Bro I got new pants (from the men's section, where they allegedly use objective measurements like waist and inseam lengths) and I didn't have time to try them on but they're sized by objective measurements so I thought'no problem,' right? I just grabbed the size and style and brand I already had, that I was wearing a belt with so they'd fit right at that exact moment, and assumed it would be exactly the same BUT IT FUCKING WARNT IT'S TOO SMALL TO GET PAST MY THIGHS BUT IT'S ALLEGEDLY THE EXACT SAME SIZE AS WHAT I ALREADY HAVE THAT PRACTICALLY FALLS OFF WITHOUT A BELT I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN EVERY CLOTHING MANUFACTURER AND DEVOUR EVERYTHING THEY LOVE so now I have to get up early to exchange them before work tomorrow or just wear my same jeans that are starting to rip beyond my ability to fix for another two days before I get a day off :(
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For fanon swap, possibly eldritch etho?
feelin' casual (its another one you click)
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okay but you see sam has ALSO fallen for dean's act. sam also believes dean to be the macho, daddy's soldier, beer boobs cars guy he presents himself as. this is why sam makes fun of dean whenever he even lightly steps out of that mold and thinks it's harmless banter instead of attacking an insecurity. it's why he laughs when john talks down to dean in the early seasons and it's why he seems surprised when dean is more comfortable with himself in the later seasons. it's why he just scoffs but doesn't push it when dean puts up a front and refuses to talk about his emotions and just accepts whatever excuse he makes at face value. it's why he offers dean a strip club to make him feel better when cas dies. and this isn't his fault!! dean has spent a very long time perfecting this image in front of everyone and ESPECIALLY to sam because along with it comes safety and security and stability and the only person. who has consistently been able to see through it. is castiel
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girl who is so understanding but treated like she's impossible to understand
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LOVE IT WHEN WOF HYBRIDS HAVE PHYSICAL ISSUES-
LOVE IT WHEN WOF HYBRIDS HAVE PHYSICAL ISSUES BECAUSE YOU'RE MIXING TRIBES HAVE DIFFERENT PHSYICAL TRAITS WHICH COULD CAUSE ABNORMALITIES IN THE CHILD AND OVERALL GIVE THEM A WORSE LIFE EXPERIENCE.
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Ursula K. Le Guin if she was in Twig be like:
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; the sentences " micro labels are valid and can be helpful and validating to people " and " people don't have to specify every part of their identity to you to be valid, and can use broad terms even if their actual experience is more specific " can and should coexist.
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Whenever I see art of Samus getting shipped with Peach or Zelda, I'm kinda torn. On one hand, it is genuinely cute. On the other hand, I always feel a little bit annoyed that she's stuck with crossover ships by default instead of anyone from her own actual series.
On the other other hand, that annoyance then makes me feel guilty for both being kinda ungrateful for the cuteness, and feeling a little bit like a gatekeepy asshole toward Smash-only people. (But it sure is easy to tell apart Samus fanworks based in Smash from Samus fanworks based in the actual series, regardless of the presence or lack of crossover stuff.) Plus in fairness, the only viable girlfriend candidates at present are either Gandrayda or maaaybe Madeline Bergman, and for various reasons, both are pretty easily-overlookable characters even within the fandom, let alone outside it.
But then on the other other other hand, there is a wiki, and people can just look it up...
Anyway, this is why Retro or Mercurysteam just needs to give Samus a canonical girlfriend, so we don't have to rely on crossover stuff. The more weird and alien she is, too, the better.
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I FINALLY HAVE A PURPLE CHRYSANTHEMUM ON MY ISLAND!!
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With all the effort Bones is putting into hiding Aoyama or keeping him out of frames or making his expression unreadable, I now expect to be destroyed when The Reveal finally comes. I want to be left staring at the wall processing everything, despite the fact I already know what happens. I want to be left thinking about how it was done, in a good way. The music, the animation, the anguished expressions... I wish to be torn apart by the emotion
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give me transmasc characters who still like wearing skirts and makeup and looking pretty.
give me transfem characters who are tomboys or androgynous.
give me trans characters who don't change their name.
give me non-binary characters who have typically masculine or feminine names.
give me non-binary characters in pink dresses and grey suits.
give me characters, trans and cis, who don't give a shit about pronouns and responds to any.
give me cis characters who are completely androgynous and still cis.
give me cis women with facial hair.
give me cis men with tits or wide hips.
give me cis women who are taller than average and cis men who are shorter than average.
give me cis characters who go by a different set of pronouns.
give me cishet characters who uses the term "partner" instead of gendered terms.
let's abolish the idea of gender norms completely, instead of unconsciously reinforcing new ones.
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why do people think Yevgeny wasn't Mickey's son? in 3x06 there was clearly no condom used (not that Terry probably would have let Svetlana stop to get one), but there's no reason to think she wasn't using condoms with her regular clients. it's not Svetlana's fault that she was a tool used to rape Mickey—the sole blame for everything that happens in that entire situation belongs to Terry Milkovich and him alone—so why does it feel like it's just another way for people to shit on Svetlana for something that wasn't in her control? it's not as though she'd asked to get pregnant in the first place...
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The whole "humans are inherently awful and bad!" spiel is so tiring to me as a survivor of abuse because it comes off as abuse apologia. If humans are inherently awful, then why should it matter if you're abused - that's what humans do best! Like, genuinely, I think this mindset can harm abuse victims/survivors because they're being inundated with this idea that, well, how bad can their abuser be? All humans are horrific, why complain, why escape, and why try to resist it?
I really wish people would critically analyze where these ideas come from and where these lines of thinking can lead. Maybe it's a matter that I'm looking too deep into, but this very bleak ideology is not going to help in the long run, I think, and some of the first people who are going to be crushed by it are the people who are vulnerable or who are put in vulnerable positions in society.
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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden
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btw a special thank you to everyone who's been reading Bolt in the Blue since the start 🙏it makes me really emo and thankful that you've stuck around so long and keep up with my sporadic update schedule. i think you're all really rad.
and all the new readers who've come along throughout the many, many months this fic has been kicking. everyone really, who subscribes and those who leave comments or tag rants on tumblr. or makes fanart/edits/memes/fanfic... GAH it just- it makes me so happy. y'all are the real reason this fic still exists and i wanted you to know that <3
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