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Bruce and Jason, who accidentally fix their relationship in a relative secret and distance from the rest of the family (Alfred excluded, of course), and decide to keep this fact as a secret from the rest of the family, just for fun. Because, let's be honest, Bruce is no less a brat than Jason is, he is just better at hiding it the older he gets.
Dick, sighing: Listen, I am about to invite Jason to this family dinner. And I don't care if you want it or not! And if you try to sabotage this day by your moral code lectures, I'll have a word with you! Bruce, indifferent, while messaging Jason at the same time: Mhm.
(On the other part of Manor) Tim: Honestly, I am not giving you a choice here. You will come to this dinner, Jason. Just... just ignore Bruce, alright? Jason, dramatically huffing, while liking Bruce's messages: Yeah, yeah, WHATEVER! Alfred: ...My circus. My monkey. I shall stay collected, nevertheless.
Damian: Father had been disappearing after patrols lately. I can't track him... What do we think is going on? Is he found himself a new child he plans to adopt soon? We can't get another sibling. Tim: Relax. He is probably into a new woman. Or a man. Whatever. Dick, worried: Guys, what if it is another villain or rogue? Jason, with whom Bruce spends time after patrol by munching fast food on the skirts of town: ...Lol Damian: That's not funny, Todd. Barbara, who knows everything: ...It is funny. Dick: Babs!
Tim: You know, Jason had been surprisingly chill lately. I knew he was doing better, but he stopped avoiding Manor that much. Bruce, arching his eyebrows: Alright? Tim: Do you think... maybe you two can finally talk? And fix your mess? Bruce, who just came to the cave after reading session with Jason, hiding his smile behind a sad face: I don't know, chump. It is complicated.
Dick, calling Jason randomly: Urgh, B is such a bitch! Jason, gasping: Right? Tell me about it! Bruce, sighing from his side of the couch as Jason puts The Crown show on his television: ...
#how others find out then?#Bruce and Jason get drunk together#and return to the Manor absolutely shit-faced#giggling and stuff#everyone is confused#they start spilling secrets themselves#the rest of the family doesn't know what to say#they are happy of course but What The Fuck#Cass and Barbara shrug... kinda everyone's fault that they didn't clock them themselves#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#damian wayne#tim drake#barbara gordon#alfred pennyworth#the second time i am writing some comfort for these two losing dogs i bet on in the span of a day.... what is going on...
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jon, faking his age, newly promoted: i am doing such a good job at being the rational and steely academic
absolutely everyone in the archives: who is this 28 year old baby duckling and why is he already graying
#sasha clocked his shit right away#s1 archival crew you’ll always be famous#tma is a workplace comedy#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives#sasha james#timothy stoker#martin blackwood#jon posting
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pre-tfc , extra content :

the raven king, chapter eight :

the king's men, chapter ten :

the king's men, chapter seventeen :

kandrew [ w/ neil ] + the 2 year quest
#kevin had a glorious day : got drunk. new tattoo. banger dialogues#made sober andrew smile#was the reason for andreil making out tha night#and ofc this bit of andrew#mfer stood by his words and dragged minyard to the finish line#he clocked that potential and said Andrew's worth his shit and#fast foward to years later these three are bagging the olympic medals#he said it and he did it#As he should go off queen#andrew minyard#kevin day#kandrew#aftg#all for the game#im also running on no sleep so bear with my nonsensical thoughts and posts tyvm#quinn quips#kandreil#1 and k
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im CRYINGNG
#deltarune spoilers#soriel#what do you meeeeaaaan they get together to drink wine/ketchup tobyy#the fact that this is a spoiler is crazy what the hell- sure#haha sans you're banging my mom#toby sneaks in a little soriel in every chapter so far-#but i still lose my shit each and every time TOBY WHAT IS THIIIS#ILL NEVER GET USED TO IT#just like that winter clock- with the mini pizzas!!
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i’m begging some of you to allow female characters be in their 30’s lol you’re all very feminist and progressive until it comes to letting female characters be out of their 20’s and falling in love and experiencing new things and still being considered young. god forbid.
#do you guys think the clock turns 12 on your 29th birthday and POOF you turn into a pumpkin?#annoying as all hell you’re brainwashed#and i won’t be told otherwise because you’re all feral for every man over 30#men over 30 are literally praised daily oscillating between being infantilized and acting as some Knight in Shining Armor#meanwhile you all are upholding all the shit those misogynistic incel podcast pricks talk about when they say women lose value as they age#look in a mirror babe
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“Alienate.” Flo mutters, the first thing Phil Callahan hears when he enters the station. “No, that's eight letters. Darn.”
“How’s the crossword, Miss Flo?” He asks, as he always asks, every morning.
It’s part of a little routine he’s established with their doting receptionist, partly out of boredom, mostly because she sometimes asks him for help.
If there’s one thing Phil enjoys doing, it’s helping.
(It’s why he became a cop, after all.)
“Hi, hun. I’m stuck.” Flo responds, staring down at the New York Times spread out before her.
It’s a quiet Friday morning and a quick glance at the open and dark-empty office of the Chief says the man’s not in yet, and so Callahan rounds the big wooden desk to stare at the puzzle over Flo’s shoulder.
“Which one?” He asks, seeing most of it’s already been filled out.
Flo jabs a finger at the offending clue, her nails painted a light pastel blue. “Pushed away through inattention.” She reads dutifully, then traces her finger to the blank section of the crossword, tapping at it. “Nine letter word.”
Phil cocks his head, thinks it through.
“It wasn’t alienate.” Flo says, non-helpfully.
“Ignored?” Phil tries.
“That’s seven letters.”
They both stare down at the puzzle, the black and white squares taunting them.
“Neglected.” Phil says suddenly, triumphant. “It has to be neglected--the word has to end with a D to make sense in the puzzle. See?”
One of two words that crosses over with their missing piece is ‘abandoned’, which fits nicely with the apparently gloomy theme of today’s crossword.
