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cookinguptales · 5 months

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*the longest, most adhd sigh*

I forgot about the tarot last night... lmao. I got distracted with chaptering out that fic.

I actually don't have that many left in my inbox, so I think if you sent me a request I'll probably get through it today. If anyone else wants one, requests close tonight. Let's say midnight EDT, so a little over 10 hours from now.

#tarot shenanigans #sorry my mind's been a little all over the place this weekend #~it's that time~ lmao #so let me just eat lunch and call my mom and then I'll finish up haha #then I am going to go back to the book about minoan art I got myself for my birthday :o

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durisicle · 25 days

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logan's two little hair tufts make him look like a meow meow :)

#deadpool #deadpool 3 #poolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #wolverine #deadclaws #mcu #artists on tumblr #logan was watching adventure time because wade keeps rambling about it lmao

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as-i-watch · 3 months

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Chilchuck is definitely the kind of dad that scared his kids with the boogie man, he has that kind of humor

and probably ended up having them sleep on his bed bc he scared them too much too

#he really stroke a nerve there lmao what an aim #he has done this kind of jokes so much the whole season but this time it feel extra dad #dungeon meshi spoilers #as i watch dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #marcille

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guiltyidealist · 11 days

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new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

#LMAO #wolves #abolish capitalism #guillotine the rich #anticapitalism #leftblr #therian #YouTube #youtube comments #socialism #anarchism #ecology #antiwork #fuck capitalism #eat the rich #all-time hilarity #personal hall of fame

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wasabi-gumdrop · 5 months

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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brown-spider · 1 year

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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

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frownyalfred · 2 months

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thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

#thoughts #I got a massage today and played my favorite game #where the masseuse touches my back for the first time #add to this?#recoils slightly #and asks me immediately what I do for work lmao #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #dick Grayson #robin #nightwing #red hood #Jason todd #Damian wayne #Fic ideas #actually this would be a hilarious outsider pov

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flowersforvax · 2 years

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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

#the wheezing laugh i let out every time i click on vanilla extract #so stupid lmao #shitpost #vanilla extract #tumblr polls #memes #my post highlights #captain's log one hour after posting: 600 notes i am. afraid.#250 #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

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lokh · 5 months

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communication is key 💪

#this posted weird the first time so im doing it again LMAO #i think its cos i had the text editor open for too long? ._.#laishuro #dungeon meshi #nakamoto toshiro #laios touden #delicious in dungeon #art #anyway this is based on that one ask in my laishuro tag

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crowkip · 16 days

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yeehaw, baby!

#if u know me u knew this was inevitable #kon el #conner kent #tim drake #timkon #im gonna ramble after the boring tags ok #dc comics #fanart #western au #superboy #OK !!!! ITS TIME #so kon. obvs is a cowboy here #definitely a bit of a magnet for trouble but not an outlaw #still not the sort of person the son of the drake family's supposed to be talking to but yk kon's gonna try anyway #on tims end it pretty much follows the same events as the comics bc if it aint broke dont fix it #<- in terms of the whole sneaking out at night to do his own secret detective work thing at least #i have a whole silly story for the rest of it but im not gonna get into it all here lmao #but yeah i love cowboys and actual cowboy history vv much so this probably wont be the last u see of this au ദ്ദി ˉ꒳ˉ )✧#for now this post's rlly just for goofing around with design ideas #my art

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seriousturd · 8 months

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#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

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dapper-lil-arts · 4 months

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What if Celestia had Whatsapp 🤣🤣🤣

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ruushes · 2 months

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i'm sure there's a canon timeline but dao is a springtime game to me

#ailill mahariel #leliana #alistair theirin #zevran arainai #morrigan #dragon age #dao #my art #my ocs #probably entirely bc i first played it for the first time in late february/early march but the association is indelible now #there's a certain combination of like weather and temperature that makes me think abt tramping around fereldan trying to stop the blight #this was also supposed to be a springtime post but. well.#i think i posted a wip of this like five months ago lmao 🤦

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corvid-khaos · 11 months

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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’#COMPLETELY unaware #boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu #he’s anything BUT boring #he just doesn’t say shit lmao #fionna and cake #adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #princess bubblegum #cake the cat

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krysmcscience · 20 days

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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lucidpeech · 6 months

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against all odds, we all survived, together.

#old ass wip i finally took the time to finish lmao #does faerun has mops?#also im so rusty at backgrounds man #anyway i love them #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #bg3 rolan #cal #lia #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #rolan bg3

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