#these comedians are COMEDIANING

[feelingtheaster99]

Oh my GOSH the fucking RAT-kettes

[sentimental-apathy]

I literally cannot breathe omfg

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[thoughtportal]

Gentrified food snacks

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

Knitting is great it's just a fidget toy and periodically you get a scarf or some shit

[ilaughalot2]

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[ms-t-marie]

Fb find.

[thethiefandtheairbender]

Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (2024)

[samreich]

interesting! must check out these three's work

[the-original-gays]

Regulus: I got 1% Indian on an ancestry DNA test.

Barty: 1% Indian? How could that have happened with your family?

Regulus: Well, it was a mouth swab test.

[so-very-small]

genie: so, you have three wishes-

me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.

genie: that’s…. specific.

me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.

genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this

me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword

genie: NICE

[yrsonpurpose]

red, white & royal blue script easter eggs

[hoziercriespower]

Hozier perfoming at Marlay Park in Dublin

❝ What did Daedalus say to Icarus before he fell off that fucking cliff? ❞

[kittanthalos]

GEN V S01E03 | #ThinkBrink

[ilaughalot2]