“Doesn’t work with the other word that goes through it though.” Flo points out, defeating the proud little glow that had been building in Phil’s head.
The other bisecting word is ‘isolated’, making him wonder if the puzzlemaker is in the middle of a rough divorce.
(Or maybe just a rough day, and he’s the one projecting…)
“Well, hell.” Phil grumbles, staring down at it.
“Try estranged!” Powell calls as he passes by with a mug full of coffee.
Flo carefully pencils in ‘estranged’ and makes a pleased noise when it fits.
“Thank you, hun!” She calls, and Phil huffs at himself for not seeing it, but also refuses to let Powell’s one upping ruin his day.
The man himself offers their receptionist a smile, before tossing a casual reprimand Phil’s way.
“Callahan, get to work, would you?”
“Yeah, yeah, smartypants.” He says, going to fetch his own cup of coffee. “Save the bitching for the Chief.”
Powell rolls his eyes at him, and Callahan makes a face back, and the two of them go on to have a very boring, small town cop sort of day--right until a legitimate call finally comes in.
Well.
Sort of.
“The Harrington residence is having a too-loud party again.” Hopper says, having finally shown up sometime between nine and noon. “Drunk teenagers are throwing up in people’s lawns.”
“It’s not even dark yet.” Powell mutters, staring at the clock as if he couldn’t imagine a party taking place before 8 pm.
“Teenagers don’t care about that shit, that’s why they’re getting the cops called on them.” Hopper snips back. He’d been in a mood all day, and not the fun, jolly kind.
“Come on Callahan, let’s go remind Harrington Jr. that it’s his daddy that owns this department, not him.”
“I wish you wouldn’t joke about that.” Phil says as he follows Hopper out the door, waving goodbye to Flo as he goes. “People are going to think you’re serious.”
(Sometimes, Phil thinks as he swings into the patrol truck, that Hopper is serious.
That they are being paid to look the other way.
Then he takes a sip of their god-awful coffee and hears Hopper’s ancient truck cough to life, and figures, if anyone was getting cash here, there would at least be evidence of it.)
xXx
Harrington Jr.’s party isn’t quite the chaotic disaster it was made out to be, though there are a handful of tipsy teenagers stumbling around the lawn.
“One of these idiots is going to drown in that damn pool someday.” Hopper complains through gritted teeth as he storms up the driveway, kids scrambling into action the second they spot him.
One loudly screams; “Cops!” and the rest of them scatter, running in so many directions it makes Phil’s head spin. He briefly moves as if to give chase before deciding there’s simply too many to bother.
(Knows that it’s unlikely they’ll arrest anyone but Harrington tonight, anyway.)
“If the right kid bites it, Dick Harrington might even have to come deal with it personally.” Over his shoulder Hopper tosses Phil a shark’s smile, barging up the porch to bang hard on one of the two front doors. “Wouldn’t that be a sight to see?”
“No, not really.” Phil says, because he’s thinking about dead teenagers in pools.
“Also I don’t think Richard likes to be called Dick.” He adds cautiously, just in case the man himself happens to be home.
It’s unlikely, doubly so given all the drunk minors, but that just means Phil isn’t surprised when it’s not the Vice President of Indiana Corporate Consulting, LLC that opens the door but his son, Steve.
“Officers.” The kid drawls, shirtless in swim trunks, not a single strand of his perfectly styled hair out of place. “What can I do for you?”
He leans casually in the doorway, as another kid screams out a warning inside.
“You can cut the shit.” Hopper says. “You know the drill. Turn around and put your hands behind your back.”
Harrington does neither of those things, instead tilting his head and making a face like he just smelled something foul.
“I’m not drunk. And anyone who is drunk brought it without telling me. You should go arrest them.” Steve jams a thumb over his shoulder, pointing at the rapidly emptying house.
Then he smirks at both of them, every inch the newly crowned King the kids insist on calling him.
“You think your old man is gonna believe that?” Hopper snarls, infuriated. He never was one that dealt well with teenagers. Or at least, these kinds (and that damn Munson kid, who just loved stealing everybodies lawn flamingos.)
“I think you’ll find ‘my old man’,” Steve mockinly mimics, “doesn’t care.”
“He will when the neighbors start calling.” Hopper tosses back as Phil pushes past Harrrington Jr. to begin the process of trying to wrangle drunk teenages. “That’s Janet Wilkinson’s prized hydrangeas Hagan’s been throwing up in. You wanna see what happens when she talks to your mother?”
“She has to get a hold of my mother to talk to her.” Steves snarks, instead of pulling out his usual charm. “Why do you think she called you instead?”
This isn’t Phil’s first call to the house, but it is the first time Harrington Jr. has been this combative. It’s new, but not exactly unexpected.
Not when Steve Harrington has been hurtling towards this ever since he started hosting parties.
“You think your parents won’t care when I call them?”
“Well they haven’t before, so--”
Phil rolls his eyes as the kid and Hopper trade more barbs, the adult’s growing sharper and sharper as Steve makes a couple of arguments about being held accountable for other people’s actions (and something else about unreasonably high standards and making his own bail.)
Let's them argue it out as he quickly realizes he will definitely not be catching teenagers, and pivots to scanning for too-drunk stragglers in need of help.
“Keep running your mouth, Harrington, and I’ll let you cool your heels overnight in a jail cell. That what you want?”
“You already did that, remember? Swore you’d never do it again because I was too annoying.”
“You can’t annoy me if I’m not the one there watching you--”
Phil tunes out the rising voices, his attention snagging on something else.
The Harringtons’ entryway was sparse, and the rooms beyond weren’t much better. The whole house had the sterile feel of a museum; untouched and unlived in.
Not even a swarm of teenagers had managed to leave much of a mark. Or at least, not in these few rooms, anyway.
Which is what makes the scraggly note stand out.
