#tired of my shit

[markhoffmanstits]

Turning on the ol’ Xbox One to rewatch all the Saw movies for the third time in a week. At this point, I might as well paint a red spiral on the top of the damned thing.

It probably starts up and goes ‘Ah shit, here we go again.’

[cringeitskat]

tired of myself, lolll

shall I say anymore or the tags got me? 💀

8 day countdown, I need to get my shit done or else....

the same task has been on the top of my priority list for 3.5 days now and I still haven't done it. lol. oof. let me do it asap.... #accountability post.

🙄

edit: don't ever write on yourself w a sharpie. use safe, non-toxic special made markers! don't be like me ♡ promise I'm not that great 😂

[transthatfag]

destiel forehead healing kiss. what more could u want.

[miyku]

[identitty-dickruption]

someone tell the tumblerinas that you can raise an issue without deliberately guilt-tripping everyone about it

[ahahnopenope]

here's the picture i couldn't get out of my head

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[ohposhers]

i want floyd to get high at a rock concert and start a fight in the moshpit

[vriskan8or]

let her go

[undeaddrabble]

POV: If Zooble had joined the gang in episode 2

[lil-vibes]

Life footage of me grinding god tears for 2 days straight in my new safe + narilamb being sickeningly soft

[bixels]

Hot to the Touch

(Sunset x Thea)

[deadtotheworld597]

I be checking my phone like I mean something to someone

😂silly fucking me 😂

[soimse]

His eyes are up there, farmer..

((Also that’s a doorknob he’s holding I now realize that’s visually unclear, this started as a silly sketch))

[eggdrawsthings]

Posting 2 versions cuz I like both of them Prints are available here

[shuaaflower]

I‘m a burden for everyone. I’m even a burden to myself.