks your lips to indicate that he wants you to open, but you don’t. you feel the coldness of his rings on the side of your neck before he squeezes. when you gasp at the sudden contact, that’s his sign for his tongue to enter your mouth. “you promised you’d be good.” he says between the kiss.
you smirk. “i didn’t promise anything.”
he snarls, leaning back in. the make-out goes on for at least thirty seconds before he pulls away, the lipstick you had on now smeared on both of your mouths.
your eyes have a mind of their own and look down, seeing his rock-hard erection as clear as day through his jeans. “get on your knees.”
your eyebrows shoot to your hairline at the sudden tone change, but you obey either way.
he wastes no time to unbuckle his belt to pull down his jeans, his dick springing out right in front of you. the tip is red and leaking pre-cum. you open your mouth wide without him having to tell you, and he smirks.
leaning in, he grabs your hair and stops you. “no.” he says.
instead, he slaps the head on your tongue before pushing in slowly. it’s like you can feel every vein enter your mouth, gagging in the process when he’s deep in your throat. “holy shit.” he breathes, seeing how much of him you took.
it’s not all of it, but it’s more than he thought. you give him puppy dog eyes through your lashes, despite them being glossy.
he starts to thrust into your mouth, jaw slack as he watches his dick run past your lips in one swift motion. the grip on your head stays tight, him hunching over slightly to get deeper.
you moan at the shape protruding in your throat, the gagging and sloppy wet noises making you turned on even more. “fuck i’ve been wanting to do this since you opened that pretty fucking mouth of yours.” he pants, moving at an ungodly speed that makes it hard for you to breath. “do you just let random guys use this mouth? sure seems that way.”
you moan again, lifting yourself off of the ground the tiniest bit so you can feel the top of his shoe on your swollen clit.
whimpering at the feeling, you start to grind yourself on it while he still fucks your mouth. your arms wrap around his leg, humping faster like a bitch in heat.
“that’s a little pathetic.” he laughs hoarsely, groaning when his dick twitches. “so, so needy for me.”
you let out a pained sob because along with your throat, the feeling of you grinding also hurts. it would be best if you had something way more than his shoe.
“s-shit.” he whimpers, pulling out to where only the tip is in your mouth, making sure you get all of his cum on your tastebuds. he smears the rest on your lips.
matt lifts you from the ground, bending you over the small table that they have. he grabs your ass before giving it a light spank.
it’s his turn to kneel now, simultaneously taking off your leggings. he bites your ass before sliding your panties over. you feel his breath against your aching core. “jesus christ.” he mumbles. “you’re dripping down your legs already. aren’t you just an eager thing?”
he spreads your folds with his thumbs, blowing cool air on them that makes you jolt. you’re too sensitive for that.
then, your phone starts to ring right next to you. it’s hannah.
shit.
you cannot not answer, because if you don’t she’ll think something is wrong. you swipe, putting the phone on speaker. “hell— oh.”
matt immediately digs into you, eating you out like he hasn’t eaten ever in his life.
“where the hell are you? i’ve been waiting by your car for like thirty minutes. using the bathroom shouldn’t take this long, y/n.”
the man below you squeezes your thighs, spreading yourself wider to practically be nose-deep inside of you. your eyes roll back hard, mouth hanging open with silent moans leaving it. “hello?”
“h-hannah i’m sorry i’ll— mm— be out s-soon. i’m sorry.”
“are you okay?” she questions.
with that, matt starts sucking at your bud, causing your legs to shake. you grip the table as hard as you can, your upper body giving out and laying flat on the surface in front of you.
“yes i’m fine!” you say, trying to reach for his head and push him away, but that only makes him grab onto you harder.
he’s fascinated by the way you taste it’s almost hypnotizing. your arousal drips down his chin, and the way he’s sucking has your orgasm wash over you without warning. “i’m cumming.” you whine, and you feel the smug smile on his face.
“oh, so you’re coming? thank god because it’s a little chilly out here,” hannah replies.
“fuck yes.” you moan but cover it by clearing your throat. “i mean, yes. i will be coming in a-a bit.”
she sighs through the phone. “okay.”
you quickly hang up without saying goodbye, holding on for dear life since your release knocked your legs out.
he holds you, getting up and wiping your cum off of his face. “you’re a bit of a bad girl, aren’t you?”
spank.
