Just my Random thoughts today:
Me: “You know who thick asF”
Also Me: “a lot of mfers thick asf,”
“gimme a hint”
Me again: “He sits down for 90% of the time on one of his jobs”
“That's like 5 hints in one”
Back to me: “You gotta be talking about Keith Lee thick ass”
“Yooo that King 👑 is stacked asf”
Once more to me: “I wanna know bro glute routine”
Filthy me (jumps in): “I just wanna..”
Strict me (with the interception): “STOP 🚫 You a Bottom”
🤣💀🤣
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Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin Humps his sheets unknowingly when he dreams about you.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin swore off dating when working as a sorcerer until you came into his life.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin asks you out politely, despite the fear of being incompetent due to his lack of not only sexual relationships but emotional ones too.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin would offer to make you dinner at his place, and drink wine on his couch by the fire place.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin is absolutely mortified when he cums in his pants after you kissed him for the first time.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin is comforted by the way you treat him the exact same after he explains his lack of physical and emotional experience.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin finds himself pinning you to the couch and kissing you harder, keeping you down with his hips and making sure your legs are wrapped around him as he does so.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin doesn’t even care that his already stained pants seem to be getting worse as he rubs into you because you are letting out the sweetest moans for him.
Nanami the 35 Year old Virgin would beg you breathlessly between wet hot kisses and needily to teach him.
Teach him how to be your perfect lover in more ways than one.
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This took way too fucking long but I need everyone to be on the same page that Sanji gets absolutely no fucking play
bonus
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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Straw Hat Redraws! 👒🏴☠️
It's not much, but I've been slowly trying to get back into drawing & figuring how to draw this silly bunch has been really relaxing! :')
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