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i have still been posting on patreon tho LOL here's the latest loki for your viewing pleasure

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happy pride. heres my incomplete collection of gay batman panels feel free to add

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SUPERNATURAL, 2.19 / BARBIE (2023) 

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This has definitely already been done by now but I don't care I'm excited for this movie

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Gotta keep an eye on that one

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batcat makes my insides go weewoo

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It's Damian's Birthday and everyone is trying to find a suitable present for him.

Tim: How about a pair of swords? Dick: No, he has lots of them. Steph: What about a pet? Dick: He has lots of them, too. Jason: Money? Dick: ... Dick: Seriously? Jason: What? It's Bruce's gift? Dick: No, but Damian is rich like us. Dick: Make some good ideas. Steph: I'm still on pet. Duke: We can give him a parrot. Barbara: Then the parrot will say things like, "I'm a master assassin." or "Heard you have a death wish." Cass: So we'll have an assassin parrot. Dick: Dick: Dick: That's brilliant! Let's do it.

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About 2 months later.

Jason: We so did not see that coming. Barbara: A good kind of surprise. Tim: It's adorable. Steph: And odd. Adorable odd. Cass: Damian's happy. Duke: Yeah, that's enough reason. The parrot (Kinz), sitting on Damian's shoulder and kissing him on the cheek: Mwahhh! I love you, baby. Damian: Love you too, Kinz. Dick: Dick: Dick: That's even more brilliant!!

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I'D LOVE THAT!!!

I love the idea of Tim and Bruce being the two smartest people in batfam; So they occasionally say weird things that only they can understand.

Dick, panicked: OH MY GOD! I asked Kory out. What should I do now? What if she won't like me?

Bruce: Schrödinger's cat.

Dick:

Dick: ...what?

Tim: He's saying you won't findout unless you actually try it and go on a date with her.

Dick: Aww! That's so nice. Thanks, B.

Jason: Who's Schrödinger's cat?

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Tim, with soaked shirt:

Duke: What happened?

Tim: The driving frequency corresponded to the resonance frequency of coffee, therefore the sloshing amplitude reached its maximum.

Duke: Say what again??

Bruce: He spilled his coffee.

Duke:

Duke: ...right.

Jason: Fucking weirdos.

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I look back to the past; But I can't remember when, how, or why I joined the DC fandom. It just... happened. And now I can't get out.

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Bruce went on a solo mission and made it Lois and Clark's responsibility to take care of a 10 year old Dick Grayson; But they got distracted and lost him in a park.

Clark: Where's Dick? Lois: I thought you had him? Clark, panicked: I thought you had him. Lois: We lost the kid... Lois: ... Lois: I'm going to be a terrible mother.

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5 Hours passed but they couldn't find him.

Clark, looks at his phone: Shit! Bruce is calling. Clark, answers and Bruce's face shows up on screen: Heyyyy, B! I was about to call you. We and Dick are having a wonderful time. Bruce, puts Dick on his lap: Think again. Lois: Oh, thank god. How did you find him? Bruce: I got a call from Metropolis PD about 2 hours ago... Lois, snapped: YOU'VE HAD FOUND HIM FOR 2 HOURS NOW AND DIDN'T TRY TO TELL US? Bruce: Yeah, but- Lois: DON'T BUT ME, MISTER! YOU SHOULD KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. Lois, hangs up on Bruce: Clark: You just made this his own fault. Lois: Clark: Clark, hugs Lois: You are going to be a great mother.

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star wars, but it’s just the memes

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

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batman always being like “i need air support because i can’t fly, at all.”

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She really went from anti-villain to anti-hero in her new run and I'm loving it

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“I’m often… committed to… other endeavors.”  “Oh.  Are you, like, committed now?”  “I… well… yes.  I… I’m committed to you.” I’M GONNA CRY FROM EMOTIONS ABOUT BABY DICK UNSURE OF HIS PLACE IN THIS NEW LIFE AND WITH A GUARDIAN WHO DOESN’T SEEM TO SEE HIM AS MORE THAN A SHINY TOY THAT HE’LL EVENTUALLY TIRE OF, WHO DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO WATCH FOOTBALL WITH HIM VERY OFTEN, WHO DOESN’T SEEM TO EVEN LIKE HIM. AND BRUCE SAYS, YES, HE’S BUSY A LOT, BUT THAT HE’S COMMITTED TO THIS, TO DICK, HE’S NOT JUST A TEMPORARY THING.  BRUCE IS SO NEW AT THIS AND SO HALTING, BUT HE GETS THE WORDS OUT, BECAUSE THIS KID NEEDS THEM AND HE’S NOT AN EASY FATHER BUT HE GETS THERE EVENTUALLY ANYWAY I’M GONNA BE ON THE FLOOR CRYING IF ANYONE NEEDS ME.

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Some younger Bruce and Talia tender moments?

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SIBLINGS SIBLINGS SIBLINGS! I LOVE THEM SM