“leaving your friend out there all alone.”
spank.
“so that you can fuck me.”
spank.
“like a slut.”
spank.
you wince every time he hits you, the stinging tingling on your ass. he grabs your hips and arches you more.
he moves his tip up and down at your entrance teasingly, getting wetter by the second. “matt, please.” you whine, your pussy desperate for his cock. “please fuck me.”
he stops, waiting for a beat before pushing into you like it’s no big deal. he’s big for sure, but because of your wetness, he slides in perfectly. the both of you moan, and matt stares at where you conjoined. “your pussy’s fucking amazing.” he groans. “by far the best i’ve ever had.”
you start to bounce back on him since he’s taking his sweet ass time, but out of nowhere starts pounding into you.
whatever they have on the table starts to either fall or rattle from him railing into you. he takes your hands and pins them behind your back. “harder.” you wince out, and he whistles.
“you have no idea what you just asked for.” he says, doing the opposite and slowing down. “you won’t be able to speak, baby.”
baby. you moan at the nickname.
you’re way past the point of ‘omg i’m hanging out with matt sturniolo!’
you try bouncing your ass back again, but this time he smacks it and spreads your legs wider to plow into you deeper. “so impatient.” he sighs.
all you can do is scream and gasp for air with each thrust, hands balled up into fists.
your mind becomes blank once your eyes cross, your mouth hung open with your chin resting on the table. he hits just the right spot each time, squeezing around him.
“i— i—” you try to warn that you’re close, but your mind won’t let you.
he wasn’t kidding about the won’t be able to speak part.
“you can do it,” he says, knowing damn well you can’t.
your body becomes limp like a rag doll, matt having completely corrupted you.
he tuts fake pouting. “look who’s cock drunk. be a good girl and cum for me. you deserve it.”
blabbing a response, you squirt before cumming harder than before. usually, you’d be embarrassed, but you’re too far gone to care.
“that’s so hot.” he grunts, fucking you through your orgasm. “come on, baby. one more.”
“i can’t.” you sob, his hand letting go of yours before wrapping your hair not once but twice to lift your body to his.
“you can and you will,” he says, your third orgasm already building up in less than two minutes.
tears run down your face, eyes fluttering shut from the overwhelming amount of pleasure. there’s no way the human body can have this much pleasure and be okay.
matt kisses your neck, sucking a big mark when he finds the sweet spot. “i know you’re close already.” he says, his cum starting to leak into you deep.
you can’t stop your body from spasming, letting out one last sob before you cum again.
he pulls out, laying down on top of you and rubbing around your body soothingly to calm you down from your heavy breathing.
he covers your full cunt with your underwear so his cum doesn’t ooze out. he kisses your clothed pussy, and you flinch from the sensitivity. “making sure it’s in there.” he smirks.
after a few minutes, he helps you sit on the table to put your undergarments back on. your eyes are half closed from the post-sex haze.
matt grabs you water and a bag of chips before giving you one last hug. you guys talk for a little before he makes sure the coast is clear for you to get out without being seen.
you’re limping like crazy back to your car, seeing hannah impatiently tap her foot while leaning against the door.
once she sees you, she comes storming over. “you’re so lucky you’re my best friend or i would kill you.” she threatens. “i’ve been standing here for an hour.”
“i’m sorry.” you rasp out.
she studies your face, and it looks like you quite literally saw god. “oh my god, are you sure you are alright? you look like you got jumped.”
“it’s the after-show feeling.” you lie. “i’m exhausted. let’s go.”
she doesn’t question anymore, not even the random snacks and water you have. you start the car and place the stuff matt gave you down until you see there’s a post-it note attached to the bag of sour cream and onion.
to my favorite fan,
xxx-xxx-xxxx
text me when you get the chance, gorgeous
- matt :)
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vanteguccir · 2 months
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Best friend's plan | Chris Sturniolo
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Chris Sturniolo x reader
Summary: Where Y/N has a secret crush on Chris, not imagining that the feeling is reciprocated. But her best friend, Nick, has a plan to put them together.
