#sunday storytime

[redyellowstupid]

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@singsweetmelodies @dm3rv @welightitup

[taffywabbit]

Hey, sorry if this is a bit personal of a question, but I was in your stream last night when you were talking about dreams and mentioned being raised Mormon, and I'm curious: do you find yourself avoiding people who go to that church, or do you have friends from that time who still go that you keep up with? Do you find yourself in good company who respect your decision to leave or do you encounter mostly hostility?

honestly I'm not really sure! as someone who mostly socializes online these days as an openly queer leftist furry, I can't say I really run into any active church members very often haha. we don't really run in the same circles at all. the only ones I do still see are at family gatherings or whatever (most of my extended family are mormon too, and tbh I'm not even quite sure how many of them actually know i quit church 5 years ago - I get the feeling my parents didn't go around announcing it to everyone lol)

I do definitely avoid people I already used to know through church though. my old FB messages are full of unopened "hey how are things?" messages from former missionary companions and ppl from the young adult congregation I used to attend at the start of college, because (at least with the latter) i know my name probably came up in a meeting and they got assigned to reach out to me and figure out why i left church and how to get me back. I don't really bear ill will towards those people themselves, but I was in that church for 20+ years and I know EXACTLY how much persistence and borderline stalking the members are tasked with under the guise of "outreach" and "service". I've been on the other side of those meetings and efforts enough times. people talk about it being hard to leave for a reason, so I didn't take any chances. removed my contact info from the church directory, ignored any calls and texts I got, ghosted the guys I used to play D&D with, and obviously didn't tell anyone when I moved. I do think about some of the people I knew as a missionary or in that YSA branch fondly sometimes and wonder how they're doing, but I simply can't risk letting myself become known to the church again or I'll have missionaries showing up at my door to use all of their specially-trained 18yo guilt-tripping abilities to bring me back.

(all of this being said, my immediate family is at least a lot more accepting of my decision nowadays than most extended family members or other mormons who know I left the church. they were pretty upset when they first found out - tbf I HAD been openly lying to them for a few months before I decided to break the news - but I think at some point after seeing me in person again after a few years had passed, they saw i hadn't immediately become a meth dealer or whatever and seemed happy and stable and decided not to push the issue. they don't ask me to pray with them or attend church when I visit anymore, but they do still talk openly about their responsibilities in church because they know i understand what they're talking about, and I'm fine with that. as long as they don't put my current address and phone number back into the church directory, we're cool for the time being - at least until I come out to them, which might make things more complicated lol)

[the-converse-high-top]

let's hear it for my mom texting me while i'm writing smut that's 2 for 2 now

[toadmancer]

im away for the weekend, right, so my dad is taking care of the cats

i think millie is not happy about this arrangement

[theuniversesvoicebox]

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[cuntyko]

and to think all of this was my fathers doing… bro was tryna kill a bull for easter w his friends and it escaped to the airport… like this is real life you know when ppl say ohh my life is a movie genuinely that’s how i feel sometimes cuz like wtf?!!?? yk anyway happy easter

[beginnerblueglass]

Hey that mom at your church probably has eclampsia

She's stable now, though doctors are still keeping an eye on her to make sure the rest of the pregnancy goes well. Our church is well stocked with medical professionals; two doctors, dozens of nurses and former nurses of all kinds. She's well looked after!

[jenniferjuanconfessions]

Confession 2059

Faerie Tales is such a fun story and I hope we get a sequel soon!

[bexfangirlforlife]

Me going to bed at 3am: at least I'm gonna be able to sleep all the way until 9am.

Me at 7am: *gets woken up by a call of my grandma, because my father hasn't texted her good morning yet*

[tarasmithshifts]

y’all i know you are waiting for the storytime it will be up on sunday buttttttt I SHIFTED AGAIN YESTERDAY WHAT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[demonstars]

omg hi! NSFW STORYTIME!!

so i've been hooking up with this guy since august and he not only looks SO MUCH like george but he also has an eerily similar personality to him. he's really sarcastic, cute, and charming. our personalities mash together pretty well and i like him very much. ANYWAYS we had sex for the first time three weeks ago and honestly, it wasn't that great. he had some problems with yknow... getting it UP but i don't really mind it since neither of us has a lot of sexual experience and we're comfortable with each other enough to talk about it. however, in the past three weeks, he has given me MULTIPLE hints about wanting ME to fuck HIM. he's been talking so much about gay sex, fingering, anal, etc., and one time i made a joke about pegging him and he suddenly got so flustered. it was kinda cute but like DO I REALLY WANT TO PEG HIM? i guess i do bc i've been thinking about it so much? idk it could be kinda hot

he's coming back from a trip on sunday AND i think i'm going to ask him if he wants to do it once we meet up????????????????? if he says yes i'll be pegging my own personalized canadian (also potentially bi) georgenotfound???????? i doubt we'll ever have a serious thing but i'm here for a good time. he's such a great guy btw i hope he'll find his dream one day. he genuinely deserves a good dick but until then i'm taking on the job which is... honestly kind of an honor 

[redyellowstupid]

the only good thing about Sundays currently is storytime @dm3rv @welightitup @singsweetmelodies i am so grateful for the three of you and our craziness

[incorrectbatfam]

What would Queering the Map look like in the DC Universe

For those of you that don't know, Queering the Map is basically this website where people can add pinpoints on a map with their different queer experiences. It's really cool, I suggest checking it out (unless you hate The Gays, in which case feel free to unfollow me).