It’s taped to the wall right above the phone, but slightly askew, like it’d been thought of last-minute. A little crumpled, like someone half-heartedly tried to peel it off before giving up and pressing it back down.
‘Who puts a phone in the entryway?’ Phil wonders, but then, it is the Harrington’s.
Maybe they need it to find each other in this huge fucking house.
He leans in to read the note, spotting the bold letters at the bottom informing everyone the entire notepad had been custom ordered for RICHARD HARRINGTON, VP.
‘Darling,’ beautiful cursive starts, at odds with the footnote, ‘Sorry that we couldn’t get a hold of you. Your father had a business opportunity, you know how important those are. I’ll send you a postcard. Take care of the house, remember that Martha is coming on Wednesdays now to get the dry cleaning. Do something fun for your birthday!’
It’s signed XOXO, Muffin.
Muffin is, of course, Richard Harrington’s wife, and also a walking punchline. Or at least she is when people aren’t tripping over themselves to stay on her good side.
Weird that she signed it as such instead of with ‘Mom’, but then Muffin always has been a bit…much.
More importantly (besides the fact that they skipped out on their own kids birthday) is the date at the top, which says the note was left Tuesday, March 17th.
It’s currently the middle of May.
Flo’s crossword springs to mind, each guessed word clicking into place beside Steve’s own, still warm, spoken just moments ago.
Abandoned, and ‘She has to get a hold of my mother to talk to her.’
Ignored and ‘I think you’ll find my old man doesn’t care.’
A cold realization sweeps through Phil, as he recalls the things they’ve all heard other kids say about Steve.
No parents.
Big house.
Always down for a good time.
(‘Neglect is the failure to give somebody proper care or attention.’ Powell had argued on their lunch break, as Phil complained that ‘neglected’ fit the stupid crossword better than ‘estranged’ had.
“Estranged works because it’s when you’re not really talking to someone. Hence the pushing away part. They’re different. Similar! But different.”
“That’s dumb.” Phil argued back.
“You’re dumb.” Powell replied, then laughed when Phil gasped in mock offense. “It’s why you’re getting taken to the cleaners in your divorce!”
“Hey man, come on, too far!”
“Sorry, sorry--” )
All cop’s develop intuition, even the small town ones, and Phil’s kicks in as he stares at the note.
Neglected might be a hard sell for a fifteen year old that drives a BMW, but estranged definitely fits the bill.
(He’s pretty sure neglect does fit the fucking bill no matter how much money the kids parents have, but he’s been on the force long enough to know how these things go.)
He turns on his heel and marches over, sticking himself right in between his boss and the only remaining teenager.
“Where are your parents at, again?” He asks, right over whatever point Hopper was butchering.
“What?” Steve and Hopper both say, before giving the other a look for it.
“Do you know where your parents are at?” Phil asks again, switching up the wording a little just like they’d taught him in the academy.
“Uh…No?” Steve says, seeming too startled to lie. “You’d have to call dad’s receptionist.”
“Okay. And when are they coming back?”
This time Steve tosses a look at Hopper, like Phil’s the one being weird here.
“When they get back.” He says, and it’s like he’s trying to still sound tough, to put forth that King persona, but is fumbling a little now that it’s not Hopper who's asking the questions.
“So you have no idea, at all.” He clarifies, and feels his stomach sink a little.
“I mean, I could also call dad’s receptionist.” Steve says, like that makes it better.
“Whose in charge of you while they’re gone?” And yes he knows it’s a stupid question, knows that Steve is fifteen (he thinks, anyway) and is perfectly old enough
“...I am.” Steve says, right over Hopper’s annoyed; “What the hell, Callahan.”
“Chief, can I talk to you?” He says, turning to face his boss.
Hopper stares back at him in disbelief, before making a show of summoning the last of his patience with a loud sigh.
“You.” He points at Steve. “Sit. Stay.”
“Want me to shake too?” Harrington Jr calls out in an attempt to recover, but Phil’s got a hand on Hopper’s elbow and is dragging the older man away before he can get sucked back in.
“You better have found something good Callahan.” Hopper warns, as Phil snatches the note on the wall as they pass by.
“Hopper,” Phil says quietly, leaning in as he pulls Hopper all the way into the kitchen, kicking empty solo cups as he goes. “I don’t think his parents have been home in a while.”
He shoves the note in the Chief’s face.
“No shit, kid.” Hopper spits, and the nickname sits badly, now that Phil’s heard it spat at Steve the same way.
(Hopper doesn’t mean it, Phil knows he doesn’t.
Hopper’s the best boss Phil’s ever had. The guy’s just a little rough sometimes, gets lost in the little things and needs to be brought back down.
‘He’s got a lot going on, hun, but we’ll get him there.’ Flo says when he’s been really mean, and Phil knows they will, he’s seen it himself, but sometimes he wishes whatever the Chief was healing from would let him go a little faster.)
He grabs the note, eyes scanning over it, and Phil talks a little faster.
“No, I mean, look at the date, Chief. They’ve been gone for months.”
Hopper looks up from the note and gives him the world’s flattest state. “So?”
Phil gapes a little at him. “Isn’t that abandonment?”
In response, Hopper simply steps more into the kitchen, then throws open a door next to the stove. Reveals a huge, walk-in pantry, piled high with all kinds of food.
Stands next to it like it’s a party trick he just unveiled.
“Given the lights are on and that fancy little car of his seems to have gas, I’d say they’re providing for the kid just fine.” He says crossly.
Which isn’t wrong exactly, but it’s not right either.
“Yeah,” Phil protests, “but--”
“Trust me, things could be a lot worse.” Hopper cuts him off. “Save all the pity for someone who actually needs it, and not a kid whose parents’ lawyers will cut both our balls off for even suggesting they don’t care about their kid.”
“Harsh, Chief.” Phil mutters, stung. There’s a small, growing voice in his head that says Steve Harrington does kind of need someone.
