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ssshh-im-a-secret · 2 years

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I have a question.

Do you think that when a building in Gotham is really worn down and the people who own the building refuse to fix it, or it's a front for an illegal business or something, there just coincidentally happens to be a big fight involving the batfam (that no one can actually say for certain happened) there that DESTROYS the building? But then Bruce Wayne swoops in and offers to help rebuild with a few conditions.

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dirk-strider-and-splinters-daily · 5 months

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DAY 78

#homestuck #dirk strider #dirk splinters daily #they each get ONE #sorry for the way too many tags #jake english #dave strider #jade harley #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #roxy lalonde #calliope #dirkjake #davejade #rosemary #calliroxy

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perhaps-only-a-mirage · 7 months

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some simple (but plentiful!!!) sprites for you all today. just some outfit swaps! the alpha kids did not get nearly enough cool outfits, so i decided to see what they'd look like with some modified beta kid outfits. some look decent, but others look very nice! i also did it the other way around too, because whynot.

(sorry i think i'll stop with the colored text thing in default text, it was So Cool but it was also really time consuming @_@)

JANE

ROXY

DIRK

JAKE

JOHN

JADE

ROSE

DAVE

#tada!!!#i feel like the lab suit and the vriska outfit look good on jane especially #roxy has the Source Engine Missing Texture dress #dirk's puppet tux suit and orange soda suit look so cool! though i guess the former would be hal's?#jake in a dress. it is unusual to see but pretty cool nonetheless!!#john hmmm... i associate that outfit with jane so much it's weird to see him in it. someone get that girl (John Egbert) a skirt #another unusual style for jade. neat to see though!#rose looks very nice too! it's hard to tell but i did actually switch some colors on that dress. check the original!#dave. hmm. no thanks #homestuck #homestuck sprite edit #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #jake english #john egbert #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider

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torchstelechos · 3 days

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Say what you will about the DC timeline but we all know the truth, Jason Todd uses AO3 and has an account despite not understanding these new fangle technological advancements (hes fucking with Tim he understands what cookies are, it pisses off Tim more than anything else Jason has done)

#jason todd #tim drake #batfam #look I just think that Jason would use the ''I was dead when this was made'' excuse to get out of being forced to join a GC #and then it kind of snowballed into him not understanding what an ''email'' is #despite the fact that Talia def showed him and taught him everything he needed to know including technology #now hes just fucking with Tim while updating his 500K ao3 masterpiece fanfic that Tim has no evidence is real #only Babs knows and Tim is desperately trying to find evidence its the only case that Tim is literally failing at #Dick keeps bugging Tim in showing Jason how to use the computer upstairs and Jason somehow breaks Tim's phone. Twice.#Damien also catches on and does it to Tim too but it backfired in Dick trying to teach him instead #now hes also stuck in doing it #Its a whole ass shitshow that Bruce doesnt even know is happening until Jason uses the batcave computer and Tim fucking tackles him #while screeching about evidence #Bruce calls up harley afterwards to ask if she would be willing to do sessions with RR #its a whole thing

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fantastic-nonsense · 19 days

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what do you mean Xena/Gabrielle lost in the first round of a "most influential WLW ships" poll to BUBBLINE???? What do you mean Catradora beat Uranus/Neptune????

#need that bracket to be redone and revoted on on this website instead of twitter so we can get the correct results #because WHAT DO YOU MEAN WILLOW/TARA AND HARLEY/IVY BOTH LOST TO BUBBLINE TOO????#we have lost the plot #personal

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splickedylit · 8 months

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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Implied/Referenced Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam Characters: Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Dave Strider, Beta Kids (Homestuck) Additional Tags: Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Flushed Romance | Matesprits, Language Barrier, Xeno, culture clash, Wildly gratuitous deep-dives into xenosociology and linguistics ahoy, Alternate Universe - Feferi Took Over, Did i make a glossary of which alien noises map to which human 'oh' 'aw' and 'uh' sounds, yes i did and I'd do it again!!!, i cannot be stopped Series: Part 2 of Aliens Sure Are Weird

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“Guys, hey, come on,” Jade says. “Troll language is much more specific about stuff like this, when he says stabbed he could mean something different! Karkat,” she switches to Alternian, bending her human vocal structures in painful-sounding ways but still doing a much better job than Dave, all things considered. “Stabbed, stabbed, or stabbed?”

You know you didn’t teach her the distinction between “poke hard with a non-strife-allocated object”, “stab lightly to show somebody not to fuck with you”, and “impale to kill”. Humans don’t even have that distinction. It’s a fucking miracle they get anything done.