Now, for the headcanons:

"Went to a baseball game for our third date. We ended up on the jumbotron. Some people booed us. I think it's 'cause I wore a Gotham jersey and she had a Metropolis hat. A modern-day Romeo and Juliet."

"Drag storytime here, every Thursday from 5:30 to 7"

"sometimes love is kidnapping a nepo baby with your two polyamorous boyfriends"

"Did it with another Arkham inmate, 5/10"

"According to my grandfather, who trained me to wield a sword from the moment I could walk, I'm 'too young' to know who I am."

"Themiscyra more like Lesbos 2 amirite"

"I have a crush on a boy in my class but every time I ask him to hang out he tells me he's busy. I know he doesn't do any after-school clubs and he doesn't need a part-time job because he's rich as hell. I have my conspiracy theories. Let's see how they pan out."

"@ Ollie Queen I screwed your son in your office"

"On this street corner, I got so nervous talking to the cute food truck worker that I puked in a trash can. I am 42 years old."

"Don't forget about us in Kahndaq!"

"Smallville boys sure love them cornfields"

"I put the bi in billionaire"

"me-wow ;)"

"It's Sunday morning. My wife and I slept in after a wild time last night. I woke up first so I surprised her with her favorite breakfast and used the food scraps to make compost cupcakes for her plants. Then she kissed me and showed me a funny video because she knows I love wild dogs, and it makes everything I've put up with worth it. Some folks will see this and still call us the villains. If that's the case, I don't wanna be a hero."

"I know where I'd put my Lantern ring ( ͡ ° ل͜ ͡°)"

"No GCPD at Pride"

"I no longer live in England but I had my fair share of adventures back in the day. We have always been here and we always will be."

"first kiss here, tasted like waffles"

"Hey Lex I can be your sugar baby i mean henchman"

"I can run from Keystone to Bludhaven in five seconds flat but it doesn't matter because he'll never see me the way I see him"

"I transed the fish. Signed, an Atlantean"

"Wanna match butts?"

[sirsslvt]

✨ Sir’s Slut’s Rules ✨

Your safe word is the most important thing. Our relationship is a display of trust and our joint consent is always required.

You are my little slut. Everything you do should be to please Sir.

If at any time you break any rule, you must tell Sir at your first opportunity.

You are Sir’s toy. Your body belongs to me, and it should be available to me to use at any time.

Sir must approve of all outfits, including panties and bras. My slut should always strive to look as best she can so he can show her off.

We will take turns each week writing a story, to be read to the other at Sunday storytime.

Every day should begin with Sir’s cock in your mouth.

Slut will keep track of her orgasms and Master’s. At the end of each month, Sir will take the difference. If his slut has more than him, she will get an equal amount of punishments (spanked/edged x times, holding a coin to the wall/naked wall sits for x minutes,etc). If he has more, she will be rewarded.

Nothing is to touch or enter your cunt without explicit instruction from Sir.

Your orgasms are Sir’s, and you must ask permission to cum. You will respond to each orgasm with “Thank you, sir”.

You will wear a plug for 1 hour each day and practice anal training so you can take my cock with ease.

You will wear your necklace at all times when at home, unless told otherwise.

You will perfect massaging and touching Sir’s body. You will bathe and massage Sir at least once a week.

⛓️‍💥♥️⛓️‍💥♥️⛓️‍💥♥️⛓️‍💥⛓️‍💥♥️⛓️‍💥♥️⛓️‍💥♥️⛓️‍💥♥️⛓️‍💥♥️⛓️‍💥

disclaimer: our rules were predetermined when we were not in our roles to ensure safety and inclusion. We regularly revisit our rules, adding or changing them, to better fit the needs of our relationship.

[theuniversesvoicebox]

THE ROGUE DJ @ KRUSH by Z㊉ώȋ੩ M3dȋΔ™ (l0ki.absinthe) Via Flickr: THE:[ROGUE]:DJ, L0ki Absinthe SUN 10PM-12AM SLT/ MON 12AM-2AM CST WAR ON THE DANCEFLOOR:[DARK ELECTRO]vs[TECHNO] DANCE [GENRES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE] TUNE IN: www.darkstarradio.com [KRUSH BUS] maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Costa%20del%20Amor/86/14/2002 THE:[ROGUE]:DJ is the inFAMEous Storytelling Mistress of Ceremonies will turn your world ⬆side⬇. With Her Siren Like Vocals. STAY TIL THE END TO HEAR THE STORY (PROMPTED BY SONG TITLES)! [DJ's DISCORD] discord.gg/SrUG4neGTK DARK STAR RADIO GOOGLE CAL (+2 SLT) shorturl.at/dqX49 SLT = GMT-7/LOS ANGELES, CA TIME PSSST: Tell me what you think of this beautiful Poster I designed!

[sungmee]

dragoncon sunday~

the OFMD photoshoot: stede+crew, stede+ed, stedes, eds, lucius, fancy party, stede+badminton, buttons+karl, the swede+orange, S2+strike signs (i don't have any of the shots i was in lol)

and the OFMD tea party, feat. storytime with captain bonnet, izzy and izzy, and manifesting stede and izzy team up for S2