That a kid, even one as old as Steve is, shouldn’t be left like this.
“Life’s harsh. Now unless you’re volunteering to watch the kid all night in a cell, I say we call the brat’s parents and this time, we’re gonna hit them with a citation when they get home. See if they ignore that.”
“Please do!” Steve calls loudly, from where he’s still seated on the couch. “It’ll be funny, trust me.”
Hopper goes to pinch the bridge of his nose, before glancing sideways at the island counter covered in solo cups and bottles.
Changes course to pluck an unopened whiskey bottle from the pile, tucking it under his arm.
Storms back out to whatever the Harrington’s call the room Steve’s in, pausing only to stop in front of him.
“Hey.” Steve says, spotting the bottle.
Hopper holds it out. “Oh, I’m sorry, is this yours?”
Steve’s mouth opens, before he catches Callahan’s shaking head. Thinks better of it, and slams it back closed.
Grumbles; “No, sir.”
“Oh it’s sir now, is it?” Hopper says with a snort. “Since you’re so good at eavesdropping, you already know what I’m going to do. Congratulations Harrington, you get out of jail tonight, but,”
He leans forward, putting himself almost nose to nose with the surely teenager, “I will be making sure that this time, your parents pay attention.”
Quick as a shot he’s up and out the door, slamming it close behind him like he forgot Phil was there.
“Good luck!” Steve shouts after him, but it’s clear even he thinks the Chief won their little sparring match.
“Have your parents really been gone since March?” Phil says when the coast is clear, and watches Steve blink at him like he hadn’t realized the younger officer was still there.
“Yeah.” Steve says with a shrug, like it’s not a big deal. “Every kid’s dream.”
It’s not. Even Phil can tell from the way Steve’s face looks just then, that he knows it’s not.
He doesn’t know what exactly posses him, but the next words out of his mouth are; “You ever get too lonely here, you can stay with me.”
“What?” Steve says, eyes snapping right to Phil’s face like he misheard him.
He’s embarrassed for two entire seconds before deciding, fuck it.
He already offered, he’s not taking it back.
“It’s a big house, kid. You shouldn’t be alone for that long.” Phil thinks about his impending divorce. On the emptiness of the house, with his soon to be ex wife long gone. How that eats at him, sometimes. Adds; “No one should be.”
Harrington Jr. stares at him like he’s lost his mind. “Whatever.” He scoffs, but it’s not quite the waspish tone he’d used before.
“You ever need help either, you call me.” Phil says, because that seems important to say too.
He points up at one of the chandeliers hanging from the ceiling, impossibly high over both their heads. “Even if it’s just to hold a ladder to change one of those lightbulbs.”
Steve’s eyes go up with him then back down, like he’s still not sure this isn’t a joke being played on him.
“I mean it.” Phil says, right as one of the front doors whips back open. Reaches into the pocket of his uniform, and pulls out his card. “You need me, you call.”
“Callahan!” Hopper bellows, and Phil calls out a loud; “Coming!” before making eye contact with Steve once more.
“Take it.” He says, holding out the card, and hopes he sounds like a proper adult when he does.
(Phil often does not feel like an adult, least of which because he’s the youngest in the department by two decades, nevermind the failed marriage.)
“Okay.” Steve says dismissively, but he reaches out.
Takes the card.
It feels like a victory and Phil lets it be one as he leaves the Harrington residence and Steve behind with it. Feels the rot of that be soothed by the fact he at least did something.
(Also see’s Hopper didn’t wait for him, but is instead sitting in the driver’s seat of the truck.
Knows his boss is gonna be pissed at him, but faces the noose anyway.)
“Puppies are expensive.” The Chief tells him darkly, the second Phil opens the door. “And they shit all over the floor.”
“What?” He asks, not always used to his bosses nonsensical ramblings.
He eyes the thermos the Chief’s holding, and wonders if already dumped the whiskey he stole in it.
They all thought the Chief had been getting better, but maybe not…
“Puppies,” Hopper stressed, jamming the hand holding the thermos in Phil’s face (no liquor smell, thank God.) “who have very rich owners, are typically well cared for, even if their idea of care and your idea are different.”
Phil’s face contorts in confusion, eyes following Hopper’s finger pointed middle finger to the fading tail lights of Steve’s BMW.
It takes him a second, but he gets there.
“Steve isn’t a puppy.” He says instantly offended, because teenagers and puppies are very, very different, thanks, and yes okay, he knows it’s a metaphor, but it’s a stupid one.
“Acts like one.” Hopper says, before taking a noisy sip of the thermos.
“He really doesn’t?”
Phil wants to say he complains right back at his boss, but really it comes out as more of a question--because Steve Harrington has never acted like a dog. The kid’s not clingy, or whiny or even loud.
He’s a kid, sure, a teenager that’s obnoxious, but aren’t all teenagers that way, by default?
Phil’s mother certainly said so, though she’d been teasing about it.
(She also said something about how kids who can’t get what they need the right way, will revert to trying out the wrong ways instead.)
“Whatever. Just don’t come running to me when you get too close and Mommy and Daddy show up to remind you it’s none of your business.”
Hopper starts the cruiser, expecting that to be that.
And normally it would be. Phil would leave it alone, even if he disagreed, but today he finds he can’t.
Not when the words from Flo’s crossword are still haunting his head, ‘abandoned’ and ‘neglected’ and ‘pushed away’ lighting up like little warning signs, all pointing towards one very sad kid.
“If they come back.” He finds himself saying.
“Oh, they always come back.” Hopper snorts right back. “Just not when any of us ever want them too.”
Phil doesn’t like that answer, but this time he does leave it alone.
Figures the best he can do for Steve is what he already did. Let him know he saw him. Let him know he understood.
If Steve needs someone, he now knows Phil will come.
He won’t let anyone make him feel bad for offering that, either, because this is the exact thing he signed up to do, when he became a cop.