“…Stabbed,” you say, carefully enunciating like a fucking liar.

I hope nobody is tired of reading incredibly self-indulgent “what if trolls were like 400% more alien” culture clash fic, because I’m sure not tired of writing it lmao

#Homestuck #Karkat Vantas #Dave Strider #Jade Harley #Gamzee Makara #Davekat #Gamkar #splickedydrabbles #I have been fiddling with this fic and this posting all day because I get self-conscious when I enjoy writing a fic too much lmao but HERE #I sure did have fun! :D I hope you guys also have fun

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tequiilasunriise · 3 months

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“In another life, I loved you right.”

“In another life, you loved me at all.”

Tag your ship(s).

#okay i’ll start off uhhhh lets see here #griddlehark #you have to imagine the vibes with me harrow as the first and gideon as the second just IMAGINE lemme cook here #bumbleby #but specifically during their V5 divorce arc bc All That Matters owns my ass #‘the one thing that I can count on is that I cant count on you’? YEAAHHH I LOVE FLUFFY BEES BUT WWHEEWWW THEIR BREAKUP ERA WAS SO GOOD TOO #rosebird #do I really need to explain? raven as one summer as two is the obvious route BUT imagine summer as one and raven as two #now. now thats POWERFUL oh the implications #schneewood forest #wondercheetah #tyzula #THE GIRLS WHO GET IT!!! GET IT!!!#white raven #yeah this one’s obvious if you know you know #lightcannon #okay. jinx as one and lux as two. but then flip them and watch the world burn IYKYK!!!!#harlivy #again imagine the specific vibes of Ivy continuously offering her heart to the ONE (1!) human she’s vulnerable to #vs Harley continuously running back to the joker bc she cant break the cycle of abuse like. LIKE AGAIN ITS A VERY SPECIFIC VIBE #rwby #the locked tomb #tlt #nevermore webtoon #i cant think of anything else rn uhhh oops all sapphics

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bloodybellycomb · 5 months

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Loving this recent trend of dc comics just straight up saying "the joker wants to fuck batman so bad it makes him stupid." writers who use subtext are cowards and the joker desires batman carnally

#batman #dc comics #the joker #harley quinn #i love subtext but some comic book nerds are too media illiterate to get it #garth marenghi gets it #birdy chirps

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autisticaradiamegido · 2 years

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day 178

sometimes a polycule is just four goth girlfriends who are also supernatural entities

#day 178 #year 3 #aradia megido #jade harley #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #arajade #rosemary #jaderose #arajaderosemary #fuck it actually im not tagging all the configurations of these four lmao #she is barking at the doorbell. their pizza is here #the pizza delivery person got called out to a haunted ass dilapidated looking mansion in the woods and theyre like well #this is where i get serial killed for fucking minimum wage i guess #its just a bunch of spooky girls who tip really well though #they get back to town and their boss is like what do you mean you delivered a pizza there nobodys lived in that house for SEVENTY YEARS!!#(the girls are squatting but everybody is too scared to evict them)#monster gfs

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unidentifiedfroggy · 2 years

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beta guardians really said the brilliant yet tormented mom lalonde who turns to drink in the face of impending doom and a daughter she’s never known how to connect with. bro strider who is the dark reflection of dirk who in some fucked up way wants to love dave but is too fucked up and influenced by cal and should really not fucking raise a child. grandpa harley who is larger than life and magnificent and has been absent to everyone for his entire life and left his daughter to grow up alone on hellmurder island. and also nanna egbert

#nanna egbert #jane crocker #mom lalonde #roxy lalonde #bro strider #dirk strider #grandpa harley #jake harley #beta guardians #homestuck #hs #idk its just incredibly funny to me #the beta guardians are so compelling to me for reasons i cant really explain #esp mom and grandpa #idk #alpha guardians are dope too but i think #they get too niced up for my tastes #what makes the beta guardians interesting is that theyre fucked up #that would absolutely come up in any sort of team up #while jade english and j crocker are inoffensive and respected and too dead to do any wrong #and bro strider and mom lalonde are mythologised heroes of the rebellion #dont get me wrong i love the relationship the alphas have with their guardians #and i eat the dirk makes himself the guardian of all of them even himself shit right up #but like #i do think people portay them too nicely for my tastes LMAO

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poorslaindoll · 5 months

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Drawcember day 16

Prompt list by me :)

