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Oh em gee..
Fanart for @frenchiefieart
#pure vanilla cookie#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#crk#shadowvanilla#cookie run#fanart#art#my art#pureshadow#lowkey the server's fault I couldn't stop thinking about them.#Shadowvanilla brainrot😂#Apples..#vanilla milkshake
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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
#ok to rb#music#ipod#spotify#only apple product ive ever genuinely liked was the ipod#i had an ipod classic i bought off trademe that someone had put a higher capacity harddrive in#think it was like 320GB or something#i loved that thing#mywriting
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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??
#anyway. boomer ass comic#we're just pen and ink scribbles navigating an environment built for hdtv and gradients and vectors#i was not meant to be seen in such detail#actually if this was really a boomer comic the season 20 rabbit would be like vaping and using apple pay#and the cashier would be on their phone scrolling tinder#kiwi arts#comics
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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens
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owls + apples 🍎
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Happy annual Dracula Paprika Discourse Day to those who celebrate!
#also gonna throw a golden apple in and proclaim: “Jonathan never actually used the word spicy”#dracula daily#paprika discourse#i reaearched the history of hungarian pepper cultivation and agricultural industrialization for this post#you bitches better zoom in on my meticulously researched paprika facts
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happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode
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More high lesbian antics involving food
#i was making hot apple cider if anyone cares#my art#artists on tumblr#lgbt art#comic#lgbt comic#i love my wife she really struggles with cooking while stoned
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
#i never feel closer to medieval peasants than when i eat a meal of apple and cheese#(<- revised gluten free version (used to be cheese and bread))#the nuts are a recent addition but still very medieval feeling#and dried fruits???? oh babey now that's not just an after dinner snack that's a whole entire meal
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not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home
#coquette#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#lana del rey#tumblrina#hell is a teenage girl#dollette#girlblogger#lizzy grant#femcel#tumblr girls#esoteric#farmers daughter#girl interrupted syndome#fiona apple#just girly things#pinterest#girlhood#female hysteria#cinnamon girl#angel#mojavedoll
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Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it
#severance apple tv#severance#severance s2#severance s2 spoilers#mark scout#lumon industries#severance meme#severance season two#severance spoilers
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A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.
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“Through the Ages”
#the apple doesn’t fall far lol#my art#dc#dc fanart#dc comics#damian wayne#robin v#jon kent#superboy#tim drake#robin iii#red robin#dc robin#conner kent#kon el#batfam#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superfam#supersons#yj98#I suppose I should tag the ships too#damijon#timkon#superbat
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#female manipulator#dollette#alana champion#fiona apple#waif#girlblogger#girlboss#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#whisper app#lana del rey#girl interrupted#female hysteria#cinnamon girl#femcel#girlblog#girl interupted syndrome#girlblogging#lizzy grant#dollette aesthetic#manic pixie dream girl#waifspo#hyper feminine#coqeutte#it girl#lana del rey aka lizzy grant#locally hated#black swan#female rage#xmiasaturn
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