Warning: None.
Requested?: Yes, by anon.
Author's note: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism! | English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.
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"Nick, stay still! I have to spread this mask very well. Otherwise, the pores won't absorb the vitamins." Y/N complained, slamming her clean hand against the blonde's covered shoulder before holding the region firmly, in an attempt to stop the boy's movements.
Nick gave her a dramatic deep breath as an answer, opening his eyes briefly.
The girl straightened her spine momentarily, feeling a slight pain from the position as Nick was sitting on the toilet lid and the girl was standing between his legs, curving her spine and spreading the face mask over his cheeks and forehead.
The bathroom counter in Nick's room was full of the skincare products that Y/N left there - since she didn't like the hassle of bringing the ones she had in her home every time she went there. Nick's hair was tied back with a pink cotton headband, preventing the strands from interrupting the girl's work.
The two were having a "girls night". Y/N and Nick were best friends, the two having met in Los Angeles after the triplets moved there.
She and the blonde quickly exchanged contact information after bumping into each other accidentally on Target, only then discovering that they were neighbors. Their connection grew almost automatically, being called the platonic soulmates by the Sturniolo's fandom.
"What's in this thing? Are you poisoning me?" The blonde frowned, feeling his skin itch. His expressions changed from second to second as he wrinkled his mouth and nose, trying to get the excess out of the places that burned.
"I hope this has some kind of poison in it and is poisoning you at this point, just because you keep stopping me from-"
The sound of the bathroom door opening abruptly cut Y/N mid-sentence, the girl jumping in place in fright as she quickly turned towards the source of the sound.
She had her right hand - the one full of face mask - raised so that she didn't spill the product on her pajamas. Her eyes were wide, and her heart racing.
"Hey, do you guys want McDonald's? Matt and I are going to order delivery." Chris asked, smiling in amusement after seeing their reactions to the loud sound he generated.
"Um, I... Yes, please... I'm kinda hungry." Y/N stuttered, clearing her throat and quickly turning back to Nick, trying to hide her stumble over her words. She felt her cheeks burn, and she was sure that a reddish color was taking over the area, closing her eyes tightly in embarrassment.
Nick frowned at her before looking at his brother, rolling his eyes, already used to his childish actions.
"Yes, you can order what I always get, but double." The blonde responded, raising his right hand and waving it in the air as if to say "you can leave now".
Chris raised his arms in surrender, sticking his tongue out at his brother before quickly shooting a glance at Y/N's back, finally closing the door again.
The girl shook her head, trying to shake off her embarrassment, returning her attention to Nick. She sighed while raising her right hand, bringing the contents close to his face again.
"He's a child, I swear." Nick rolled his eyes, frowning when he didn't receive a response or laugh from Y/N, as always happened.
His blue eyes ran over her face, noticing the reddish tone in her skin.
"Are you blushing? Because of-" He interrupted his own sentence, eyes widening in realization. "What, do you have a crush on Chris or something?" His tone was disgusted, wrinkling his nose.
"No?" Y/N responded slowly, catching her bottom lip between her teeth at Nick's reaction, stopping her hand in the air, knowing that he would stop her if she tried to apply the face mask on him at that moment.
"Oh my God, you do have a crush on Chris." Nick opened his mouth in surprise. "Ew."
"Shut up and stay still. Otherwise, I'll get real poison and throw it on you." Y/N fumed, finally going back to applying the product to the clean spaces on Nick's face.
"Ouch, you're going to rip my skin off like that."
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"Hello, good evening. Reservation in the name of Nicolas Sturniolo." Chris asked the assistant at the front of the restaurant, smiling kindly.
Nick apparently had spent the day at the mall shopping. At the end of the afternoon, he sent a text to Chris asking him to meet himself at an Italian restaurant that the triplets already knew very well.
Chris was surprised that the blonde had just asked for his presence without Matt, but he quickly dismissed any suspicion, imagining that Nick needed to vent about something since the two had become closer lately.
"Follow me, please." The woman smiled in greeting, turning and walking towards the designated table. Chris quickly accomplished, looking for the blonde figure over her shoulder.
