#I sure as hell dont

[princessofxianle]

Its really the WILD WEST out here in the tgcf fandom rn someone could just claim the most random plot point about the simplified chinese version and id believe them bc i am at the mercy of the translators

[spinningbagel]

told my friend (@yourfavouritebarkeep yes. I will expose you :33) about the utter bullshit I've put TL (Timeloop) through while drawing him so uh yuh. Here's those drawings idk

(Also Hero is there)

(Also also: bald Sheriff)

[antisocialgaycat]

quite interesting how someone ive never met and probably never will meet knows me better than anyone else

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

oh shit. i was gonna launch into this whole thing about how you and john arent so different since you're both deserving of understanding and care about your respective circumstances but uh. Kill That Thang Expeditiously

TG: see

TG: i told you dude

TG: johns john and im

TG: fuck im not even dave

TG: im basically noone

TG: so who really gives a shit yknow

[xatsperesso]

Should I post the iruma mothers day fic early or wait till Sunday

If you have enough restraint and know that you can last till sunday then sure but if you feel too jittery and feel like you Need to post it now then why hold yourself back? It's not like people will ignore it if you posted it a bit early

[mtsodie]

my dad just told me bacon and hams are fizzy to him ????

[fanaticalthings]

While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

[haveihitanerve]

guys guys guys, you have it all wrong.

Dick Grayson does have a super.

Bruce has Clark

Jason has Bizzarro

Tim has Kon

Damian has Jon

And you know who Dick has?

Clark.

Dick has Clark. Superman was given the unfortunate benefit of having two Bats to have to defend and deal with. Superman, Clark Kent, is as much Dick Grayson's super as he is Bruce Wayne's. I am not saying this because i am a Superbat shipper, I am saying it because it is factual. Superman is Dick Grayson's Super.

Dick, Bruce, and Clark were the OG trio. Long before any other team. (besides them and alfred ofc)

Superman/Clark Kent is Dick Grayson's super.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[sea-buns]

it wasn't that long ago that i was in a high school math class and yet my eyes have never glazed over faster. i was good at math. i enjoy math. you want the fucking train question? in two minutes? omg i didn't know you were so funny haha

[shrimpricebowl]

oh thank god

[talubld-archive]

sleeby vibes only......

[pinetreespants]

I looted some closets! Original idea goes to @jollierot!!

They put their lamb in different outfits and haddddd to jump on that! It was so fun (Y'all... Excuse me if I misspelled anything I'm dyslexic af)

outfits are as follows: @runningwithscizzorz , (I forgot the bell and actually turned my computer back on. You deserve better king.) @unwri-ten , @aychama , and @xmajordumps. Yall have some BEAUTIFUL OUTFITS !

uhhhh pics with out my unnecessary ass comments under the cut LMAOOO

(its 430am)

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

End transcription

Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

[kiwibirb1]

Ah, my beautiful city of horrible drivers

[scribz-ag24]

okay but you know how dusknoir the species get signals to bring the dead to the underworld

imagine being around grovyle and feeling that all the time

This is such a great idea, Grovyle's time has come but Dusknoir does NOT want to take his soul, yet dusknoirs lose their will when they receive orders...

[mercurymacaroons]

arrives 15 min late with a latte

......sup