UHHH I WATCHED 3 EPISODES OF BLACK WITH KEELIN HERE ARE THE HIGHLIGHTS:
BUG
BUG (CREEPY)
BUG (TWO OF THEM)
BUG (SNUGGLY, SLEEPING)
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What I know about the batman characters based solely off osmosis from the mutuals
Batman - seems sad but actually loves people so so much. Is trying to help all the time. Isn't always very good at it. The writers screw him over regularly. Let this man rest please. Against murder so struggles with everyone else in this post because they all want to commit murder to a certain degree.
Dick Grayson - ok so here's the thing my title was slightly a lie I did watch the '60s batman show I am well aquainted with it, so I know about this boy. An icon. A legend. A Good Boy. Trying his best. Good at riddles. Now all grown up and has an absolutely terrible outfit. Oldest Sibling tm.
Jason - he died??? He came back?? And decided the way to deal with that was Murder? He doesn't have a good relationship with Batman but actually he does? The fans voted to kill him????? He's the only one I can tell apart from the others because he has some white hair so he's actually recognisable??? Angsty and sad but apparently not like that anymore????? Seems to have wildly varying characterisation??????
Tim - I know next to nothing about this boy. No one says anything about him. Vagely sure he had a mental break and started killing people at some point but tbh that's like 90% of people on this list so who knows. Named after a duck so that's all I can think about when I see him. Short??? Is that canon????
Barbara - so when I was younger Barbara was batgirl and ran around a lot but now she's in a wheelchair so I'm assuming there was an accident of some sort that messed up her spine/legs. Librarian and does cool library stuff. The Voice Of Reason (absolute lie).
Stephanie - another batgirl??? Blonde??? The least psychologically damaged of all of them perhaps??? Or just really really good at hiding it???? Very much like Tim re not being talked about as much so I'm assuming her storyline has less drama (read: doesn't actually die and then go off the rails and kill everyone).
Duke - I barely know this man exists I'm not even sure if that's the correct name. I think he might be new. Again seems chill. But what do I know. The mutuals never talk about him.
Cassandra - banging name. Child assassin? Raised to be an assassin? Murder parents???? Doesn't want to murder??? Sad about it all??? Emo girl?????? All I know about her is vibes I'm so sorry but the vibes seem cool.
Damien - actual son of Batman, literally related to him. Doesn't know how contractions work. Weird little kid should probably learn to hyperfixate on dinosaurs or something it would do him good. Hates other people. Shorter than Tim. Also wants to commit murder.
I am convinced there's another? There's another batboy of some sort??? But I can't for the life of me remember????? I'm so sorry
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OK SO siriu's body hair!!!!
he's obsessed with it. he has a day of the week dedicated specially to spending hours and hours in the bathroom just taking care of all of his body hair he puts conditioner in his legs in his toe hairs and armpits and just sits there on the tub, thumbing his eyebrows, feeling the textures of his skin, thinking that this is the most self-love he can have—it's what his body makes on his own he has no control over it, no one has control over it. along with the way he allows himself to love people, it's the only thing that's absolutely his.
his genderfuckery is at its peak when he looks in the mirror and he's wearing his mini skirt and his crop top and he can see it all. it's in his legs and his armpits and also in his belly and his face and he looks at himself and feels free and beautiful.
he's even more obsessed with remus' hair. how it's spotty because of the scars, how it's another color from his. remus has a little bit more body hair than him and there's nothing like the feeling of a cold morning waking up covered by his boyfriend's body and it feels like a soft warm blanket. he keeps checking if his hair has grown and he was the only one that supported remus' mustache era. i just picture him coming home after a bad day and lifting remus' arm and shoving his face there and remus just pets his hair until he feels ready to talk.
he is also the brazillian's wax number one hater.
this is so beautiful I would like to lie down in it. 2500/10 no notes
also losing it at him being the only one to support remus's mustache era. remus wakes up most days bc sirius is just like. running his fingers over the soft lil wisps.
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Hmm I need a tag for specifically getting angry about covid safety don't I
It is an increasingly common topic here on eilooxara dot tumblr dot com
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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I haven’t seen a similar post on tumblr, but here’s a few places to donate money and find means to support those in Palestine-
Pious Project provides menstrual care kits as well as soap, shampoo, disinfectants, etc
Gaza Esims lets you donate Esims- these are used to connect to the internet and keep communication going in and out of the country
Operation Olive Branch is a spreadsheet of Gofundmes for families seeking funds to flee the country, each having a link to sponsor them
Here's a reading list from Decolonize Palestine
Stop Gaza Genocide is a google doc that is constantly updated, which includes how to contact representatives, how to protest, and various activist resources (US centric)
Samidoun provides a constantly updating calendar of protests, and you can submit ones not listed if there’s a protest happening near you (Global)
UNRWA and Care for Gaza are orgs that directly provide general aid and food
Lastly, while not inherently about Palestine, I do want to encourage everyone reading this that If you see a post regarding Palestine- a video, a photo, a livestream, a text post- Archive it with the Wayback Machine. When digital information is prone to deletion and censorship, we cannot afford to lose something as valuable as knowledge.
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