The boy frowned as he saw the woman stop near a specific table and point at it silently, smiling one last time before walking away, returning to her post, leaving a very confused Chris behind.
In Nick's place sat a female figure.
Chris slowly approached, walking around the table until he had a full view of the girl, his eyes widening when he realized that it was Y/N.
"Y/N? What are you doing here?" His tone was one of surprise, his blue eyes traveling across the table quickly before returning to her.
The girl looked up from her phone abruptly, her eyes widening equally as she saw Chris instead of Nick.
"Chris? I..." She shook her head, confusion settling into her thoughts. "I came to have dinner with Nick." Her eyes went behind Chris, as if she expected to see her best friend there. "What are you doing here?"
"I came to have dinner with Nick." The boy spoke slowly, his hands moving nervously inside the front pockets of his sweatpants.
"He asked me to meet him here. Oh my God, that must be so awkward." Y/N smiled apologetically, grabbing her purse from the chair on her right side, lightly pushing back the one she was sitting on, ready to stand up. "I'm sorry, I'll leave-"
"Wait, no." Chris quickly stopped her, raising his hands momentarily before lowering them, his eyes traveling across the room in sudden shyness. "Have dinner with me... As a date."
"As a date? What...?" Y/N sat down again, placing her purse on her lap and watching Chris's expression, raising her eyebrows in surprise.
"Y/N, look." He sighed, finally pulling out the chair facing her seat, sitting down quickly, pressing his lips into a thin line nervously. "I've had a crush, a huge one, on you for a long time. But I never had enough courage to talk to you about it and ask you out, out of fear." Chris explained, playing with his fingers above the table, his eyes fixed on the candle decorating the surface. "Maybe, I don't know... Maybe this thing that Nick did was a good thing."
"Oh, Chris." Y/N sighed, taking her purse to the free chair on her right side again, bending her torso slightly over the table. Her hands traveled to Chris's, wrapping her fingers around his, stopping his anxious movements.
Her heart was beating so fast that it seemed to vibrate her whole body, her chest burning with nervousness and excitement. She was sure that her cheeks and neck were red with embarrassment.
"I feel the same." She told him, her tone was gentle and calm, very different from the madness of emotions surrounding her.
Chris looked up quickly, his blue eyes meeting hers, and Y/N swore she could see when his pupils dilated.
"Really?" His tone was full of hope, his fingers squeezing Y/N's weakly, ignoring the trembling of his own.
"Really." Y/N nodded, smiling widely while watching his reactions.
Chris swallowed hard, returning the smile and finally intertwining his fingers with hers, lifting her hands and bringing them close to his face, sealing the soft skin, exhaling the aroma of the lotion that emanated from there.
"Let's have this date."
༻﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡﹡༺
From: Chris
To: Nick
"I owe you one"
༻✦༺  ༻✧༺ ༻✦༺
My asks are always open. Feel free to send requests or anything at all 🩷💋
And remember to treat people with kindness always!
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tattoo part 5?
tattoo pt.5 - m.s
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“and you don’t care?”
“i really don’t.”
“are you sure?”
“i’m sure, matthew.”
“ooh. full name.” he mocked a wince.
the two of you were currently talking about chris’ recently deleted instagram story.
it was already bad enough that fans had spotted the two of you on a date and chris’ post only added onto the situation. they may not have noticed that it was a date, but you were a girl with a guy and naturally, people assumed that’s what it was.
chris posting that picture on his story practically confirmed the two of you were talking.
and no matter how quickly matt got his brother to delete it, people still managed to get a screenshot of it.
his comments were filled with people asking if it was you he was talking about. matt, out of respect for you, ignored them.
even though he had posted a picture, tagged you and even mentioned your name in some of their car videos, fans still couldn’t seem to grasp that matt sturniolo was possibly dating tik tok’s rudest tattoo artist.
oddly enough, you thought the comments about you being rude or disrespectful were funny.
none of these people have actually met or spoken to you personally, so their opinions meant nothing.
while friends like vinnie hacker, nessa barrett and now the triplets have defended you, the fans still couldn’t look past your naturally unbothered expressions and accept that maybe you weren’t so bad.
