#v's text

[thegracefulwillow]

no running at the pool

[umblrspectrum]

i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

[krscblw]

happy skeletá!

[xinyuehui]

Ah, the night's just getting started. Don't let me catch you so easily next time. ⸺ QIN CHE // SYLUS ִֶָ☾.

[itsdefinitely]

Nighttime routine

[heartfullofleeches]

"Release my penis from the dick magic you've inflicted upon me, Witch-"

"The who I did what now with?- Ow!-"

Sitting up in your boyfriend's bed, a pillow strikes the blindside of your head as you prop yourself up on your elbows. You roll onto your side as they throw themselves onto the massive, curling up into a fetal position next to you.

"I can't jerk off- Not without thinking about you. Literal thousands of dollars of commissions down the fucking drain because you won't get out of my head for five minutes!"

Turning over to face him, you can hardly see why they're complaining. "And that's my problem.... How?"

"Do you want to know what make me bust so hard I lost the hearing in my ear? Us kissing. Both of us still had our clothes on. There was barely any tongue involved either, I got so worked up over the tamest thing possible - Do you even know what I used to get off to before we met?"

"...It's probably better for my overall health if I didn't.'

[bluerasbunny]

beast/ancient firewind AU

+ bonus doodle and long ramblings abt the doodle and au under the cut!

what happens if he shatters that soul jam, windy. quit trying to help. fight him, you coward. you're not worthy of what used to be the soul jam of courage. something something loyalty taken as loyalty to a decision, loyalty to a moral standing. wind archer cookie will not take a life, rather he will do whatever he can to purify a life he went in guns blazing and then came to the HORRIFYING reality that, no, this beast is a cookie just like him. this beast is a tormented soul. he will not stray from his plan, but he will take a risk. he will lean into an impulse; the desire to bring light to a cookie swallowed by the dark. he will not let infernal spirit harm more cookies than he already has, but he will not harm infernal spirit more than he's already been harmed.

(wind archer's later refusal to FULLY harm infernal spirit is not cowardice, but rather courage and loyalty. he is facing this beast head-on and choosing to lend him his hand- and infernal spirit, who has only ever known courage as a war-torn and battle-ready thing, is furious because THIS?? this is who got his soul jam?? what a joke)

infernal spirit thinks the witches are laughing at him about this one, because there's no way this isn't some kind of cruel mockery. he fought their battles, he defended earthbread and taught others the courage to defend it too and this is the cookie they give his soul jam to? someone that won't even stand up to defend himself? he is the ever burning rage of flame itself and all wind archer sees is a light crushed by dark, a light that can blaze as brightly as it did once more. and infernal spirit hates it. how dare you look at him like that, with that much pity. he doesn't need your sympathy, and he doesn't need your help either. y'know what'd really help him? surrendering that soul jam.

jsorry im normal.

[gammasquad]

Been sick as a dog for the past few days so it’s just been a lot of comfort media and tea. And dreaming about Dick Grayson’s middle part.

[aroace-spec-empire]

We're trending...

That can only mean one thing...

*Inhale*

MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS FELLAS THE BOTS HAVE RETURNED!

[umblrspectrum]

part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

[superbat-love]

If the Justice League were ‘The Office’...

Superman: I want to trust Batman, I really do, but sometimes I can't help but question him, you know? Yesterday, I came home from the Daily Planet and ran into Batman outside my apartment. When I asked him what he was doing there, he claimed he was on a case looking for "evidence," then ran off. Not that I’m accusing him of anything, but… one of my undergarments has gone missing.

The camera pans out, revealing his costume conspicuously missing its iconic red underwear.

***

Batman: [holding up Superman’s red underwear sealed in a plastic evidence bag] That’s how I uncovered his big secret. How do I know for certain it’s Superman’s? Well, for one, no one else on the planet has them in this size. [glares directly at the camera] And two, you really should have kept spares if you didn’t want me to figure out who you were, Clark Kent.

[darkxwolf17]

wow

[itsdefinitely]

TUMBLR LEGWND ITSDEIFNITLEY ALSO DRAWS SANDERS SIDES?!?!???

i dabble

[thatbugkidd]

Something a little goofy and light hearted for the season, HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!! be safe if you're going out tonight

[heartfullofleeches]

(I wrote this with a random Yan in mind but it's literally just V's greasy self-)

V/Loser Yan: But I don't WANT to take a shower! You held my hand yesterday and it still smells like you!

Darling: Hey. That soap in the bathroom? It's mine. If you use it, your whole body will smell like me-

Yan: !!!

[Yan trips over their own feet as they sprint to the bathroom]

[sualne]

more croco and dragon