#tony stark ironman

[mischievous-thunder]

[wynnd-citrus]

Tony and his PPs (forgot to post this one too)

[minimarvelh]

Tony, entering the elevator and seeing Peter in it: hey, my favourite intern, how is your project?

Peter: oh, everything is alright, Mr. Stark. I just need you to sign these documents for me.

Tony: oh, alright, do you have a pen?

Peter: yes, right here.

Tony: ok, where to sign?

Peter: here. *Tony signs* and here *Tony signs* and here *Tony signs*.

Tony: okay, but what did I sign?

Peter: oh, nothing, dad.

Tony, choking: what did you just say?

Peter, running out of the elevator at full speed: NOTHING IMPORTANT, DAD!!

(aka Tony accidentally adopts his intern because he didn’t read the documents. After hearing what have happened, Pepper couldn’t stop laughing and shouting „it’s KARMA”. Tony doesn’t think it’s karma, he thinks this kid might be his blessing)

[nashilayladragneel]

I have a thing for traumatized men who turn out to be okayish father figures.

[special-victims-unit]

hiii !!! i havent drawn in forever. have my favorite supe of all time

[mcu-fandom]

I find it so funny that in Homecoming, Tony was all like “my father didn’t give me a lot of support so I’m trying to break the cycle and be supportive of you”

Had all his suit features be called “baby monitor” and “training wheels”

Used his angry dad voice when he said “this is where you zip it, the adult is talking” and “because I said so >:(“ when Peter talked back and was like “teenagers 🙄” to the woman handing out leis.

Then told Peter that if he got hurt in anyway, Tony would feel like he was responsible for that…

Like that guy never even hanged out with that kid one on one yet by that point and was already like “you’re my son now and I’m gonna support you and look out for you.”

[august-parker]

Peter literally almost breaking the door kicking it down: "MR STARK EMERGENCY!!"

Tony who just had the worst heart attack of his life: "JESUS FUCKING- PETER WHAT!? WHAT'S GOING ON-?!"

Peter crawling on the floor and grabbing his leg: "I'M DYING MR STARK-"

Tony: "WHAT!? FRIDAY SCAN HIM- WHAT HAPPENED-"

Peter: "I'M DYING! AND THE ONLY CURE- IS- IS TO BUY ME THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN LEGO SET"

Tony:

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: ":)"

Tony: "get the fuck out of my lab."

Peter: ":("

[at1r1-p4rk3r]

Peter; at school and just got in trouble: I swear I'm innocent!

Principal; not amused: That's it. Your aunt passed? I'm calling your parents.

Peter: Haha, good luck with that!

Principal: What?

Peter: My parents are DEAD! *unhinged laughter*

Principal: but I have their phone numbers....

[ramen8008]

Tony has many rules for Peter.

No spideman-ing after 10, homework before spiderman, 8 hours of sleep, etc etc.

One of these happens to be "don't grow taller than Tony"

Apparently this is one of the many rules that Peter breaks

Tony is not happy (he is. His boy is grown. Tears)

[movienerd22]

Tony: *showing a picture of clearly Peter as Spider-Man doing something dumb on the screen*

Tony: can you explain what you’re doing in this picture.

Peter: *shrugs* that’s not me

Tony: that’s..not you ? *eyebrow raise*

Peter: uh nope

Tony:

Peter: *runs*

[itsnotsocrazy]

Peter <3

[wynnd-citrus]

Italian dad forehead kisses hehehehehe I love them

THIS IS NOT ST@RKER ‼️‼️‼️ ST@RKERS DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED WITHOUT HESITATION 🤮

[minimarvelh]

Tony: kid, you alright?

Peter: yeah, why are you asking? I’m right here with you playing minecraft.

Clint: yeah, Tony, stop being mother Hen.

Tony: fuck off, I feel like something is wrong. Look me in the eyes.

Peter: what? no?

Tony: Peter!

Peter: ahjak okay!

Tony, one second after looking at his kid: Friday, call Bruce, we’re heading towards Medbay!!

Client: you gotta be kidding? he’s completely fine!

Tony: ehh no, he has the “I was stabbed” look in his eyes.

Clint: no he’s not. that’s not a real thing.

Peter, bewildered: yeah, that’s not a real thi—

Friday: it appears to me that Mr. Parker-Stark jr. is losing his blood in exponential levels and he has some sharp object in his back.

Peter: the knife isn’t that sharp

Tony: PETER

[frenchublog]

earth- 199 99?

[polarspaz]

A revamp of an old drawing of Naga Tony mixed in with Deadpool gushing over new SpideyPete and his glasses.

[special-victims-unit]

aaaand another one before bed. obsessed with drawing his tits you can't shame me