#this is fun :)

[sacredwarrior88]

Which fruit are you? Find out here!

Tagging: @actuallysaiyan @beneathstarryskies @akiraiscute @randoimago @multi-fandom-imagine @iambilliejeanok @icycoldninja @abellaheart-blog @terabyteturtle @philistiniphagottini

[gothwineaunts]

" ...and this is my boyfriend's boyfriend... "

(shh shh it's just a meme it can't hurt you)

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Class of 09 used with Bruce Wayne because this is just fun to do 😂 i love taking these lines from random stuff and tweaking them, it's neat and a good writing aid:

Diana Prince: Selina won’t talk to us, so we thought you could.

Bruce Wayne (hesitation): I could… but she may or may not have compromising photos of me.

Clark Kent: Compromising like she captured you and tied you up?

Bruce Wayne(looking at his phone to avoid eye contact): Yeah… not really against my will.

Diana Prince leaning forward with a smirk: Are these compromising images a little… risqué?

Bruce Wayne, without hesitation: I may or may not have been covered in baby oil.

Clark, blushing: …

Diana Prince: Can we see the pictures?

Bruce Wayne: Get out of my office.

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Dick Grayson: We missed out on the mission for very traumatic reasons.

Jason Todd: Yeah trauma seems like a valid excuse.

Bruce Wayne: For some reason, I don’t believe you but today I think that’s your problem.

Jason Todd: Is being a fucking bitch your problem.

Dick Grayson: Jason! Can you both not!

Bruce Wayne: If you skipped the job I'm paying for to sleep with those woman again I swear-

Dick Grayson: The truth is... We're going through manic depression.

Jason Todd: Yup, depression and trauma.

Dick Grayson is fake sobs.

Jason Todd (feigning sadness): Oh my God the trauma and depression.

Bruce Wayne: Manic Depression? That hasn't stopped any of us or you.

Dick Grayson: It hit us late... Real late.

Jason Todd: Yup.

Jason stares at a wall distracted by a crooked painting.

Jason: I'm numb to it all, due... To my manic depression.

Jason walks over to the framed painting and fixes it.

Dick Grayson: See, he's so depressed he's fixing pictures on the wall. And I'm headed down a spiral. Yeah.

Jason turns back to face Bruce.

Jason Todd: Yeah that's right. I have no emotions whatsoever except for sadness… because you know, depression.

Bruce Wayne: For the sake of my patience, I’ll buy this for now.

Jason Todd: Thank God, at least you won't let both of us be killed again.

Dick Grayson: Would you stop poking the bear!

Dick Grayson drags Jason Todd out of Bruce's room.

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Generic robber: You asshole, I'll kill you and your family!

Bruce Wayne, in civilian attire: Hey man I got you arrested you ain't got to do me that favor.

[moonyc0re]

forever eternally jane doe 🖤

[pinkravat-art]

newest fixation is ME. down bad for MYSELF

anyway this is good drawing clothing practice tbh

[cottoncandyofterror]

Remember the time we met?

Sofia and Katya are happily ever after, I don’t care about anything else.

[lexithwrites]

not to sound like a slut but i need more moonwater fucking, thoughts?

ABSOLUTELY we're all sluts here

NSFW below the cut obvs

reg and remus aren't the most sexual couple to me, i feel like they don't always need to be together to have pleasure (we stan self pleasure here) but when they fuck they take their tiiiiime

remus is a giver and reg is a receiver (not in every aspect) especially during oral, reg will just pull remus back if he's sitting on the bed to sit on his face, or he'll open his legs and he hasnt got underwear on and remus just crawls to him AH

and remus gets subby when he gets head bro that boy is whining

reg is an edge king, he'll tease remus for days

i feel like regulus also sometimes wears lingerie but not every time, he can get dysphoric about it, but when he does he wears royal blue, dark green and black because its remus' favourite

regulus has 100% pegged remus before

the only time remus gets into 'dom' mode is if he's jealous, if a guy starts flirting with reg he'll glare and huff and eventually pull reg away to make out with him in a corner and tell him that he's his and no one else can have him and regulus eats that shit up he loves this side of remus because its very rare

they also do cockwarming pretty often i feel like thats one of reg's biggest kinks, he doesn't like moving all the time so he just sits there and gently rocks his hips, or remus does, or they just take a nap with remus inside him

remus is a big breeding kink guy too, ive talked about this before and will again, but he loves cumming inside reg

reg lowkey hates the clean up tho its gross

they've only gotten frisky in the shower one and remus almost broke his arm lmao

regulus once sent a video of him bouncing on a dildo when remus was at work and remus faked being sick to drive home not even 15 minutes later

[angels-in-overcoats]

James Somerton when someone on twitter politely calls him out for his blatant plagiarism:

[juletheghoul]

I think I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t give a fuck if I post something and it bombs. Whether it’s an ask game, or a chapter, or a one shot, or a polI—it is what it is. I am going to do what I want, say what I want, write what I want and enjoy every second of it.

This is my rebellion!

Unending and unsinkable optimism! I am writing more than I have in years and I am so grateful to have the creativity back. If one person likes it, then fuck yeah! Thanks so much! If no one likes it, then I wrote it for me and I’ll be proud of it no matter what.

I am finally having fun!