Even if Harrington never reaches out to him, at least Phil can say he did something. At least he can live with himself.
xXx
Weeks go by.
A month.
Two months and more.
By a year Phil has kind of forgotten about his promise to Steve Harrington, and by the time the Chief has gotten them all involved in some kind of--poisoned pumpkin patch problem, he’s too caught up in trying to figure out what the hell is going on in Hawkins to really think about it.
That is, until the kid himself shows up on his doorstep, with a black eye and a hand hugging his ribs.
Which would be concerning on its own, but it’s worse given that known lawn flamingo thief and constant pain in the police department’s ass, Eddie Munson, is right there with him.
“Hi Officer Callahan.” Munson says, and he, Phil quickly realizes, looks perfectly fine, despite clearly being the only reason Steve seven on his feet. “Uh…Harrington said I should take him here?”
He does not sound certain, and frankly, looks two seconds from bolting.
Given how much Steve is bleeding on him, Phil can’t blame him for it.
“What the hell.” He says, shocked and loose tongued for it. “Did you two get in a fight!?”
“No!” Munson yelps, then immediately stills when the act of it jostles Steve. “I found him like this. He was fucking trying to drive and was weaving all over the place--I got him to stop, and get in my van, but the only thing he’ll say is that I needed to bring him to you!”
Like it wasn’t bad enough the chief had been out of contact all night or that there had been weird people swarming all over town, nevermind all those damn phone calls about loose dogs and--
“You said.” Steve interrupts Phil’s spiraling thoughts, voice sounding oddly strangled, and he'd pay more attention to that if he wasn’t finding new and concerning injuries every second he looked.
“You said I could go to you, for help. If I needed it. Cause Hopper--Hopper’s busy,” Steve’s slurring, Phil realizes and oh god a lot of that blood is on his head, “An’ I didn’t want the kids to worry, but I think…i was wrong, I don’t--I think I’m…I don’t wanna be ‘lone--”
“Okay, okay.” Phil reaches out, tries to take Steve’s weight off of Munson. “Get in here. You too, Munson.”
Expects the latter to protest and is a little surprised to watch as the kid instead helps Steve hobble inside.
“Put him on the couch while I get my first aid kit.” Phil orders, trying not to panic and failing. He has first aid training--more than, actually, because he took it as an elective back when he thought he was going to go to medical school, but that was years ago and Steve looks like he went head first through a blender.
‘Stabilize him now, panic later.’ He orders himself, as Munson settles both of them down on the couch.
“Am I dying?” Steve asks vaguely, to Munson’s increasingly panicked face.
“Nope.” Phil says, voice as firm as he can make it. “Not today.”
He comes over, looking over Steve once again
“You staying Munson?” He asks, more an out for the kid than anything else.
Watches as the older teen clocks that for what it is.
See’s Steve unintentionally lean into his chest, breathing a little weird.
“No man, you’re going to need an extra hand.” Eddie says. “I’m staying right here.”
“Me too.” Steve slurs nonsensically.
“What the hell, me too.” Phil says, just to lighten the mood a little.
Then he drops to his knees and goes about stabilizing Steve.
(At some point Munson decides to help tell his latest flamingo heist story. Phil let him, even if no one had realized he’d pulled off another one again.
He got Steve to laugh, so Phil figures it was worth it, at least. )
Part Two
#I blame all the callahan stuff going around for this#it bit me#Stranger things#phil callahan#Steve Harrington#King Steve vs Phil of all people clocking that he's being neglected#also its the 80s so dumping your teenage kid for months was more uh#normal#and less What The Fuck worthy even for the cops#Phil does NOT agree#some pre steddie here if you squint#and an alt S2 meeting#Eddie absolutely steals lawn flamingos#he stages wars with them#Hoppers kind of shitty here but Hopper has also been dealing with a lot#he would have put Steves ass in a hospital if he had clocked Steve was that bad off in S2#0o0 fanfics#in which Phill Callahan of all people#adopts steve harrington#beat to shit Steve harrington#my favorite tag
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Gotham's newest Crime Lord - part 4
Part 3 | Masterpost
Danny wasn't expecting for Red Hood to corner him. He would be lying when he says he wasn't panicking. First of all, they had quite literally strung up the bodies of prominent figures of the court of owls in very public places, then proceeded to order Technus to spread information about the court and their wrong doings.
The next step of the plan had been to publish a list of names—members of the court. Rich fruitloops that they were going to rely on the public to destroy. If the public and the GCPD couldn't do it, Danny had his ways to do so. Hauntings usually drove people mad if done a certain way.
But nevermind that!
His heart was practically trying to escape his chest—not that it was beating but it was there, in spirit (ha). He just wanted to see if little Emily and her sister were being fed by their mom and check if he needed to whisk the kids away and have them reside in one of their headquarters. Dan was more than willing to convert one of their facilities into a safehouse for children. Jeremy and some others were the ones who usually dealt with the house—others being parents are older siblings who got into crime for their family's.
"Phantom."
"Hood."
AAAAHH! The hot revenant really was looking for me! Thankfully, none of his siblings were there to witness how Danny was silently punching the air in absolute joy. Fuck yeah! Hot Crime Lord!
"Lemme guess... The big bad bat ain't too happy about the trouble we caused?" Danny chuckled, tilting his head as he narrowed his eyes. Organized crime was much better than his kingly duties, especially when it wasn't him playing the leader. Dan was doing pretty good as a boss, though Danny was reluctant to admit that in honor of his role as a younger brother.
"Sure as hell." Red Hood snorted, "But that ain't why I'm here, ghosty."
Danny rolled his eyes, gesturing for the other man to keep talking.
"You dealt with the court. Wraith led the mission... Personally. Not you. Not anyone else. It was Wraith, right?" Red Hood hummed, his helmet and modulator hiding everything. It frustrated Danny.
