#they’re all you

[peach-cream-enmu-archive]

bestie gonna ask u to elaborate on the researchers and tagging the demons like sharks 🙏🙏

LIKE SHARKS AHAHAHHAHA

Someone on ao3 suggested maybe the demons can’t be understood by humans but if the demon researchers used a fellow researcher for the breeding, you begin to understand them when you become pregnant! And it was such a good idea!

Demons are powerful but not as powerful as in canon, and all researchers are still technically slayers, but their main job is observing. Demons also are born in addition to being turned. If turned, they stay that age for the rest of their existence, if born, they grow at an excelled rate and stop growing physically at varying ages. The youngest observed was early 20’s. Demons don’t die by sunlight either, but staying in it for extended periods of time with severely burn them.

Demons don’t only feed on humans, in fact, they feed mainly on animals! They will feed on humans if desperate or angered by them however.

Demons are mostly observed out in the wild by researchers, left alone to do as they please, but instigated if research on their powers is needed. If they are caught attacking a human, they will be captured or slain based on their power and their strength. If their powers are something worth researching they will be captured.

Once the breeding program starts, If they are strong but with rather unremarkable powers, depending on if there’s a compatible demon with a better power currently being researched in house, the demon will be brought in for breeding/collection. That’s right! Some demons are not worth housing for breeding, so their sperm will be collected and demons used for breeding will be artificially inseminated.

The first of the stronger demons to be captured was the siblings. The researchers had capture many demons in their years of work but these were their first truly powerful demons. Breeding isn’t always done, in fact, up until the siblings capture it was rarely done at all. But the unique powers and ability to conform into one being was fascinating and worth attempting to pass on. So the boy’s sperm was collected and stored, the girl was observed separately, and then both were observed together, tagged, and released.

Some demons were trickier than others, the demon who could affect dreams was the next to be captured. He remained gagged and bound with a gag on his hand after putting one too many researchers to sleep. The demon with vibrant hair blue markings was only able to be observed in the wild, otherwise heavily sedated in captivity due to destruction via shockwaves. Both had semen collected and stored.

Legends and stories of the king of demons had long since been disregarded by the researchers as unimportant. He’d never been seen, and the breeding program needed to begin, so there was certainly no point in focusing efforts on it.

After successful breeding between weaker demons, it was decided that human testing would be done. Demons with no powers were captured, collected from, and willing participants were selected and prepared. After a handful of successful births to babies a discussion was held. The stronger demons were forbidden to be used outside of the researchers. It would be too dangerous to impregnate someone not strong enough to handle the process or raising a potentially dangerous child.

So a researcher was selected. It was a quick decision. After all, there was only one.

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[communistkenobi]

whenever right wing people talk about “parental rights” they are talking about property rights. they are arguing for further political and legal enshrinement of their children as their literal actual property

[blueskittlesart]

i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

[cosmosnout]

The most doomed siblings ever

[jsketch12]

I’M SORRY MOONLILY NATION I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL………

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

[braxiatel]

I’m sorry to Grian but going to Mumbo - the guy who is known for constantly giggling - to try to fulfil his task of telling bad jokes no one will laugh at is probably the funniest thing he could have done.

He saw his special little guy and all reason went out the window. He had to hang out with mumbo right now immediately doing well at his own series be damned

[medievill]

the absolute titanic balls (gn) of this show to look its queer, neurodivergent audience in the eye and say, “I know you think you’re unlovable. I know you think if you show your true self to someone, they’ll reject you. but it’s not true. none of it’s true. there is someone waiting for you, desperately, loving you more than you have ever believed, more than you could know.”

[undertheredhood]

any dc character: *confessing something about their past they kept hidden out of fear/shame*

their batfam bff who had already known for a while and is now desperately trying to hide that they knew the truth this entire time: “oh, wow! that is so crazy, i am so sorry you had to go through that.”

[zibiscusloon]

So called “free thinkers” the second Tumblr gives us cat paws

..BOOP!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[pangur-and-grim]

Belphie has the too-fast movements of a bird or a bug

[chryseiswriting-blog]

I really hope Neil tags along with Kevin when he goes to The Sunshine Court for the press conference and we just get Jeremy’s POV of pure gay panic meltdown when he hears all three of these traumatised sexy exy gangster boys chatting shit in French

[anothersuperstition]

my chemical romance albums but make them (a24(ish)) film posters

[chinelacanta]

i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3

they’re both losers (said with love)