•••
“we’re back at the tattoo shop!” nick shouted at the camera, earning a look of annoyance from the youngest triplet.
“nick, there’s no one else in here, there’s no need to yell.”
“it’s more reason to yell.” nick scoffed, “i’m not bothering anyone.”
the triplets were doing a simple vlog for this video. with their comments being filled with questions on matt and his possible relationship, rather than video suggestions, they felt like it was better to avoid having a chance to talk about it.
kind of hard to do so when they were going to the source.
the tattoo shop you worked in.
matt knew it wasn’t the best idea to get tattooed by the girl everyone thought he was dating, but you were also the only person who did his tattoos the way he liked.
it definitely wasn’t an excuse to see you.
it was, but no one had to know that.
“you’re bothering me. stop yelling, you’re giving me a headache.” matt rolled his eyes before focusing back on his phone screen.
from the chair he sat in, chris could see his brother was texting you, wondering when you’d be coming in.
they had gotten there before you showed up for work. both a good and bad thing in chris’ eyes.
his brothers could look through the designs they wanted, making it easier for you when you got here. but he was ridiculously impatient so he had to wait until you got here.
“oh! i’m giving you a headache?” nick sat up, readying himself for an argument, “and all those times i have to listen to you whine about how much you like—“
“yn!”
•••
your head snapped at the sound of your voice, smiling slightly at the sight of the triplets.
“hey, guys.” you repeated the same greeting to the camera once you realized nick was recording. in your mind, it seemed like the best idea.
maybe if you addressed the audience as you would your clients, the people behind their computer screens wouldn’t be so brash about your behavior.
out of respect for you, nick lowered the camera a bit when matt jumped up to pull you into a hug.
“you’re here early.” you mumbled into his shoulder.
his arms tighten around your waist, “we didn’t want to have you waiting.”
“he’s been talking about you all week.” chris snorted, fist bumping you as you lead them to the back.
you waved at alyssa as you responded to chris, “all good things, i hope?”
“only good things.” chris exaggerated his words, “it’s getting exhausting.”
“i’m sorry me being the topic of conversation is draining to your ears, chris.” you joked, earning a laugh from the three.
as you sat down in your chair, you turned to them expectantly, “so what are we doing today?”
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sturniolo.triplets made a post !
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sturniolo.triplets NEW VIDEO OUT NOW!!!! GO WATCH!! we love you guys so much
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sturnlover chris’ feet 😭😭😭
vinniesbabygirl yn and chris’ banter just 4 minutes in is so funny 😭
>>> letstripsturn banter 💀 are you british
>>> vinniesbabygirl no i watch a lot of love island 😔
nicolassturniolo 🤭😫🤌
>>> nathandoe8 hey baby 🤭
christophersturniolo LETS GOOOO 🔉🔉
>>> matthew.sturniolo 🔇🔇🔇
>>> happily sturniolo HELP 😭
vinniehackerslefttit CHRIS COMMENT
>>> babyvin what comment?!?!?
notablynick THE TATTOOOOOS
>>> bubblysturn yn ate the tattoos up ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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sturniolotrip123 i’ve seen one too many vinnie accounts here. what are y’all doing ? 😭
>>> vinnieahackedme yn’s his tattoo artist 😭 where she goes, we go
>>> vinniehackerarchive so real 😫
>>> vinnieswifey we’re making sure y’all treating her right. clearly you aren’t 🙄
>>> vincentsangel you sturniolo fans don’t deserve her 😭 @/yn.ln come back bae we miss you!!
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matthew.sturniolo yn mention 🗣️
>>> christophersturniolo yn is all you mention
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yn.ln 🙌
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swiftsmidnight yn is so pretty but her attitude with chris was so uncalled for. she had no reason to give chris sass when all he did was say that matt wouldn’t stop talking about her. she’s lucky anyone’s talking about her. they’re literally giving her social media attention and she’s giving him attitude
>>> nessasbaby i ain’t reading all that 🗣️🔥
>>> chaseatlanticsgirl they were joking around???😭
>>> lovelysturn lmaoooo 😭
>>> simplyvinnie idk about yall, but i knew yn before i knew the triplets…
>>> sturnssecret same and i love them all equally
>>> gorgeoussturn @/simplyvinnie sameee i found her and vinnie first 😭 how are the triplets giving her attention ??