The mission was indeed led by Dante himself. But the operation had been split into three. Dan's team (Skulker, Amorpho) taking on the leaders of the court and disposing of them immed. While Danny's team (Wulf and Ember) were tasked to deal with the talons. Meanwhile, Elle's team (Johnny, Kitty, and Shadow) were tasked with saving the kids that weren't turned into Talons. But even then, Dan took full command of the situation.
It had been Dan who personally hung the Judge of the Clocktower and smeared his blood with some rhyme. It had been Dan who took charge of the remaining Talons once their leaders were dead and hung.
But it has been Danny who took the main Talon, dragged their body to Arkham, and painted a message in glowing, neon green paint. Maybe mixed with a bit of Ecto for better effects.
At the moment, all of the living Talons were in another one of their facilities—one outside of Gotham. Dan was a paranoid bastard, rightfully so, and had ordered the rehabilitation of these mindless soldiers outside of the Bats' territory. They didn't need anyone meddling with this. Not when it was Dan's first time choosing rehabilitation over elimination. In truth, these Talons were just innocent kids turned into weapons by the real monsters.
"Yeah, Wraith personally led this one." Danny pressed a hand against his hip, defiantly looking at the brick house that was the Red Hood. God, he almost didn't want a growths spurt if this was their height different. "Heard you've been snoopin' around, Red. What? Didya miss me?" It was teasing, a joke. He didn't expect much from it. He leaned in, grinning even when his mouth couldn't be seen, before pulling back as fast as he could.
But Hood sighed, letting out the hottest quiet laugh he could ever muster and tilted his head. "Yeah... Kinda missed you, ghosty. The kids were lookin' for yah. Emily was screamin' for yah on the roof two days ago."
Danny blinked.
Oh....
OH!
"Sure, sure." He immediately dismissed it, trying his best to make sure that his fast didn't go all purple, because apparently, that's the ghost version of blushing. Shit. "But the big bad Bat ain't too happy with us, yeah? I mean. Stringin' up the Judge and Talon gets you on his naughty list."
"Can't say he's pleased about it."
"Yeah, well, we ain't apologizing for that shit. The court wasn't on our radar before but they took one of our kids. Wraith is known for being one hell of a monster when it comes to kids." Danny scoffed, "They were turning them into weapons, Hood. I'd be okay if you want to throw them into Arkham, but the Judge and Talon? Somethings are more important than morals."
And Danny fucking knows that. He knows that some things should be out above morals, that they should be more important. His parents had failed to do that, failed to put their family above their morals and beliefs. The reveal was never going to be good. Not when Maddie Fenton fell to her knees, unable to accept that her baby died and demanded for him to give her back her son. It had hurt when she couldn't accept that Danny was Phantom and Phantom was Danny.
It got worse when they found out about Dan and Elle. They were hysterical. They stopped eventually. No more hunting, no more trying to protray ghosts as evil. They stopped helping the GIW. But they still couldn't accept it. They just vanished after that, leaving Danny and Jazz with Vlad, who had thankfully redeemed himself.
Danny knows what it meant to put something above your morals. Knows how valuable that is.
He shook his head, once again getting his head out of his heart and turning back to Red Hood. "Get to the point, Hood. You weren't looking for me for no reason."
"Well I've got someone who wants to meet the Wraith. The Court... They were almost involved in the court and was targeted." Red Hood tried to explain, making sure to sound as vague as possible. Danny could—kinda—understand why he was. Keeping someone anonymous until they couldn't. "Was wonderin' if you could set up a meeting. I don't think there's anywhere in Gotham that's basically neutral ground at this point but I'm willin' to bet on an area that you guys won't start a fight."
Danny paused, trying to simplify that damn request in his head. Hood wanted a meeting with Wraith, to introduce someone. And about the location? He was right. The entirety of Gotham was someone's haunt, every part of it was claimed. Even when the people were living, some were so damn liminal that certain areas were basically haunts now. Crime Alley being one of the biggest areas to end up becoming a haunt.
He could only think of three places that could somehow be considered their haunt: The Hill, where their main base was, the Narrows where Dan was trying to take over Arkham to make the security better, and possibly the Docks and Harbor. But there wasn't a solid claim on any of them, except for the Hill. It was one of the poorest and most crime-ridden areas of Gotham. The locals were hostile as hell when they first arrived, but after the Ghosts started cleanin' up the streets, helping people by offering a steady income, and keeping the kids safe, they eventually welcomed the Ghosts with open arms. It helped when Dan started weeding out people that were extorting the area.
That area was a no-go, obviously. Not their base.
"Gimme a second. Gotta ask about this before discussing a location." He whipped out his phone, modified perfectly by their resident technopath, Tucker-fucking-Foley.
D1: Got Hood here.
D2: Ew
D2: I don't wanna hear you moon about your revenant
D1: you're a bitch
D1: fuck you
D1: 🖕🖕🖕
D1: but that's not it
D1: he wants to set up a meeting. Said he'll introduce someone that Court tried recruiting
D2: Bet Vlad's castle that it's Nightwing
D2: he fits the Court's recruits
D1: what??
D1: all of the bats fit the MO
D2: yeah but Nightwing's the most flexible one. Idk
D2: Gut feeling
D2: Tell em I'm willing
D2: only on Sunday tho.
D1: K
"Good news! He's willing to show his ugly mug."
Red Hood snorted.
"Bad news—" and now he stiffened, "Wraith's only available on Sunday. Busy sched, see."
"Alright," Hood sighed, "Where are you guys willing to meet?"
Again, that was a problem. Danny might suggest the Bowery but that was too close to Hood's haunt. It wasn't until he felt the tug in his shadow that he goes stiff, blinking before he saw Hood's shadow move behind him. Instead of a hulking man, it was transforming into a classy looking woman—it reminds him of that lady from Resident Evil. The shadow moved, holding up what seemed to be a cigarette. The blankness of darkness morphed and now there was a white grin spread across her face.
