#FOR THE SAME REASONS

[jemichiart]

A clever trickster or an ill omen, ravens have always left a strong impression on human imagination. I've had ravens hidden in the background of my art many times, but it was about time to make a proper illustration of one. ^^

If you'd like to have this black bird as your companion, this artwork is available as many kinds of prints and items on: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/158962509

[bolithesenate]

btw i am so sorry @ everyone who's tagged me in like last line challenges and whatnot lately, but the heat has been melting all my braincells so I just constantly forget about them

[pixiereblogs]

Pixie Recaps Picard | The Bounty

[laracrofted]

in the mood to be a slut (🤠) during my birthday month, so if anyone would like to send in a smut prompt and a character (jake, bradley, bob, rhett) for a short drabble, i might write a few.

and summoning a handful of mutuals to support the slut era: @roosterbruiser @theharddeck @bradshawsbitch @rhettabbotts @hangmanbrainrot @sometimesanalice @lewmagoo @whoreforseresin @t-nd-rfoot @beyondthesefourwalls but anyone can send one in. feel free to also send in non-smut prompts 💌

[a9saga]

The word 'alleged' is so necessary that people tend to overuse it sometimes. What has not been proven in a court of law is alleged. The reason you have to throw that word in there, when repeating accusations made by a 3rd party, is that the subject of the allegations can sue you if you put that out there as fact and it provably didn't happen. People who have been convicted in a court of law are not able to sue you for talking about what they've been charged with. Brian Peck's abuse of Drake Bell is not alleged. You don't have to call the guy an alleged child predator. He plead no contest to doing those things to Bell over 20 years ago. There's not a question of who or what or if. If you wanna make a post about Quiet on Set, you don't have to use the word 'alleged'.

[nocribdoll]

Proud audhd moment: I allowed myself to stim on the train :))))))

[greppelheks]

Alsoooo I have a huge crush on my coworker! Since... today!

[mycological-mariner]

My mother’s been watching The Terror for the first time over the course of a month. She knew absolutely nothing about the history and I’m just gonna say that she would have done numbers here.

Re: episode one “Fuck that, fuck that so hard. I hate this show I hate this show. Oh god. I can’t look” (thalassaphobia rip)

“Homosexual ship back then! Seamen, hold fast, come on!”

“So did that actually happen? Is this real? Is that real? How do we know this happened? When was this? So this didn’t happen but the other thing did? Did this actually —“

“So WHY did they go in the middle of winter??” and after an explanation, “Well why did they go at all?” and another explanation, “Fucking hell, that’s horrible. These were people’s children!”

Re: Ronan Raftery as Lt. Irving: “Hang on, that’s the guy in Moone Boy! The one choir guy, the one who knocks up the sister! Wait lemme check - yeah, it’s him!” Bonus points for her recognising half the cast.

“You could say he’s got a leg up”

“If they start carving up bodies, I’m out.”

“The Bible thumper, is he gonna die? He’s gonna die.”

“‘Hey baby, wanna check out my sideburns?’”

“Mm, bacon.”

“Fucking hell, it’s angsty again! This is stressful!”

“Are we finishing The Terror Barbecue tonight?”

Sitting in her armchair in the corner, smoking and saying possibly to herself, “Angsty. Angsty boys.”

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[hinamie]

10 years later

[spacedustmantis]

just almost worked myself into a panic attack by imagining my dad breaking something

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

[gildedlead]

Duke: …So, is Two-Face like, B’s ex or something?

Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.

Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.

Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.

Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.

Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.

Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.

—-Later, At the Watchtower-—

Oliver: Bats, why are your kids inviting me over for dinner?

[sepezzz]

this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!