#wizard gossip

[harboretum]

Good morning 🍊

[escapingmymind247]

HC that Peter is actually the gossip monger of the group and his main job is controlling the story of whatever the marauders are getting up too at any given moment. people flock to him for the latest and juiciest gossip and he Always Delivers.

he spent so much of his time at howards hiding to get new gossip ofcourse he’s the perfect spy outside of that nobody suspects him… he just knows how to get information out of people without them ever knowing

[lilyofthevalleyys]

Evan: So what’s the temperature?

Pandora: Maybe medium boil?

Regulus: Flavour?

Dorcas: Very, very sweet

Barty: Tell me all about it

[siriuslyinlovewithwolfstar]

regulus *rolling his eyes*: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to be sirius black

sirius *scoffs*: not everyone can be

[natjennie]

thought about a kitty and captain slumber party and felt a pang in my chest unlike any other..... he would be so good at braiding hair and painting nails.....

[coolseabird]

Lorroakan Says Gale is Damaged Goods

[thund3randrain]

Marlene: Men absolutely suck Dorcas: Right? I swear they're so stupid sometimes Mary: And annoying, and kinda self centered Lily: And they just can't accept no as an answer Remus: Yeah I hate men Marlene: Remus... you are a man Remus: I'm gay, I don't count

[orionscelt]

Hanging out on the quidditch stands after classes ☀️ Loved drawing this lot - thanks for showing me your MCs!

@faustinio27 @tiny-chiro @foksa-fristailer @terminallybrainrot @remus-levioso @crowlipso @fuokir @yoselin-uyu @peromiin @kleinundscharf

(open this lil thing in a new tab tumblrs fried it)

[soath]

i’m not a diehard chetney fan. but i do believe in their beliefs. and i think he should live forever in aeor with a jolly staff of aeormatons headed up by FRIDA, bringing joy to the children of the world. and he should wear a bloodstained fur cloak and one of gelidon’s scales like a codpiece and hookup with shadowgast. this is a moderate opinion, shared by the average Chetney enjoyer, i think.

[apicelladonna]

An update (I think)

Random Daily Prophet reporter : How does it feel to be voted the number one hated war criminal slash dark lord in the Global Wizarding Community after the ICW elections?

Gellert Grindelwald: In a world filled with muggles and cowards, I wear it as a fucking badge of honor.

Rosalind Skeeter: What about the rumor that you killed Albus Dumbledore and took his body—

Grindelwald, ready to throw hands: wHO THE FUCK SAID THAT—

-Prometheus had Blue Fire draft, 5 am with ice coffee

[risetherivermoon]

Remus: i need to talk to Barty

Dorcas: now why would you need to do that?

Regulus: i dont think ive ever heard the phrase "need to talk" and "Barty" in the same sentence before

Remus: its an emergency-

Dorcas: what happened?

Remus: its a long story- about uh, my furry little problem

Regulus: oh, OH

Dorcas: furry?-

Regulus: jesus, does he know?

Remus: thats the problem, im not sure if he does, i was talking with Sirius in a classroom and he just flat out walked out in the middle

Regulus: and Barty is the worst gossip you'll ever meet-

Evan: why are we talking about Barty?

Regulus & Remus in unison: nothing!

Evan: i- what the hell?

Dorcas: Evan what is a furry little problem?

Evan: im sorry?

Remus: Rosier where the fuck is Barty

Evan: why does everyone always expect me to know what hes doing?

Regulus: so you don't know?

Evan: nah he's in the common room, but still!

Regulus: okay, ill go have a nice chat with him

Remus: thanks Reg

*Regulus leaves*

Evan: you and Barty hooking up or something?

Remus: what? no-

Dorcas: Lupin's too busy banging Reg's brother

Evan: ah, right, havent caught up on the recent gryffindor drama, you and mckinnon still having a lovers quarrel?

Dorcas: lovers- What?!

Evan: right you haven't realized you like like her yet, sorry, so much drama with those lions honestly

Remus: excuse me, i'm right here

Evan: yeah but technically you're a wolf, so

Remus, pulling out his wand: what did you just say? who told you?

Evan: oi! i found out on my own! i'm not as stupid as some of you people think i am, plus Barty's also known for ages,

Remus: HE HAS?!

Evan: well technically all of us besides Cas and Pandora, I know that Reg knows, but that one was pretty obvious

Dorcas: what the hell are we talking about?!

Remus: none of your business

Dorcas: damn

Evan: don't worry, we haven't told anyone! that would be cruel

Remus: and you and Barty aren't cruel?

Evan: you wound me, Lupin

Remus: Rosier, please

Evan, whispering: cross my heart, mate. honestly it doesn't seem to benefit anyone to know, but id suggest you tell your friends to stop talking so loudly, we know about their animagi, and when Reg finds out his boyfriend and brother are doing stupid shit like that he'll lose it.

Remus: fucking hell-

Barty: alright, whats the fuss about, why is Reggie pissy and why'd he threaten me

Evan: Bee, Lupin thinks you're gonna tell people about his furry little problem

Dorcas: for fucks sake-

Barty: oh! yeah nah, i've known for awhile, i won't say anything, not my secret to tell

Remus: im going to have an aneurysm

Regulus: wait- what? Rosier you know now?

Evan: I've known for a while, so has Bat, we both came to our own conclusions, we just tell eachother everything, so

Regulus: what?

Remus: apparently everyone knows about everything and im going to lose my fucking mind

Barty: we aren't gonna tell anyone, Dora and Cas still don't know

Dorcas: im so bloody confused right now, im gonna go talk to marlene,

Barty: ooo! have fun!

Evan: use protection!

Dorcas: fuck off you two!

Remus: im just- gonna take my crisis elsewhere, thanks Reggie

Regulus: uh, no problem Remus...

*Remus & Dorcas leave*

Evan: successfully confused the two smartest people we know, this is the best day ever

Barty: fuck yeah!

[justsalpals]

Suvi x Indri new best ship

The Sky and The Stars

[lilyevansmywife]

Sirius: I wish there was cola flavored tea

Remus, Lily and Regulus in their very english tea club: go away.

[goldenminutes]

peter pettigrew was seen as quiet, when he was anything but. he would sit behind an unsuspecting girl in class who happened to be gossiping with her friend. by the next hour the whole of hogwarts heard about it. he would go into remus’s bed at night and tell him all the new things he heard, while listening to remus rant about sirius— the words remus entrusted in him were never repeated;

in fact the words remus entrusted in him were the only words never repeated, because when james and lily asked him to do the same, they became sacrifices of war.

[winepresswrath]

i will say ariana commits like no one else. "yes, and?" as a response to cheating on your husband with spongebob is gutsy. yes, and?" as a response to "you wrote and recorded this album about cheating on your husband with spongebob?" is transcendent.

[nakitengoku]

I think you should be able to have beef with a townsperson in stardew valley. I know that you can just ignore your least favorite, but I don't think it's enough. I think you should be able to leave gifts they hate in their house. I think you be able to block their doorways with trash.

Ultimately, I think you should be able to uninvite someone to your wedding as the final nail in the coffin