Lady Gotham adored her knights but he was sure Red Hood was her favorite. Danny suspected that the city spirit had a hand in his resurrection—to which he was sure that had paperwork he'd need to process soon. But the city spirit was accommodating and welcomed them into her territory, with the promise that their intentions wouldn't turn malicious and destroy the city.
Danny couldn't help but laugh, eyes glowing green and Hood took a instinctive step back. "Heard you bats and birds got yourselves a cave." He tilted his head. "Gotham Cemetery. It's where you'll find ghosts."
The cemetery. The one area that was a haunt to all the dead and never the living.
Before Red Hood could even say another word, Danny floated of the ground, mockingly saluted the revenant, and phased through the wall.
NAILED IT!
"Lil' wing, I'm not sure about this. Doesn't it sound creepy that they want to meet in the cemetery?"
"I have a theory. I am 90% sure that the Ghosts of Gotham are actual ghosts."
"Why's you say that?"
"I had Tim and Babs help me investigate the other known members. All of them can't be detected by cameras cause the footage gets all fucked up. So we had to resort to teaditional means. Seriously, the demon brat and I had to follow that Johnny and Kitty duo around Gotham just so he could draw them properly! I kid you not, I saw those two phase through other vehicles when they were zoomin' around the streets."
"And?"
"There's a possibility that those two are from Gotham. But get this... All the matches are people who were confirmed to have died decades ago. Like... When B was a teenager."
Dick flinched. Okay. The new rogue organization might actually be made up of legitimate dead people.
"Shit."
"Right back at you."
The cemetery was already in their line of vision. Even if Dick Grayson was the target of the Court, Nightwing came with the package. Meeting Wraith as Nightwing was pretty reasonable if you had to ask him. And Jason had done his best to hunt down Phantom after Bruce forbade them from interacting with any of the ghosts unless they were starting trouble first.
Hopefully, this meeting would go well...
The cemetery is quiet once they start walking. The shadows seemed to be more lively, moving and rising like curious children wanting to catch a glimpse.
"BOO!"
His escrima sticks were already in his hands and Jason was already cocking his gun.
Phantom was floating there, upside down as Lazarus green eyes stared back at them. The obvious echo of laughter making the graveyard more eerie.
"Quit that!" Jason snapped, glowering at Phantom but slowly lowered his guns.
"Awww! C'mon now, Hood. You’re acting like you’ve seen a ghost—but a really good-looking one!" Phantom promptly runs his fingers through his hair, winking at Jason before laughing it off like it was nothing.
"You're horrendous."
"Hey, hey, hey! I'm supernatural and beyond this world!" Phantom proudly declared, clearly on the roll. But Lazarus green eyes fell to Nightwing. The reaction reminded Dick of a curious cat.
"Shit, it really was Nightwing you were talking about. I owe Wraith a hundred bucks now, birdie." Even though his mouth couldn't be seen, Dick was pretty sure that Phantom was pouting. "C'mon, birds. The boss is talking to some ghosts over there."
"So... You're really ghosts?" Jason asks, walking beside the floating ghost while Dick trailed back a couple of steps.
"Kinda? There are different kinds of ghosts, really." Phantom shrugged, going silent again. "We usually help out the other ghosts that can't meddle with the living realm. Lotta ghosts in Gotham with unfinished business."
"What kind of business?" Dick frowned.
Phantom turned to him, mischief in his eyes as he pressed a finger against the place where his lips should be. "Now, now. I ain't tellin' you, birdie. Client confidentiality and all that."
Jason grumbled something unintelligible.
"Now that ain't nice, Hood."
And then Jason grunts in response.
"C'mon, Hood!" The way Phantom whined, Dick was very sure he was pouting. "Tsk, tsk. Stop ghostin' me, wouldya?"
Dick held back a snort. While Jason's glare could be felt through his mask.
"What? That wasn't so bad! Wow... This crowd is dead."
Jason groans and Dick didn't even hide his laugh. Okay, maybe Phantom was pretty okay if you could ignore the fact that his group was pretty homicidal if needed.
"And there he is!" Phantom sounded almost mocking, the tone so strangely familiar to Dick. (Twas the sound of a younger sibling rolling their eyes). "Wraith! Brought the birdies!"
"Seriously?" Jason groaned again but stopped. Dick didn't think he was being unreasonable because holy shit!
Wraith had the same white hair as Phantom with skin paler than the damn moon. But unlike Phantom, the ends of his hair looked like fire. Red eyes instead of green... And built like a brick house, because what the fuck was that?! He was taller than Jason and Bruce! Maybe even standing taller than Superman if he stood a little straighter.
He wore the same monochrome outfit that Phantom wore and a mask that covered his mouth. With round, red tinted glasses over his eyes. Wraith was talking to the air, well, the dead. Dick could see the faint outline of a young woman.
The fucking fridge, Wraith, turned towards them once Phantom called for him.
"You fuckin' twerp, can't you see I'm still talkin'? Rude little shit."
And Dick may have realized something else. Oh. OH! That's why it was so familiar, that behaviour and mocking tone! Fucking shit, were Wraith and Phantom brothers?
Red eyes were soon trained on him. Wraith looked him over once, before humming with a smirk.
"So I was right... Nice to meet you, birdie."
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#Gotham's newest Crime Lord#Oh... Oh but also capitalize it!#dick grayson#dpxdc#danny phantom#dc x dp#danny fenton#jason todd#crossover#nightwing#red hood#dan phantom#The Phantom Brows call their respective robins “Birdie”#THEY FINALLY FUCKING MEET!#Dick was just briefly third wheeling Dead on Main#Dick's older bro instincts lagged but he clock that sibling shit eventually#Jason is tired of the puns#danny is not#The “oh...OH” trope but make it capitalized and colored
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Imagine Simon's mom doesn't die with Tommy and Beth. Maybe she was out of town, or at a friend's house, and Roba's men were sloppy and missed her. Anyway, so it's just Simon and her now, and because he blames himself for what happened, he's pulled away from her.
