#[ he's a liar ]

[soldier-tf2-america]

Sᴏʟɪᴅᴇʀ.

Dɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ʙʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇᴛ?

Bᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ᴛʜɪs ᴏ̨ᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ

-Ɲ

NEGATORY.

I HAVE NOT KEPT ANY BREAD MONSTERS AS MY "PET".

[c3ntrifuga13qui1ibrium]

Collei laid on Kaveh and Alhaitham’s divan, her nose and throat were sore, but she natural light washing her in a rainbow of color was nice.

Cyno and Tighnari were both busy amd they couldn’t get out of it easily so Kaveh and Alhaitham had imidditaly offered to take her and try to help her recover since she was sick.

The only issue was…she had gotten Kaveh sick in the process.

Uncle? Are you sure your okay taking care of us since you could catch it or something?

Collei asked Alhaitham, before lightly coughing.

Also, you have really, really comfy blankets…

She curled into herself more, fetal position being the most natural.

-@the-most-beloved-colleiflower

Alhaitham sighed, almost content in a way, as he tucked the blanket around Collei tighter. He rested a hand on her forehead as she curled up, holding her close with a comforting smile.

Don't worry about it, Collei, I'll be fine. I don't typically get sick anyway...

[asillyboivoid]

Honestly, I feel like the attempted assassination on Trump was set up by him╮(´-ω-｀)╭

[bakingcakeroll]

cosmo and sprout congrats on being gay -🌘

- @2-toons-2-twists

" WH-- I mean-- I came out as gay a few days ago and Sprout uh.. Has also opened up too but.. " " For each other?? We're not GAY for EACH OTHER !! We're just best friends, Astro !! "

[on-the-edge-of-dune]

Dear followers, regarding your suggestion on Suna celebrating New Year's with fireworks, despite me telling you repeatedly it is not a good idea, the council decided to proceed with the idea, even though they should definitely know better considering their old age. As I feared, their memory might be collectively going downhill faster than the yesterday's catastrophic events.

When the first fun rocket burst across the sky, people simply... well, lost their shit.

As a nation we are still traumatised by the war, and as I previously attempted to explain to all of you, we fear the boom-booms. As a country created for war, it is in our blood to fear the boom-booms.

Therapists are booked full since yesterday. Nobody slept. Some kids are still missing, and few elderly people perished due to heart failures.

It was truly a great loss, and AGAIN despite me TELLING YOU SO, I shall take the blame for the fiasco which will surely be spoken about in history books.

That's my fucking legacy now. So, thanks. You assholes.

[suggestingsuggestions]

The story of our love is a coroner's report. An argument about whether tragedy lies in the inevitable or the avoidable, the it was always going to be or the it didn't have to end this way.

Forgive me for squinting a bit too closely at the idea of second chances, then. For once I'm not much like a wary dog, once bitten and twice shy - I just don't know that it's worth the heartache.

How do you know you won't make the same mistakes? Or even worse ones? No, I'm simply not sold on the concept. I will make my bed and lie in it, an effort offered just once and then satisfied with the result. Some things you will simply never be able to change. Even Lazarus, god-touched, died in the end.

DO NOT RESUSCITATE // 0097

[js589]

Here's the final quote preview from Roz & Jack's take on The Creeping Shadow, chapter 8 (The Family We've Found):

"It's not the bonfire I'd like to be sitting in front of on a summer evening, but I suppose it'll do." —Kipps

Yes, even Kipps gets a line! As usual, he's quite droll about it.

Chapter 1 will be posted on AO3 tomorrow! See you then!

[tschulijulesjulie]

dancing to Mean in your kitchen and relating it to the Regent from Laurents perspective is kinda self care

[woobble42069]

q!badboyhalo is like kokichi ouma

[therelentless]

guillermo;; i wouldn't kill you. nandor;; i would.

[trcvis]

does your muse like being hugged?

"I would rather die."

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[akkpipitphattana]

i’ll never understand people who can’t make fun of their faves a little. like yes i love this character and would defend them to my grave but also they’re stupid sometimes and they do dumb things and imma make fun of them for it

[lukas-dark-miracles]

What's something you really want to get off of your chest?

Why do you all seem to think I need to confess something?

I am perfectly fine.

[twisting-in-wonderland]

why does he meow?

[fanaticalthings]

I really like the idea of the bat kids designating Dick and Jason's apartments as sibling gathering spots but for opposite reasons.

Sibling needs some comfort? Some eldest daughter advice? A shoulder to cry on or just a lil getaway spot from the chaos of Gotham? Dick's apartment is perfect.

But if a batkid wants to complain, maybe wants to talk shit about Bruce, or maybe even wants to discuss a lil felony in a judgement free zone? Jason's place it is.

And I like to imagine that while Dick readily keeps his doors open and reminds anyone that they can drop by anytime, it's the opposite for Jason.

Dude's got his place riddled with traps and locked up to the high heavens. He makes it obvious he doesn't want visitors, and vaguely insinuates that there are bombs rigged somewhere in his apartment so there's a always a 50/50 chance you might get blown up if he's feeling particularly bitchy one day.

But does that stop his siblings? Absolutely not. Unlike Dick (who assigns himself as the guiding older brother), Jason has been forcefully labelled as the older sibling you go to if you need to complain and stir up havoc. The hundreds of traps in his place mean nothing. And it's worse because Jason is never prepared for when someone drops in.

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[Jason, 3 hours into his sleep, blearily waking up to a weight on his chest at 4am]:

[Damian, perched atop him, eyes dead-centre locked onto Jason without blinking]: Hello, Todd-stop screaming it is unbecoming-I just came to tell you that father won't allow me to adopt another stray I found on patrol.

Jason, half-asleep and like 70% sure he's hallucinating: Wha-

Damian: I need you to blow up his car.

Jason:

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[Jason, arriving home after a 6 hour patrol, exhausted out of his mind, turning on the lights]:

[Stephanie, previously baking brownies in the pitch black darkness before Jason arrived]: Oh hey! Just thought I'd drop by, y'know, for fun.

Jason: Bruce yelled at you again.

Stephanie: Bruce yelled at me again.

And yes, while most of the time, it ends up as wholesome sibling bonding, sometimes the other batkids just feel like inconveniencing Jason just whenever, because what are siblings for?

[Jason waking up and seeing all of his traps and security systems disarmed and very deliberately broken in a way where he'll have to replace all of them instead of being able to reactivate them]:

[Jason, immediately dialing his phone angrily]: Tim, I swear to GOD-

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[Jason giving himself a rest-day and cooking some meals]:

[Dick somersaulting in through the open window unannounced (he missed his brother)]: Whatcha up to, littlewing? :>

Jason: GET OUT-

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[Jason casually reading a book, feeling a sudden chill up his spine]:

[Cassandra standing in the corner without so much as an exhale, watching Jason intensely. Who knows how long she's been there]:

Jason: Are you here to kill me

Cass:

Jason: Just make it quick.