Y’all know I couldn’t draw DaveKat and then NOT draw Rosemary. It’s equality dammit. Also I added people in the back to make up for how messy this looks… also also I want Rose’s sweater…

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girluimfailing · 24 days

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yall when morally ambiguous people don't do only good stuff but also do bad stuff:

#specially with women #harley quinn #poison ivy #THIS APPLIES TO HER EXCEPT SHE'S NOT MORALLY AMBI SHE JUST EVIL #BUT YALL GET SO SCARED WHEN SHE DOES EVIL STUFF #talia al ghul #selina kyle #flatline #who else #brit mathews too #no one gets me...#JANIS IAN

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moonscape · 3 months

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they were still insane for this btw

#bwark #what do you mean these two girls that have had a ton of tender moments together directly parallel two characters with confirmed crushes on #each other during their final scenes #not pictured: both scenes get interrupted by another rival for theirs too #(harley (because of course he'd be there) and nando)#i just didn't include that because the shots are different so it's harder to tell

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whositmcwhatsit · 4 months

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#elvis presley #baby elvis #daydreaming that he gets his ticket #and he rants all the way home to audubon about how he can't do nothing #not even get his haircut #without someone giving him grief for it #he warns me not to tell his mother that he's got yet another ticket #back home he paces around #can't settle #then he grabs my hand and announces we're going out #he's in a real mood and snaps: “I'll be back when I'm back!” when Gladys asks how long he'll be #he'll regret that later when he's calmed down and knows he'll have to face her wrath #he pulls on his motorcycle cap and yanks me onto his harley behind him #he'll also regret that later when I know he's calmed down enough to show my wrath #we don't even stop at the bottom of the drive to give any of the kids an autograph #they scatter as he screeches off down the residential road #he's going too fast and weaving around staid fords and chevys #but i trust him #i don't know why #by the time we hit the highway my hair is a wreck- a lion's mane across my face #i press my cheek against the warmth of his back and feel the tension easing #he whoops out a war cry #or maybe a howl of freedom and tugs my arm tighter around his waist #as we accelerate towards nowhere

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poisonousquinzel · 7 months

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Harley: is literally friends with Batman at this point in the comics

some folks: uh actually Harley hates him! the fandoms "wine aunt" jokes miss the point because she hates Batman and she hates his family!

Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #29

just the little things (having a snack) you do with your enemy you hate so so much who you despise and wish would die and who's family you deeply hate and also wish would die

#ivy doesnt care enough about him to hate him lbr #he's a pest at best #but if she Hated him he'd be dead just like realistically j0ker should be #she has way too much power and the constant ability to kill him if she hated him that much #he's not worth her time he just gets in the way #and ya know dc constantly pretending like she wouldn't be able to just #violently murder anyone if she wanted to because plants are kinda really powerful???#a plan and failsafes are nice and all but you can't gadget your way out #of a plant growing /rapidly/ inside your intestines and ripping you apart from the inside until your organs shut down or you bleed to death #also also sorry but if you list that one detective comic with the gaming systems in your argument I'm gonna disregard your opinion #That chapter has the same level of understanding about Harley & Harleen as the ebkt comic did.#aka insulting trash #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne

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bleaksqueak · 18 days

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see, ppl can say what they want about the resi 3 remake, but the remake got Mikhail perfect. Also i actually really love weird Puppy Nemesis lmao

#GET OFF OF HIS TRAIN SHITBIRD #ilu grandpa you did your best #I think the remake is fine #there's parts of the original I miss a ton #and parts I am glad are gone #mostly I'm just confused by the rose colored glasses everyone remembers wrt a nemesis that doesn't exist #he was never a random stalker he always had scripted spawns and due to the ps1 limitations the “random” was down to two or three options #with that said re3 remake coming off the heels of re7 with pretty good stalkers like jack and margeurite #and then directly off the heels of re2 with one of the best programmed game stalkers i've ever seen #he's a letdown for sure #I loved the pre-release rumors saying nemesis would chase you into safe rooms #that should have been a real thing #Oh wow is it really time for our regularly scheduled resident evil obsessing??#I wanted to name Nikolai after Mikhail but mercury spatted me with a newspaper and told me I had too many M names #I have had this fondness for hero grandpa for a long time okay #anyway I know that absolutely no one follows me for resident evil so lmao ignore my rambling #it's fine though #because no matter if you follow me for solivaga or homestuck :)#I've fed you resident evil no matter what #what do you mean parts of the harley manor are inspired by the spencer mansion!?#HAHA GOT'EM #what do you mean there's a ton of resident evil refs in soli #RAT STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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