>>> letstriptour wym GIVING her attention 😭 the girl has over 6 mil on instagram, i don’t think she needs their help…
nicolassturniolo not yall fighting in the comments.
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chrispepsicola are we not gonna talk about chris’ toes ?!
>>> christophersturniolo no.
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“your brother is making it too obvious that we talk.”
matt looked away from the tv screen and at you, “how so?”
you showed him your phone screen, his eyes squinting at the brightness before they adjusted to see the instagram comments on their newest post.
‘yn is all you mention’
“fucking shit.” he groaned, rubbing a hand over his face, “i’m sorry.”
“it’s okay.” you reassured him, looking back at your phone.
“it’s not. i don’t want you getting unnecessary hate just because chris can’t keep his mouth shut.”
“i don’t think they’re too worried about hating on me anymore. and even then, i told you not to worry about it.”
his eyes soften, “i’m gonna worry. you don’t deserve that.”
“no one does.” you shrugged, “but are we gonna do about it?”
with that, you ended the conversation. as matt thought over your words, he couldn’t help but sigh. you were right, there wasn’t much either of you could do.
but he knew that eventually, people would either get bored when they noticed you truly didn’t care or realize that they hated for no reason.
he could only hope that realization came soon.
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mattsrootbeer · 3 months
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𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. 𝐁𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐄 ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁
𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄 : tooth. rotting. fluff.
𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 : matt sturniolo x !fem reader
not proof read!
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it was about 1:20am , and the triplets had left to film a car video for their channel since they didn’t have any pre-recorded videos left. i had been lying in matts bed for the past hour waiting for him to come back, fighting the urge to not fall asleep as i feel my eyes get heavier by the moment, the only source of light in the room being the dim lighting reflecting off the tv.
as i can feel myself begin to doze off, i’m awaken by the sound of keys jingling outside his bedroom door.
“hey baby, you still up?” matt says
“mhmmmmm” i mumble
matt places his keys on his dresser and makes his way over to me.
“you okay?” he asks
“yeah i’m fine just tired” i barely manage to get out
he was already wearing pyjama trousers, so all he did was take his shirt off and make his way over to the bed.
“wanna watch a movie or go straight to bed?” he asks
“movie sounds good , you can pick” i reply, feeling more awake now
with that, matt puts on some old school comedy on the tv.
“you shoulda probably picked, this is boring as fuck” he says
“i agree” i say, pulling the covers away from me
“where are you going baby?” matt asks
“bathroom, i won’t be long” i answer his question
as i got up, matt pulls be back by my waist so his chest is against my back.
“nooo don’t leave me” matt pleads
“but-“ i’m cut off by his lips on mine. it wasn’t a needy kiss, more of a passionate one.
i give in and wrap my arms around his neck as his hands stay on my waist.
we pull away for a second and i let out a wince from the disconnection.
“why’d you stop?” i ask
“your so beautiful” matt says whilst pushing some hair that was covering my face behind my ear.
and before i knew it, matts lips were on mine again. i never got tired of it. his lips were so soft, so passionate, almost like they were made to be pushed against mine. matt places his cold hand on my thigh causing me to gasp. he uses that as an opportunity to slide his tongue into my mouth. our tongues slid perfectly against eacithers until i pulled away.
“i love you and all but i’m so tired now” i say letting out a chuckle
“fineeee we can go to bed” matt says whilst reaching for the remote to turn his tv off.
as we’re in bed, i reach for matts hand and lock our fingers together.
as i doze off, i’m startled by matt grabbing be and flipping me over to my side, causing a chuckle from me
“what was that for” i say hitting him in a playful tone
“oh nothing” he says with a chuckle.
matt let’s out a breathy laugh as i rest my head in the crook of his neck, and as he places his arm on my back, caressing it and playing with the hem of my shirt.
“goodnight baby” i say to him
no reply
“i said good-“ i’m shut up by matt gently squeezing my waist.
“goodnight my love” he finally replies.
