When Regulus and Sirius were little, Regulus used to sneak into Sirius’s bed when he had nightmares. Sirius pretended to be annoyed, but he secretly liked his brother’s comfort. One day, after Regulus’s first year at hogwarts and Sirius’s second, Regulus tried to sneak into Sirius’s room. He found it locked, with a sign on the door that said “NO SLYTHERINS ALLOWED 😠” They both slept alone forever after that.
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[Podfic - TTS] Dearly Detested by Magnolia_crescent
One Shot | Length: 32:19 | Rating: T
Remus slides into pop star Sirius’s DMs, thinking he’ll never respond.
He is, of course, wrong.
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And just maybe, Sirius's baby brother Regulus might just be the one to help bring them together.
Listen on: AO3 | Streaming
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sirius: just found out james is shagging regulus
remus: and??
sirius: therefore me and you need to get together so we can give him a taste of his own medicine
remus: how would that remotely affect james
sirius: i don’t know but we should still do it anyways
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For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards
Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you
The Length of:
ATYD: 526,969 words
Choices: 624,187 words
Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words
The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words
ALSO
50,000 words is about 200 pages
WHICH MEANS
The shortest of those works is
2000 FUCKING PAGES
We all need mental help
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dilf james where every mom at harrys primary school is just uncomfortably flirting w/ james and one day regulus picks harry up instead and every mom is like “what happened to james, where is he??” “why is there another man picking up harry??” to the point regulus is just like “lmao im james husband”
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Regulus 🥰 genuinely so happy with this one!
(slight tw for self harm under the cut. Take care of yourselves!)
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Left handed
Sirius and Regulus were both left-handed. This was seen as low class in the Black family so they both were forced taught to write with their right hand. Sirius being Sirius never really cared and wrote with his left hand because "I shall write how it is comfortable mother, and my comfort lies in writing with my left hand so.......fuck you <3". But Regulus, oh poor Regulus tried to write so neatly with his right hand to make his mom proud that he would take double the time to write down notes.
That was until he learnt it didn't matter.
On a normal Tuesday morning in his 6th year at Hogwarts Sirius black was feeling an emotion he hadn't felt since the last time he saw Moony in a suit......dumbstruck. He had stopped in his tracks, successfully causing Peter, walking behind him, to fall down.
James frantically tried to look at the subject that had caused Sirius Black to finally and uncharacteristically shut up about how amazing eyeliner was.
"Padfoot you okay?"
"He's writing with his left hand."
"What?"
"I- James, he's writing with his left hand". Offering no more of an explanation the oldest Black brother walked to the Slytherin table as if in a trance. With the determination he was walking with it would take an act of god to stop him. He reached and very deliberately did not look at anyone but his younger brother, writing his potions homework, with his left hand.
"You aren't supposed to stir that 7 times clockwise, it's 3 times clockwise and 4 times anti-clockwise. It makes the midnight blue shade appear quicker."
Regulus looked up to judge whoever had dared try and correct him when he looked up and realised.....oh. Okay.
"Hello to you too dear brother", he said with a raised eyebrow and nothing more.
"You're writing with your left hand'
"So I am."
"It would piss her off if she knew"
"So it would."
A quick flash in Sirius' face reminded Regulus of the look he gave him when Regulus stole cookies for both of them with the help of Kreacher, pure unrestrained pride.
"Well mieux vaut tard que jamais" Sirius said and quickly walked away
And that one proverb told Regulus that he was forgiven, that Sirius understood and most importantly, that he had his brother back.
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Imagine:
James had snuck out of the dorm to go to a certain Slytherin, and Sirius and Remus where yet again kissing, Peter was laying in his bed absolutely horrified as he heard the sounds coming from two of his best mates, who happened to have forgotten the silencing charm.
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Marauders and Reg group chat
Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?
Sirius: >:O language.
Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.
Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!
Peter: ‘the fuck word’
James: You guys use the f word all the time??
Regulus: Merlin’s beard you don’t have to censor it.
Peter: say fuck James.
Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.
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Me entering the Marauders' fandom:
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself start shipping Harry Potter's dad and his godfather's brother.
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