[midnight-m4ss]

I think I'm incredibly funny

We won't talk about how long it took

[mizgnomer]

David Tennant / Tenth Doctor / Fourteenth (!?!) Doctor for Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post finds you)

Regenerations, What-What-What's, and Teeth

Bonus: Lizo Mzimba interviewing David Tennant about Doctor Who for BBC News

[bakahimesama]

So everytime Redspring posts something new, I go back through all the information they've posted previously to see if I spot anything I didn't notice before. I got to the flower section and-

Sounds like there's a lot of dogwood in the ruins of Lovent. Okay, alright, cool, so the flowers are hinting at story beats, awesome. What do the others have to say?

This one's obvious, Kuras has ties to the Senobium.

I can't really find anything specific in this one, other than Ocudeus is shady. Maybe everytime something drinks from the Seaspring, a new flower blooms? Idk

Vere and Kuras are not escaping the divorce allegations with this one.

And Leander is not escaping the undead allegations.

[allastoredeer]

Hello I had this dream last night and I need to share it with you!!!

We know the whole crew is invited to the Cannibal Cookout for the weekend.

So I imagine Al is gonna let cameras take pictures of him and Lucifer, that way the headline of his relationship with the king of hell will reach the seven pentagram faster(it was showed that he can take pictures when he wants to, since vox kept one). But that also mean he is gonna be exposed for the first time in probably forever. Like he is known for his terrifying radio podcast, which means that not many ppl know about his true form, especially new born sinners. So I can only imagine the surprise of those people to see the radio demon , the scariest overlord of them all, being a cute deer with a a fluffy tail and all the package that comes with it. Also Alastor mentioned to Lucy to ‘Wear your Sunday best.”, which might imply that he is gonna wear something nice as well…

It would be hilarious if Half of hell will start simping for Alastor and downright ignoring Lucifer.

I can imagine the internet exploding with Alastor pictures and people going like 'aww his ears are moving’ or something, sinners go as far as make fan club about him, meanwhile a certain picture box is having a mental breakdown…

~Valentino: “u know u can just say it that u want him”

~Vox: “Alright alright fuck yea I do and so Does half of hell. God damn it”

Meanwhile Angel reading through the chaos Alastor just unleashed

“oh he is so stealing my job already”

Lmao

OFC In all of this Al is completely oblivious about the situation he caused, so the crew tries to keep him out the flow, to not freak him out, which it’s not hard at all, since the dude doesn’t have a phone, but he does get a bit suspicious when Lucifer makes him wear something to cover his upper body, almost as far as making him wear an hat and glasses lol(I don’t see Lucifer as being who enjoys losing himself on new trends and gossip on the internet, so Angel probably showed him a innocent picture of them, but Lucy made the bad choice to go read through the comments. Nonetheless to say he was scarred for life, and decided to take it upon himself to protect Alastor’s privacy)

Also Alastor can probably sense when someone takes pictures of him, twitching his eyes and tail but otherwise leaves it be for the sake of maintaining the charade.

This was it ehehe, I kinda felt bad I woke up from that dream, I honestly wanted to know how it ended.

Either way I can’t wait to see how u are planning to go with it. Cause I just know u are gonna make me love every second of it😆👌

thank you for listening

Ps I wrote this at 5 in the morning a week ago, and I am not sure if I already sent it to u or my mind is playing tricks to me…so I am sorry if u already got the message.

Heheheheh I love this! You have the BEST dreams. I'm so in love with most of Hell not knowing Alastor, or not really remembering what he looked like, since he's been gone (and Hell is expanding by the thousands every day, so of course there would be people who don't know him).

And so they see him for the first time and it's such a stark difference to what they were expecting XD He's developing a fan-base and Lucifer has to scare them all of (otherwise Alastor WILL murder. He will).

And no worries! I did get the ask from earlier! Sometimes, if it takes me a long time to get to an ask, that's because I want to draw some doodles for it like the pics above ^.^

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Don't ever say to an artist, we don't hold back

Damian: Sorry. Damian hits Jason Todd in the head with a plate. Damian: Whoops sorry. Damian grabs another plate and hits Jason in the head again. Damian: I am so sorry, mister. These uncontrolling ARTIST hands. Jason: I didn't mean it like that- Damian hits him with a metal tray five times. Damian: Why are you twitching? Bruce: All he said was that if an artist doesn't get the job over AI, they might suck at drawing. Damian: Father, I will make myself an orphan if you say that again. Bruce: Okay, sorry, but stop hitting him. I think he got the message. Damian: Jason, have you 'gotten' the message? Jason: I'll never insult real art again. Damian: Thank you. Damian leaves with the tray and humming happily. Bruce: I'm proud he takes art seriously. Jason: I can't see in my left eye.

[not-the-coffee-machine4]

we’re Queen fans, of course we have a love/hate relationship with the movie

we’re Queen fans, of course we’re passionate about AIDS awareness

we’re Queen fans, of course we’re gonna argue about whether it’s spelled Deacy or Deaky (IT’S DEACY)

we’re Queen fans, of course we sing the guitar solos

we’re Queen fans, of course we’ve attempted Roger’s falsettos

we’re Queen fans, of course we hate Paul Prenter

we’re Queen fans, of course we mourn the loss of Roger’s great sounding maracas

we’re Queen fans, if we have guitars of course we’ve tried to play them with a coin