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AAHHSUWIWIIEIDJEBEJSOXJDJWKSNDHE
I LOVE FLUFF SO MUCH !! ,, this was also made when i was half awake so i’m sorry if some of this doesn’t make sense 😭😭.
tag list : @mattscupid @flynnriderishot @evieolo @sturniolosugar @evie-sturns
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lelecoresworld · 3 months
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sturniolo triplets icons ♡
em caso de uso, creditar hanyujin. amo esses meninos demais, amigues, e eles ficam lindos em todo icon, não é possível🥺🫶 psd por @colour-source.
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thenickgirl · 7 days
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https://www.tumblr.com/thenickgirl/748461654411526144/im-a-hugeeee-sturniolo-fan-but-i-cant-stand?source=share
genuinely shut the fuck up. nick MADE matt and chris. he's literally the reason they were born 💀✋🏽. he's the oldest. and i guarantee you, if matt and chris did make their own separate channel, it's getting NO WHERE without nick.
without nick, the sturniolo triplets wouldn't even EXIST. and yk the only reason their videos get past a million views IS BECAUSE OF NICK. and how tf do you find nick annoying 💀? MF, HES ICONIC. HE'S A LEGEND. HES THAT BITCH. so don't EVER speak about nick again unless its something positive ✌🏽💋.
nick is a lot, annoying no, but he could be a lot for some people and that’s completely fine, whatever. saying the channel would be better without him or they make a separate channel is just insanity. majority of their videos is basically matt and chris laughing at nick, what the fuck are they gonna do without him??? like hello have you never seen a video in your life??? matt is fucking hilarious yes, but nick is literally the mediator between him and chris bc they argue so much. matt and chris could not make a great channel alone imo just based off that right there.
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querenciasturniolo · 8 months
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https://www.tumblr.com/querenciasturniolo/726121450319364096/share-the-edits-with-us-not-everybody-can?source=share
honestly... after this... i think tumblr lacks the edits content so much 😳 and anything with them that is not fanfics (respectfully. because I use this platform as the main one except YouTube to get their content😭 ) like I just wanna see more of them here
no like i get this for sure
i use tumblr more than i use any other app on my phone, and i feel like whenever i look up the “sturniolo triplets” i see the same posts over and over again (they’re great posts, but i want new things).
like, i use tiktok and instagram and all that, but tumblr is the first app i click on when i get on my phone.
also here’s another edit that i just found and oh my GOD
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meeedeee · 1 year
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Face To Face
Fandoms: the sturniolo triplets
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Chris Sturniolo/Matt Sturniolo
Chris Sturniolo/Matt Sturniolo/Nick Sturniolo
Chris Sturniolo & Matt Sturniolo & Nick Sturniolo
You and the triplets and their friends
Chris Sturniolo
Matt Sturniolo
Nick Sturniolo
Malcolm
Trilly - Character
You
Lxst
Nate Doe
Triplets
Incest
Online Friendship
Eventual Smut
Eventual Romance
Texting
Gangbang
Vaginal Fingering
Sleepy Sex
Sleepy Cuddles
Sleepy Kisses
Sloppy Makeouts
Kissing
Boys Kissing
Rough Oral Sex
Rough Kissing
Video
Sharing
Orgasm Delay
Orgasm Delay/Denial
Semi-Public Sex
Double Penetration
Choking
(Feed generated with FetchRSS) source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46740787
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hysteria-things · 2 months
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hey! love your stories
can you do a story where Matt/chris x Reader have to hide their relationship from EVERYONE (including the internet) but one of them slips up and exposes everything.
if you can make a story like this thank you!!!
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𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: chris x reader
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: a tiny slip-up causes the fandom to go a little cray cray.
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: FLUFF, swearing
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 505
𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: thank you for 1.5k i love you guysss!
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“why are you so heavy.” you groan as chris is hugging you, his legs wrapping around your waist.
“that’s harsh,” he says, and you roll your eyes.
you’ve known chris for a while, becoming good friends along the way. what people don’t know, including his brothers, is that you guys are dating.
you don’t want to get bashed online by preteens, and he’s just not ready to reveal it quite yet either.
your best friend laughs, snapping a pic of you guys for fun. the three of you are on a sunset walk on the street, soaking up the outdoors.
