From the voice of Marth ^ FREE PALESTINE
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Demisexual? No, you misheard. I said Dummysexual. I'm attracted to that moron over there. Look at them. They just tripped over nothing and set the house on fire. I'm in love.
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Daily reminder: Don't cast counterspell, hold their hands and kiss them on the mouth (block verbal and somatic components)
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Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.
If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.
If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)
If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.
If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.
If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.
If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.
If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.
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Mlp X Spyro shenanigans continue
Tempest Shadow was stolen by the Storm King as an egg! Not possessing the magic the Storm King was searching for, she was raised to hunt down the next purple dragon.
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Secret satan time!! Here’s the piece I did for @//meadow_cryptid (insta) of their character Reykur!🥀🌅♦️
Thanks as usual thanks to @leidensygdom for running the event!
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Actually, there is a Gay Agenda and it's extremely packed for the summer
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Naeem Veranius, a knight of the Rose - Dragonlance
Things are starting to escalate in the campaign and I feel like my man is in a need of an armor very soon, so thus finally got this done. I meant to make the design more toned down but it seems Naeem is just way too extra for that, and this is what I ended up with after trying different options
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My piece for the Four Swords Winter's Delight zine! What could be cozier than sharing hot chocolate with friends? 💚❤️💙💜🖤
It's been very fun to work on this project, and I'm really excited to get to see all the other pieces now :D Thank you for all the work you put into it, everyone — especially Kahl, for organizing it all!
Hope everyone has a warm and happy end of the year ^_^
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For the times I was afraid to go out.
For the times I couldn't wear what I liked.
For the times I couldn't afford to buy a scarf I didn't even want.
For the times I had to take a detour to avoid morality police.
For Iranian women, for Iranian people!
Stand with us and be our voice!💚🤍❤️🕊
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You’re wanted for tax fraud. I’m wanted for flying a dragon into an archwizard’s tower during his 900th birthday, killing 47. We are not the same.
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Cookie Run Villains but they get progressively worse and worse
I know this blog is supposed to be a Poppy Playtime blog but I needed to share this rq
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