He pays her rent, even if he wanted her to live in a nicer apartment complex. And he visits during her birthday and Mother's Day, and sometimes just randomly stops by. But he never stays very long, and he doesn't tell her a lot about his new life. It's a very one sided relationship, but she tries to make the best of it.
And then you move in next door, during one of Simon's deployments. You feel bad for the sweet lady that lives next to you. She never seems to have much company, and you take it upon yourself to befriend her, spending more time in her apartment than your own.
You learn about her ex husband, her sons, the tragedy, and most importantly, you learn about Simon. And you hate him. Mrs. Riley (she insists you call her Sarah) is such a lovely woman, and it's clear how much she cares about her living son, how hard she's trying to keep their relationship alive.
It's the second Mother's Day after you move in when you finally meet Simon. Your relationship with your own mother is complicated, so you've opted to spend the day with Mrs. Riley. You'd gotten her a small present, and had planned to spend the day drinking wine and watching historical romance movies.
You're thoroughly shocked when you knock on her door, and a man answers. Six feet, built like a brick house, but under his scowl, you recognize Sarah's eyes.
“You must be Simon.”
His scowl deepens, but before he can say anything, Mama Riley is pushing past him, pulling you into her apartment to fuss over you.
She apologizes for not telling you sooner, but your plans will have to be rescheduled. Simon's back early, and she can't waste a precious second.
You're understanding. You've listened to her worried rants, given her space to cry over how things have turned out. You know she loves spending time with her son, even if the visits are short and he doesn't talk much.
Simon doesn't miss the way you glare at him. There's a fury in your eyes, even as you cheerily wish his mother a happy mother's day. For a moment, he wonders if you're a spy. But that thought is quickly diminished, when you verbally eviscerate him at the door.
You're quiet, not wanting to upset his mom, but your anger is clear. It may not be your business, but Mama Riley is your friend, and you adore the older woman. And you cannot stand by while he treats her like this. She loves her son so much, and he needs to step up and try harder.
As you're chewing him out, Simon's already head over heels, planning your wedding as the seconds tick by.
(A/N: You can read this as a stand alone piece, but I did write 3 more drabbles (four in total!) for this! They're all on my blog under the tag mama riley au. Thank you for reading!)
Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley imagine#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#we're ignoring canon because this was all i could think about at work today#he'd get his shit together so fast. and his mom would immediately clock him for having a crush.#she'd be more protective of you than him lol#my writing#mama riley au
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Birds of a Feather previous / next
#my art#feralnette au#birds of a feather#long tags#sorry I went apeshit in the tags#LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW#I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO#its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical#and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread#as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational#in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away#and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do#shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again#legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it#but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings#alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird#she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her#knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself#between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot#and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo#essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that#busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way#to show her she's self sabotaging#cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD
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DEFINITELY my two favorite sins
I would pay with my life savings to see these two kick the shit out of Mammon
#YESS CLOCK HIS SHIT BEE#choke on your money MAMMON#She did shut him up quite well#We love bee and Oz in this household#vivziepop#helluva boss#animation#video#helluva boss mastermind#helluva asmodeus#helluva mammon#helluva queen bee#seven deadly sins
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CLOCK HIS GERIATRIC ASS
#love when McLaren clocks helmut Marko#Lando last week#and now Oscar#yessss don’t let him start shit#oscar piastri#op81#mclaren#formula 1#f1#formula one#mexico gp 2024#cota gp 2024#guess I gotta bring this back for#f1 2025#australia gp 2025
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prt. 1. drink it up losers it’s about to get sad
#jontim#circa season 1#before. u know. their quirky workplace relationship goes to shit#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives#tim stoker#jontim fanart#tma fanart#the magnus archives fanart#my art#rosey’s art#i think my jon design is finally solidified#after going through so many changes#resident jontim angst dealer#clocking in
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Oz au- they are only like this 20% percent of the time
#that other 80% percent is Knuckles ready to clock him for being a evil lil shit#art#drawing#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sth#sonic fandom#sonic fanart#digital art#sonic the hedgehog fanart#sonic au#sth art#digital aritst#sth au#sth fanart#wizard of oz au#oz au#sonknux#sonknuckles#knuckles#sth knuckles#knuckles fanart#knuckles the echidna
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oh his ass Knew
#txt#balthazar they could never make me hate you#he clocked Cas' gay shit immediately#and he was right too#bobby rewatches supernatural#6x03
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do you ever get reminded of a ship, remember a piece of fanart of it that you loved, then after a day long search realize that you just imagined it? and then try to draw it yourself?
prllb btbtt ALT VERISONS
#since im submitting this to radar: hi! my main blog is stupidusernamepolicy. this is my art sideblog#rick and morty#rick & morty#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#rick sanchez#stanchez#rickstan#stanrick#admin draws#fanart#inspired by spinetrick slightly in the color palette because i didnt wanna do a style copy. but i first imagined it as it being THEIR art#dont. dont ask. i have a weird brain. ive done this shit before.#if im not alone PLEASE sound off. its funny but im also like. please dont let me be the only one.#anyeays. i always loved this ship#i know rick ford was the big thing but i personally think its much funnier if theyre rivals and cant stand each other#bc of science ego and personality differences#all the while rick is canoodling with his brother#i feel like theyre a great match in that theyre kind of immature old conmen who are both game for pretty much anything#RIGHT before i posted i caught a shading issue and also that i forgot stan's five o clock shadow. HA#imagine i posted this yesterday before those fixes. god what a nightmare
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i ❤️ omniscient lesbians
#sami rambles#i ❤️ (rightfully) judgmental lesbians i ❤️ clocked your shit lesbians i ❤️ done with your shit lesbians#i ❤️ get out of my damn house lesbians but most importantly i ❤️ hen and karen wilson#911 show#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buck x eddie#hen wilson#karen wilson#henren#hen x karen
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