“don’t hate me.” she starts, and chris finally lets go. “you guys would make such a cute couple.”
cheeks becoming red, you feel chris’ stare on you. he smirks. “nah. that’ll never happen.”
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a few days go by, and yes you’ve seen the tweets, but thankfully the fans don’t believe it. i mean, they already know you guys are close friends. nothing suspicious about that.
today’s different. you wake up from your afternoon nap with your phone blowing up. mention after mention.
QUEEN WE NEED ANSWERS @y/n_l/n
@y/n_l/n and chris??? hello???
no SHOT chris and y/n are dating😭
you pause at the last comment.
‘no shot chris and y/n are dating’
what?
confused as ever, you open up the most reliable source: twitter. twitter knows everything about everyone.
you scroll, seeing hundreds of tweets about you and chris. there’s also a video attached, what seems like a clip from the triplets’ new podcast.
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you tap on the video.
nothing exciting happens for the first two seconds, just them yapping about whatever the fuck. then the camera cuts to chris. “yeah, my girlfriend y/n—” he starts, stopping when he notices.
that son of a gun.
matt’s face scrunches. “your girlfriend y/n?”
“i meant my good friend y/n. i was talking too fa—"
“i knew it!” nick exclaims, causing him and chris to get into a bickering match.
the video ends, and a message pops up.
chris <3
i’m outside
you sigh, uncovering yourself from your blanket and heading to the front door. you open it, your boyfriend smiling fake at you. he can’t tell if he’s in trouble or not. “it was an accident.” he says, almost fearful.
your eyes widen, nodding your head along with his rambling. “i wasn’t thinking. my mouth was moving faster than my brain. it came so naturally because you, you know, are my girlfriend. my girlfriend; that i love so much. who i will never betray. who i can never live without. who i—”
“chris, stop,” you say softly. he for sure thinks he’s in trouble, but you honestly don’t care about the tweets and tiktoks. it was a silly slip-up, but in reality, you guys couldn’t hide your relationship forever. “it’s okay. it was bound to happen, honestly.”
“you’re not mad?”
“no.” you giggle, cupping his neck and pulling him into a kiss.
“i love being your good friend y/n.” you say jokingly, chris smiling on your lips.
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𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭!
@bunbunbl0gs @lexisecretaccx @thy-mission @angelic-sturniolos111 @sophssturn @mattsneezing @janiellasblog @blahbel668 @meg-sturniolo @hearts4chris @mattslolita @sturnbaby @imwetforyourmom @tillies33ssss @sturnifyed @mayhem-72 @ripmattitude @p1xieswrld @alorsxsturn @txssvx @sttzee @multiluvr @delilahprentiss @matthewsspecial @idkhowtosleep @sturniolho @suga-daddy-69 @tworosesblackthorn @luckistar-posts @gnxosblog @junnniiieee07 @sturnioloslurps @tylerthecreatorsrealwife @flowerxbunnie @imaslut4kehlani @sturniolosandmoree
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shzmluvrs · 9 months
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Convos That Definitely Happened - JK
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Prompt: Interesting conversations occur when the three of you are bored, sitting in the van waiting on Rosa to finish her shopping...
Timeline: Post S!:FOTG
TW/Content: Cursing⚡️Freddy being his normal, witty self⚡️That's literally it lol💀
Reader: Non-Specified! Any Pronouns!
Requested By: Guess who😻
Back to Billy Master List
Back to Freddy Master List
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Billy: I feel like if you say a letter, you should be able to know which ones after it.
Y/N: ?
Freddy: ?
Billy: Like if I say 'J', you should be like, "Oh, 'K'."
Y/N: ...No.
Freddy: Yeah, JK✋🏻. Absolutely fucking not, you'd better Just be Kidding, because there is no fucking way...
Billy: 💀💀
Y/N: 💀💀
Freddy: There is no chance...
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Source:
I love the Sturniolo triplets, actually. Not exactly a fangirl, but I casually enjoy their vids and they make me laugh😼.
~ Star✨️
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systemblr · 1 month
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when you’re an autistic system splitting groups of alters from different sources… like tell me why we have the hermitcraft hermits, the sidemen & the sturniolo triplets…
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